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Re: Funny thing about job hunting. . .
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Irkin Invader Zim
Apr 13, 2013, 3:43:31 PM4/13/13
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On Apr 13, 3:33 pm, " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <gregh...@home.fåke>
wrote:
> While enjoying meals several times a week at McDonalds
Very unhealthy, Greggies.
Whatever happened to your idea of people eating produce covered in
bird feces?
> I notice various, mostly younger people coming in and asking
> about jobs. The manager will tell some of them they aren't hiring
> while he gives others an application to fill out to "keep on file".
So are you like the eMutt sitting there for hours on end doing nothing
but watching people turn down jobs?
> I have noticed that the people who look like weirdoes with tattoos
> covering them and with various piercings sticking out of their
> faces get turned away while those who look clean, well-groomed
> and can speak intelligently if full sentences get the offer of an
> application to fill out.
Well that leaves Emmett out. You, too, I suppose.
>
> Perhaps Emmett should see about perhaps having the one
> remaining front tooth yanked and getting some good dentures
> or a bridge or two so he would present a more wholesome
> appearance and it might even help his speech patterns.
Yea and perhaps Superman should see about taking the bus more often
rather than flying everywhere.
> And,
> if only he could have some muscles shortened or something to
> straighten out his "lazy eye" that might help his appearance a
> lot.
>
So would taking a shower but he only does it when it rains.
And if you believe the eMutt, he is completely waterproof, even in
thunderstorms.
> Though people don't wish to believe it, appearances do matter
> and presenting a clean, well-groomed and well-dressed
> appearance is often the difference between having a chance
> at a job and not having a chance, especially a job where
> serving the public is involved.
I would not really trust eMutt to handle my food.
Maybe to sweep, clean, dishwash or possiby take orders....although I'm
not sure you can trust him with money.
>
> --
> Sir Gregory of Penistown.
wrote:
> While enjoying meals several times a week at McDonalds
Very unhealthy, Greggies.
Whatever happened to your idea of people eating produce covered in
bird feces?
> I notice various, mostly younger people coming in and asking
> about jobs. The manager will tell some of them they aren't hiring
> while he gives others an application to fill out to "keep on file".
So are you like the eMutt sitting there for hours on end doing nothing
but watching people turn down jobs?
> I have noticed that the people who look like weirdoes with tattoos
> covering them and with various piercings sticking out of their
> faces get turned away while those who look clean, well-groomed
> and can speak intelligently if full sentences get the offer of an
> application to fill out.
Well that leaves Emmett out. You, too, I suppose.
>
> Perhaps Emmett should see about perhaps having the one
> remaining front tooth yanked and getting some good dentures
> or a bridge or two so he would present a more wholesome
> appearance and it might even help his speech patterns.
Yea and perhaps Superman should see about taking the bus more often
rather than flying everywhere.
> And,
> if only he could have some muscles shortened or something to
> straighten out his "lazy eye" that might help his appearance a
> lot.
>
So would taking a shower but he only does it when it rains.
And if you believe the eMutt, he is completely waterproof, even in
thunderstorms.
> Though people don't wish to believe it, appearances do matter
> and presenting a clean, well-groomed and well-dressed
> appearance is often the difference between having a chance
> at a job and not having a chance, especially a job where
> serving the public is involved.
I would not really trust eMutt to handle my food.
Maybe to sweep, clean, dishwash or possiby take orders....although I'm
not sure you can trust him with money.
>
> --
> Sir Gregory of Penistown.
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