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INDIA UPDATE
WARREN BUFFET HIRES SONIA GANDHI'S SON-IN-LAW
In news that has relieved lovers of money everywhere, legendary investment
guru Warren Buffet has announced that the search for his successor is
finally over. New Delhi-based entrepreneur Robert Vadra, son-in-law of
Indian Supremo Sonia Gandhi, will soon be taking over as head of Berkshire
Hathaway.
"Despite an extremely rigorous gym schedule, this extraordinary young man
has become a billionaire in just four years," said the Sage of Omaha. "Not
only did he convince real estate giant DLF to give him an entire suburb of
Delhi at throwaway prices, he also got them to lend him the money, interest
free. My sources inform me that he is also acquiring two or three other
Indian states, but he's too modest to talk about these things."
Members of Sonia Gandhi's domestic staff have welcomed the move.
"I kiss his boots on a regular basis," said Law Minister Salman Khurshid,
"It's amazing how smooth he keeps the leather."
"He's extremely dynamic," said baggage-handler Manish Tewari. "When I carry
his bags at the airport, I can barely keep up. And it's not just because he
doesn't have to go through security."
DLF has rubbished allegations of corruption, and maintains that all dealings
have been completely transparent.
"We did everything very openly," said a spokesperson for DLF. "There is no
question of favouritism. We are committed to providing the same benefits to
anyone who marries Priyanka Gandhi."
Others have also earmarked Vadra for international glory.
"Let me just get through this election," said US President Barack Obama. "If
I win, I'm going to use this man's help to revive the US economy."
INDIA UPDATE
WARREN BUFFET HIRES SONIA GANDHI'S SON-IN-LAW
In news that has relieved lovers of money everywhere, legendary investment
guru Warren Buffet has announced that the search for his successor is
finally over. New Delhi-based entrepreneur Robert Vadra, son-in-law of
Indian Supremo Sonia Gandhi, will soon be taking over as head of Berkshire
Hathaway.
"Despite an extremely rigorous gym schedule, this extraordinary young man
has become a billionaire in just four years," said the Sage of Omaha. "Not
only did he convince real estate giant DLF to give him an entire suburb of
Delhi at throwaway prices, he also got them to lend him the money, interest
free. My sources inform me that he is also acquiring two or three other
Indian states, but he's too modest to talk about these things."
Members of Sonia Gandhi's domestic staff have welcomed the move.
"I kiss his boots on a regular basis," said Law Minister Salman Khurshid,
"It's amazing how smooth he keeps the leather."
"He's extremely dynamic," said baggage-handler Manish Tewari. "When I carry
his bags at the airport, I can barely keep up. And it's not just because he
doesn't have to go through security."
DLF has rubbished allegations of corruption, and maintains that all dealings
have been completely transparent.
"We did everything very openly," said a spokesperson for DLF. "There is no
question of favouritism. We are committed to providing the same benefits to
anyone who marries Priyanka Gandhi."
Others have also earmarked Vadra for international glory.
"Let me just get through this election," said US President Barack Obama. "If
I win, I'm going to use this man's help to revive the US economy."
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