Fwd: FW: Funny Letter

[Dr. K.R.MURALI]

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> Letter - From Mom to Son
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> Dear Redneck Son,
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> I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where
> we did when you first left. Your father read in the paper that most
> accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to
> send you the address 'cause the last family here took the numbers with them
> for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.
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> This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in, pulled
> the chain, and I haven't seen 'em since. The coat you wanted me to send you,
> your Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with
> the heavy buttons, so we cut 'em off and put them in the pockets.
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> Your father has a new job with several hundred people under him. He cuts the
> lawn at the cemetery.
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> About your sister - she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether
> it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know if you are an Aunt or and Uncle.
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> We got a bill from the funeral home, said if we didn't make the last payment
> on Grandma's funeral, up she comes. Your Uncle Joe fell in the whisky vat
> yesterday - some men tried to pull him out but he fought 'em all off and
> finally drowned. We cremated him right after and he's still burning good
> this morning.
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> It only rained twice last week. Once for three days, then for four days. It
> was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times.
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> Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck, one was
> driving, two in the back. The driver rolled the window down and swam out.
> The two in the back couldn't get the tail-gate open so they drowned too. Not
> much news this time, nothing much happens round here, will try to write more
> next time.
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> Love, Your Mama
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> P.S. Was going to send you money, but the envelope was already sealed.
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K.R.MURALI
Scientist/Engineer'SG'
SSD/EOSG Room 3820
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