why people don't go to 5* hotels?

[kishor kodarkar]

Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel !!

Question : > > "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : > > " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea > ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : > > "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: > > "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: > > "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: > > " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: > > " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: > > " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question: > > " White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: > > "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: > > "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "It's better that I'll die of thirst"

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