FAQ:
BeH
That is all.
--
BeH
...but what about the *aardvark*?
BeH
> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> X
>>
>> That is all.
>
> What happens if I post a lower case x?
>
> x
>
READ THE FAQ!!1!
Most likely you will be BANNED.
BeH
> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> One day Merlyne spake thusly to alt.x.upper-case:
>>
>>> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>> X
>>>>
>>>> That is all.
>>>
>>> What happens if I post a lower case x?
>>>
>>> x
>>>
>>
>> READ THE FAQ!!1!
>>
>> Most likely you will be BANNED.
>
> Highly unlikely since Phil's not here.
Others may be able to BAN people besides Phil.
> Also, the FAQ just has an upper case x in it.
> It doesn't specifically state that all posts must contain an upper
> case x.
>
> So there!
>
> xxx
FINE.
FAQ vers. 1.1
Q: What is the purpose of the froup?
A: Posting of and discussion about the capital letter X.
Q: What are the posting requirements for the froup?
A: All posts must contain at least 1 (one) upper-cased X.
So there...
BeH
> Fine!
>
> XoX
Right. That's more like it.
Mmmmm... Xes.
BeH
> X's are pronounced like a zed...as in Xylophone.
>
X is also pronounced like a ks... as in six.
BeH
>>> ^^^
>> '-----------------------------------------------.
>> X is also pronounced like a ks... as in six. |
> |
> Either way, Xes doesn't make sense. |
> |
> Silly Rabbit. |
> |
> X |
|
Does too. 'es' is a perfectly normal plural postfix. |
.---------------------------------------'
Now this one | could get you in trouble with the apostrophy nazis.
Also mine is better backwards...
BeH
> Depends who you have Xes with...
Are you saying that forwards Xylophoning is better than backwards Xes?
Or is it about being in a band...?
BeH
> No. Did I say that?
You sort of implied that some backwards Xes isn't as good as
Xylophoning.
>> Or is it about being in a band...?
>>
>
> Hmm....Bondage...kinky.
Yes... so I've heard.
> X.
I agree with this X.
BeH
> It all depends on whom you have backwards Xes with.
Still... it's gotta be some mighty fine Xylophoning.
>> >> X.
>>
>> I agree with this X.
>
> *shock*
> You agree with me aboot something?
I do that sometimes. When you aren't wrong...
> *faints*
*loosen restrictive clothing*
*check for heart beat*
*check that airways are free*
*check for heart beat again*
*fondle*
> X
Yes indeed.
BeH
> The Xylophone solo in that Violent Femmes song rawks.
I donut know of this... the name, however, is rather disturbing.
>>>> >> X.
>>>>
>>>> I agree with this X.
>>>
>>> *shock*
>>> You agree with me aboot something?
>>
>> I do that sometimes. When you aren't wrong...
>>
>>> *faints*
>>
>> *loosen restrictive clothing*
>> *check for heart beat*
>> *check that airways are free*
>> *check for heart beat again*
>>
>>
>> *fondle*
>
> Wouldn't you rather have me conscious for this?
At my age/state/general attractiveness I'll grab(grope) what I can.
>>> X
>>
>> Yes indeed.
>
> Xes, you mean.
Obviously.
BeH
> I think the song is Gone Daddy Gone. I must listen to the CD.
>
>>
>>>>>> >> X.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I agree with this X.
>>>>>
>>>>> *shock*
>>>>> You agree with me aboot something?
>>>>
>>>> I do that sometimes. When you aren't wrong...
>>>>
>>>>> *faints*
>>>>
>>>> *loosen restrictive clothing*
>>>> *check for heart beat*
>>>> *check that airways are free*
>>>> *check for heart beat again*
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> *fondle*
>>>
>>> Wouldn't you rather have me conscious for this?
>>
>> At my age/state/general attractiveness I'll grab(grope) what I can.
>
> Oh... *pouty face*
{''''}
>>>>> X
>>>>
>>>> Yes indeed.
>>>
>>> Xes, you mean.
>>
>> Obviously.
>>
> X.
es.
BeH
I wasn't going to think 'cute' again...
> You're thinking about apostrophe's?
> Or is this some emoticon that I am unaware of?
>
>>
>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes indeed.
>>>>>
>>>>> Xes, you mean.
>>>>
>>>> Obviously.
>>>>
>>> X.
>>
>> es.
>>
>
> XXX
WooHooo!1!
BeH
> Chicken!
Mmmmm... chicken.
>>> You're thinking about apostrophe's?
>>> Or is this some emoticon that I am unaware of?
>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes indeed.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Xes, you mean.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Obviously.
>>>>>>
>>>>> X.
>>>>
>>>> es.
>>>>
>>>
>>> XXX
>>
>> WooHooo!1!
>>
> X
XX
BeH
> XXXX
>
XXXXXX
BeH
> I made 4X's to freaky you out.
You should know that I'm virtually unfreakoutable.
And also 4X is beer; and beer is good.
> Now I fool feelish...
So... fool liek feeling around?
> :(
Awww... X-)
BeH
> Hmmm...let's run away and get married.
All right... when and where to?
>> And also 4X is beer; and beer is good.
>
> Is it fizzy yellow beer? That stuff is never good. (or beer)
It's lager, yes. Auswegian lager... It's not horrible actually.
>>
>>> Now I fool feelish...
>>
>> So... fool liek feeling around?
>
> *feels around* OW! Scissors.
Whatever you do - don't run.
>>> :(
>>
>> Awww... X-)
>>
>
> I have no emoticon for how I feel now.
> X
*lick*
BeH
> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> One day Merlyne spake thusly to alt.x.upper-case:
>>
>>> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes indeed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Xes, you mean.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obviously.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> X.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> es.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> WooHooo!1!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> XX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> XXXX
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> XXXXXX
>>>>>
>>>>> I made 4X's to freaky you out.
>>>>
>>>> You should know that I'm virtually unfreakoutable.
>>>
>>> Hmmm...let's run away and get married.
>>
>> All right... when and where to?
>
> Dammit!
> *thinking*
>
> Let's accidently start a family.
Can I get a dog...? and also a goat?
>>>> And also 4X is beer; and beer is good.
>>>
>>> Is it fizzy yellow beer? That stuff is never good. (or beer)
>>
>> It's lager, yes. Auswegian lager... It's not horrible actually.
>>
>>>>
>>>>> Now I fool feelish...
>>>>
>>>> So... fool liek feeling around?
>>>
>>> *feels around* OW! Scissors.
>>
>> Whatever you do - don't run.
>
> I need the exercise.
Put the scissors down first at least...
>>>>> :(
>>>>
>>>> Awww... X-)
>>>>
>>>
>>> I have no emoticon for how I feel now.
>>> X
>>
>> *lick*
>>
>
> heeheeheee
> That tickles.
What happened to all the ice-cream?
> X.
>
XX
BeH
> EEK!
> *runs away without scissors*
Are you freaking out?
(It was the goat, wasn't it...?)
>>>>>> And also 4X is beer; and beer is good.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is it fizzy yellow beer? That stuff is never good. (or beer)
>>>>
>>>> It's lager, yes. Auswegian lager... It's not horrible actually.
>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now I fool feelish...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So... fool liek feeling around?
>>>>>
>>>>> *feels around* OW! Scissors.
>>>>
>>>> Whatever you do - don't run.
>>>
>>> I need the exercise.
>>
>> Put the scissors down first at least...
>>
>
> *drops scissors*
Thank you...
>>>>>>> :(
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Awww... X-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I have no emoticon for how I feel now.
>>>>> X
>>>>
>>>> *lick*
>>>>
>>>
>>> heeheeheee
>>> That tickles.
>>
>> What happened to all the ice-cream?
>
> It melted and now I'm sticky.
Oh, dear... what to do...
*lick*
>>> X.
>>>
>> XX
>
> XXX
XXXXXX
BeH
> It's the whole idea of getting married.
> *breaks out in itchy rash*
I win!
>>>>>>>> And also 4X is beer; and beer is good.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is it fizzy yellow beer? That stuff is never good. (or beer)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's lager, yes. Auswegian lager... It's not horrible actually.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Now I fool feelish...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So... fool liek feeling around?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *feels around* OW! Scissors.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Whatever you do - don't run.
>>>>>
>>>>> I need the exercise.
>>>>
>>>> Put the scissors down first at least...
>>>>
>>>
>>> *drops scissors*
>>
>> Thank you...
>>
>>>>>>>>> :(
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Awww... X-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I have no emoticon for how I feel now.
>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *lick*
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> heeheeheee
>>>>> That tickles.
>>>>
>>>> What happened to all the ice-cream?
>>>
>>> It melted and now I'm sticky.
>>
>> Oh, dear... what to do...
>> *lick*
>>
>
> Now I'm sticky and coated in drool
Towel...?
>>>>> X.
>>>>>
>>>> XX
>>>
>>> XXX
>>
>> XXXXXX
>>
> 6X's. hmmm....
For the weekend.
--
BeH
What have *you* done to overthrow your government today...?
BeH
> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I made 4X's to freaky you out.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You should know that I'm virtually unfreakoutable.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hmmm...let's run away and get married.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> All right... when and where to?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Dammit!
>>>>>>> *thinking*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Let's accidently start a family.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Can I get a dog...? and also a goat?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> EEK!
>>>>> *runs away without scissors*
>>>>
>>>> Are you freaking out?
>>>> (It was the goat, wasn't it...?)
>>>>
>>>
>>> It's the whole idea of getting married.
>>> *breaks out in itchy rash*
>>
>> I win!
>
> Do you really?
In regards to being less freaked out, yes...
>>>>>>>>>> And also 4X is beer; and beer is good.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is it fizzy yellow beer? That stuff is never good. (or beer)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's lager, yes. Auswegian lager... It's not horrible actually.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Now I fool feelish...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So... fool liek feeling around?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> *feels around* OW! Scissors.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Whatever you do - don't run.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I need the exercise.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Put the scissors down first at least...
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> *drops scissors*
>>>>
>>>> Thank you...
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> :(
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Awww... X-)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I have no emoticon for how I feel now.
>>>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *lick*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> heeheeheee
>>>>>>> That tickles.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What happened to all the ice-cream?
>>>>>
>>>>> It melted and now I'm sticky.
>>>>
>>>> Oh, dear... what to do...
>>>> *lick*
>>>>
>>>
>>> Now I'm sticky and coated in drool
>>
>> Towel...?
>>
>
> Or Bed's sleeve.
how about this nice flannel sleeve?
>>>>>>> X.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> XX
>>>>>
>>>>> XXX
>>>>
>>>> XXXXXX
>>>>
>>> 6X's. hmmm....
>>
>> For the weekend.
>>
> It's a long weekend...I work in Quebexico.
Where all the Fr*nch-canadians live...?
BeH
> You're wearing flannel?
Nuppers. Bed had a shirt in the closet...
>>>>>>>>> X.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> XX
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>
>>>>>> XXXXXX
>>>>>>
>>>>> 6X's. hmmm....
>>>>
>>>> For the weekend.
>>>>
>>> It's a long weekend...I work in Quebexico.
>>
>> Where all the Fr*nch-canadians live...?
>>
>
> Yeah. It's their national holiday tomorrow.
Oh... So it's not because of the John the Baptist thing.
That on the other hand is observed here - not as a holiday as such, but
people gather in the evening around big bunfires, sing nationalistic
songs and burn effigy-witches... It's an appropriated solstice thing, I
guess. Everything still smells liek smoke...
BeH
> *wipes sticky goo on Bed's flannel shirt*
>
> Don't tell Bed.
He won't hear it from me...
>>>>>>>>>>> X.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> XX
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> XXXXXX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 6X's. hmmm....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For the weekend.
>>>>>>
>>>>> It's a long weekend...I work in Quebexico.
>>>>
>>>> Where all the Fr*nch-canadians live...?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Yeah. It's their national holiday tomorrow.
>>
>> Oh... So it's not because of the John the Baptist thing.
>
> Yes it is actually. St. Jean Baptiste is the patron saint of
> Quebexico. His b-day is around this time of yearly apparently.
>
>>
>> That on the other hand is observed here - not as a holiday as such,
>> but people gather in the evening around big bunfires, sing
>> nationalistic songs and burn effigy-witches... It's an appropriated
>> solstice thing, I guess. Everything still smells liek smoke...
>>
>
> I thought you liked smoke.
Only from the blessed tobacco plant...
> I think here they drink, wave separtist flags, listen to fr*nch folk
> songs and light fireworks or something. I've never been to the
> celebration.
You really ought to... Broadening your cultural horizon and such.
Also I understand those fr*nch types are very romantic.
BeH
> *shudders*
>
> Ew........
>
> I feel dirty now. I think I go take a shower.
*oOooOogle*
(Are you going to shower with a fr*nch person...?)
> X
XXX
BeH
> Wouldn't that make me a douche bag or something?
I don't think so... isn't that one of those things one keeps the loofah
in.
>>> X
>>
>> XXX
>>
> XXXXX
XXXXXXX
BeH
> I hang mine in the shower by it's little ol' self.
What do you do when you're travelling...
>>>>> X
>>>>
>>>> XXX
>>>>
>>> XXXXX
>>
>> XXXXXXX
>>
> XXXXXXXXX
>
XXXXXXXXXXX
> That doesn't look right. Oh well.
Better?
BeH
> Not that I can afford to travel but, I leave it at home.
'Kay. Maybe the loofah - but what about soap and shampoo and conditioner
and stuff?
>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>
>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>
>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>
>>>> XXXXXXX
>>>>
>>> XXXXXXXXX
>>>
>> XXXXXXXXXXX
>>
>>> That doesn't look right. Oh well.
>>
>> Better?
>>
>
> Meh. I wasn't really into it.
> I thought you were testing me or something.
It has to do with your newsreader being wrong about how many (if any)
spaces to insert.
> Do I get points for recognizing there is a pattern?
There's a pattern...?
BeH
> I have a special travelling bag for that stuff.
A douche bag...?
>>>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>>>
>>>>>> XXXXXXX
>>>>>>
>>>>> XXXXXXXXX
>>>>>
>>>> XXXXXXXXXXX
>>>>
>>>>> That doesn't look right. Oh well.
>>>>
>>>> Better?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Meh. I wasn't really into it.
>>> I thought you were testing me or something.
>>
>> It has to do with your newsreader being wrong about how many (if any)
>> spaces to insert.
>>
>>> Do I get points for recognizing there is a pattern?
>>
>> There's a pattern...?
>>
>
> *silence*
Point.
> Ok...
>
> Question: is SAP a programming thing?
Sometimes it is...
It's an ERP system and a German Software Company [ www.sap-ag.de ].
The system comes with its own interpreted language [ ABAP ], that may be
used to enhance, extend and/or modify the system.
Why?
> Question: Do you still have those cemetery pics? You can send me the
> big ones now that I have high speed internet and a large mailboX.
I don't have the really big ones anymore, no.
I can probably re-scan them, but first I'll have to get my scanner
working on the new 'puter. Which is doable in theory...
BeH
> That's for towels, innit?
That's beach-bags, I'm thinking...
>>>>>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> XXXXXXX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> XXXXXXXXX
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> XXXXXXXXXXX
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That doesn't look right. Oh well.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Better?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Meh. I wasn't really into it.
>>>>> I thought you were testing me or something.
>>>>
>>>> It has to do with your newsreader being wrong about how many (if
>>>> any) spaces to insert.
>>>>
>>>>> Do I get points for recognizing there is a pattern?
>>>>
>>>> There's a pattern...?
>>>>
>>>
>>> *silence*
>>
>> Point.
>
> *tries not to point*
go on. You know you want to...
>>> Ok...
>>>
>>> Question: is SAP a programming thing?
>>
>> Sometimes it is...
>> It's an ERP system and a German Software Company [ www.sap-ag.de ].
>> The system comes with its own interpreted language [ ABAP ], that may
>> be used to enhance, extend and/or modify the system.
>> Why?
>>
>
> Because I see it alot on the censuses and I wasn't sure exactly what
> it was. And I don't have the internet at work, so I can't look it up
> *and* I keep forgetting about it when I get home. Til now.
I see. (d*mn furriners taking all my jobs)
>>> Question: Do you still have those cemetery pics? You can send me the
>>> big ones now that I have high speed internet and a large mailboX.
>>
>> I don't have the really big ones anymore, no.
>> I can probably re-scan them, but first I'll have to get my scanner
>> working on the new 'puter. Which is doable in theory...
>>
>
> Don't worry about it. It's not that important.
'Kay. I'll have to get the scanner working sometime anyway, though...
> X
>
XXX
BeH
> I don't take beach towels with me.
Not even to the beach...?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> XXXXXXX
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> XXXXXXXXX
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> XXXXXXXXXXX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That doesn't look right. Oh well.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Better?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Meh. I wasn't really into it.
>>>>>>> I thought you were testing me or something.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It has to do with your newsreader being wrong about how many (if
>>>>>> any) spaces to insert.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do I get points for recognizing there is a pattern?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There's a pattern...?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> *silence*
>>>>
>>>> Point.
>>>
>>> *tries not to point*
>>
>> go on. You know you want to...
>
> *points* *laughs*
*punches Busternaut*
>>>>> Ok...
>>>>>
>>>>> Question: is SAP a programming thing?
>>>>
>>>> Sometimes it is...
>>>> It's an ERP system and a German Software Company [ www.sap-ag.de ].
>>>> The system comes with its own interpreted language [ ABAP ], that
>>>> may be used to enhance, extend and/or modify the system.
>>>> Why?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Because I see it alot on the censuses and I wasn't sure exactly what
>>> it was. And I don't have the internet at work, so I can't look it up
>>> *and* I keep forgetting about it when I get home. Til now.
>>
>> I see. (d*mn furriners taking all my jobs)
>
> They're furrin jobs...duh!
details, details.
>>>>> Question: Do you still have those cemetery pics? You can send me
>>>>> the big ones now that I have high speed internet and a large
>>>>> mailboX.
>>>>
>>>> I don't have the really big ones anymore, no.
>>>> I can probably re-scan them, but first I'll have to get my scanner
>>>> working on the new 'puter. Which is doable in theory...
>>>>
>>>
>>> Don't worry about it. It's not that important.
>>
>> 'Kay. I'll have to get the scanner working sometime anyway, though...
>>
>
> When are you going to send me pics of you?
I have no pics.
>>> X
>>>
>> XXX
>>
> XXXXX
XXXXXXX
BeH
> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>
>>>>>>>> 'Kay. Maybe the loofah - but what about soap and shampoo and
>>>>>>>> conditioner and stuff?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I have a special travelling bag for that stuff.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A douche bag...?
>>>>>
>>>>> That's for towels, innit?
>>>>
>>>> That's beach-bags, I'm thinking...
>>>
>>> I don't take beach towels with me.
>>
>> Not even to the beach...?
>
> But going to beach isn't really travelling. like with a suitcase etc.
That depends on where you live (relative to the beach, obviously).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> XXXXXXX
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> XXXXXXXXX
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> XXXXXXXXXXX
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That doesn't look right. Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Better?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Meh. I wasn't really into it.
>>>>>>>>> I thought you were testing me or something.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It has to do with your newsreader being wrong about how many
>>>>>>>> (if any) spaces to insert.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Do I get points for recognizing there is a pattern?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There's a pattern...?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *silence*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Point.
>>>>>
>>>>> *tries not to point*
>>>>
>>>> go on. You know you want to...
>>>
>>> *points* *laughs*
>>
>> *punches Busternaut*
>>
>
> Where'd you punch him? I might have to kiss it better.
on the arm...
> Get one.
One what?
>>>>> X
>>>>>
>>>> XXX
>>>>
>>> XXXXX
BeH
> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> One day Merlyne spake thusly to alt.x.upper-case:
>>
>>> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 'Kay. Maybe the loofah - but what about soap and shampoo and
>>>>>>>>>> conditioner and stuff?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I have a special travelling bag for that stuff.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A douche bag...?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's for towels, innit?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's beach-bags, I'm thinking...
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't take beach towels with me.
>>>>
>>>> Not even to the beach...?
>>>
>>> But going to beach isn't really travelling. like with a suitcase
>>> etc.
>>
>> That depends on where you live (relative to the beach, obviously).
>
> 1/2 hr drive.
Well there you go. Back in the old days that would have been a whole
days travel.
> Don't play dumb. It doesn't suit.
What suit...?
>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>
>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>
>>>> XXXXXXX
>>>>
>>> XXXXX
>>
>> XXX
>>
> X
.
BeH
> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> One day Merlyne spake thusly to alt.x.upper-case:
>>
>>> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>> One day Merlyne spake thusly to alt.x.upper-case:
>>>>
>>>>> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Kay. Maybe the loofah - but what about soap and shampoo
>>>>>>>>>>>> and conditioner and stuff?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I have a special travelling bag for that stuff.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A douche bag...?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's for towels, innit?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's beach-bags, I'm thinking...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't take beach towels with me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not even to the beach...?
>>>>>
>>>>> But going to beach isn't really travelling. like with a suitcase
>>>>> etc.
>>>>
>>>> That depends on where you live (relative to the beach, obviously).
>>>
>>> 1/2 hr drive.
>>
>> Well there you go. Back in the old days that would have been a whole
>> days travel.
>>
>
> Old days?
Yes. Back when I was young... you know - pre-internal combustion.
> Nice try .
Thank you.
>>>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>>>
>>>>>> XXXXXXX
>>>>>>
>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>
>>>> XXX
>>>>
>>> X
>> .
>>
>
> You didn't make an "X".
There was several already...
> I'll try not to hold it against you.
What if I say something about your body...?
> Send me some pics.
Trees or fish?
BeH
> You're only as old as you feel... and all that.
> I guess you're almost feeling a year older.
and eon, rather.
> But I'm ignoring that day, since you missed mine last year. :(
Huh? I did...? I guess so, but only in the context of missing everything
else as well. I reckon I was too busy feeling sorry for myself...
> I'm such a bitch.
> I wasn't a compliment.
Darn.
>>>>>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> XXXXXXX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>>>
>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>
>>>>> X
>>>> .
>>>>
>>>
>>> You didn't make an "X".
>>
>> There was several already...
>
> I thought every new post had to have a new X.
I don't think that's what the FAQ says...
>>> I'll try not to hold it against you.
>>
>> What if I say something about your body...?
>
> Depends what you said, I reckon.
What if I said something nice...?
>>> Send me some pics.
>>
>> Trees or fish?
>>
>
> You.
I am neither a tree or a fish...
Also there are no me-pics.
BeH
> Why were you feeling sorry for yourself?
Because I have it worse than anyone else, obviously...
>>> It wasn't a compliment.
>>
>> Darn.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> X
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> XXXXXXX
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> XXXXX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> XXX
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> X
>>>>>> .
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You didn't make an "X".
>>>>
>>>> There was several already...
>>>
>>> I thought every new post had to have a new X.
>>
>> I don't think that's what the FAQ says...
>
> I don't remember what the FAQ says.
> Speaking of FAQs, do you have the ACME one?
I do... will post.
>>>>> I'll try not to hold it against you.
>>>>
>>>> What if I say something about your body...?
>>>
>>> Depends what you said, I reckon.
>>
>> What if I said something nice...?
>>
>>>>> Send me some pics.
>>>>
>>>> Trees or fish?
>>>>
>>>
>>> You.
>>
>> I am neither a tree or a fish...
>> Also there are no me-pics.
>>
>
> Get some.
I don't show up on film...
X
BeH
> I'm sorry I asked.
I'm sorrier than you...
> BullshXt.
I haven't shown up on film for many, many years now...
And that's the way I liek it.
BeH
> About what?
About having it worse than anyone else. And also life. And the universe.
Everything, really...
> *pouty face*
{cute}
BeH
> How do you figure your worse off than anyone else?
It's obvious innit. If I weren't I wouldn't need to be sorrier than
anybody else... Also my back hurts.
> Everybody thinks their own life sucks.
> Have you been reading H2G2 again?
A couple of months ago... That bit wasn't so bad.
> *gets really really angry*
*hides under couch*
BeH
> You keep saying that like I have magic powers.
Well, don't you...?
> Anyways, I've already learnt that you won't follow my advice.
I will, I will - and I did. Only not if it causes unbearable pain.
> That'll fix your back.
That's what I was thinking too. Not true...
> {must...fight urge...to jump on...couch}
*scurries out from under couch and hides behind likker-cabinet.
BeH
> Maybe.
Well, then...
>>> Anyways, I've already learnt that you won't follow my advice.
>>
>> I will, I will - and I did. Only not if it causes unbearable pain.
>>
>
> It'll take 6 months or something for your back to heal, if it's really
> bad like a herniated disc or siatica.
It's actually getting better - there's still some residual muscle
soreness and a weird stinging in the right buttock and thigh but I was
able to chack the spine a couple of times which seems to have loosened
it up some.
> I had back problems on and of for years until I lost weight.
Yes. I've had occational back and joint (wrist, elbow, hip, knee, ankle)
trouble pretty much all my life at all sorts of weight levels. I still
reserve the right to bitch about it though...
> You have a likker cabinet?
I sure do. To keep all my likker in. (It's really a glass cabinet but
the likker is in there too)
> I'll wait by the fridge. You'll get hungry sooner or later.
Hah. I will foil you. I brought a package of rice cakes...
BeH
> *goes white*
Wazzematter? Squeamish?
>>> I had back problems on and of for years until I lost weight.
>>
>> Yes. I've had occational back and joint (wrist, elbow, hip, knee,
>> ankle) trouble pretty much all my life at all sorts of weight levels.
>> I still reserve the right to bitch about it though...
>
> Ok. I'll stfu.
> I keep curios in my curio (glass) cabinet.
I keep glasses in my glass cabinet. (Not curious glasses - just ordinary
ones.) Which makes it practical to also keep the likker there...
>>> I'll wait by the fridge. You'll get hungry sooner or later.
>>
>> Hah. I will foil you. I brought a package of rice cakes...
>>
>
> You'll be hungry sooner than I expected...
> *sadistic laugh*
I can last quite long on a package of rice cakes. As long as I have
water.
.
.
.
D'oh! *scurries into the kitchen to grab a bottle of water*
BeH
> I hate that cracking sound.
I knew a guy once who could make it with his nose...
> I keep glasses in the kitchen, except for the good wine glasses which
> are in the hutch in the dining room with the good plates.
I have no good plates...
> I don't drink liquor, but I use it to cook. It's in the pantry except
> for the Bailey's which is in the fridge.
Bailey's is for cooking...?
>>>>> I'll wait by the fridge. You'll get hungry sooner or later.
>>>>
>>>> Hah. I will foil you. I brought a package of rice cakes...
>>>>
>>>
>>> You'll be hungry sooner than I expected...
>>> *sadistic laugh*
>>
>> I can last quite long on a package of rice cakes. As long as I have
>> water.
>> .
>> .
>> .
>> D'oh! *scurries into the kitchen to grab a bottle of water*
>>
>
> Aha!
*waits for Merlyne to turn the other way*
BeH
> YuxorZ!
> *points and laughs*
*punches Busternaut*
>>> I don't drink liquor, but I use it to cook. It's in the pantry
>>> except for the Bailey's which is in the fridge.
>>
>> Bailey's is for cooking...?
>>
>
> No. It's just in the fridge so the cream doesn't curdle.
AhA! So you *do* have not-for-cooking liquor...
>>>>>>> I'll wait by the fridge. You'll get hungry sooner or later.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hah. I will foil you. I brought a package of rice cakes...
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You'll be hungry sooner than I expected...
>>>>> *sadistic laugh*
>>>>
>>>> I can last quite long on a package of rice cakes. As long as I have
>>>> water.
>>>> .
>>>> .
>>>> .
>>>> D'oh! *scurries into the kitchen to grab a bottle of water*
>>>>
>>>
>>> Aha!
>>
>> *waits for Merlyne to turn the other way*
>>
>
> Bad angle? Do I look fat?
No dear...
> How come you never snip here? Is your trimmer broken?
I was waiting for you to do it.
BeH
> That's not nice....
>
>>
>>>>> I don't drink liquor, but I use it to cook. It's in the pantry
>>>>> except for the Bailey's which is in the fridge.
>>>>
>>>> Bailey's is for cooking...?
>>>>
>>>
>>> No. It's just in the fridge so the cream doesn't curdle.
>>
>> AhA! So you *do* have not-for-cooking liquor...
>
> I don't drink it either. Someone put it in their coffee at Xmas, I
> believe. Eventually I will get a recipe that uses Bailey's.
Caek and stuff: http://www.recipelink.com/mf/2/5322
>>>>>>>>> I'll wait by the fridge. You'll get hungry sooner or later.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hah. I will foil you. I brought a package of rice cakes...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You'll be hungry sooner than I expected...
>>>>>>> *sadistic laugh*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I can last quite long on a package of rice cakes. As long as I
>>>>>> have water.
>>>>>> .
>>>>>> .
>>>>>> .
>>>>>> D'oh! *scurries into the kitchen to grab a bottle of water*
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Aha!
>>>>
>>>> *waits for Merlyne to turn the other way*
>>>>
>>>
>>> Bad angle? Do I look fat?
>>
>> No dear...
>>
>>> How come you never snip here? Is your trimmer broken?
>>
>> I was waiting for you to do it.
>>
>
> Ok. Wait away.
*waits*
BeH
>> That's not nice....
Neither is pointing and laughing...
BeH
> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> One day BeH spake thusly to alt.x.upper-case:
>>
>>>> That's not nice....
>>
>> Neither is pointing and laughing...
>>
>
> I thought you'd like the attention.
Who, me... Nah. I prefer to live in obscurity.
BeH
> *does fingernails*
*scratches self*
BeH
> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> One day Merlyne spake thusly to alt.x.upper-case:
>>
>>> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>> One day BeH spake thusly to alt.x.upper-case:
>>>>
>>>>>> That's not nice....
>>>>
>>>> Neither is pointing and laughing...
>>>>
>>>
>>> I thought you'd like the attention.
>>
>> Who, me... Nah. I prefer to live in obscurity.
>>
>
> Hence the no-jpegs thing...
Yeah, that too...
BeH
> *wonders where that hand has been*
What hand...?
BeH
> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>
>> One day Merlyne spake thusly to alt.x.upper-case:
>>
>>> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>
>>>> One day Merlyne spake thusly to alt.x.upper-case:
>>>>
>>>>> Meanwhile back at the ranch, BeH said:
>>>>>
>>>>>> One day BeH spake thusly to alt.x.upper-case:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's not nice....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Neither is pointing and laughing...
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I thought you'd like the attention.
>>>>
>>>> Who, me... Nah. I prefer to live in obscurity.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Hence the no-jpegs thing...
>>
>> Yeah, that too...
>>
>
> *pouty face*
Awwwww...
BeH
> The one you're scratching yourself with.
I was using a pencil...
BeH
> Ew.
What's wrong with scratching one's head with a pencil...?