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SALARY DAY
MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY
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First Week
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Second Week
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Third Week
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Fourth Week
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a) Bank Balance
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20000
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2000
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200
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20
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b) Conveyance
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Auto ("I can afford it")
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Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
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Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
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Walk ("Good for health")
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c) Girl Friends
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Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")
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Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
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Tina ("I am loyal to her")
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"Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"
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d) Mobile Maintenance
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Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
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Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
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Rare outgoing calls (" Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
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Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
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e) Boozing
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"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!
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"Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore .."
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"The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"
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"Drinking is injurious to health."
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MONTHLY MILESTONES of a Single Girl
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Heading
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First Week
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Second Week
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Third Week
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Fourth Week
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a) Bank Balance
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20000
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20000
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20000
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20000
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b) Conveyance
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Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
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Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
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Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
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Auto ("after all my boy friend pays f or it")
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c) Boy Friends
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Abhinav , saleem, Peter
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Sachin, sumeet, vinay
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Abhijeet, Ram, christopher. ..
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Arun , Saket, vimal..
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d) Mobile Maintenance
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Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
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Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
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Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
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Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
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e) Boozing
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"Come, let's go to Goa
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"Come, let's go to Kulu
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"Come, let's go to Shimla
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"Come, let's go to darj ee ling
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