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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Dec 12, 2014, 4:33:38โฏPM12/12/14
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 19:37:15 +0000 (UTC), Chris Caputo <cca...@alt.net>
wrote:
>The following was just posted to https://www.altopia.com/whatsnew.html:
>
>12-Dec-2014:
>
>For SSL, we now require TLS 1.0 or better. SSLv3 and SSLv2 are
>considered insecure and at Altopia we prefer real security over a false
>sense of security. As an existing customer, if you need a free month or
>two to offset the cost of a newsreader upgrade, please email
>sup...@altopia.com.
>
>Ref: https://community.qualys.com/blogs/securitylabs/2014/10/15/ssl-3-is-dead-killed-by-the-poodle-attack
>
>Chris Caputo
>Chief Geek, Altopia Corporation
Thanks for the information but is there really any need
for the likes of me who only posts nonsense to AUK and
a few other crap groups to worry about secure sockets
layers?
Seems to me if I want to post something really libelous
I would use anonymous remailers with encryption.
--
Sir Gregory
wrote:
>The following was just posted to https://www.altopia.com/whatsnew.html:
>
>12-Dec-2014:
>
>For SSL, we now require TLS 1.0 or better. SSLv3 and SSLv2 are
>considered insecure and at Altopia we prefer real security over a false
>sense of security. As an existing customer, if you need a free month or
>two to offset the cost of a newsreader upgrade, please email
>sup...@altopia.com.
>
>Ref: https://community.qualys.com/blogs/securitylabs/2014/10/15/ssl-3-is-dead-killed-by-the-poodle-attack
>
>Chris Caputo
>Chief Geek, Altopia Corporation
Thanks for the information but is there really any need
for the likes of me who only posts nonsense to AUK and
a few other crap groups to worry about secure sockets
layers?
Seems to me if I want to post something really libelous
I would use anonymous remailers with encryption.
--
Sir Gregory
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Dec 12, 2014, 5:16:21โฏPM12/12/14
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 17:02:35 -0500, Stray Cat
<Stra...@alt.anonymous.messages> wrote:
>On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 16:33:27 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
>
>>Thanks for the information but is there really any need
>>for the likes of me who only posts nonsense to AUK and
>>a few other crap groups to worry about secure sockets
>>layers?
>
>Suppose someone was watching your insecure connection anywhare along its way, grabbed your Altopia username and password and then
>proceeded to upload a ton of kiddie porn via Altopia? Still think it doesn't matter? Think it can't happen?
I don't think it would matter because there would be an IP addy
and MAC address associated with their upload of kiddie pron and it
wouldn't be mine.
--
Sir Gregory
<Stra...@alt.anonymous.messages> wrote:
>On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 16:33:27 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
>
>>Thanks for the information but is there really any need
>>for the likes of me who only posts nonsense to AUK and
>>a few other crap groups to worry about secure sockets
>>layers?
>
>proceeded to upload a ton of kiddie porn via Altopia? Still think it doesn't matter? Think it can't happen?
I don't think it would matter because there would be an IP addy
and MAC address associated with their upload of kiddie pron and it
wouldn't be mine.
--
Sir Gregory
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Dec 12, 2014, 5:37:26โฏPM12/12/14
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 17:29:51 -0500, Stray Cat
<Stra...@alt.anonymous.messages> wrote:
>On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 17:16:12 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
>
>>I don't think it would matter because there would be an IP addy
>>and MAC address associated with their upload of kiddie pron and it
>>wouldn't be mine.
>
>Even though it's not your IP address, likely it will be you who will have to explain that. Altopia has the IP address and the account
>used to make a post, but not who was actually doing it.
>
>MAC addresses don't propagate beyond the first upstream router you hit.
Altopia logs the IP address, I know that much. And, the authorities most
certainly can find out the MAC address from that if they subpoena the
information.
So, bottom line is if somebody were to steal my password and username to
upload a bunch of kiddie pron or any other illegal stuff I would have no
liability or culpability for it.
Thus, it still seems to me that this extra security is only for the
insecure people who don't really know what's going on.
--
Sir Gregory
<Stra...@alt.anonymous.messages> wrote:
>On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 17:16:12 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
>
>>I don't think it would matter because there would be an IP addy
>>and MAC address associated with their upload of kiddie pron and it
>>wouldn't be mine.
>
>used to make a post, but not who was actually doing it.
>
>MAC addresses don't propagate beyond the first upstream router you hit.
Altopia logs the IP address, I know that much. And, the authorities most
certainly can find out the MAC address from that if they subpoena the
information.
So, bottom line is if somebody were to steal my password and username to
upload a bunch of kiddie pron or any other illegal stuff I would have no
liability or culpability for it.
Thus, it still seems to me that this extra security is only for the
insecure people who don't really know what's going on.
--
Sir Gregory
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Dec 12, 2014, 5:39:28โฏPM12/12/14
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 15:31:25 -0700, Lamey <la...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>Take the free shit.
Why complicate matters when it's just not necessary?
K.I.S.S! Only paranoid people worry about crap like this.
Why complicate matters when it's just not necessary?
K.I.S.S! Only paranoid people worry about crap like this.
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Dec 12, 2014, 5:44:31โฏPM12/12/14
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 15:31:25 -0700, Lamey <la...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 16:33:27 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
><greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
>
>On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 16:33:27 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
><greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
>
If it requires a newsreader upgrade then it's probably
not free.
I don't know if Forte Agent can implement the new standard
but probably not. So, what am I gonna do. Spend a lot of
money on a new client? Seems totally unnecessary to me.
There is a check box for SSL in my older version of Forte
Agent but I'd sure have to upgrade to the newest version
as the new standard didn't even exist when the older
Forte Agent was coded.
--
Sir Gregory
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Dec 12, 2014, 6:07:50โฏPM12/12/14
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 22:56:21 +0000, Percy Picacity
<k...@under.the.invalid> wrote:
>If you're not worried about security why connect by SSL at all? I
>think plain text still works.
Indeed. It's a big to do about nothing.
But, if it makes the geeks feel better about themselves
then they can use it.
--
Sir Gregory
<k...@under.the.invalid> wrote:
>think plain text still works.
Indeed. It's a big to do about nothing.
But, if it makes the geeks feel better about themselves
then they can use it.
--
Sir Gregory
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Dec 12, 2014, 6:18:18โฏPM12/12/14
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 18:09:42 -0500, Stray Cat
<Stra...@alt.anonymous.messages> wrote:
>It doesn't need to be about your newsreader or anyone else's being TLS capable or not.
>
>My ancient copy of Forte Agent 2.0 isn't.
>
>I use stunnel with it and it supports all versions of SSL and TSL.
>
>And stunnel is free and trivial to setup.
I bet it slows things down. I can't abide slow connections.
<Stra...@alt.anonymous.messages> wrote:
>It doesn't need to be about your newsreader or anyone else's being TLS capable or not.
>
>My ancient copy of Forte Agent 2.0 isn't.
>
>I use stunnel with it and it supports all versions of SSL and TSL.
>
>And stunnel is free and trivial to setup.
I bet it slows things down. I can't abide slow connections.
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Dec 12, 2014, 6:36:50โฏPM12/12/14
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 18:27:45 -0500, Stray Cat
<Stra...@alt.anonymous.messages> wrote:
>There wouldn't be any meaningful impact on your network thruput. There will be some extra CPU overhead, but I've never noticed any
>performance impact.
>
>Easy enough for you to find out. If you want a good stunnel.conf file, just ask.
Thanks but it looks like I'd need a new one every month.
https://www.stunnel.org/versions.html
It seems they release a new medium or high urgency
version every month. Give me a freaking BREAK!
And, I thought Windows updates were out of control.
--
Sir Gregory
<Stra...@alt.anonymous.messages> wrote:
>performance impact.
>
>Easy enough for you to find out. If you want a good stunnel.conf file, just ask.
Thanks but it looks like I'd need a new one every month.
https://www.stunnel.org/versions.html
It seems they release a new medium or high urgency
version every month. Give me a freaking BREAK!
And, I thought Windows updates were out of control.
--
Sir Gregory
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Dec 12, 2014, 7:27:35โฏPM12/12/14
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Lamey wrote:
> On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 17:44:20 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
> Ok then just have a beer.
i hate beer
> On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 17:44:20 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
i hate beer
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Dec 12, 2014, 8:16:06โฏPM12/12/14
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Lamey wrote:
> I like a good ale.
molson's canadian lager
molson's canadian lager
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Dec 12, 2014, 9:14:47โฏPM12/12/14
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Ozzy on February 13 2014 at 12:07PM
The reason his picture isn't on money is because he said it would "de-value
his image"
jc on February 12 2014 at 07:36PM
He can get to the north pole bye heading west.
He apples his decore
nels59 on February 10 2014 at 12:46PM
He has a drug sniffing dog as his dealer
anom on February 07 2014 at 09:46PM
it had never been "his bad"
Bruno on February 04 2014 at 01:29PM
He has a "safe word" for phone sex.
Bill Mars on February 03 2014 at 11:33AM
The blarney stone french kissed HIM
Bill Mars on February 03 2014 at 11:30AM
He once wrote a check and the bank bounced!!
Steve Johnson on February 01 2014 at 09:09AM
He once engaged in horseplay, and the horses lost.
Steve Johnson on February 01 2014 at 09:08AM
Back in the 60's, the Beatles used to scream at him.
Steve Johnson on February 01 2014 at 08:06AM
Once bitten, he is still not shy.
jim on January 30 2014 at 06:35AM
His "boys" can't swim, but they don't need to
He gave his father "the talk"
His passport requires no photograph
When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake
finally died
His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do
He once went to the psychic, to warn her
If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong
urge to thank him
Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if
he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side
He can speak Russian... in French
He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
Superman has pijamas with his logo
His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
The circus ran away to join him
Bear hugs are what he gives bears
He once brought a knife to a gunfight... just to even the odds
When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything
because they are all dead
He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning
to the pool
If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark
He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
He can kill two stones with one bird
His signature won a Pulitzer
When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
The dark is afraid of him
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
He once made a weeping willow laugh
He lives vicariously through himself
His business card simply says 'I'll Call You"
He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish
He bowls overhand
In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
He is allowed to talk about the fight club
He once won a fist fight, only using his beard
He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a
unicycle
A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush
His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
The Holy Grail is looking for him
Roses stop to smell him
He once started a fire using only dental floss and water
His sweat is the cure for the common cold
Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
Werewolves are jealous of his beard
He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
He never wears a watch because time is always on his side
He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
He has won the lifetime achievement award... twice
If opportunity knocks, and he's not at home, opportunity waits
Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him
When he was young he once sent his parents to his room
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body
His blood smells like cologne
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
His hands feel like rich brown suede
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
Panhandlers give him money
When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
His shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice
When he holds a lady's purse, he looks manly
Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality
When in Rome, they do as HE does
His pillow is cool on BOTH sides
The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM
While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the
underbelly of the Great White with his right han
He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
Time waits on no one, but him
Once he ran a marathon because it was "on the way"
His mother has a tattoo that says "Son"
The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA
Presidents take his birthday off
His recipe for deviled eggs involves actual witchcraft
He has never walked into a spider web
He is left-handed. And right-handed
His shirts never wrinkle
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
His organ donation card also lists his beard
He doesn't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores
Even his tree houses have fully finished basements
His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda
triangle
If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would
He's never lost a game of chance
He is the life of parties that he has never attended
He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot
prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close
inspection, it turned out that the prints were his
He once caught the Loch Ness Monster..with a cane pole, but threw it
back
His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather
He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won
Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake
If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume
He is considered a national treasure in countries he's never visited
Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street
He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it
didn't take
He has inside jokes with people he's never met.
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Comments
Star Man on November 26 2014 at 07:52PM
He can take a long walk on a short pier and not get wet.
His chemistry is so unique, he has his own element on the periodic table.
peetah on November 09 2014 at 08:08AM
He's so nice, even a Santa has to put himself on the naughty list.
Simon4321 on November 02 2014 at 05:00PM
All love needs is him
He once won cutthroat kitchen...and won $30,000
When attending Seattle Seahawks games, he is the thirteenth man
Math tries to solve his problems
He once stepped on a leggo.. and it started crying
Jesus asks him what he would do
He was cool before being cool was considered cool
He had a full beard at the age of one month\
HIs words weigh five pounds
Mac on October 28 2014 at 11:37PM
He won a debate once while talking in his sleep.
WWeinzinger on October 22 2014 at 10:12AM
He has such a magnetic personality he is unable to carry credit cards.
Taras on September 20 2014 at 06:39PM
when he pays his bar tab, the waitress tips him
ed glakalfin on September 14 2014 at 12:04AM
He parachutes up
angelina palacios on September 06 2014 at 12:06AM
When he goes out to dinner, waitresses tip him
Blue on August 31 2014 at 03:44PM
Water asks for permission to wet him
Blue on August 31 2014 at 03:41PM
Soap feels dirty standing next to him.
Cashmere brown on August 31 2014 at 03:38PM
Water asks permission to wet him
Stephen Brannigan on August 21 2014 at 12:39PM
If Carlsberg did girlfriends, they still wouldn't be good enough for him.
Stephen Brannigan on August 21 2014 at 12:33PM
He is seen royalty, so much so, that they gave him the iron throne.
R.T on August 13 2014 at 10:22PM
The Sun and Moon tries to mimic his movements
R.T on August 13 2014 at 10:18PM
He Introduced Chopsticks to the Chinese culture
Rene on August 11 2014 at 10:38PM
His turds are considered National Treasures!
Rene on August 11 2014 at 10:34PM
He never has to repeat anything twice, because he always has a captive
audience, even when setting on the toilet!
This Is The Most on August 10 2014 at 08:25AM
yes, that's true
Joe on July 29 2014 at 03:48PM
His words carry weight that would break a lesser man's jaw.
R.C.Black on July 21 2014 at 05:51PM
He dances so good.
Shakira said HIS Hips don't lie.
Evan Swann on July 18 2014 at 07:12PM
when ever he goes deer hunting,all of the deer play dead
Evan Swann on July 18 2014 at 07:08PM
he doesn't have to buy beer,he owns the franchise
Jeff roman on July 06 2014 at 07:02PM
During christmas, santa leaves cookies for HIM
Roto on July 05 2014 at 09:06PM
When he goes to the bathroom he only needs one wipe.
Evan Richard on July 03 2014 at 12:12PM
The Kardashians Keep Up With Him
He Won A Heisman..As A Equipment Manager
All 5 Dentists Recommend Him
When he attends a Super Bowl, He's The Super Bowl MVP
Max Martin Gets Songwriting Advice from Him
Pilots wait for him to Turn Off The Seat Belt Sign
He Gets Free Wifi in Dead Zones
It's Always Sunny wherever he goes
He Wins The Triple Crown...Just By Attending The Races
He's The Team Captain.For All Teams
He Has a Visitor's Pass from Area 51
He Got His Drivers License.When He Was Born
4th Of July Firework Shows Wait For Him
He's The Ace For Every Baseball Team
909 connection on June 29 2014 at 10:42PM
He never has to slide his credit card at the fuel pump at the gas station,
he just puts the pump in the tank and he pumps fuel for free!
His beard has it's own email address and zip code!
He can heal flesh wounds with mustard!
He makes a psychiatrist go to therapy!
He single handedly took down napoleon, hitler, and fidel castro by flicking
his beard and laughing at each one hysterically!
He has played baseball and swung the bat for 20 years and has never struck
out!
He makes better ramen noodles than the finest asian restaurants!
DMCD on June 22 2014 at 07:21PM
He's so weak, he can lift 1,000,000 pounds
DMCD on June 22 2014 at 07:14PM
His Christmas presents unwrap themselves out of respect.
DMCD on June 22 2014 at 07:07PM
His reflexes are so fast, he catches the ball before it's thrown.
Dennis K on June 10 2014 at 07:44PM
"Comets stop to ask him for directions."
The Pope has a hotline to his phone
His shower water could cure millions
paul uhl on June 05 2014 at 05:33PM
Chuck Norris is his caddie.
deusdeuce on May 26 2014 at 09:59PM
When he attends shows, the audience applauds him. Including the performers
Television watches him
deusdeuce on May 26 2014 at 09:58PM
Television watches him
deusdeuce on May 26 2014 at 09:56PM
When he attends shows, the audience applauds him. Including the performers
Andrew on May 21 2014 at 09:19PM
His Air Guitar work has won multiple Grammy's
Andrew on May 21 2014 at 09:14PM
His off-hand comments have prevented major wars from breaking out.
He got Doyle Brunson to fold a Royal Flush
He cures tone deafness by humming in your ear
He's counted to infinity..TWICE!
bear on May 21 2014 at 10:44AM
He was asked to run for president but thought it would give him a bad image.
When playing hide and seek, the seekers never found him for 3 years
When buying something, he doesn't need money, he just winks.
He is a lover but not a fighter, but don't get any ideas.
He healed Anderson Silva's leg by looking at him
Elroy on May 20 2014 at 02:29PM
Pre-recorded call-in shows take his calls
Chuck on May 19 2014 at 09:19PM
The Hunger Games volunteered for him
camaro ss on May 19 2014 at 06:42PM
He once threw a 99 yard touchdown pass to him self.
rief on May 16 2014 at 12:25PM
He does while he doesn't
RP on May 13 2014 at 02:12PM
He once landed a 747 on a aircraft carrier
Tommy Gunnz on May 05 2014 at 09:00PM
When he says Never, "Never say Never" is never an option.
Jeff Newcomer on May 01 2014 at 12:05PM
When he takes a shit it smells like Roses
He once smoked crack and fell asleep
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Cheap Essays on April 30 2014 at 02:11AM
such an informative blog.
Custom Essays on April 30 2014 at 12:25AM
very interesting blog, thanks for sharing.
nikki on April 22 2014 at 08:57PM
- His ex-wife gave him a Husband of the Year trophy.
- Out of respect, snow refuse to fall on his porch and driveway
- Cars get nervous when he drives them; they fear the humiliation of running
low on gas
Strider on April 19 2014 at 06:09PM
He once won a NFL fantasy football CHAMPIONSHIP, with a WNBA roster
rik snow on April 15 2014 at 01:46PM
.He once ran a marathon, backwards, to see what second place looked like.
.he once bit a shark back
.rattlesnacks claim he tastes like chicken
Albert on April 10 2014 at 02:57PM
He cured Typhoid Mary with a serum made from honey, apple cider vinegar and
ketchup.
Albert on April 09 2014 at 04:10PM
He once taught a hummingbird how to yodel.
Albert on April 09 2014 at 03:45PM
Once, when he wore his thong bathing suit,three ladies and a male lifeguard
fainted.
madame square on April 05 2014 at 10:17PM
Fear Itself has nothing to fear but Him.
Mark Banner on March 31 2014 at 10:22PM
He once knocked out a ghost with his invisible punch !
Randy on March 29 2014 at 07:14PM
While a congressman, he was allowed to veto bills, not the president.
When he barks at dogs, they give him treats.
His x-rays are in the Smithsonian.
He taught Lindbergh how to fly.
He does not have electricity. The lights come on when he walks into the
room.
Cars are named after him. But he doesn't drive. he doesn't need to.
He had a hole in one. On all 18 holes.
He fills put his NCAA bracket one year in advance. And he always wins.
He doesn't need insurance. He's never had an accident.
Randy on March 29 2014 at 06:59PM
He dropped himself on Nagasaki, thus getting Japan to surrender.
He won the gold medal at the Olympics. The silver and bronze too. All in the
same event.
Rex Exen on March 27 2014 at 04:28PM
His dinner toasts have been written into the national archives.
He taught the Pope to do the Twist.
He's chosen the trifecta at Churchill Downs, twice.
Rex Exen on March 26 2014 at 07:02PM
Jack Bauer uses him as a reference.
He has a pet grizzly just to keep his pet gorilla company while he is away.
The list of his collection of fine wines is protected under national
security.
John on March 24 2014 at 03:38PM
He plays dodge ball by himself.
When visiting a bowling alley the pins fall over before he throws the ball.
Timothy on March 22 2014 at 12:16PM
After the movie ended, everyone left the theatre. He was still in his chair.
The usher simply acknowledged his presence.
Robert on March 18 2014 at 11:17PM
He Invented The Color Blue
Timothy on March 17 2014 at 11:22AM
He once stopped a tidal wave...by waving back.
Timothy on March 17 2014 at 11:06AM
He can align the planets simply by staring into space.
Timothy on March 13 2014 at 04:29PM
When he worked for the fire department, he never used water on the fire. He
just stood there and the fire went out.
Dog on March 11 2014 at 10:52PM
He once parallel parked a train.
steve young on March 11 2014 at 09:26PM
He calls a physician when his erection does not last for more than FOUR
hours.
steve young on March 11 2014 at 09:19PM
he makes all the answers for Jeopardy.
Scott Roper on March 11 2014 at 08:34PM
His phone number is 867-5309
steve young on March 11 2014 at 02:26PM
He calls a physician when his erection doesn't last 4 hours or longer.
MuddyInTheMiddle on March 07 2014 at 03:58PM
His 2ยข is worth $35 and change.
Albert on March 07 2014 at 08:34AM
He once had a wardrobe malfunction. Three ladies fainted.
Albert on March 07 2014 at 08:33AM
He once gave his guardian angel CPR.
Timothy on March 05 2014 at 08:29PM
Speed bumps will flatten before he approaches them.and rise again after he
passes them.
Timothy on March 05 2014 at 08:13PM
All snow flakes want to be like him.
Timothy on March 05 2014 at 08:07PM
After he gets out of his bath water, it's cleaner than it was before he got
in it.
Albert on March 04 2014 at 08:20AM
He once had a wardrobe malfunction. Three ladies fainted.
Titanium Dragon on March 02 2014 at 01:00AM
His two cents are worth thirty-seven dollars and change.
He can disarm you with his looks. or his hands, either one.
Albert on March 01 2014 at 03:56PM
He once chastised himself, then later apologized.
Albert on March 01 2014 at 07:13AM
A disparaging remark to him from a drunk Russian sailor almost caused an
international incident, in Cuba.
Albert on March 01 2014 at 07:05AM
The Pope once kissed his ring.
Josh Posh on February 27 2014 at 11:55AM
He can spy on the NSA with an 8 ball.
jeffrey on February 26 2014 at 08:28PM
If He where to tell you his secrets he would have to kill you...IN THE
AFTERLIFE
jeffrey on February 26 2014 at 08:15PM
He knows what the fox says
Albert on February 25 2014 at 04:57PM
When he dreams, it's not only in color, but IMAX 3D.
Ken on February 23 2014 at 10:14AM
He once found the fountain of youth, but he didn't drink cause he wasn't
thirsty.
Albert on February 19 2014 at 07:20PM
Putin gave him a Gold Medal just for attending the Olympics.
Sidesho on February 17 2014 at 12:14PM
He tried lumosity, overrided they're system
Timothy Roxbury on February 15 2014 at 06:09PM
While in the military, he taught sniper's to shoot from point blank
range..UNDETECTED!!!
Timothy roxbury on February 15 2014 at 05:55PM
Whenever he is driving down the street, potholes move out of his way.
Ozzy on February 13 2014 at 12:07PM
The reason his picture isn't on money is because he said it would "de-value
his image"
jc on February 12 2014 at 07:36PM
He can get to the north pole bye heading west.
He apples his decore
nels59 on February 10 2014 at 12:46PM
He has a drug sniffing dog as his dealer
anom on February 07 2014 at 09:46PM
it had never been "his bad"
Bruno on February 04 2014 at 01:29PM
He has a "safe word" for phone sex.
Bill Mars on February 03 2014 at 11:33AM
The blarney stone french kissed HIM
Bill Mars on February 03 2014 at 11:30AM
He once wrote a check and the bank bounced!!
Steve Johnson on February 01 2014 at 09:09AM
He once engaged in horseplay, and the horses lost.
Steve Johnson on February 01 2014 at 09:08AM
Back in the 60's, the Beatles used to scream at him.
Steve Johnson on February 01 2014 at 08:06AM
Once bitten, he is still not shy.
jim on January 30 2014 at 06:35AM
His "boys" can't swim, but they don't need to
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Dec 13, 2014, 11:07:18โฏAM12/13/14
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On Sat, 13 Dec 2014 00:10:01 +0000 (UTC), Chris Caputo <cca...@alt.net>
wrote:
>Stray Cat <Stra...@alt.anonymous.messages> writes:
>
>I'd be interested in a good stunnel.conf file that I can share with other
>customers.
>
>Sir Greg,
>
>Feel free to just connect in plain-text if that is your preference. But
>for those connecting with SSL 3.0, I wasn't comfortable with them thinking
>their connection was secure when new developments have rendered it not.
Good man! You are always conscientious.
Thanks, I will do that (plain text). Just don't do away
with it in the name of all these so-called secure protocols
that only cause hackers to work harder breaking them. LOL!
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Sir Gregory
wrote:
>Stray Cat <Stra...@alt.anonymous.messages> writes:
>>There wouldn't be any meaningful impact on your network thruput. There will be some extra CPU overhead, but I've never noticed any
>>performance impact.
>>
>>Easy enough for you to find out. If you want a good stunnel.conf file, just ask.
>
>Hey Stray Cat,
>>performance impact.
>>
>>Easy enough for you to find out. If you want a good stunnel.conf file, just ask.
>
>
>I'd be interested in a good stunnel.conf file that I can share with other
>customers.
>
>Sir Greg,
>
>Feel free to just connect in plain-text if that is your preference. But
>for those connecting with SSL 3.0, I wasn't comfortable with them thinking
>their connection was secure when new developments have rendered it not.
Good man! You are always conscientious.
Thanks, I will do that (plain text). Just don't do away
with it in the name of all these so-called secure protocols
that only cause hackers to work harder breaking them. LOL!
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Yours Truly Johnny Dollar
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IOW, same old same old.
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I'm that Spongebob Squareman guy.
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