[Mar 24] : Read Adult Joke of the Day - SMS to Your Friends Now
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A policemen arrested a prostitute Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute. Police: What r u selling. Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO
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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free.
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: Me
sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. 2 hours later
sardar 2 boss: Me ok, ur
wife very sweet.
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Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r Tollfree Calls Callgirls r Roaming Calls Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
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Husband :Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle. Wife:Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier it was 300ml and now it's 1.5 liter
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i want to fuck u from day to late night so that u get pregnant and i will kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur child
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Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.