Re: Signs the Antichrist is a Vegetarian - Jesus ate dead animals!
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell wormed his way out...
> On May 27, 5:30 am, yowie <yo...@thepub.lpg> wrote:
> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 17:22:49 -0700, Father Haskell wrote:
> > > On May 26, 5:48 pm, Velvet Elvis <nowh...@noplace.org> wrote:
> > >> Signs the Antichrist is a Vegetarian:
> >
> > >> 10. Instead of roasting the flesh of infidels, the fires of Hell
> > >> are now just used to roast marshmallows.
> > >> 9. Local organic gardens finding unprecedented crop yield when
> > >> planted in a pentagram configuration.
> >
> > > Reminds me. Anyone know how long it takes for shredded bible (or quran)
> > > pages to compost so they no longer rob nitrogen from good organic garden
> > > loam?
> > > Would peeing on them turn them into
> > > rich, dark, crumbly humus any faster?
> >
> > It would contribute extra nitrogen once it broke down and produced
> > ammonia. But... wouldn't shredded scripture still have sufficient
> > bull-shit content to counter the nitrogen sucking effects of decomposing
> > cellulose?
>
> Not sure even an earthworm would swallow it. I hate to
> dump persistent toxins into an otherwise immaculately
> kept worm bin.
Worms have enough brains to know not to eat that stuff, don't they?
That's why you can cut them in half and get two worms, right?
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St. Jackanapes
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Father Haskell
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell wormed his way out...
>
>
>
> > On May 27, 5:30 am, yowie <yo...@thepub.lpg> wrote:
> > > On Mon, 26 May 2008 17:22:49 -0700, Father Haskell wrote:
> > > > On May 26, 5:48 pm, Velvet Elvis <nowh...@noplace.org> wrote:
> > > >> Signs the Antichrist is a Vegetarian:
>
> > > >> 10. Instead of roasting the flesh of infidels, the fires of Hell
> > > >> are now just used to roast marshmallows.
> > > >> 9. Local organic gardens finding unprecedented crop yield when
> > > >> planted in a pentagram configuration.
>
> > > > Reminds me. Anyone know how long it takes for shredded bible (or quran)
> > > > pages to compost so they no longer rob nitrogen from good organic garden
> > > > loam?
> > > > Would peeing on them turn them into
> > > > rich, dark, crumbly humus any faster?
>
> > > It would contribute extra nitrogen once it broke down and produced
> > > ammonia. But... wouldn't shredded scripture still have sufficient
> > > bull-shit content to counter the nitrogen sucking effects of decomposing
> > > cellulose?
>
> > Not sure even an earthworm would swallow it. I hate to
> > dump persistent toxins into an otherwise immaculately
> > kept worm bin.
>
> Worms have enough brains to know not to eat that stuff, don't they?
> That's why you can cut them in half and get two worms, right?
Actually, one live worm and one dead one, since the brain and
vital organs are all located in the front half. But that's no big
deal, since earthworms are cannibalistic, and the dead half
becomes food for the rest of the bin -- if not food for its former
front end itself.
Praying mantises are a different matter. The male actually
has a well-organized clump of neurons in its tail end, which
is why it can continue copulation after the female decapitates
it.
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell father...@yahoo.com
twittered...
In elementary school we used to go out to the edge of the woods and
collect the alien species known as Praying Mantises. Whomever named that
beast not only gave it the obvious name due to it's stance when hunting,
but the wit involved in the name at the expense of predatory Christian
humans is absolutely astounding.
The male's ability to cling on and continue to copulate despite losing
what we would consider our most important organ of all is impressive.
That is if making a gazillion copies of oneself is the purpose of the
act. What I found equally impressive is the creature's ability to
continue clamping down upon my index finger with it's toothed - almost
barbed - arm-like pincers after I'd torn the head from the body, hoping
to save the end of my fingertip, lest I end up like Gary "Radar"
Dogdorff of M*A*S*H*.
In fact, I noted an almost instantaneous retaliatory increase of
pressure on the index finger after removing the head with it's bulbous
alien eyes from the body. The female of the species, as this
*extraordinarily* large specimen belonged to (maybe 10"), is much larger
than the male, and as in this experiment can almost remove the last
third of the index finger of a healthy American male at the age of 10.
FUCKING OUCH!