[αmεlισcrαcγ] twist off the old block.
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Nicole Woon
Feb 6, 2013, 12:00:03 PM2/6/13
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[Homer agrees to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday]
Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free [frozen yogurt, which I call] frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?"
Happy National Froyo Day!
Yogorino; Philadelphia, PA.
Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free [frozen yogurt, which I call] frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?"
-- "Treehouse of Horror III," The Simpsons (1992).
Happy National Froyo Day!
Yogorino; Philadelphia, PA.
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Posted By Nicole Woon to αmεlισcrαcγ at 2/06/2013 09:00:00 AM
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