I did WHAT to an AOL CD?......

[hillbilly]

My current poll: Below you can see what happens when you try to fold an AOL
CD in half. Your thoughts?
http://www.freewebmag.com/current_poll.cfm

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[Mr. Kitty]

hillbilly wrote in message ...

When I folded my AOL CD in half it only bent, I then tried to bend it again
this time shattering.

[Subpop]

in article uAt07f5v$GA.231@cpmsnbbsa04, Mr. Kitty at ha...@email.msn.com
wrote on 5/16/00 6:34 PM:

> When I folded my AOL CD in half it only bent, I then tried to bend it again
> this time shattering.

Before being jammed into the Zip drive, I picked the disk off the floor..

When dangling, avoid using participles..

(shudder - fuk'n grammar professor still haunting me to this day)

[Shice Beoney]

You think THAT's bad, you should see the original AOL "bisk" post:

Subject: Aol is sucks!!!!!what you can do with ther cd rom bisk
From: saun...@rio.com (saunders)
Date: 1996/04/27
Newsgroups: alt.aol-sucks

cost to mutch
it suck
no good
send to many disk.
Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
slamed it angaisnt the boor.

[ØnEiR¤s]

> lets send pictures of burning aol cd's

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[TSBruford]

Sweet!

I threw min down my apartments garbage chute from 5 floors up
I threw it at a certain angle and the velocity made it spin in the pipe a
dozen times or so, like a vortex kind of thing!

[Chad Reinagel]

I cut the cd in pieces and use them for christmas tree ornaments.

[GrayHairedHippie]

kidsc...@mfi.net (Chad Reinagel) scribbled with wild abandon on 07 Sep
2000 in aol.misc:

>I cut the cd in pieces and use them for christmas tree ornaments.
>

Ah, reminds me of the golden days of wall collages made out of AOL discs.

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[glassdragon]

AOL sends enough CD out why cut it up? Just use all the CD's they send you.
You should see how many I have. I could cover one wall.

Glass Dragon
"Chad Reinagel" <kidsc...@mfi.net> wrote in message
news:39B84952...@mfi.net...

[ejay]

I use them for frisbees. They fly faster that way ;-p

[jason...@virgin.net]

They make ideal targets for air rifle shooting!

ciao

Jason

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WOW WHAT IS THIS?!!!

[The Voice of Reason]

I use mine for fertilizer. Good shit......and all I have to do is tel them I
don't want it to get more.

[nntp guru]

i have heard about cooking them in the microwave oven i never tried it
but is has some effects

In article <39B84952...@mfi.net>, Chad Reinagel

[DrNybble]

I usually attach them to the bulletin board with a map pin (and NOT
through the center hole, either) with a sign saying "FREE".

[LA_Brand]

they make great coasters for your coffee...

DrNybble <DrNy...@rea-alp.com> wrote in message
news:ha79ts4tdpkm2r7fj...@4ax.com...

> I usually attach them to the bulletin board with a map pin (and NOT
> through the center hole, either) with a sign saying "FREE".
>
> On Sun, 10 Sep 2000 13:33:34 +0100, jason...@virgin.net wrote:
>

[Chad Reinagel]

thats wut u do to a chip bags.

[nntp guru]

that wil do too

In article <39E266CF...@mfi.net>, Chad Reinagel
<kidsc...@mfi.net> wrote:

> thats wut u do to a chip bags.
> nntp guru wrote:
> >

[Ryan]

"Chad Reinagel" <kidsc...@mfi.net> wrote in message

news:39E266CF...@mfi.net...

> thats wut u do to a chip bags.
> nntp guru wrote:
> >

> > i have heard about cooking them in the microwave oven i never tried it
> > but is has some effects

YES!!! Hahaha.... put an AOL CD in the microwave for about 3-5 seconds and
it gives you some cool results. I'm sure it would look great on a christmas
tree. It doesn't hurt the microwave either (I think).

[Seanna or Steve or Trevyn or Nicholas]

heres something:

http://www.andromeda.com/people/ddyer/tree/christma-1997.html

and this one too:

http://www.andromeda.com/people/ddyer/tree/christma.html

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[Wurk]

Ryan wrote:

> "Chad Reinagel" <kidsc...@mfi.net> wrote in message
> news:39E266CF...@mfi.net...

> > thats wut u do to a chip bags.
> > nntp guru wrote:
> > >

> > > i have heard about cooking them in the microwave oven i never tried it
> > > but is has some effects
>

> YES!!! Hahaha.... put an AOL CD in the microwave for about 3-5 seconds and
> it gives you some cool results. I'm sure it would look great on a christmas
> tree. It doesn't hurt the microwave either (I think).
>

> > > In article <39B84952...@mfi.net>, Chad Reinagel
> > > <kidsc...@mfi.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > > I cut the cd in pieces and use them for christmas tree ornaments.

It's against AOLaw to use AOL Software for any purpose other then it is
intended.

Go directly to Jail.

Hahaha

Wurk

[AbsoluteK]

Ryan wrote:
>
> "Chad Reinagel" <kidsc...@mfi.net> wrote in message
> news:39E266CF...@mfi.net...
> > thats wut u do to a chip bags.
> > nntp guru wrote:
> > >

> > > i have heard about cooking them in the microwave oven i never tried it
> > > but is has some effects
>

> YES!!! Hahaha.... put an AOL CD in the microwave for about 3-5 seconds and
> it gives you some cool results. I'm sure it would look great on a christmas
> tree. It doesn't hurt the microwave either (I think).

Heh, my friend here in college did that to one of the microwaves. It
didn't have any affects (as far as i could tell on the microwave) but it
stunk really f*cking bad afterwards. Mind you, the CD did look pretty
cool getting cooked :-)

-AbsoluteK

[wurk]

<39E4F0FE...@linuxfreemail.com>, "Wurk" <Wu...@linuxfreemail.com> bit
the stinkin' ring-ding, upchucked, and spewed forth:

>
>
> Ryan wrote:
>
>> "Chad Reinagel" <kidsc...@mfi.net> wrote in message
>> news:39E266CF...@mfi.net...
>> > thats wut u do to a chip bags. nntp guru wrote:
>> > >

>> > > i have heard about cooking them in the microwave oven i never tried
>> > > it but is has some effects
>>

>> YES!!! Hahaha.... put an AOL CD in the microwave for about 3-5
>> seconds and it gives you some cool results. I'm sure it would look
>> great on a christmas tree. It doesn't hurt the microwave either (I
>> think).
>>

>> > > In article <39B84952...@mfi.net>, Chad Reinagel
>> > > <kidsc...@mfi.net> wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > I cut the cd in pieces and use them for christmas tree
>> > > > ornaments.
>

> It's against AOLaw to use AOL Software for any purpose other then it is
> intended.
>
> Go directly to Jail.
>
> Hahaha
>
> Wurk

Troll!

Hahaha
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[Mark Lloyd]

I microwaves an AOL CD for 30 seconds, interesting to watch.

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[Graeme Sedgley]

Try taking a whole bunch and going skeet shooin'

America Online. No wonder it's Fucked.
http://devoted.to/Exposing_AOL_as_Crap

[jack_of_knives]

I make them into clocks

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[burnout1]

Mark Lloyd wrote:

> On Fri, 29 Sep 2000 01:25:28 GMT, nntp guru <nn...@guru.guru> wrote:
>

> I microwaves an AOL CD for 30 seconds, interesting to watch.
>
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> http://nav.to/notstupid

Get enough of them together and you might be able to come with a spare tire
for a lawn mower.....;->

[crash over ride]

if you have access to a shooting range you could use them as targets

In article <3A3E51E1...@prodigy.net>, burnout1

[Rob]

I'd like to know who in aol thinks you need cd's delivered to your door
every 5 mins and how they get your add'
"crash over ride" <hac...@the.movie> wrote in message
news:221220000742503135%hac...@the.movie...

[Desverger]

I think this is the definitive list of uses, I use them for coasters
myself...

AOL Disk Uses

+ Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use
metal door for knife).
+ Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter.
+ Construct a life size replica of Stonehenge.
+ At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg.
+ Money clip (use metal door and discard the plastic
case...the "rich nerd" look is IN this year).
+ Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates).
+ Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).
+ Give them to young children to use as building blocks.
+ Glue them to the bottom of the space shuttle and use them as
re-entry burn tiles.
+ Dentures (melt & form them into new teeth for grandma).
+ Room dividers for hamsters.
+ Drink coasters.
+ Use multiple disks to create an ideal door stopper.
+ Ice scraper.
+ Bathroom tile.
+ Bookmark.
+ Mini frisbee.
+ Air hockey puck.
+ Dog chew toy.
+ Dart board.
+ Pooper scooper.
+ Grill scraper.
+ Use them for karate board-breaking demonstrations (save a
tree).
+ Wrist slicer - after receiving first AOL bill (use metal
door).
+ Conversation piece for coffee table.
+ Destroy them - smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.
+ Light switch cover.
+ Chinese throwing stars (tape 2 together).
+ Clay pigeons for target practice.
+ Greeting card (bind two together at one end).
+ Halloween treat (give them away all night long).
+ Bullet proof vest (arrange together in triple thickness).
+ Firewood.
+ Bird house.
+ Paper weights.
+ Pen holders (make a box without a top).
+ Post it-notes holder.
+ Refrigerator magnet (glue a magnet to the back).
+ A very sturdy base for putting the motorcycle sidestand on
when parking on soft surfaces.
+ Keep 'em in the trunk for extra traction in the snow.
+ Solar Eclipse Glasses (open door and look through disk at
the sun/moon -actually works).
+ Placing one in each back pocket helps children who get
paddled
by the coach. This spreads the force to a wider area.
+ Make an AOL disk & pasta casserole.
+ Incense burners (put stick in hole of disk hub and light the
incense.
+ Bug Shield (glue a bunch to the front of your car's hood).
+ Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with this
list).
+ Melt the plastic of the disks into a giant sculpture.
+ Hand them out as party favors.
+ Hidden/spare key holder (crack open 1 side, insert key and
then place near door. Completely safe...who would want an
AOL disk?)
+ Vertical blinds.
+ Be an AOL diskette surgeon and disect a diskette.
+ Bench press weights (I can press 120).
+ Grind 'em up and refertilize the front lawn.
+ The new "Domino's stuffed-crust pizza" filling.
+ Tell the kids to leave warm milk & AOL disks for Santa.
+ Brake shoes.
+ House insulation.
+ Recycle them for the scrap metal.
+ Kitchen tile for Bill Gates' new mansion in Seatle (walk all
over the competition)
+ Hockey Puck.
+ Add water and special plant life to make a Chia-Disk.
+ Noise maker for your bike spokes (why damage your valuable
baseball cards).
+ Put one on a leash and drag it along as you walk...makes the
perfect pet.
+ Poker chips.
+ Baseball practice (throw them up in the air and hit them
with the bat).
+ Keychain (Put a key ring through one of the writeprotect
holes and you've got a snappy executive bathroom keychain
for the office).
+ Mail to 10 friends-start an AOL chain-letter (add a disk
with each link).
+ Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped
piece of bent coathanger to both disks).
+ Grind them up to make fake snow.
+ Earrings (put loop into write-protect hole).
+ Dental floss (use actual disk).
+ Use them for zipper pulls (instead of ski lift tickets).
+ When your collection of disks reaches 52, use them for a
deck of cards.
+ Use them to fill potholes.
+ Hood ornament.
+ Snow blower replacement blades.
+ Put them in your shirt pocket to make you look smart.
+ Make two stacks of 10 and use them as heels for platform
shoes.
+ Rubic's cube case (make into box).
+ Shipping material (keeps your photos from being bent in the
mail).
+ Protect your table from burns caused by hot pots and pans.
+ Snack trays (great for holding hors d'oeuvres at parties).
+ Give them as stocking stuffers to all those people who piss
you off.
+ Fly paper (use actual disk and put string through middle,
hang 2" apart and apply honey to disks).
+ Pocket protector (gee Gilbert I really like your new pocket
protector -thanks Lewis).
+ They make a *dandy* addition to a #$*+&% neighbor's back
yard. Better yet, get them to actually install it on their
computer.
+ Use them as elbow and knee pads.
+ Wax scraper for snowboards.
+ Use them to decorate your aquarium and create Computer City
under water.
+ Tape a few together and use them as a mouse pad.
+ Collect a large mass and detonate a supernova.
+ A wind clacker (similar to a wind chime).
+ Soap dish (remove metal to prevent rusting).
+ Row markers for your vegetable garden. (carrots, beans,
peas....)
+ Makes the perfect dance floor for your ant colony.
+ Bread roller (use actual disks and put rod through
center-use about 100).
+ Hot glue gun resting/protecting pad.
+ Baby mobile.
+ Fence (may need a few thousand).
+ Toe tags for mortuaries. Great for identifying dead computer
nerds.
+ Wonderbra inserts for that Madonna-techno look.

[A Q Weissman]

You can also stack about ten or so, put a tapered magic marker through the
middle, and make yourself a spinning top!

Desverger <desv...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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[Desverger]

Another few uses (well 2)

Get yourself a clock motor and hands, have the shiny side facing forward,
put the clock motor through the middle, there you have a 'new age' looking
clock with shiny face to boot!

Also, you could get a load (not difficult considering how much I get through
the post)

and glue the lot together, shiny side forwards, and you have a mirror which
should look futuristic and modern, even though a old style 'normal' mirror
still does a better job!

D

Desverger <desv...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:oRM66.2264$rB.6...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...

> I think this is the definitive list of uses, I use them for coasters
> myself...
>
> AOL Disk Uses
>

<snip>

[Coal_Man]

Ahhhh the old days of "Bisk" come to mind...

Actually, I have collected almost every version of AOL bisk that was ever
rammed down the throats of the general public.

My collection begins with AOL floppy version 1.27 for DOS and ends with AOL
virus version 6.0!

Gee, if I only had an AOL for Linux....

[crash override]

back when aol came on floppies i reformatted them and reused them

[TyrannyOfGovt]

"crash override" <hac...@the.movie> wrote in message
news:160120011542448277%hac...@the.movie...

> back when aol came on floppies i reformatted them and reused them

crash, you're a freakin' genius!!

[JM Hunter]

On The Day Of Our Lord: Fri, 16 Mar 2001 08:24:56 -0800, Mark®
<mar...@mac.com> picked a plump bugger and in sanskrit smeared the
following cryptic message:

>I use them as a coaster for my beer...

I send mine to Alex Cain. He says they're just a perfect fit for his
dick. I told him *that* was something I didn't really want to know.

JM Hunter

[crash override]

yes microwave does have an effect on cds a great way to destroy a cd so
it is unreadable just cook it until you get the sparks then you know no
one can get the data from it

[Mark®]

Thats what I do to CD's I'd made a mistake on. They just look "artsy" by the
way...
--
The man with the third nipple.

[Wurk]

Mark® wrote:

Since the law prohibits the mis-use of AOL software, I have forwarded this thread to
AOL TOS.

Please edit all posts.

Wurk, coast to coast to coaster

[Slow Down]

Wurk thought something along the lines of:

>
>
> MarkŽ wrote:
>
>> Thats what I do to CD's I'd made a mistake on. They just look "artsy" by the
>> way...
>> --
>> The man with the third nipple.
>>
>>> From: crash override <hac...@the.movie>
>>>

>>> yes microwave does have an effect on cds a great way to destroy a cd so
>>> it is unreadable just cook it until you get the sparks then you know no
>>> one can get the data from it
>>>
>>> In article <B6D77E58.4573%mar...@mac.com>, MarkŽ <mar...@mac.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I use them as a coaster for my beer...
>
> Since the law prohibits the mis-use of AOL software, I have forwarded this
> thread to
> AOL TOS.

The _law_? And that is the law of what?

The better joke would have used, Terms of Agreement or Terms of Service
instead of the word law.

Unless you are serious, in which case, never mind.

[Wurk]

Slow Down wrote:

Federal law prohibits the mis-use of AOL software. AOL monitors its software so
that no one pirates for re-sale.

TOS is no joke.

Wurk, weapon always in sight

[Mark®]

I still like using the AOL CD's as a toaster for my beer...

--
The man with the third nipple.

> From: Wurk <Wu...@slezey.com>
> Organization: Sleaze
> Newsgroups:
> aol.questions.and.answers,alt.aol-sucks,alt.aol-sucks.rejects,alt.flame.macint
> osh,aol.announce,aol.chat,aol.internet,aol.misc
> Date: Sat, 17 Mar 2001 15:07:18 -0500
> Subject: Re: I did WHAT to an AOL CD?......
>
>
>

[Wurk]

MarkŽ wrote:

I use a toaster to make toast.

Hahaha

Wurk, driving while blind

[Mark®]

> From: Wurk <Wu...@slezey.com>
> Organization: Sleaze
> Newsgroups:
> aol.questions.and.answers,alt.aol-sucks,alt.aol-sucks.rejects,alt.flame.macint
> osh,aol.announce,aol.chat,aol.internet,aol.misc

> Date: Sat, 17 Mar 2001 18:51:09 -0500

> Subject: Re: I did WHAT to an AOL CD?......
>
>
>

My bad, Ok ...coaster...

[Mark®]

I use them as a coaster for my beer...

--
The man with the third nipple.

> From: "Rob" <n...@telling.com>
> Organization: BT Internet
> Newsgroups:
> aol.questions.and.answers,alt.aol-sucks,alt.aol-sucks.rejects,alt.flame.macint
> osh,aol.announce,aol.chat,aol.internet,aol.misc
> Date: Sun, 31 Dec 2000 20:08:20 -0000
> Subject: Re: I did WHAT to an AOL CD?......
>

[Wurk]

Mark® wrote:

I sit my drinks anywhere I can reach from the floor.

Hahaha

Wurk, Irish for a day, setter

[RaalynthsLair.com]

Coasters, that is what I find they work best for. And it's so convenient
too, you get one to dirty and scratched up to look at just in time for a new
one to come in. ^_^

~RaalynthsLair.com

[IMS]

Not so long ago RaalynthsLair.com <raal...@raalynthslair.com> stood up
against the hail of insults and added this to the fire -:

>Coasters, that is what I find they work best for.

I have them hanging up in my garden to keep the birds off my ..err Herbs

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