Creative submission - application to GWC

[The Real George Wythe]

"Special Thanks To Our Wifes... And Veiwers Like You"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cXypmqFlDQ

Seriously, have they ever actually rejected an applicant? Ever?

[random...@yahoo.com]

I wonder if I would be rejected from GWC if I put the following
information on my application:

Religion: Devout satanist
Political Views: Left of Stalin
Favorite American President: Obama (when he is elected)
Favorite instant in american history: Creation of public schools

MAYBE then they would reject an application, but by the looks of this
video, I really wonder.

[random...@yahoo.com]

Dear Mr. Dilts,

We have received your application to George Wythe College, and we
regret to inform you that your application was neither sufficient nor
acceptable for attendance at our marvelous school. However, don't be
alarmed, the degrees that we grant have been evaluated by the ANTI-GWC
google group and have been valued at less than the paper they were
printed upon and the inkjet cartidges connected to our gateway windows
98 desktop computer.

Our selection process is rigorous, and so are our programs.
Unfortunately, we do not offer an accredited degree, but if we did,
you might feel worse about our decision. Sometime in the next 200
years we expect to have been accepted by the Ministry of Education of
Micronesia as an accredited insitution. You may apply at that time.

Sincerely,

Oliver Van DeMille, B.A.

On Aug 20, 3:58 pm, The Real George Wythe <odemi...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Cynical Pen]

Oh my god, how did you find that? That was awesome. And so was the rejection letter.

 

But I think a more realistic letter might be like this:

 

Dear Brother Dilts,

 

We have received your application for George Wythe University, and we regret to inform you that, after a probe of your bank account, you lack the qualities we demand of our incoming freshmen. it is with great displeasure that I encourage you to work for Comanity, perhaps, in time, you will earn enough experience to finance your developed growth, and then you may apply again.

 

Please remember that our selection process is arduous, and we have almost a dozen applicants to choose from every year.

 

Also, we are sorry to hear of your Jewish ways. As you know, a statesman has to be a person of faith. He can believe in any god he wants to, so long as it's Jesus Christ. Atheists, Agnostics, Buddhists, Jews, Catholics, and Blacks will not be admitted.   

 

Sincerely,
 

Oliver Van DeMille, Ph.D,  B.A., B.S., J.D., D.B.A., D.Sc., Ph.D., Ph.D., Ph.D, Ph.D, Ph.D.