Point
BeH
BeH
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Alberto Gonzales? Attorney General...? You've *got* to be kidding!
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BeH
>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> X
>>
>> BeH
>
>I thought there was going to be a point here.
>Degree of disappointment: very.
It was a pointed reminder of the topic of this newsfroup...
BeH
--
"President George Bush is requesting an additional $82 billion --
$82 billion for war funding. Of course that would include Afghanistan,
Iraq and a country to be named later." --David Letterman
BeH
>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>
>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>> X
>>>>
>>>> BeH
>>>
>>>I thought there was going to be a point here.
>>>Degree of disappointment: very.
>>
>> It was a pointed reminder of the topic of this newsfroup...
>>
>> BeH
>
>Please describe the largest "X" you've ever seen.
It was very large indeed...
BeH
--
"Bush finally got to the real reason for the [European] trip
-- give us money for Iraq. ... It's the Bush version of the
Pottery Barn rule -- we broke it, you bought it"
--Jon Stewart
BeH
>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>
>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>>>
>>>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>>>
>>>>>> X
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BeH
>>>>>
>>>>>I thought there was going to be a point here.
>>>>>Degree of disappointment: very.
>>>>
>>>> It was a pointed reminder of the topic of this newsfroup...
>>>>
>>>> BeH
>>>
>>>Please describe the largest "X" you've ever seen.
>>
>> It was very large indeed...
>>
>> BeH
>
>I think that's what the vicar said to the showgirl...
Not that he would know... Those type people are supposed to do all
their sinning vicariously.
BeH
--
"I am a war president" - George W. Bush
BeH
>Doesn't everyone?
Not me. If it's gonna be done, it's gonna be done right...
BeH
>I thought you leaned to the left...
Yes. Because Left is right...
BeH
>I'm neutral. Like Switzerland...
Switzerland is also completely cuckoo...
BeH
>Don't make me clock you....
Is it that time again...?
BeH
>It took you 2 1/2 months to come up with a reply?
I didn't know it was time critical...
BeH
>I'll stop clocking you then.
Please do. I keep tripping over the pendulum...
BeH
>You need to get into the swing of things...
Oh, I'm swinging. It's just that one stroke every fifteen minutes
doesn't really *do* it for me...
BeH
>Maybe I can help:
>
>1) You need a second hand clock
Why would a used clock be any better?
>2) Stop setting the alarm to sex o'clock
It's better than 'Miller time', anyways...
>3) Take shorter strokes
Ah, yes. Now it's going swimmingly.
BeH
>It's X-perienced...
But is it accurate...
>>>2) Stop setting the alarm to sex o'clock
>>
>> It's better than 'Miller time', anyways...
>>
>>>3) Take shorter strokes
>>
>> Ah, yes. Now it's going swimmingly.
>>
>Is this breast stroke related?
It might induce a stroke of some kind...
BeH
>Does it matter as long as the second hand moves?
Proper timing is everything...
>>>>>2) Stop setting the alarm to sex o'clock
>>>>
>>>> It's better than 'Miller time', anyways...
>>>>
>>>>>3) Take shorter strokes
>>>>
>>>> Ah, yes. Now it's going swimmingly.
>>>>
>>>Is this breast stroke related?
>>
>> It might induce a stroke of some kind...
>
>A breast stroke?
*strokes breast*
BeH
>Whose?
The chicken's...
BeH
>*pout*
{cute}
>I'm going to go cry now.......
Why... do you not want any of the lemon chicken?
BeH
>grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
There-there...
>>>I'm going to go cry now.......
>>
>> Why... do you not want any of the lemon chicken?
>>
>I don't think I've ever had lemon chicken....
Me either... this will be interesting.
>This is a trick, innit...you never share food things.
A trick??!? Moi? Why would you think that...?
And also, I do share food things. Just not caek and such.
BeH
>I looked it up...might make it sometime but only with boneless skinless
>chicken breast.
>
>I'm actually in the mood for something thai today.
Mee too. One of them exotic massages... Oh, you mean food.
>>>This is a trick, innit...you never share food things.
>>
>> A trick??!? Moi? Why would you think that...?
>> And also, I do share food things. Just not caek and such.
>
>I don't seem to remember that...
Maybe you were away that day.
BeH
>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>
>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>>>> Why... do you not want any of the lemon chicken?
>>>>>>
>>>>>I don't think I've ever had lemon chicken....
>>>>
>>>> Me either... this will be interesting.
>>>
>>>I looked it up...might make it sometime but only with boneless skinless
>>>chicken breast.
>>>
>>>I'm actually in the mood for something thai today.
>>
>> Mee too. One of them exotic massages... Oh, you mean food.
>
>I could use a foot rub...
*rub-rub*
>And some food.
*peels grape*
>And a glass of wine.
*squeezes peeled grape*
>>>>>This is a trick, innit...you never share food things.
>>>>
>>>> A trick??!? Moi? Why would you think that...?
>>>> And also, I do share food things. Just not caek and such.
>>>
>>>I don't seem to remember that...
>>
>> Maybe you were away that day.
>
>I'll have to check the attendance sheet.
Is that anything like a satin sheet...?
BeH
>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>
>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>>>
>>>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Why... do you not want any of the lemon chicken?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I don't think I've ever had lemon chicken....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Me either... this will be interesting.
>>>>>
>>>>>I looked it up...might make it sometime but only with boneless skinless
>>>>>chicken breast.
>>>>>
>>>>>I'm actually in the mood for something thai today.
>>>>
>>>> Mee too. One of them exotic massages... Oh, you mean food.
>>>
>>>I could use a foot rub...
>>
>> *rub-rub*
>
>Ah.....very nice.....
*beams*
>>>And some food.
>>
>> *peels grape*
>
>There's a song about that, I think...
Oh...?
>>>And a glass of wine.
>>
>> *squeezes peeled grape*
>
>*waits for it to age*
Just pretend it's beaujolais nouveau.
>>>>>>>This is a trick, innit...you never share food things.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A trick??!? Moi? Why would you think that...?
>>>>>> And also, I do share food things. Just not caek and such.
>>>>>
>>>>>I don't seem to remember that...
>>>>
>>>> Maybe you were away that day.
>>>
>>>I'll have to check the attendance sheet.
>>
>> Is that anything like a satin sheet...?
>
>Yes, but you have to be there.
As long as it's not too early in the day.
>Oddly, I have satin sheets for my waterbed...
Why is that odd...? I bet lots of people have satin sheets for their
waterbed.
BeH
>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>
>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>>>
>>>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Why... do you not want any of the lemon chicken?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I don't think I've ever had lemon chicken....
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Me either... this will be interesting.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I looked it up...might make it sometime but only with boneless
>>>>>>>skinless chicken breast.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'm actually in the mood for something thai today.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mee too. One of them exotic massages... Oh, you mean food.
>>>>>
>>>>>I could use a foot rub...
>>>>
>>>> *rub-rub*
>>>
>>>Ah.....very nice.....
>>
>> *beams*
>
>I didn't say stop...
Oh, sorry... *rub-rub-rub*
>>>>>And some food.
>>>>
>>>> *peels grape*
>>>
>>>There's a song about that, I think...
>>
>> Oh...?
>>
>>>>>And a glass of wine.
>>>>
>>>> *squeezes peeled grape*
>>>
>>>*waits for it to age*
>>
>> Just pretend it's beaujolais nouveau.
>
>I can't drink red wine.
It could be beaujolais nouveau blanc...
>>>>>>>>>This is a trick, innit...you never share food things.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A trick??!? Moi? Why would you think that...?
>>>>>>>> And also, I do share food things. Just not caek and such.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I don't seem to remember that...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Maybe you were away that day.
>>>>>
>>>>>I'll have to check the attendance sheet.
>>>>
>>>> Is that anything like a satin sheet...?
>>>
>>>Yes, but you have to be there.
>>
>> As long as it's not too early in the day.
>>
>What happens?
I'll still be asleep.
>>>Oddly, I have satin sheets for my waterbed...
>>
>> Why is that odd...? I bet lots of people have satin sheets for their
>> waterbed.
>
>Maybe.
Almost certainly...
BeH
--
"President Bush got his energy bill passed last week. It includes his new
logging program - no tree left behind." --Jay Leno
BeH
>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>
>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>>>
>>>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I believe the title of the memo was: "Re: Point", Merlyne said...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Why... do you not want any of the lemon chicken?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think I've ever had lemon chicken....
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Me either... this will be interesting.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I looked it up...might make it sometime but only with boneless
>>>>>>>>>skinless chicken breast.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I'm actually in the mood for something thai today.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Mee too. One of them exotic massages... Oh, you mean food.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I could use a foot rub...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *rub-rub*
>>>>>
>>>>>Ah.....very nice.....
>>>>
>>>> *beams*
>>>
>>>I didn't say stop...
>>
>> Oh, sorry... *rub-rub-rub*
>
>Ah.......
My fingers are getting kinda tired...
>>>>>>>And some food.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *peels grape*
>>>>>
>>>>>There's a song about that, I think...
>>>>
>>>> Oh...?
>>>>
>>>>>>>And a glass of wine.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *squeezes peeled grape*
>>>>>
>>>>>*waits for it to age*
>>>>
>>>> Just pretend it's beaujolais nouveau.
>>>
>>>I can't drink red wine.
>>
>> It could be beaujolais nouveau blanc...
>
>Send me a bottle.
It hasn't been released yet...
>>>>>>>>>>>This is a trick, innit...you never share food things.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A trick??!? Moi? Why would you think that...?
>>>>>>>>>> And also, I do share food things. Just not caek and such.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I don't seem to remember that...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Maybe you were away that day.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'll have to check the attendance sheet.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is that anything like a satin sheet...?
>>>>>
>>>>>Yes, but you have to be there.
>>>>
>>>> As long as it's not too early in the day.
>>>>
>>>What happens?
>>
>> I'll still be asleep.
>
>But then you won't fight me off.
Who's fighting... but I might slip off the bed.
>>>>>Oddly, I have satin sheets for my waterbed...
>>>>
>>>> Why is that odd...? I bet lots of people have satin sheets for their
>>>> waterbed.
>>>
>>>Maybe.
>>
>> Almost certainly...
>>
>You know any?
You.
BeH
--
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."
- George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005
BeH
>Aw...just when I was starting to enjoy it.
Oh, well... *rub-rub*
>Are you oily?
No. But those satin sheets are kinda slippery, aren't they...?
Or so I've heard.
>>>>>>>Oddly, I have satin sheets for my waterbed...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why is that odd...? I bet lots of people have satin sheets for their
>>>>>> waterbed.
>>>>>
>>>>>Maybe.
>>>>
>>>> Almost certainly...
>>>>
>>>You know any?
>>
>> You.
>
>And I'm lots of people?
It's a start...
BeH
--
"I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said, but I know
what I think, and, well, I assume it's what I said." - Donald Rumsfeld
BeH
>You can stop...I don't want you injured.
Awwww... okay. Maybe I'll rest for a bit.
>Not if you're nekkid.
What if I'm nekkid and sweaty...?
>>>>>>>>>Oddly, I have satin sheets for my waterbed...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Why is that odd...? I bet lots of people have satin sheets for
>>>>>>>> their waterbed.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Maybe.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Almost certainly...
>>>>>>
>>>>>You know any?
>>>>
>>>> You.
>>>
>>>And I'm lots of people?
>>
>> It's a start...
>>
>
>Wooohooooo! I'm number 1!
Alway... *lick*
BeH
>Nope. Anyways, waterbeds have a "bumper pad" around them.
>It's hard to slip out.
What if one get's seasick. Or has to pee...
>>>>>>>>>>>Oddly, I have satin sheets for my waterbed...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Why is that odd...? I bet lots of people have satin sheets for
>>>>>>>>>> their waterbed.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Maybe.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Almost certainly...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You know any?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You.
>>>>>
>>>>>And I'm lots of people?
>>>>
>>>> It's a start...
>>>>
>>>
>>>Wooohooooo! I'm number 1!
>>
>> Alway... *lick*
>>
>*licks you back*
*giggle*
BeH
--
"I really think it's a question of his mental stability. He really could
be a lunatic. I think it is a rational question for Americans to ask
whether their president is insane." - Ann Coulter