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TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Dec 29, 2011, 10:43:42 PM12/29/11
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I always say it, if we need a god it must be a "she," and it must
bring good harvests or hunting or something practical with her...
http://venetianred.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/venus1.jpg
Big wide pussy and big tits. Yeah, that's a hunter-gatherer goddess, a
primitive Venus if you will, that was sure to appeal to the whole
tribe that gathered around the campfire. Then the Shaman/Snake Charmer
-- a very respectable trade-- would pronounce the rituals and
everybody drank, smoked, danced, and later had sex --in the privacy of
their tents, of course.
It was this way that the didgeridoo was born under a starry sky. A
similar story accompanied my didgeridoo (which I bought at
Amazon.com)...
HOW THE DIDGERIDOO CAME TO BE...
Three men were camped out on a cold night in the outback. One of the
men told another to put a log on the fire, because the fire was
getting low and it was very cold. So, the other man turned and grabbed
a log, which was awfully light, for it was hollow. As he went to drop
it into the fire, he noticed the entire length was covered with
termites. He didn't know what to do, for he could not throw the branch
into the fire, because it would kill the termites, and his friends
were telling him to do so because it was so cold. So, he carefully
removed all the termites from the outside of the log by scooping them
into his hand, and he deposited them inside the hollow branch. Then he
raised the branch to his lips and blew the termites into the air. The
termites blown into the air became the stars, and the first didgeridoo
was created.
***
Hey, HAPPY DIDGERIDOOING EVERYONE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZwNOexTZ2I&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL9DDBB5CCC38D8E36
(the mixing of didgeridoo and electronic music means "the best of both
worlds")
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bring good harvests or hunting or something practical with her...
http://venetianred.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/venus1.jpg
Big wide pussy and big tits. Yeah, that's a hunter-gatherer goddess, a
primitive Venus if you will, that was sure to appeal to the whole
tribe that gathered around the campfire. Then the Shaman/Snake Charmer
-- a very respectable trade-- would pronounce the rituals and
everybody drank, smoked, danced, and later had sex --in the privacy of
their tents, of course.
It was this way that the didgeridoo was born under a starry sky. A
similar story accompanied my didgeridoo (which I bought at
Amazon.com)...
HOW THE DIDGERIDOO CAME TO BE...
Three men were camped out on a cold night in the outback. One of the
men told another to put a log on the fire, because the fire was
getting low and it was very cold. So, the other man turned and grabbed
a log, which was awfully light, for it was hollow. As he went to drop
it into the fire, he noticed the entire length was covered with
termites. He didn't know what to do, for he could not throw the branch
into the fire, because it would kill the termites, and his friends
were telling him to do so because it was so cold. So, he carefully
removed all the termites from the outside of the log by scooping them
into his hand, and he deposited them inside the hollow branch. Then he
raised the branch to his lips and blew the termites into the air. The
termites blown into the air became the stars, and the first didgeridoo
was created.
***
Hey, HAPPY DIDGERIDOOING EVERYONE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZwNOexTZ2I&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL9DDBB5CCC38D8E36
(the mixing of didgeridoo and electronic music means "the best of both
worlds")
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http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
Jakub A. Krzewicki
Jan 31, 2012, 6:24:34 PM1/31/12
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piątek, 30 grudnia 2011 04:43. carbon entity 'TibetanMonkey, the Beach
Cruiser Philosopher' <comandan...@yahoo.com>
contaminated alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan with the following letter:
> I always say it, if we need a god it must be a "she," and it must
> bring good harvests or hunting or something practical with her...
>
> http://venetianred.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/venus1.jpg
>
> Big wide pussy and big tits. Yeah, that's a hunter-gatherer goddess, a
> primitive Venus if you will, that was sure to appeal to the whole
> tribe that gathered around the campfire.
No, it's two of them: Hunter Goddess and Horned God.
Goddes has a pussy (or rather a Ctheis) and God has HORNS (Pan, Cernunnos,
Herne the Hunter).
--
tois egregorosin hena kai koinon kosmon einai
ton de koimomenon hekaston eis idion apostrephesthai
http://lordwinterisle.blogspot.com/
Cruiser Philosopher' <comandan...@yahoo.com>
contaminated alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan with the following letter:
> I always say it, if we need a god it must be a "she," and it must
> bring good harvests or hunting or something practical with her...
>
> http://venetianred.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/venus1.jpg
>
> Big wide pussy and big tits. Yeah, that's a hunter-gatherer goddess, a
> primitive Venus if you will, that was sure to appeal to the whole
> tribe that gathered around the campfire.
Goddes has a pussy (or rather a Ctheis) and God has HORNS (Pan, Cernunnos,
Herne the Hunter).
--
tois egregorosin hena kai koinon kosmon einai
ton de koimomenon hekaston eis idion apostrephesthai
http://lordwinterisle.blogspot.com/
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