Re: Altopia Coronavirus hardship assistance

[Checkmate]

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On Mon, 30 Mar 2020 01:33:14 +0000 (UTC) Cujo DeSockpuppet put forth
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> Chris Caputo <cca...@alt.net> wrote in news:d1fdj5....@news.alt.net:
>
> > Hey all existing individual (non-business) customers,
> >
> > If you are having financial hardship due to the Coronavirus craziness,
> > reach out to sup...@altopia.com and we'll bump your paid-through date
> > forward by 3 months at no cost.
> >
> > Thanks,
> > Chris Caputo
> > Chief Geek, Altopia Corporation
>
> That's a nice gesture. I won't be taking you up on it but this is why I
> keep the account.

What about your Databasix account with Gary?

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On 3/29/2020 10:04 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Mon, 30 Mar 2020 01:33:14 +0000 (UTC) Cujo DeSockpuppet put forth
> the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> Chris Caputo <cca...@alt.net> wrote in news:d1fdj5....@news.alt.net:
>>
>>> Hey all existing individual (non-business) customers,
>>>
>>> If you are having financial hardship due to the Coronavirus craziness,
>>> reach out to sup...@altopia.com and we'll bump your paid-through date
>>> forward by 3 months at no cost.
>>>
>>> Thanks,
>>> Chris Caputo
>>> Chief Geek, Altopia Corporation
>>
>> That's a nice gesture. I won't be taking you up on it but this is why I
>> keep the account.
>
> What about your Databasix account with Gary?

More to the point, why is he posting without Ms. Alby's permission?

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On 3/29/2020 10:04 PM, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Mon, 30 Mar 2020 01:33:14 +0000 (UTC) Cujo DeSockpuppet put forth
> the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> Chris Caputo <cca...@alt.net> wrote in news:d1fdj5....@news.alt.net:
>>
>>> Hey all existing individual (non-business) customers,
>>>
>>> If you are having financial hardship due to the Coronavirus craziness,
>>> reach out to sup...@altopia.com and we'll bump your paid-through date
>>> forward by 3 months at no cost.
>>>
>>> Thanks,
>>> Chris Caputo
>>> Chief Geek, Altopia Corporation
>>
>> That's a nice gesture. I won't be taking you up on it but this is why I
>> keep the account.
>
> What about your Databasix account with Gary?
>
> j
>

Oh, yeah, that should help pay the bills.
LOL

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:d1ok5d.f...@news.alt.net:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate.
>
> On Mon, 30 Mar 2020 01:33:14 +0000 (UTC) Cujo DeSockpuppet put
> forth
> the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> Chris Caputo <cca...@alt.net> wrote in
>> news:d1fdj5....@news.alt.net:
>>
>> > Hey all existing individual (non-business) customers,
>> >
>> > If you are having financial hardship due to the Coronavirus
>> > craziness, reach out to sup...@altopia.com and we'll bump your
>> > paid-through date forward by 3 months at no cost.
>> >
>> > Thanks,
>> > Chris Caputo
>> > Chief Geek, Altopia Corporation
>>
>> That's a nice gesture. I won't be taking you up on it but this is why
>> I keep the account.
>
> What about your Databasix account with Gary?

What about it? I'm assuming you have a followup question but I have no
idea why you'd care in the first place.

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On Mon, 30 Mar 2020, Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:

> . . . but I have no idea . . .

Tell us something we don't already know, Ruben!

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On 3/30/2020 10:21 AM, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Mon, 30 Mar 2020, Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
>> . . . but I have no idea . . .
>
> Tell us something we don't already know, Ruben!
>

That's not an American name, Ruben?
Fuckin' foreigner!

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[Checkmate]

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On Mon, 30 Mar 2020 17:15:07 +0000 (UTC) Cujo DeSockpuppet put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:d1ok5d.f...@news.alt.net:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> > by Checkmate.
> >
> > On Mon, 30 Mar 2020 01:33:14 +0000 (UTC) Cujo DeSockpuppet put
> > forth
> > the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> Chris Caputo <cca...@alt.net> wrote in
> >> news:d1fdj5....@news.alt.net:
> >>
> >> > Hey all existing individual (non-business) customers,
> >> >
> >> > If you are having financial hardship due to the Coronavirus
> >> > craziness, reach out to sup...@altopia.com and we'll bump your
> >> > paid-through date forward by 3 months at no cost.
> >> >
> >> > Thanks,
> >> > Chris Caputo
> >> > Chief Geek, Altopia Corporation
> >>
> >> That's a nice gesture. I won't be taking you up on it but this is why
> >> I keep the account.
> >
> > What about your Databasix account with Gary?
>
> What about it? I'm assuming you have a followup question but I have no
> idea why you'd care in the first place.

No, I was just trollin' Guv...

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