SALARY DAY-->MONTHLY MILESTONES OF LIFE.... must read

[Nagesh Telange]

 

Dear All

Start the week with a smile & Good laugh.                                          Laughter is The Best medicine

No malice to anyone—Thanks to Pankaj  Kumar Mishra for sharing ( probably he is still a bachelor & wants to share his experiences ? )

 

Subject: SALARY DAY-->MONTHLY MILESTONES OF LIFE.... must read

 

MONTHLY MILESTONES of a Single Boy

Heading	First Week	Second Week	Third Week	Fourth Week
a) Bank Balance	20000	2000	200	20
b) Conveyance	Auto ("I can afford it")	Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")	Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")	Walk ("Good for health")
c) Girl Friends	Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")	Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")	Tina ("I am loyal to her")	"Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"
d) Mobile Maintenance	Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")	Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")	Rare outgoing calls (" Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")	Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
e) Boozing	"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!	"Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Lonavala .."	"The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"	"Drinking is injurious to health."

MONTHLY MILESTONES of a Single Girl

Heading	First Week	Second Week	Third Week	Fourth Week
a) Bank Balance	20000	20000	20000	20000
b) Conveyance	Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")	Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")	Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")	Auto ("after all my boy friend pays f or it")
c) Boy Friends	Abhinav , saleem, Peter	Sachin, sumeet, vinay	Abhijeet, Ram, christopher. ..	Arun , Vikash, vimal..
d) Mobile Maintenance	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
e) Boozing	"Come, let's go to Goa	"Come, let's go to Kulu	"Come, let's go to Shimla	"Come, let's go to darj ee ling

  A day spent without laughter is a day wasted 

Keep smiling! Cheers!!

   Regards-Nagesh

 

 

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Warm Regards ,

Nagesh  Telange,