Anthropomorphic
Nouns- From an American
perspective.
I thought this might be boring, but
stick with it. You'll love the ending.
We are all familiar with a

Herd of cows,

A Flock of chickens,

A School of fish

And a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is:

(as well as their cousins the rooks and
ravens),

An Exaltation of doves
And, presumably because they look so
wise:

A Parliament of owls.
Now
consider a group of
Baboons.
Baboons are the
loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously
aggressive and least intelligent of all
primates.
And
what is the proper collective noun for a group of
baboons?
Believe it or
not... A Congress!
(Note: I hadn't heard that before,
so I looked it up.
It is
correct)

A CONGRESS OF
BABOONS!
That
pretty much explains the things that come out
of
Washington !
You just
can't make this stuff
up.
( And we
keep re-electing these baboons!!)
Shame on
us! ) |
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