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Alex Cain
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> This morning, it's a child's drawing of the Trade Towers hugging and crying.
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> WTF!? it's just too bizarre to describe, and yet so sad at the same time.
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AOL ahs always been too bizarre to describe and so sad at the same time.
Mr.eXtremeOne
"Alex Cain" <alex...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> CrossfaceWalls wrote:
>
Hey Cain.........you gutless faggot fuck. You are scum. you are a dried
blood clotted tampon fround in a hookers trash can. You are a wet pile of
beaver shit, freshly dump on a mound of freshly chopped wood. You are a
bitch, YOU ARE the USENET's bitch!
Mr.eXtremeTwo
news:8QPo7.334726$NK1.31...@bin3.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com...
Well, someone's gotta slap that silly bitch around while TeaHawk's
away....let the games begin!
Cain, you got 2 days to pack your shit & leave.
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Destiny's Child - Because they suck
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Alex Cain (Usenet's b**ch)
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nunnayabidniz
Dear Mr.eXtremeOne (Excrement):
You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You
worthless bag of filth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot
with the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't
go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer on the lips than be seen with
you.
You are a fiend and a sniveling, back-boneless coward, and you have
bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased
just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are
a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant
caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. And I wish
you would go away.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a putrefaction, a big suck on a sour lemon with a lime
twist.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the
puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed
themselves in regret for what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, a ferment, the dregs of this earth. And did I
mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating
one.
Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to
impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little twit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing
nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. Your hand even refuses autoerotism. You are unreservedly
pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality
forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are assinine and benighted.
You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes
waybeyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of
stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed
on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten
so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing
hot mid-day sun on the warm side of Mercury stupid. You emit more
stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar
stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.
Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of
stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything
else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I
can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you
maynot hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength
left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about
unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of your drivel.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say
anything.
Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean,
really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling
was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to
read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True,
these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for
granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes
forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find
these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case
then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been
"right". Sort of like parking in a handicapped space. I wish you the
best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be
placing such a demand on you (like passing gas, for instance).
In short, if I traded you for shit, I would lose the container I
brought you in. Otherwise, have a good day.
(Apologies to the group, but I HAD to. ::smirk::)
-Nunnayabidniz
nunnayabidniz
<extre...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>"Mr.eXtremeOne" <Xtre...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:8QPo7.334726$NK1.31...@bin3.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com...
>>
>> "Alex Cain" <alex...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:3BA396...@yahoo.com...
>> > CrossfaceWalls wrote:
>> >
>>
>> Hey Cain.........you gutless faggot fuck. You are scum. you are a dried
>> blood clotted tampon fround in a hookers trash can. You are a wet pile of
>> beaver shit, freshly dump on a mound of freshly chopped wood. You are a
>> bitch, YOU ARE the USENET's bitch!
>
>Well, someone's gotta slap that silly bitch around while TeaHawk's
>away....let the games begin!
>
>Cain, you got 2 days to pack your shit & leave.
>
>--
>ExtremeTwo - Take it to da EXTREME!
Suck shit you stupid prickface!
Nunnayabidniz
C the Shocker
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#3 on JeffH's Top 5 RSPW Posters - August 19, 2001
"nunnayabidniz" <nunnay...@getlost.com> wrote in message
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nunnayabidniz
wrote:
>You two and your foreplay. Get a room!
>
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>C The Shocker
>
You shut up, you cunt dribble.
Fuckhead.
Nunnayabidniz
Mr.eXtremeOne
SLap! Slap! Slappity slap!
Nice cut and paste diss there bitch-o.
Be orginal in your next diss, ya burst vein in a gay mans freshly fucked
ass.
Mr.eXtremeTwo
No thanks, I'm too busy letting your mom suck me off right now.
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ExtremeTwo - Take it to da EXTREME!
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