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Blonde House Painter~~~~~
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Maria T3
Mar 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/21/00
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Blonde House Painter
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so
she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband
leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same
time.
He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what
she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all
blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She
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that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
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> >> > > >> > FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
*~ Maria ~*
.YaSureRightWhatEva
Mar 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/21/00
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LOLOL
<Font Color="#FF0000">Patti <B></Font Color><Font Color="#000080">
Respect all fear none
Cls2crazy
Mar 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/21/00
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LOL!!
<FONT COLOR=#FF0000>~Teresa :)
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who
learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
for themselves</FONT>
Nettorfret
Mar 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/21/00
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FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.<<<<
ohhhh boy
snicker
Nettie
<font color="#006699"><B>How beautiful a day can be when kindness touches
it.<font face="webdings">YY
Mountie
Mar 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/21/00
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>FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.<<<<
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LOL =)
<font color="#0099CC"><B>A good friend will sharpen your character, draw you
soul into the light, and challange your heart to love in a greater way.
<font face="webdings">YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Pestus2
Mar 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/22/00
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>>FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.<<<<
:::groan::::lol
Pestus
My mind not only wanders...sometimes it completely leaves
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