Smiles for Diwali : )
Muralidhar Nagaraj
BULLET wala SCOOTY wali se:-
kabhi bullet chalai h??
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Girl tez krke aage nikal gai.
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Boy barabar me aakr: Kabhi bullet
chalai hai??
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Girl slow ho gayi.
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Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya
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Girl:- Aur chala le bullet..
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Boy:- kamini Bandariya yahi to puch raha
tha, chalai hai to bata de break
kaise lagate hain... :D :-P
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There is nothing more expensive than a
single drop of female tear!!!
When a single drop comes out, it first mixes
with "chanel" eyeliner and "Dior"
mascara ;;) ..then when it comes down to
the cheek..it mixes with "D&G" blusher :$
and in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed
with "burberry" lipstick :*
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This means that a single drop is worth
atleast $500.. So nvr make a woman
cry .. X_X :O =))
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Sardar: Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain me dikhau?
Sardar: Nahi,
Helicopter me dikha kutte! Sardar dekha nahi, ki mazak shuru..!
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Apparently, God also has a great sense of Humor :
Isn't it funny how angels are always females
and Devils;-> are always males..! :D ;)
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A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband..
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !!
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EK AADMI KI BIVI Sunami me bahgai ,
Wo jab bhi Samundr Kinare Jata ,
Lehre uske Pair Bhiga Jati aur Wo Kehta ,
Kitna bhi Pair Chhulo ,
BIVI WAPAS NAHI LUNGA ;) ;D
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If Wives r popularly known as 'Home Minister' then What shud Husbands b
called...?
" External AFFAIRS Minister " :;)
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Wife- You changed after marriage.
Husband- I told you before marriage that
“I am not interested in Married women"=))
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Sukhi vaivaahit jeevan ka raaz...
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aaj bhi raaz hi hai.
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Very Emotional lines
EK Aadmi Doosre Aadmi say Bhai ye Khushi aur Sukoon kya hota hai...??
Doosra Aadmi:Pata nahi Bhai main to Shaadi -Shuda hoon.
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Damaad ji pehli baar Sasural Gaye.
Ek Gaon wale se pucha: Yahan koi enjoy karne wali cheez hai?
Gaon wala: Nahi Babu ji, Ek thi woh bhi Aap Le Gaye.
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लड़की ने,
मायका त्यागा, ससुराल पाया…
भाई त्यागा, देवर मिला …
बहिन त्यागी, ननद मिली…
माँ-बाप त्यागे, सास-ससुर मिले…
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पति मुफ्त में मिला …
तो कदर कहाँ से होगी… ?
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I'll never forget what Katrina Kaif said to me:
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She said, "Who are you?" :(