FW: Begin your day with humour

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Tarique Mohd Sidry/MY/CORP 29/04/08 04:43 PM

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? ' Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !! ' What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious. When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. A little boy went up to his father and asked : ' Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? ' His father replied :   ' Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. ' Jimmy's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : ' Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. ' The mother wrote back the next day : ' If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father ! '

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