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[Mahesh Penugonda]

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From: Mahesh Penugonda <Mahesh.P...@open-silicon.com>
Date: Sun, Oct 14, 2012 at 9:01 PM
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From: Mrugesh Walimbe
Sent: 12 October 2012 10:45
To: Mahesh Penugonda
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From: Mrugesh Walimbe
Sent: Friday, October 12, 2012 10:28 AM
Subject: FW: Fw: Wah India Wah....

 

New Greetings: May your happiness increase like Petrol Price, May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!!   Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year. The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form: G= Gas & Gold D= Diesel & Dollar P= Petrol & Penny   Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol. Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!   All Girls’ Dream comes True! All Girls’ Dreammen will come on horse! All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!   Dear Father-in-Law, I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry. Please take your Daughter or Car back… I cannot afford both.   Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!   Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar); Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!   Finally it has happened… After decades, Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!! Now, there will be a new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’T DRIVE !!!   Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!   Drink and drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day? We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!! Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free. (scheme for आम आदमी: Now he can get car with petrol!)   Good News!!! Please forward this to MAXIMUM people you know, शायद किसी को काम आ जाए: जिसको petrol Rs.17/- per litre चाहिए, वो इस petrol pump से जा कर ले ले: … Al Safa Petroleum Al Khair Road Muscat, Oman   Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो... Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो... Man: What? Why? How? Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!     Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagon मिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!!   Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars… Because………. वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!   Dharmendra’s new dialogue: कुत्ते... कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...   Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND! Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घर आने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता...   Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ? Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है...   Dear Rupee, तुम मेरे प्यार में इतना गिर जाओगे, ये मैंने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था... ~तुम्हारा Dollar   रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा, कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!

 

 

 

 

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[Theiventhiran Murugan]

Hi Mahesh,
  Facts with humorous... :)

I liked this very much.. Ha Ha Ha Ha

Dear Father-in-Law,

I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.

Please take your Daughter or Car back…

I cannot afford both.

Regards,
M. Theiventhiran
Something is Better than Nothing

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