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[Milton Greenberg]

15 Fall Riddles and Jokes for Kids

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Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?​

A: A pumpkin patch.​

The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”​

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?​

A: No body.​

Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?​

A: The Crossing Gourd.​

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?​

A: Pumpkin Pi.​

Q: I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I?​

A: A candle.​

Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?​

A: Fall.​

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?​

A: Squash.​

A family of fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb. A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet. The red leaf said, “Because we keep falling.”​

Q: What happened when the turkey got in a fight?​

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.​

Q: Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?​

A: Winnie the Boo.​

Q: What did one leaf say to another?​

A: I’m falling for you.​

Q: Why are all Superman costumes tight?​

A: They’re all size S.​

Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?​

A: Because it’s too far to walk.​

Q: Why is Dracula so easy to fool?​

A: Because he’s a sucker.

[bobfr...@comcast.net]

Q. Why did the lobster blush?

A. Because the sea weed.

-Bob

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