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Tiny Dr. Tim
Mar 31, 2002, 3:41:20 PM3/31/02
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<Dexter_Fong> Waiter..gimme another Sepia on Lambskin, straightened out
<kend^> shaken, not stirred
<TinyDrTim> my favorite has always been lambskin . . . heh heh, I said
lambskin . . .
<kend^> lew, they wont protect from virus though
<Dexter_Fong> And give my friend albee a goat on the battlement
*** BunPeepPoots is now known as Bunnyboy
<klokwkdog> youre going to get his goat?
<cease_> the albees and spiders again
<klokwkdog> water goat?
* TinyDrTim doesnt have to worry about that anymore. (Peg is looking
over my shoulder . . .)
<Dexter_Fong> But soft what wind breaks thru yonder light
<kend^> hi peg :)
<klokwkdog> oh, battlement goat - isnt that after Judge Judy?
<cease_> hi peg. have some wine
<Bunnyboy> Nuts! The trailers only up at a registered site, and the
website is in a nascent stage...
<klokwkdog> betcha she wants some hands on, eh?
<Bunnyboy> Heh! I said NAY-SCENT!!!
<Dexter_Fong> Heh he said nascent
<TinyDrTim> Peg says, "Hello, boys"
<kend^> larval development or pupal?
<klokwkdog> yuk yuk
<Bunnyboy> Lo Peg!
<klokwkdog> is it a spoof site, like the fake reviews at Amazon, BB?
<Dexter_Fong> Good evening Miss Peg, usual; table?
<TinyDrTim> I had a pupal in my 8th grade larvae class . . .
<klokwkdog> groan
<FireBroiled> In lew of him being in trouble, Keep an eye on him,
Pegster
<TinyDrTim> I agree
<kend^> just watch those volcanos when they start spewing larva
<TinyDrTim> The Pegster says, you know that!
<Bunnyboy> I was playing "whatever happened to..." today at the IMDB,
and decided to check out David Bennents file.
<Bunnyboy> Hes the guy who played Oskar in THE TIN DRUM.
<Dexter_Fong> Short fellow?
<kend^> i liked felix better in that one
<cease_> another good flick
<TinyDrTim> Peg now says, "You wanna chat or you wanna eat . . ."
<Bunnyboy> Dex: Yup.
<kend^> bye lew, go eat
<Dexter_Fong> Do both: TDT - cheat
* TinyDrTim succumnbs to . . . what?
<TinyDrTim> Dex - LOL!
<kend^> what hath peg wrought?
<Dexter_Fong> Lassitude
<FireBroiled> Type what you eat
<klokwkdog> THUNDERPANTS stretches the one joke too far over its
relatively brief running time,
<klokwkdog> and doesnt have the inclusion of jokes for the mums and dads
that no doubt will be dragged along to
<klokwkdog> see it. In fact, I noticed that the children in the cinema
watching the film only laughed once or twice,
<klokwkdog> and quickly got bored of the various farting noises.
<TinyDrTim> A monster. But I love it!
<Dexter_Fong> Bogus...how can you get bored of farting noises
<Bunnyboy> In 1996, David Bennent appeared in a TV-movie with his
father, called ENDSPIEL. I presume its a version of Samuel Becketts
ENDGAME, as the characters are named Clov and Hamm.
<klokwkdog> who played Oskar Werner in Fahrenheit 451, then?
<Dexter_Fong> Oscar Meyer
<kend^> oh, i wish i was an oskar werner weiner....
<Bunnyboy> And he was also in LEGEND, though I remember mercifully
little from that film.
<Dexter_Fong> or Werner Klemperor
<TinyDrTim> Keep an eye on http://www.tinydrtim.com and
http:www/firezine.net - Dear Friends!
<Dexter_Fong> You bet
<bfwestley> one on each?
* TinyDrTim is smellin some great pork chops and gravy. Priorities, eh?
<kend^> use the third eye for one of them
<cease_> have fun, tiny
<Bunnyboy> klok: Are you an Aussie? I dont think the film has a US
release date yet.
<kend^> enjoy it
<TinyDrTim> Double down, BFW!
<Bunnyboy> Heh! I said RELEASE!
<Dexter_Fong> Bb...Mark Twain wrote a book (small volume) that was all
one big fart joke...name escapes me at the moment
* Bubbas_Brain gone bye bye.
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<kend^> dex, i think that was ben franklin
<cease_> he came, he went
<klokwkdog> it was in the "external reviews", BB
<Dexter_Fong> =) Interesting theory k, but no.. it was MT
<Bunnyboy> I wonder what Tom, that olde "frent", is up to?
<klokwkdog> ya gotta klik on the links; no, I only read NZ press, tho I
do take a ride thru The Age now & again
<Dexter_Fong> Love that electronic highlighter of your klok =)
<Bunnyboy> klok: Ah, but you dont get the REAL gas until you go
internal!
<Dexter_Fong> Thank God were an all Gas family
<klokwkdog> any day now, any way now, but somehow, I think it is not
going to show in US...at least very long
<Bunnyboy> Thats it! The FST will have to open the next album with 7
minutes of fart jokes! Thatll leave George the C. in the dust.
<cease_> and win a grammy? at least a gassy
<TinyDrTim> Last word: Did you guys see the promo for the new animated
flick "Ice Age" (I think thats the title)?
<klokwkdog> its plaine olde Wordstar controls, DF; same as its always
been, same as its always been - werks in Netscape Composer, Messenger,
used to work in AIM, in Pirch 98, etc., etc. What, is it flashing up ur
screens?
<Dexter_Fong> Saw GC the other night on TV...seems more curmudeonly and
less funny than he used to be
<cease_> squeeze him right there and hell pass another one
<klokwkdog> ...as in "Ctrl U" to start/stop underline, "Ctrl I" to
start/stop Italians, etc.
<Bunnyboy> Speaking of Tom, that olde "frent", whars Doc?
<Dexter_Fong> No klok....just um commenting =)
<TinyDrTim> Anyway, its, I think, "The came, they thawed, they
conquered."
<klokwkdog> OK, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE DISTURBING YOU, DF
<kend^> dex:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/089804801X/qid=1016768740/sr=1-13/ref=sr_1_13/103-0366675-5703073
<Dexter_Fong> My eyes, doctor...my eyes
<TinyDrTim> vini vidi vici, just in other words, eh? Night, youse guise!
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<klokwkdog> nite TDT; hi Roto
<Bunnyboy> lo Roto
<cease_> the firesign did a promo for what must have been one of jackson
browns first shows in their Magic Mushroom show
<klokwkdog> they come, they go...
<Rotonoto> oh, new character enter...
<Bunnyboy> nite Lew
<cease_> by tiny
<FireBroiled> Nite lew and peg
<cease_> hi roto
<FireBroiled> Hey Ro
<Rotonoto> hi cat, hi all
<kend^> hey roto!
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<Dexter_Fong> Hi roto
<all> hi Roto
*** all is now known as klokwkdog
<Rotonoto> hey, big crowd tonite
<Bunnyboy> But not fer long. Soups a-simmerin.
<klokwkdog> who ya calling big?
<Rotonoto> hey you musta been in the all brothers band?
<kend^> dex, be sure you check out that link, we both may be correct
<Dexter_Fong> kend....what a wierd coincidence.....there is a Mark Twain
book though...takes place at Queen Elizabeths court
<klokwkdog> sounds like youre in a stew, BB
<kend^> a connecticut yankee?
<kend^> no, that was king arthur
<klokwkdog> in King Arthurs Fart
<Dexter_Fong> Nope all Brits...farting away
<klokwkdog> one of them dream sequence novels
<kend^> gas from the arse
<Bunnyboy> Picked up the first season of OZ on DVD. Wow, the shows fun
in Season 5, but the first season RAWKS!
<Dexter_Fong> l33t
<klokwkdog> r00ls
<Dexter_Fong> Ive heard rumors that entire SCTV is going to be released
on DVD
<kend^> that would be nice
<Bunnyboy> Parse the arse, and dot the i for king!
<klokwkdog> for good behaviour?
<Dexter_Fong> Yes =) that would Roxor
<Bunnyboy> Dex: GET OUT! Where such rumours? A consumation devoutly to
be wished...
<cease_> whats up, roto?
<Rotonoto> SCTV would be well worth releasing on DVD- I might actually
go out and purchase a DVD machine thingy
<Dexter_Fong> Bb,Roto...article in NY Daily News today
<kend^> roto: you can get the basic ones on sale at wal/k-mart for under
$100. watch the fliers
<Rotonoto> nottin much, cat- jes woikin away da daze... :o)
<klokwkdog> last sale here: $70; plays DVD/VCD/CD/CD-R/CD-RW/MP3
<Bunnyboy> They have DVD players that FLY?
<Bunnyboy> Wow!
<Rotonoto> that must be an internal drive for computer, klok?
<Dexter_Fong> They be fly, Yo!
* klokwkdog looked, but ended up getting the anniversary sale $8.49
shoes "all man-made materials"
<kend^> when you hit eject, that disc comes out spinning
<klokwkdog> no, it was stand-alone DVD to fill your home entertainment
center
<Dexter_Fong> Itll take your head off
<Dexter_Fong> heh heh I said head
<kend^> damn! you had a "head" start there
<Rotonoto> ken: just the type that stands alone and hooks to TV, eh?
<Dexter_Fong> If you start my head....
<kend^> yes, dave
<Bunnyboy> At first glans
<Rotonoto> risky being risque in here...
<Dexter_Fong> 2 seconds Mr Y
<Mr_Yamamoto> Mostly listening tonite
<Dexter_Fong> Snowing up there MY?
* klokwkdog tries to listen every week; never hears anything
<Rotonoto> I can hear my monitor faintly humming, but almost drowned out
by roar of the HD spinning
<kend^> it is here, dex
<Mr_Yamamoto> It was raining, I havent looked out lately
<klokwkdog> its all cooling fans from here on out
<Bunnyboy> Roto: Were all of age. And were all women. Right?
<Dexter_Fong> First snow of spring here in NYC
<Mr_Yamamoto> My monitor hums, cos it doesnt know the words
<Rotonoto> iz kewel, man :o)
<cease_> van was covered with snow yesterday. nobody knew what to do
with it
<klokwkdog> ours melted
<cease_> almost made me want to move to australia
<cease_> even bought a pair of aussie boots
<kend^> my poor tulips have been through 4 snows and still havent
bloomed
<klokwkdog> matched The Straight Dope column Id read recently asking why
the Wicked Witch was melted by water
<Bunnyboy> cat: Sounds like when Mount Saint Helens blew. People
wandered outside and played with the ash like it was snow.
<cease_> indeed
<Rotonoto> klok: what is the answer?
<klokwkdog> I forget; it wasnt too satisfying...
<Dexter_Fong> It still aint =)
<Rotonoto> aw, I feel so let down by their vague, second hand answer
<cease_> my brazillian and mexican students had no idea what it was
<Bunnyboy> klok: cuz she was sugar and spice and everything nice.
<kend^> heh heh, Bb said "played with the ash"
<Dexter_Fong> Hit me with an Ashball
<klokwkdog> read it & weep:
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mwickedwitch.html
<cease_> isnt he your new attorney general?
<klokwkdog> no, thats Jerry Falwell
<cease_> he lost an election to a dead guy so now he gets to tell you
what to do
<Dexter_Fong> And composer of the new natural anthym...
<Bunnyboy> Cecil Adams most memorable answer (to my memory) was the
answer to the question: What if you ate nothing but bread? ("Man cannot
live by bread alone").
<FireBroiled> gotta have toast
<cease_> whole civilizations live on tortillas
<Bunnyboy> It involved pain, degradation and tons and tons of gas.
<klokwkdog> Whats the origin of "pumpernickel"? is germane to tonight.
Check the archive.
<Dexter_Fong> Sounds like the Hindenberg
<cease_> oh, the humanity
<Bunnyboy> Theres an album that should have a CD reissue: Albert Brooks
COMEDY MINUS ONE.
<kend^> wow, theres scholarly stuff there! Dr. Douglas A. Rossman,
writing "On the Liquidation of Witches"
<kend^> yeah, klok, i know that one
<Dexter_Fong> Dont know whether this is common knowledge but the radio
coverage of the Hindenberg was *not* live
<Bunnyboy> Albert Brooks routine on the rewriting of the National Anthem
is priceless.
<klokwkdog> Will cats eat their owners after the latter die? is another
good un
<cease_> read an articel in salon about some comedian who died recently
and is now more famous, but i forget his name
<Dexter_Fong> lol Cat
<kend^> something to do with farts
<Rotonoto> wow- more than I ever wanted to know about the wicked witch
of the west
<Rotonoto> "...and your little dog, too!"
<Dexter_Fong> not too, toto!
<klokwkdog> salon has gotten sad; Irish Times and Times of London will
start charging for content - its scary; nothing is free anymore
<Bunnyboy> I must get that wife of mine to FEED ME!
*** Bunnyboy is now known as Audrey2
<Rotonoto> Hand salute! Two! :o)
<klokwkdog> MORE SUGAR!
<Audrey2> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*** Audrey2 is now known as Bunnyboy
<Dexter_Fong> How did he make his keyboard do that
<klokwkdog> a true vegan experience
<klokwkdog> its very complicated and electric DF. wait until youre
older
<klokwkdog> there are bees and spiders inside
<Dexter_Fong> I may not have the time klok =)
<cease_> yeah, they want me to pay for most of the stuff i want to read.
bummer
<Bunnyboy> Ya just hold the button down, it takes a life...erhm, takes
ON a life of its own.
<kend^> klok, i use yahoo for mail, decided i wanted to switch to eudora
(or something like that), checked yahoos forwarding policy, costs
$29.99/yr
<klokwkdog> yep
<klokwkdog> I am forced to use Eudora at work. Dont go there...
<Bunnyboy> Hooray for justice, in that dog mauling case. Go to jail, go
DIRECTLY to jail!
<Dexter_Fong> Eudoras welty
<Rotonoto> Eudora great, ken- also Poco and Pegasus
<cease_> indeed, bunny
<kend^> my other choice is mozillas inbred thing
<Rotonoto> Pegasus free. too
<cease_> you actually seem to have a real justice system in your country
<kend^> tnx, roto, might check them out. all i want is something where i
can set up folders and sort incoming
<Bunnyboy> And, speaking of horses, I gotta fly. Nite!
<kend^> bye, Bb
<cease_> by bun
<Rotonoto> only sometimes cat :o(
<Dexter_Fong> We do Cat....its just not very equitable
<klokwkdog> the free Eudora crashed one day and destroyed my Netscape
6.1 setup, and 2 or 3 other applications
<klokwkdog> nite BB
<FireBroiled> Hop on, bunny
<Rotonoto> nite bunster...
<Dexter_Fong> Night Bb
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<klokwkdog> it goes to Mars or something for a half hour after receiving
mail, before it shows in Inbox; must be written in Java interpreted by
VB engine or something...
<cease_> the woman who killed her kids got convicted despite her
insanity plea
<kend^> i have a friend who used outlook express, got virus, asked me
about it, eudora was only one i knew. shes having no problems with it
<klokwkdog> if she was able to plead, she wasnt insane. Texas law
<kend^> cat: she was definitely possessed by something
<Dexter_Fong> Cat, thats Texas...they *like* to kill people
there...sometimes legally, often not
<Rotonoto> I would steer her towards Pegasus (but Eudora fine)
<kend^> texas justice scares me
<cease_> i thought you wanted to move there, kend
<Dexter_Fong> They like that too k
<Rotonoto> you want the url? Free download
<klokwkdog> Oh, I had no problems for 3 months, except recurrent
thoughts of...well, I still might, so I wont say it...
<kend^> she doesnt use it enough to worry about it, roto
<kend^> cat, i dont think ill do anything wrong if i move there, thats
for sure :)
<klokwkdog> texas justice is oxymoron, Ken
<kend^> sure, dave
<kend^> pegasus.com?
<cease_> well theres molly ivins, jim hightower, timbuk 3 so it cant be
all bad
<Dexter_Fong> And if youre a moron, theyll try you anyway
<Rotonoto> I will look- qrx...
<kend^> gwbush.com is trying to draft hightower for prez
<klokwkdog> Eudora also has minimal HTML compose
<Dexter_Fong> huh?
<kend^> klok, i dont do html, so that doesnt bother me
<kend^> huh what?
<Dexter_Fong> gwbush draftin hightower?
<klokwkdog> I love html mail - the user-generated kind
<Rotonoto> http://www.pmail.com/
<cease_> for the army, perhaps. frontlines in afghanistan
<kend^> gwbush.com is a parody site, run by dems
<Dexter_Fong> ah.....
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<kend^> thanks, roto, going there now
<Dexter_Fong> Hi again B_E_B
<klokwkdog> what was news story, some paper (Wash Times?) took a parody
site at face value?
<kend^> wb, BEB
<Bone_E_Boi> Still wondering who the editors of Firezine are these days.
<Rotonoto> moonies are very serious people :o)
<kend^> about bush waving to stevie wonder?
<cease_> all these 7 am mornings are catching up to me and im falling
asleep on my keyboard
<cease_> see you next week, folks
<Dexter_Fong> And giving Ray charles a thumbs up
<Rotonoto> moonies own wash times
<klokwkdog> but did Stevie wave back??
<Dexter_Fong> Night Cat
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<FireBroiled> Bi Cat..
<bfwestley> TDT is essentially the editor, BEB
<kend^> nite, cat
<klokwkdog> nite...welll pooey
<Bone_E_Boi> Ah.
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<Dexter_Fong> Winnie the Pooey?
<kend^> some jerk from wash. times is on radio talk show once in a
while, i dont like him at all
<klokgetsabeer> (and I scored a whole half-case of Negra Modelo on the
way out tonite! yea!)
<Rotonoto> klokget Sabeer
<kend^> black model = iman? she married bowie, didnt she?
<Rotonoto> Klokget Sabeer- wasnt he some famous international financier
or sumthin?
<Dexter_Fong> A Duelist
<kend^> pirates use sabeers to fight with
<Rotonoto> never get a duelist and a shootist together
<Dexter_Fong> heh...too many possibilities here
<kend^> heroin junkie duel: who can shoot up first
<Rotonoto> at a minimum, yer gonna get severe powder burns...
<Dexter_Fong> "When I nod, draw your works
<bfwestley> im gonna go..bye
<kend^> bye, bri
<Dexter_Fong> Bye BF
<Rotonoto> bye bri...
<klokgetsabeer> nite bfw
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<klokwkdog> ahhhh
<kend^> mexican beer is good stuff
<Dexter_Fong> I like the worms
<kend^> i might still have a corona in the fridge. i know, some say that
isnt REAL mexican beer though
<Rotonoto> and why not? they have been disinfected for you!
<Dexter_Fong> I dont say that
<Dexter_Fong> Worms washed in the blood of the distillery
<Rotonoto> sacramental worms?
<Rotonoto> mus be in da book of holes somewhere
<Dexter_Fong> Yep...theyre wholly Holy
<kend^> actually there were FOUR of them there :) one is now opened and
partially gone
<FireBroiled> Doing the digital wink out, Nite All!
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<kend^> bye, fb
<Dexter_Fong> Night FB
<kend^> i dont do the lime thing, though
<Rotonoto> such hasty electronic retreats, all...
<Rotonoto> I prefer to take at least 2-3 minutes signing off (O-F) and
annoy everyone equally...
<Dexter_Fong> Lime thing...I think I love you
<Dexter_Fong> But I wanna know fer sure
<kend^> put the lime in the coconut.....
<Dexter_Fong> Sir it all up
<Rotonoto> thats V for victory, L for London, O for Oldenberg...
<Dexter_Fong> stir
<Dexter_Fong> VE DAY
<kend^> yeah, dont shake dat thang
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<Rotonoto> were going to use the better tequilla as we go into action
against these two individuals, Bob...
<Mr_Yamamoto> VE Days the fountain
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<Dexter_Fong> lol Roto
<kend^> dropping like flies (we wont weigh em)
<Rotonoto> ahhh- hes juting again!
<klokwkdog> I did the Lime Thing with Corona, but quickly got tired of
the beer; NM doesnt need anything, IMO, except to be consumed
<Dexter_Fong> But a nice closer =))
<Rotonoto> heh!
<kend^> just a closer walk with thee
<Dexter_Fong> 3 paces behind will do just fine
<Rotonoto> we caught him juting, sarge, but he denies everything...
<kend^> like the prince and the queen?
<klokwkdog> turn and fire?
<Dexter_Fong> And zip up that Burkha
<kend^> burkha king is having a sale!
<klokwkdog> LOL
<klokwkdog> a face only a truck could love
<Dexter_Fong> 3 miles to the next Burkha Shave sign
<klokwkdog> ooooh
<klokwkdog> so funny
<klokwkdog> so late
<kend^> the whoppers are FULLY wrapped for your pleasure
<klokwkdog> so tired
<klokwkdog> so long...
<kend^> nite, k
<Rotonoto> nite guy
<Dexter_Fong> Nite Brian =)
<klokwkdog> groan...CUall nxt time on funway
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<kend^> already in progress
<Rotonoto> by day, a mild-mannered computer programmer...
<Dexter_Fong> Because Progress is our Middle name
<kend^> by nite, a mild-mannered chatter
<Dexter_Fong> Pilgrims our first
<Rotonoto> and also because of planned obsolescence
<Dexter_Fong> Hope Airplanes arent built with planned obsolescence
<Rotonoto> so where is Low laying low?
<Rotonoto> nope- they use real rivets on them thanls
<kend^> theyre still flying those b-52s made in the 50s, and c-47s made
for dubya dubya two
<Dexter_Fong> Theres trouble in the lowlands
<Rotonoto> thangs
<kend^> swamp trouble
<Rotonoto> yep-er!
<Dexter_Fong> k..GW has his own kind of plane
<kend^> euclidean plane?
<Dexter_Fong> C-47?
<Rotonoto> deplane! deplane! (de midget!)
<kend^> c-47 a/k/a dc-3
<kend^> i flew on LOTS of them in the a.f.
<kend^> and twice on a c-130. not a good experience
<Dexter_Fong> Any landing you can walk away from.....
<Rotonoto> must be tiring as hell
<kend^> slow
<kend^> and low
<Dexter_Fong> welp....gotta eat something...food preferably...Ill email
the log to you ken
<kend^> funnel in back for when you had to piss, no option for number
two
<kend^> ok, ash, thanks
<Rotonoto> okey dokey, kendster...
<Dexter_Fong> Really big funnel?
<kend^> good nite, and enjoy the bites
<Dexter_Fong> Night all
<kend^> funnel leads to tube, right out the side of the fuselage
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<Rotonoto> ah, it is dex who desserts us now (cherry cobbler?)
<kend^> i had a wet burrito for lunch (2pm) and im still burping it
<Rotonoto> yikes
<kend^> double sour cream, light on the salsa
<Rotonoto> yum!
<Rotonoto> I actually like tham
<Rotonoto> them
<kend^> i do too, but those jalapeños kill me
<kend^> im not a very spicy person
<Rotonoto> egads! I just saw your line about no throne on a C-130
<Rotonoto> thats almost the worst part about flying...
<kend^> thats the c-47. i think there was a chem toilet on the c-130
<kend^> air show here several years ago, i rode on a ford tri-motor. no
bathroom on them, and they were commercially used as airliners
<Rotonoto> partly the chance of getting hijacked, partly the now
severely restricted bathroom privileges
<Rotonoto> yes, but that was a different era
<kend^> i asked the pilot how far they could fly before landing,
thinking about fuel, he asked me how long i could hold it
<Rotonoto> think about it- now matter how bad ya gotta og, if the plane
is within 30min of takeoff or landing, you will get attacked if you get
up and walk the aisle
<kend^> thats a weird plane, corrugated skin, every seat is an aisle AND
a window seat! 2 rows of 1
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<Rotonoto> yep, small planes back then
<kend^> hey rich
<Rotonoto> hiya freq!
<FreqMan> hellllllooooooo
<Rotonoto> long time no firechat
<FreqMan> everyone go to sleep???
<kend^> we nuts are still here
<Rotonoto> or sumthin
<kend^> im a macadamia, rotos a pecan
<Rotonoto> brb...
<kend^> if you speak portuguese, you can be a brazil nut :)
<FreqMan> put me on a peg...
<FreqMan> Im a walnut
<kend^> mumbledypeg
<FreqMan> winnepeg the pooh
<kend^> man, i toba!
<FreqMan> i ran
<kend^> i had a friend that moved to winnipeg, i was surprised how close
it was to u.s. when i looked on map
<kend^> they used to drive over for peanut butter, said they couldnt get
it there
<FreqMan> no peanut butter???
* Rotonoto loves pecans
<kend^> i thought that was universal
<kend^> they even dropped it on the afghans
<FreqMan> in the middle east they use seasame instead of peanuts
<kend^> falafel?
<Rotonoto> heck- all of Canada is right next to the US, so to speak :o)
<kend^> or is that tahini?
<kend^> well, winnipeg is only 50 m. or so
<FreqMan> gehsuntheit
<FreqMan> yes... tahini
<FreqMan> 130 km
<kend^> come to tahini, home of the grass skirted dancers
<Rotonoto> but they all speak canadian up there
<kend^> eh?
<FreqMan> heh
<Rotonoto> egg-zactly!
<kend^> just read today, guy on plane ordered something in french, stew
didnt understand, hes suing for hundreds of thousands
<Rotonoto> I used to live up there on the tundra for 3 years
<kend^> all canadians are supposed to be bi-lingual by law?
<Rotonoto> sounds strange enough to be true
<FreqMan> what did he order... oui oui?
<kend^> he was on air ontario
<Rotonoto> maybe it is only signs that must be bilingual
<kend^> circus freak show: the bilingual man. see the two tongues!
<FreqMan> is ASL bilingual?
<Rotonoto> see- everybody has social problems. That is *outrageous*!
<kend^> edward III should have killed all the french when he had the
chance.....
<FreqMan> its ok... just send em more tobacco...
<Rotonoto> too late now- gotta live with em, gotta love em
<FreqMan> and the french sure know how to love... eh?
<kend^> french eat lots of fat, have no heart problems. therefore, to
avoid heart problems, speak french
<Rotonoto> the Quebecois and the cajuns get together and divide the US
in a cleverly designed pincer attack
<FreqMan> oui oui!
<kend^> cajuns too busy chasing crawdads to do that
<Rotonoto> yah- and surviving flooda and torrential rains, etc.
<Rotonoto> floods
<kend^> and playing zydeco music :) i like that stuff even though i have
NO idea what theyre singing
<FreqMan> An they is good... I guarentee!!! I went to Mardi Gras this
year, and mudbug prices were low low low!
<Rotonoto> yeper zydeco rocks
<kend^> ive only had them in sauce at olive garden
<kend^> but i liked em
<kend^> look like shrimp, but sure taste different
<FreqMan> you gotta have em in a good crawdad boil... and suck those
heads for extra flavor.
<Rotonoto> so see- the french aint all that bad- left to themselves,
they mutate into more useful forms...
<kend^> heh heh, he said "head"
<FreqMan> for extra flavor...
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<FreqMan> uh oh... lost one...
<kend^> not sure i could do that, those little eyes looking at me....
<Rotonoto> he snuck out without paying homage- shocking!
<FreqMan> you dont suck em from the front... maybe Ive said too much
already.
<kend^> oh well, he will do it twice next time
<kend^> got a movie of it?
<kend^> one of these days, ill make it to mardi gras, or the jazz
festival, or something there
<Rotonoto> speaking (not) of "got a movie?"- I received latest CD
goodies from Mr. Earl today
<FreqMan> Its a strange and interesting city...
<kend^> mr. earl?
<Rotonoto> Earl Truss, the FST .mp3 connaisseur
<kend^> i had an overnight stopover there once on a trip, walked through
the french quarter holding my wallet the entire time to avoid being
mugged
<kend^> oh yeah, ive traded some stuff with him before
<Rotonoto> dont hold it out where they can see it
<kend^> it was in my front pocket, with my hand firmly over it
<Rotonoto> he has done a bangup job of sharing the .mp3 goodies! My hat
off to him
<kend^> line around the block at most of the jazz clubs, i didnt go in
<FreqMan> I stopped in for a short visit... Ive got to get back to
re-writing some scripts... The Texas Radio Theatres got monthly gigs at
the local Art Museum... (and I thought having a second child was a lot
of work)...
<kend^> come back any time, you know youre welcome, rich
<kend^> have fun
<kend^> g/nite
<Rotonoto> good job- keep it up- some will appreciate it...
<FreqMan> I love dropping by... you guys are soooooo coooool!
<kend^> 14 degrees here, downright COLD
<Rotonoto> dont we know it! :o)
<FreqMan> I havent gotten bride yet... is it swell?
<kend^> its "strange" for sure
<Rotonoto> cold as hell here tonite
<Rotonoto> front just blew through
<Rotonoto> Bride is great
<kend^> i havent really gotten into it, but not enough listens yet
<Rotonoto> think you will like
<Rotonoto> you get more each time through
<kend^> of course :)
<Rotonoto> 33 1/3...
<FreqMan> Next time I get a few more nickles Ill have to get it... what
classic album is it most similar to?
<kend^> not sure i can compare it to anything else
<FreqMan> classic firesign album that is...
<Rotonoto> hmmm- it borrows liberally- is sort a reprise
<Rotonoto> has a lot of Nick Danger, but more, too
<Rotonoto> lotsa sub plots as always
<kend^> too scattered to narrow it down to one
<Rotonoto> said to be, in a way, a reprise of all major albums to date
<kend^> and some minor
<FreqMan> is it the HYCB nick, the missing shoes nick, or the faces of
al nick?
<kend^> he nicked himself shaving
<FreqMan> HCYB that is...
<Rotonoto> good question but cant answer right away- bply HCYB a little
<kend^> bled to death over the sink
<kend^> styptic pencil *just* out of reach
<FreqMan> you always had a good sense of humor nancy...
<FreqMan> cant... reach... pencil....
<kend^> and it was an electric razor. go figure....
<Rotonoto> flip up the trimmers and they will cut too
<kend^> evil devices, yep
<FreqMan> I love those labels on electric hairdryers that warn you never
to use them in the bathtub - graphically
<Rotonoto> I love the future- its electric!
<kend^> some say not to use while sleeping!
<FreqMan> heheheheheh!
<FreqMan> they should have warning labels like that on your sun visor of
your car.
<kend^> i turn mine on when i go to bed, in the morning, my hair is
PERFECT!
<Rotonoto> remember the early-version DO Not Walk signs? I thought they
said "No Palm Reading" :o)
<kend^> damned gypsies
<FreqMan> grumbling gypsies... vait von moment...
<kend^> do male gypsies have crystal balls?
<Rotonoto> sing gypsy, sing!
<Rotonoto> laugh gypsy
<Rotonoto> drink gypsy...
<kend^> i grew up in fla, the palms there couldnt write, ergo, no palm
reading either
<Rotonoto> I dunno- the crystal ball is clearing- Alaska
<FreqMan> on that note... I walk slowly into the west... be swell, you
groovy dudes!
<kend^> i did harvest some heart of palm once, good stuff. but you have
to kill a palm tree to get it.
<kend^> nite, rich. later
<Rotonoto> later , gator...
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<kend^> yeah, its midnight, i should turn in too. nite, dave, im going
to close the log now, so say ANYTHING you want :)
<kend^> toodle ooh
<Rotonoto> hearts of palm begat hearts of space?
<Rotonoto> 73, see ya later...
<kend^> i used to listen to that show, on sunday 6am here
<kend^> bye
<Rotonoto> spacey!
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<kend^> shaken, not stirred
<TinyDrTim> my favorite has always been lambskin . . . heh heh, I said
lambskin . . .
<kend^> lew, they wont protect from virus though
<Dexter_Fong> And give my friend albee a goat on the battlement
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<klokwkdog> youre going to get his goat?
<cease_> the albees and spiders again
<klokwkdog> water goat?
* TinyDrTim doesnt have to worry about that anymore. (Peg is looking
over my shoulder . . .)
<Dexter_Fong> But soft what wind breaks thru yonder light
<kend^> hi peg :)
<klokwkdog> oh, battlement goat - isnt that after Judge Judy?
<cease_> hi peg. have some wine
<Bunnyboy> Nuts! The trailers only up at a registered site, and the
website is in a nascent stage...
<klokwkdog> betcha she wants some hands on, eh?
<Bunnyboy> Heh! I said NAY-SCENT!!!
<Dexter_Fong> Heh he said nascent
<TinyDrTim> Peg says, "Hello, boys"
<kend^> larval development or pupal?
<klokwkdog> yuk yuk
<Bunnyboy> Lo Peg!
<klokwkdog> is it a spoof site, like the fake reviews at Amazon, BB?
<Dexter_Fong> Good evening Miss Peg, usual; table?
<TinyDrTim> I had a pupal in my 8th grade larvae class . . .
<klokwkdog> groan
<FireBroiled> In lew of him being in trouble, Keep an eye on him,
Pegster
<TinyDrTim> I agree
<kend^> just watch those volcanos when they start spewing larva
<TinyDrTim> The Pegster says, you know that!
<Bunnyboy> I was playing "whatever happened to..." today at the IMDB,
and decided to check out David Bennents file.
<Bunnyboy> Hes the guy who played Oskar in THE TIN DRUM.
<Dexter_Fong> Short fellow?
<kend^> i liked felix better in that one
<cease_> another good flick
<TinyDrTim> Peg now says, "You wanna chat or you wanna eat . . ."
<Bunnyboy> Dex: Yup.
<kend^> bye lew, go eat
<Dexter_Fong> Do both: TDT - cheat
* TinyDrTim succumnbs to . . . what?
<TinyDrTim> Dex - LOL!
<kend^> what hath peg wrought?
<Dexter_Fong> Lassitude
<FireBroiled> Type what you eat
<klokwkdog> THUNDERPANTS stretches the one joke too far over its
relatively brief running time,
<klokwkdog> and doesnt have the inclusion of jokes for the mums and dads
that no doubt will be dragged along to
<klokwkdog> see it. In fact, I noticed that the children in the cinema
watching the film only laughed once or twice,
<klokwkdog> and quickly got bored of the various farting noises.
<TinyDrTim> A monster. But I love it!
<Dexter_Fong> Bogus...how can you get bored of farting noises
<Bunnyboy> In 1996, David Bennent appeared in a TV-movie with his
father, called ENDSPIEL. I presume its a version of Samuel Becketts
ENDGAME, as the characters are named Clov and Hamm.
<klokwkdog> who played Oskar Werner in Fahrenheit 451, then?
<Dexter_Fong> Oscar Meyer
<kend^> oh, i wish i was an oskar werner weiner....
<Bunnyboy> And he was also in LEGEND, though I remember mercifully
little from that film.
<Dexter_Fong> or Werner Klemperor
<TinyDrTim> Keep an eye on http://www.tinydrtim.com and
http:www/firezine.net - Dear Friends!
<Dexter_Fong> You bet
<bfwestley> one on each?
* TinyDrTim is smellin some great pork chops and gravy. Priorities, eh?
<kend^> use the third eye for one of them
<cease_> have fun, tiny
<Bunnyboy> klok: Are you an Aussie? I dont think the film has a US
release date yet.
<kend^> enjoy it
<TinyDrTim> Double down, BFW!
<Bunnyboy> Heh! I said RELEASE!
<Dexter_Fong> Bb...Mark Twain wrote a book (small volume) that was all
one big fart joke...name escapes me at the moment
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<kend^> dex, i think that was ben franklin
<cease_> he came, he went
<klokwkdog> it was in the "external reviews", BB
<Dexter_Fong> =) Interesting theory k, but no.. it was MT
<Bunnyboy> I wonder what Tom, that olde "frent", is up to?
<klokwkdog> ya gotta klik on the links; no, I only read NZ press, tho I
do take a ride thru The Age now & again
<Dexter_Fong> Love that electronic highlighter of your klok =)
<Bunnyboy> klok: Ah, but you dont get the REAL gas until you go
internal!
<Dexter_Fong> Thank God were an all Gas family
<klokwkdog> any day now, any way now, but somehow, I think it is not
going to show in US...at least very long
<Bunnyboy> Thats it! The FST will have to open the next album with 7
minutes of fart jokes! Thatll leave George the C. in the dust.
<cease_> and win a grammy? at least a gassy
<TinyDrTim> Last word: Did you guys see the promo for the new animated
flick "Ice Age" (I think thats the title)?
<klokwkdog> its plaine olde Wordstar controls, DF; same as its always
been, same as its always been - werks in Netscape Composer, Messenger,
used to work in AIM, in Pirch 98, etc., etc. What, is it flashing up ur
screens?
<Dexter_Fong> Saw GC the other night on TV...seems more curmudeonly and
less funny than he used to be
<cease_> squeeze him right there and hell pass another one
<klokwkdog> ...as in "Ctrl U" to start/stop underline, "Ctrl I" to
start/stop Italians, etc.
<Bunnyboy> Speaking of Tom, that olde "frent", whars Doc?
<Dexter_Fong> No klok....just um commenting =)
<TinyDrTim> Anyway, its, I think, "The came, they thawed, they
conquered."
<klokwkdog> OK, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE DISTURBING YOU, DF
<kend^> dex:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/089804801X/qid=1016768740/sr=1-13/ref=sr_1_13/103-0366675-5703073
<Dexter_Fong> My eyes, doctor...my eyes
<TinyDrTim> vini vidi vici, just in other words, eh? Night, youse guise!
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<klokwkdog> nite TDT; hi Roto
<Bunnyboy> lo Roto
<cease_> the firesign did a promo for what must have been one of jackson
browns first shows in their Magic Mushroom show
<klokwkdog> they come, they go...
<Rotonoto> oh, new character enter...
<Bunnyboy> nite Lew
<cease_> by tiny
<FireBroiled> Nite lew and peg
<cease_> hi roto
<FireBroiled> Hey Ro
<Rotonoto> hi cat, hi all
<kend^> hey roto!
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<Dexter_Fong> Hi roto
<all> hi Roto
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<Rotonoto> hey, big crowd tonite
<Bunnyboy> But not fer long. Soups a-simmerin.
<klokwkdog> who ya calling big?
<Rotonoto> hey you musta been in the all brothers band?
<kend^> dex, be sure you check out that link, we both may be correct
<Dexter_Fong> kend....what a wierd coincidence.....there is a Mark Twain
book though...takes place at Queen Elizabeths court
<klokwkdog> sounds like youre in a stew, BB
<kend^> a connecticut yankee?
<kend^> no, that was king arthur
<klokwkdog> in King Arthurs Fart
<Dexter_Fong> Nope all Brits...farting away
<klokwkdog> one of them dream sequence novels
<kend^> gas from the arse
<Bunnyboy> Picked up the first season of OZ on DVD. Wow, the shows fun
in Season 5, but the first season RAWKS!
<Dexter_Fong> l33t
<klokwkdog> r00ls
<Dexter_Fong> Ive heard rumors that entire SCTV is going to be released
on DVD
<kend^> that would be nice
<Bunnyboy> Parse the arse, and dot the i for king!
<klokwkdog> for good behaviour?
<Dexter_Fong> Yes =) that would Roxor
<Bunnyboy> Dex: GET OUT! Where such rumours? A consumation devoutly to
be wished...
<cease_> whats up, roto?
<Rotonoto> SCTV would be well worth releasing on DVD- I might actually
go out and purchase a DVD machine thingy
<Dexter_Fong> Bb,Roto...article in NY Daily News today
<kend^> roto: you can get the basic ones on sale at wal/k-mart for under
$100. watch the fliers
<Rotonoto> nottin much, cat- jes woikin away da daze... :o)
<klokwkdog> last sale here: $70; plays DVD/VCD/CD/CD-R/CD-RW/MP3
<Bunnyboy> They have DVD players that FLY?
<Bunnyboy> Wow!
<Rotonoto> that must be an internal drive for computer, klok?
<Dexter_Fong> They be fly, Yo!
* klokwkdog looked, but ended up getting the anniversary sale $8.49
shoes "all man-made materials"
<kend^> when you hit eject, that disc comes out spinning
<klokwkdog> no, it was stand-alone DVD to fill your home entertainment
center
<Dexter_Fong> Itll take your head off
<Dexter_Fong> heh heh I said head
<kend^> damn! you had a "head" start there
<Rotonoto> ken: just the type that stands alone and hooks to TV, eh?
<Dexter_Fong> If you start my head....
<kend^> yes, dave
<Bunnyboy> At first glans
<Rotonoto> risky being risque in here...
<Dexter_Fong> 2 seconds Mr Y
<Mr_Yamamoto> Mostly listening tonite
<Dexter_Fong> Snowing up there MY?
* klokwkdog tries to listen every week; never hears anything
<Rotonoto> I can hear my monitor faintly humming, but almost drowned out
by roar of the HD spinning
<kend^> it is here, dex
<Mr_Yamamoto> It was raining, I havent looked out lately
<klokwkdog> its all cooling fans from here on out
<Bunnyboy> Roto: Were all of age. And were all women. Right?
<Dexter_Fong> First snow of spring here in NYC
<Mr_Yamamoto> My monitor hums, cos it doesnt know the words
<Rotonoto> iz kewel, man :o)
<cease_> van was covered with snow yesterday. nobody knew what to do
with it
<klokwkdog> ours melted
<cease_> almost made me want to move to australia
<cease_> even bought a pair of aussie boots
<kend^> my poor tulips have been through 4 snows and still havent
bloomed
<klokwkdog> matched The Straight Dope column Id read recently asking why
the Wicked Witch was melted by water
<Bunnyboy> cat: Sounds like when Mount Saint Helens blew. People
wandered outside and played with the ash like it was snow.
<cease_> indeed
<Rotonoto> klok: what is the answer?
<klokwkdog> I forget; it wasnt too satisfying...
<Dexter_Fong> It still aint =)
<Rotonoto> aw, I feel so let down by their vague, second hand answer
<cease_> my brazillian and mexican students had no idea what it was
<Bunnyboy> klok: cuz she was sugar and spice and everything nice.
<kend^> heh heh, Bb said "played with the ash"
<Dexter_Fong> Hit me with an Ashball
<klokwkdog> read it & weep:
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mwickedwitch.html
<cease_> isnt he your new attorney general?
<klokwkdog> no, thats Jerry Falwell
<cease_> he lost an election to a dead guy so now he gets to tell you
what to do
<Dexter_Fong> And composer of the new natural anthym...
<Bunnyboy> Cecil Adams most memorable answer (to my memory) was the
answer to the question: What if you ate nothing but bread? ("Man cannot
live by bread alone").
<FireBroiled> gotta have toast
<cease_> whole civilizations live on tortillas
<Bunnyboy> It involved pain, degradation and tons and tons of gas.
<klokwkdog> Whats the origin of "pumpernickel"? is germane to tonight.
Check the archive.
<Dexter_Fong> Sounds like the Hindenberg
<cease_> oh, the humanity
<Bunnyboy> Theres an album that should have a CD reissue: Albert Brooks
COMEDY MINUS ONE.
<kend^> wow, theres scholarly stuff there! Dr. Douglas A. Rossman,
writing "On the Liquidation of Witches"
<kend^> yeah, klok, i know that one
<Dexter_Fong> Dont know whether this is common knowledge but the radio
coverage of the Hindenberg was *not* live
<Bunnyboy> Albert Brooks routine on the rewriting of the National Anthem
is priceless.
<klokwkdog> Will cats eat their owners after the latter die? is another
good un
<cease_> read an articel in salon about some comedian who died recently
and is now more famous, but i forget his name
<Dexter_Fong> lol Cat
<kend^> something to do with farts
<Rotonoto> wow- more than I ever wanted to know about the wicked witch
of the west
<Rotonoto> "...and your little dog, too!"
<Dexter_Fong> not too, toto!
<klokwkdog> salon has gotten sad; Irish Times and Times of London will
start charging for content - its scary; nothing is free anymore
<Bunnyboy> I must get that wife of mine to FEED ME!
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<Rotonoto> Hand salute! Two! :o)
<klokwkdog> MORE SUGAR!
<Audrey2> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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<Dexter_Fong> How did he make his keyboard do that
<klokwkdog> a true vegan experience
<klokwkdog> its very complicated and electric DF. wait until youre
older
<klokwkdog> there are bees and spiders inside
<Dexter_Fong> I may not have the time klok =)
<cease_> yeah, they want me to pay for most of the stuff i want to read.
bummer
<Bunnyboy> Ya just hold the button down, it takes a life...erhm, takes
ON a life of its own.
<kend^> klok, i use yahoo for mail, decided i wanted to switch to eudora
(or something like that), checked yahoos forwarding policy, costs
$29.99/yr
<klokwkdog> yep
<klokwkdog> I am forced to use Eudora at work. Dont go there...
<Bunnyboy> Hooray for justice, in that dog mauling case. Go to jail, go
DIRECTLY to jail!
<Dexter_Fong> Eudoras welty
<Rotonoto> Eudora great, ken- also Poco and Pegasus
<cease_> indeed, bunny
<kend^> my other choice is mozillas inbred thing
<Rotonoto> Pegasus free. too
<cease_> you actually seem to have a real justice system in your country
<kend^> tnx, roto, might check them out. all i want is something where i
can set up folders and sort incoming
<Bunnyboy> And, speaking of horses, I gotta fly. Nite!
<kend^> bye, Bb
<cease_> by bun
<Rotonoto> only sometimes cat :o(
<Dexter_Fong> We do Cat....its just not very equitable
<klokwkdog> the free Eudora crashed one day and destroyed my Netscape
6.1 setup, and 2 or 3 other applications
<klokwkdog> nite BB
<FireBroiled> Hop on, bunny
<Rotonoto> nite bunster...
<Dexter_Fong> Night Bb
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<klokwkdog> it goes to Mars or something for a half hour after receiving
mail, before it shows in Inbox; must be written in Java interpreted by
VB engine or something...
<cease_> the woman who killed her kids got convicted despite her
insanity plea
<kend^> i have a friend who used outlook express, got virus, asked me
about it, eudora was only one i knew. shes having no problems with it
<klokwkdog> if she was able to plead, she wasnt insane. Texas law
<kend^> cat: she was definitely possessed by something
<Dexter_Fong> Cat, thats Texas...they *like* to kill people
there...sometimes legally, often not
<Rotonoto> I would steer her towards Pegasus (but Eudora fine)
<kend^> texas justice scares me
<cease_> i thought you wanted to move there, kend
<Dexter_Fong> They like that too k
<Rotonoto> you want the url? Free download
<klokwkdog> Oh, I had no problems for 3 months, except recurrent
thoughts of...well, I still might, so I wont say it...
<kend^> she doesnt use it enough to worry about it, roto
<kend^> cat, i dont think ill do anything wrong if i move there, thats
for sure :)
<klokwkdog> texas justice is oxymoron, Ken
<kend^> sure, dave
<kend^> pegasus.com?
<cease_> well theres molly ivins, jim hightower, timbuk 3 so it cant be
all bad
<Dexter_Fong> And if youre a moron, theyll try you anyway
<Rotonoto> I will look- qrx...
<kend^> gwbush.com is trying to draft hightower for prez
<klokwkdog> Eudora also has minimal HTML compose
<Dexter_Fong> huh?
<kend^> klok, i dont do html, so that doesnt bother me
<kend^> huh what?
<Dexter_Fong> gwbush draftin hightower?
<klokwkdog> I love html mail - the user-generated kind
<Rotonoto> http://www.pmail.com/
<cease_> for the army, perhaps. frontlines in afghanistan
<kend^> gwbush.com is a parody site, run by dems
<Dexter_Fong> ah.....
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<kend^> thanks, roto, going there now
<Dexter_Fong> Hi again B_E_B
<klokwkdog> what was news story, some paper (Wash Times?) took a parody
site at face value?
<kend^> wb, BEB
<Bone_E_Boi> Still wondering who the editors of Firezine are these days.
<Rotonoto> moonies are very serious people :o)
<kend^> about bush waving to stevie wonder?
<cease_> all these 7 am mornings are catching up to me and im falling
asleep on my keyboard
<cease_> see you next week, folks
<Dexter_Fong> And giving Ray charles a thumbs up
<Rotonoto> moonies own wash times
<klokwkdog> but did Stevie wave back??
<Dexter_Fong> Night Cat
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<FireBroiled> Bi Cat..
<bfwestley> TDT is essentially the editor, BEB
<kend^> nite, cat
<klokwkdog> nite...welll pooey
<Bone_E_Boi> Ah.
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<Dexter_Fong> Winnie the Pooey?
<kend^> some jerk from wash. times is on radio talk show once in a
while, i dont like him at all
<klokgetsabeer> (and I scored a whole half-case of Negra Modelo on the
way out tonite! yea!)
<Rotonoto> klokget Sabeer
<kend^> black model = iman? she married bowie, didnt she?
<Rotonoto> Klokget Sabeer- wasnt he some famous international financier
or sumthin?
<Dexter_Fong> A Duelist
<kend^> pirates use sabeers to fight with
<Rotonoto> never get a duelist and a shootist together
<Dexter_Fong> heh...too many possibilities here
<kend^> heroin junkie duel: who can shoot up first
<Rotonoto> at a minimum, yer gonna get severe powder burns...
<Dexter_Fong> "When I nod, draw your works
<bfwestley> im gonna go..bye
<kend^> bye, bri
<Dexter_Fong> Bye BF
<Rotonoto> bye bri...
<klokgetsabeer> nite bfw
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<klokwkdog> ahhhh
<kend^> mexican beer is good stuff
<Dexter_Fong> I like the worms
<kend^> i might still have a corona in the fridge. i know, some say that
isnt REAL mexican beer though
<Rotonoto> and why not? they have been disinfected for you!
<Dexter_Fong> I dont say that
<Dexter_Fong> Worms washed in the blood of the distillery
<Rotonoto> sacramental worms?
<Rotonoto> mus be in da book of holes somewhere
<Dexter_Fong> Yep...theyre wholly Holy
<kend^> actually there were FOUR of them there :) one is now opened and
partially gone
<FireBroiled> Doing the digital wink out, Nite All!
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<kend^> bye, fb
<Dexter_Fong> Night FB
<kend^> i dont do the lime thing, though
<Rotonoto> such hasty electronic retreats, all...
<Rotonoto> I prefer to take at least 2-3 minutes signing off (O-F) and
annoy everyone equally...
<Dexter_Fong> Lime thing...I think I love you
<Dexter_Fong> But I wanna know fer sure
<kend^> put the lime in the coconut.....
<Dexter_Fong> Sir it all up
<Rotonoto> thats V for victory, L for London, O for Oldenberg...
<Dexter_Fong> stir
<Dexter_Fong> VE DAY
<kend^> yeah, dont shake dat thang
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<Rotonoto> were going to use the better tequilla as we go into action
against these two individuals, Bob...
<Mr_Yamamoto> VE Days the fountain
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<Dexter_Fong> lol Roto
<kend^> dropping like flies (we wont weigh em)
<Rotonoto> ahhh- hes juting again!
<klokwkdog> I did the Lime Thing with Corona, but quickly got tired of
the beer; NM doesnt need anything, IMO, except to be consumed
<Dexter_Fong> But a nice closer =))
<Rotonoto> heh!
<kend^> just a closer walk with thee
<Dexter_Fong> 3 paces behind will do just fine
<Rotonoto> we caught him juting, sarge, but he denies everything...
<kend^> like the prince and the queen?
<klokwkdog> turn and fire?
<Dexter_Fong> And zip up that Burkha
<kend^> burkha king is having a sale!
<klokwkdog> LOL
<klokwkdog> a face only a truck could love
<Dexter_Fong> 3 miles to the next Burkha Shave sign
<klokwkdog> ooooh
<klokwkdog> so funny
<klokwkdog> so late
<kend^> the whoppers are FULLY wrapped for your pleasure
<klokwkdog> so tired
<klokwkdog> so long...
<kend^> nite, k
<Rotonoto> nite guy
<Dexter_Fong> Nite Brian =)
<klokwkdog> groan...CUall nxt time on funway
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<kend^> already in progress
<Rotonoto> by day, a mild-mannered computer programmer...
<Dexter_Fong> Because Progress is our Middle name
<kend^> by nite, a mild-mannered chatter
<Dexter_Fong> Pilgrims our first
<Rotonoto> and also because of planned obsolescence
<Dexter_Fong> Hope Airplanes arent built with planned obsolescence
<Rotonoto> so where is Low laying low?
<Rotonoto> nope- they use real rivets on them thanls
<kend^> theyre still flying those b-52s made in the 50s, and c-47s made
for dubya dubya two
<Dexter_Fong> Theres trouble in the lowlands
<Rotonoto> thangs
<kend^> swamp trouble
<Rotonoto> yep-er!
<Dexter_Fong> k..GW has his own kind of plane
<kend^> euclidean plane?
<Dexter_Fong> C-47?
<Rotonoto> deplane! deplane! (de midget!)
<kend^> c-47 a/k/a dc-3
<kend^> i flew on LOTS of them in the a.f.
<kend^> and twice on a c-130. not a good experience
<Dexter_Fong> Any landing you can walk away from.....
<Rotonoto> must be tiring as hell
<kend^> slow
<kend^> and low
<Dexter_Fong> welp....gotta eat something...food preferably...Ill email
the log to you ken
<kend^> funnel in back for when you had to piss, no option for number
two
<kend^> ok, ash, thanks
<Rotonoto> okey dokey, kendster...
<Dexter_Fong> Really big funnel?
<kend^> good nite, and enjoy the bites
<Dexter_Fong> Night all
<kend^> funnel leads to tube, right out the side of the fuselage
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<Rotonoto> ah, it is dex who desserts us now (cherry cobbler?)
<kend^> i had a wet burrito for lunch (2pm) and im still burping it
<Rotonoto> yikes
<kend^> double sour cream, light on the salsa
<Rotonoto> yum!
<Rotonoto> I actually like tham
<Rotonoto> them
<kend^> i do too, but those jalapeños kill me
<kend^> im not a very spicy person
<Rotonoto> egads! I just saw your line about no throne on a C-130
<Rotonoto> thats almost the worst part about flying...
<kend^> thats the c-47. i think there was a chem toilet on the c-130
<kend^> air show here several years ago, i rode on a ford tri-motor. no
bathroom on them, and they were commercially used as airliners
<Rotonoto> partly the chance of getting hijacked, partly the now
severely restricted bathroom privileges
<Rotonoto> yes, but that was a different era
<kend^> i asked the pilot how far they could fly before landing,
thinking about fuel, he asked me how long i could hold it
<Rotonoto> think about it- now matter how bad ya gotta og, if the plane
is within 30min of takeoff or landing, you will get attacked if you get
up and walk the aisle
<kend^> thats a weird plane, corrugated skin, every seat is an aisle AND
a window seat! 2 rows of 1
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<Rotonoto> yep, small planes back then
<kend^> hey rich
<Rotonoto> hiya freq!
<FreqMan> hellllllooooooo
<Rotonoto> long time no firechat
<FreqMan> everyone go to sleep???
<kend^> we nuts are still here
<Rotonoto> or sumthin
<kend^> im a macadamia, rotos a pecan
<Rotonoto> brb...
<kend^> if you speak portuguese, you can be a brazil nut :)
<FreqMan> put me on a peg...
<FreqMan> Im a walnut
<kend^> mumbledypeg
<FreqMan> winnepeg the pooh
<kend^> man, i toba!
<FreqMan> i ran
<kend^> i had a friend that moved to winnipeg, i was surprised how close
it was to u.s. when i looked on map
<kend^> they used to drive over for peanut butter, said they couldnt get
it there
<FreqMan> no peanut butter???
* Rotonoto loves pecans
<kend^> i thought that was universal
<kend^> they even dropped it on the afghans
<FreqMan> in the middle east they use seasame instead of peanuts
<kend^> falafel?
<Rotonoto> heck- all of Canada is right next to the US, so to speak :o)
<kend^> or is that tahini?
<kend^> well, winnipeg is only 50 m. or so
<FreqMan> gehsuntheit
<FreqMan> yes... tahini
<FreqMan> 130 km
<kend^> come to tahini, home of the grass skirted dancers
<Rotonoto> but they all speak canadian up there
<kend^> eh?
<FreqMan> heh
<Rotonoto> egg-zactly!
<kend^> just read today, guy on plane ordered something in french, stew
didnt understand, hes suing for hundreds of thousands
<Rotonoto> I used to live up there on the tundra for 3 years
<kend^> all canadians are supposed to be bi-lingual by law?
<Rotonoto> sounds strange enough to be true
<FreqMan> what did he order... oui oui?
<kend^> he was on air ontario
<Rotonoto> maybe it is only signs that must be bilingual
<kend^> circus freak show: the bilingual man. see the two tongues!
<FreqMan> is ASL bilingual?
<Rotonoto> see- everybody has social problems. That is *outrageous*!
<kend^> edward III should have killed all the french when he had the
chance.....
<FreqMan> its ok... just send em more tobacco...
<Rotonoto> too late now- gotta live with em, gotta love em
<FreqMan> and the french sure know how to love... eh?
<kend^> french eat lots of fat, have no heart problems. therefore, to
avoid heart problems, speak french
<Rotonoto> the Quebecois and the cajuns get together and divide the US
in a cleverly designed pincer attack
<FreqMan> oui oui!
<kend^> cajuns too busy chasing crawdads to do that
<Rotonoto> yah- and surviving flooda and torrential rains, etc.
<Rotonoto> floods
<kend^> and playing zydeco music :) i like that stuff even though i have
NO idea what theyre singing
<FreqMan> An they is good... I guarentee!!! I went to Mardi Gras this
year, and mudbug prices were low low low!
<Rotonoto> yeper zydeco rocks
<kend^> ive only had them in sauce at olive garden
<kend^> but i liked em
<kend^> look like shrimp, but sure taste different
<FreqMan> you gotta have em in a good crawdad boil... and suck those
heads for extra flavor.
<Rotonoto> so see- the french aint all that bad- left to themselves,
they mutate into more useful forms...
<kend^> heh heh, he said "head"
<FreqMan> for extra flavor...
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<FreqMan> uh oh... lost one...
<kend^> not sure i could do that, those little eyes looking at me....
<Rotonoto> he snuck out without paying homage- shocking!
<FreqMan> you dont suck em from the front... maybe Ive said too much
already.
<kend^> oh well, he will do it twice next time
<kend^> got a movie of it?
<kend^> one of these days, ill make it to mardi gras, or the jazz
festival, or something there
<Rotonoto> speaking (not) of "got a movie?"- I received latest CD
goodies from Mr. Earl today
<FreqMan> Its a strange and interesting city...
<kend^> mr. earl?
<Rotonoto> Earl Truss, the FST .mp3 connaisseur
<kend^> i had an overnight stopover there once on a trip, walked through
the french quarter holding my wallet the entire time to avoid being
mugged
<kend^> oh yeah, ive traded some stuff with him before
<Rotonoto> dont hold it out where they can see it
<kend^> it was in my front pocket, with my hand firmly over it
<Rotonoto> he has done a bangup job of sharing the .mp3 goodies! My hat
off to him
<kend^> line around the block at most of the jazz clubs, i didnt go in
<FreqMan> I stopped in for a short visit... Ive got to get back to
re-writing some scripts... The Texas Radio Theatres got monthly gigs at
the local Art Museum... (and I thought having a second child was a lot
of work)...
<kend^> come back any time, you know youre welcome, rich
<kend^> have fun
<kend^> g/nite
<Rotonoto> good job- keep it up- some will appreciate it...
<FreqMan> I love dropping by... you guys are soooooo coooool!
<kend^> 14 degrees here, downright COLD
<Rotonoto> dont we know it! :o)
<FreqMan> I havent gotten bride yet... is it swell?
<kend^> its "strange" for sure
<Rotonoto> cold as hell here tonite
<Rotonoto> front just blew through
<Rotonoto> Bride is great
<kend^> i havent really gotten into it, but not enough listens yet
<Rotonoto> think you will like
<Rotonoto> you get more each time through
<kend^> of course :)
<Rotonoto> 33 1/3...
<FreqMan> Next time I get a few more nickles Ill have to get it... what
classic album is it most similar to?
<kend^> not sure i can compare it to anything else
<FreqMan> classic firesign album that is...
<Rotonoto> hmmm- it borrows liberally- is sort a reprise
<Rotonoto> has a lot of Nick Danger, but more, too
<Rotonoto> lotsa sub plots as always
<kend^> too scattered to narrow it down to one
<Rotonoto> said to be, in a way, a reprise of all major albums to date
<kend^> and some minor
<FreqMan> is it the HYCB nick, the missing shoes nick, or the faces of
al nick?
<kend^> he nicked himself shaving
<FreqMan> HCYB that is...
<Rotonoto> good question but cant answer right away- bply HCYB a little
<kend^> bled to death over the sink
<kend^> styptic pencil *just* out of reach
<FreqMan> you always had a good sense of humor nancy...
<FreqMan> cant... reach... pencil....
<kend^> and it was an electric razor. go figure....
<Rotonoto> flip up the trimmers and they will cut too
<kend^> evil devices, yep
<FreqMan> I love those labels on electric hairdryers that warn you never
to use them in the bathtub - graphically
<Rotonoto> I love the future- its electric!
<kend^> some say not to use while sleeping!
<FreqMan> heheheheheh!
<FreqMan> they should have warning labels like that on your sun visor of
your car.
<kend^> i turn mine on when i go to bed, in the morning, my hair is
PERFECT!
<Rotonoto> remember the early-version DO Not Walk signs? I thought they
said "No Palm Reading" :o)
<kend^> damned gypsies
<FreqMan> grumbling gypsies... vait von moment...
<kend^> do male gypsies have crystal balls?
<Rotonoto> sing gypsy, sing!
<Rotonoto> laugh gypsy
<Rotonoto> drink gypsy...
<kend^> i grew up in fla, the palms there couldnt write, ergo, no palm
reading either
<Rotonoto> I dunno- the crystal ball is clearing- Alaska
<FreqMan> on that note... I walk slowly into the west... be swell, you
groovy dudes!
<kend^> i did harvest some heart of palm once, good stuff. but you have
to kill a palm tree to get it.
<kend^> nite, rich. later
<Rotonoto> later , gator...
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<kend^> yeah, its midnight, i should turn in too. nite, dave, im going
to close the log now, so say ANYTHING you want :)
<kend^> toodle ooh
<Rotonoto> hearts of palm begat hearts of space?
<Rotonoto> 73, see ya later...
<kend^> i used to listen to that show, on sunday 6am here
<kend^> bye
<Rotonoto> spacey!
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