Ok I lied - One last one that I had to share *chuckles*
Jan Marie
kicked off again and don't know how much time I'll have this time. Arghhh.
Jan Marie
Now get to bed girl, you need your beauty sleep!
"Snowy" <foreve...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:tcykrHO...@tweedledum.annex.com...
Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold
in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in
their stomachs.
I have become a little older now and a few changes have come into my life.
Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five
gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, WILL POWER helps me get out of
bed. Then I go down the hall and see JOHN.
Next, CHARLIE HORSE comes along and takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves ARTHUR RITIS shows up and stays the rest of the day. He
doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to
joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to relax with BEN GAY.
What a life! The preacher came to visit me the other day. He said, at my
age, I should be thinking about "the hereafter."
I told him, "Oh, I do, all the time! No matter where I am ... in the
parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the basement ... I ask myself,
"NOW, WHAT AM I HERE AFTER?"
courtesy of Mrs Pea *S*
Snowy