FW: aviation humor

[Anthony TRENNEL]

 So true!

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Date: Sat, 11 Apr 2015 04:00:39 +0000
Subject: aviation humor

More Vietnam research….thought you might like to see these, they were taken from the April 2015 edition of Wolfgram, a monthly publication of the Vietnam Seawolfs.   Our research hasn’t discovered very much humor in Vietnam. 

 

 

·        Every takeoff is optional.  Every landing is mandatory.

 

·        If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger.  If you pull the stick back, they get smaller.  If you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

 

·        If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it’s probably a helicopter and therefore inherently unsafe.

 

·        The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool.  When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.

 

 

 

 

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