goddamn fuckchop soup
Sharon
here!" Shouting in fury, he runs around the room naked except for his Helm
of Sarcasm +3, his Longsword of Sexual Disfunction -2 and his belt of
something or other.
2. <_Joshua_> Merideath: Hugging towards a better future... <_Joshua_> paid
for by the vamps for merideath foundation
3. <Sanguinarius_semi-AFK> Non-violent people are the best ones to beat up!
4. <Antius> "I drank WHAT?!?!?" -- Socrates
5. <skadi> hey, does anybody have a store near them that sells Dove's Blood
ink? | <LifFosimilis> skadi - No.. but we have a lot of pigeons around
here.. is that close enough? | <skadi> no | <LifFosimilis> I wouldn't mind
killing a couple of pigeons | <LifFosimilis> Especially for a charitable
cause
6. <Sangpoursang> i am compelled to share with you all here.... |
<Sangpoursang> i have the most beautiful bundle in pink, laying right here
at my feet........... | <Sangpoursang> making little baby sounds......... |
<vampb0t`> kick it! kick it!!!
7. * LastLocust wouldn't know i am not a man...
8. *** iCEhOT has joined #Sanguinarius <Panther}> lol, WB buttboy :P
9. <gzeroth> i.... am.... not... a..... female!!!!
10. <Isthme> Eating anything that is contaminated is bad for you, whether it
is your mother's brains or strawberry yogurt.
11. <Vanne> sex in german is sex | <Vanne> but sechs is six | <Arknight> the
Number of the Beast is an orgy, then? | <Vanne> sechs seks sex
12. <g0th> i am god... now you two humans stop your squabbling before i
devolve you
13. <LastLocust> Ok... you've given me my project for the week: to come up
with a new cool weird wedding ceremony <Sukmet> how about.. cutting your
hands and tying them together, saying bizzare words in Enochian, then going
and drinking champagne, and having sex during, " Who Killed Virginia Wolfe?"
14. <Isthme> I decline to reply on the grounds that it may prove
incriminating.
15. <Pijavica> change is good regardless of whether positive or negative
ppl learn from change and get complacent with stagnation <Isthme> THAT is
the cutest little hollow assumption/placation I have ever heard repetitively
over the last 20 years.
16. <LastLocust> Maybe love and hate are like softening and sharpening a
picture... they don't totally cancel each other
17. Corvus of the vampires list: "You cease to mourn the morning when you
celebrate the night"
18. <[awayish]Narradas> crap phone again | <Garrison> He's got to answer a
crap phone. | * Garrison imagines the mess.
19. <VKlaatu> I dont mind the guy next me having a wank as long as he doesnt
spray it every damn place and make a mess
20. <VKlaatu> "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud <Antius> Cigars
taste like crap- Antius
21. <Arknight> Lacking the wit to come up with a proper comeback to my
statement of the obvious, the Angel remains silent and hopes we believe he
went AFK... point, game, and set go to me :P -- It's good to be back!
22. <Ioshua> Bacon. | <fallen`star2> bacon? | <Ioshua> It's BACON!!! |
<Arknight> b,b,b,BACON | <Ioshua> What's in the bag? | <Ioshua> I CAN'T
READ!!! | <Arknight> POT! | <Arknight> IT'S CANNABIS!
23. <Angel_of_Inferno> Damn, sometimes I even make myself laugh. <skadi>
Angel_of_Inferno - you should be able to laugh at yourself; after all, the
REST of us are laughing at you.
24. <g0th> dont listen to anyone, do it the easy way. assume all are
roleplayers, then assume the outspoken ones are roleplayers with their heads
up their asses
25. <Pijavica> narradas is that an op symbol or do you wear your scrotum on
the side of your nick?
26. * skadi beats Sukmet about the head and shoulders with a large Unix
manual | <Sukmet> Your antagonism shows your sexual attraction.
27. <manes> damn you g0th. may your efficient scripting tactics land you in
hell.
28. <g0th> you! you been here 3 hour! you fuq off die....
29. <Sukmet> Shrug off the channel. It's like voodoo; will only harm you if
you believe in it.
30. <Bloodspice> I am a Satanic Vampire, can I still lay an angel??? |
::Sanguinarius:: No...but you can lay an egg!
31. <samael`deadsoul> my psychologist is a psi and doesn't even know it | *
VKlaatu pictures a shrink talking to a young man in black "you vant to BE a
character or do you vant to HAVE character?"
32. <VKlaatu> alienation sux
33. <Logant> hehehe, sleep is for the week; I'm so glad I don't have to do
that anymore!
34. <Morbidgirl> i can't stand nyquil, and it doesn't make you see purple
glitter and bats
35. <Madlink316> use an ice cube to get it hard, then break it off. [Talking
about removing wax from the computer monitor. -- What did YOU think? :P
lol]
36. <Merideath> they're beating people at the democratic convention | <g0th>
and that is why democracy works | <dark_r0nin> Alright, it's about time they
took a belt to those politicians
37. <VKlaatu> this has been a public service announcement by someone who
actually gives a fuck about honesty
38. <dark_r0nin> Surgeon General's Warning: Quitting blooddrinking now
greatly increases your risk of insanity.
39. <skadi> BLOOD: A lowfat, low sodium beverage. Contains no artificial
colors or flavors. No preservatives. Excellent source of protein. Not a
significant source of fiber. Contains: Blood. % Daily Value (%DV) for this
product has not been established by the FDA.
40. <VKlaatu> a smart ass I can deal with, a dumb ass I will not abide
41. <dark_r0nin> You know you've spent too much time in the channel when
"goth" looks wrong if it isn't spelled with a zero
42. <skadi> heaving bosoms are kinda cool. <Caelix> skadi, where are you
heaving those bosoms? <VKlaatu> here here <dark_r0nin> my my, that is a new
image for "heaving bosoms"; it's now an olympic event!
43. <LastLocust> Vagabond is such an out word <Morella`> No, it's timeless i
tell you! <dark_r0nin> I agree, vagabond will never be an "out" word
<VKlaatu> From Byron to RuPaul in 3 easy steps - the Romantic's glove box
kit - don't leave home without it!
44. <VKlaatu> I was in a shop earlier tonight and some idiots were oggling a
really annoying Britney Spears poster - well they could see my disgust and I
could see that they noticed, so I told then I found Miss Spears boring,
saying "I prefer my women so spooky they shit bats"
45. <Bloodspice> I look at humanity from a very inhuman light.
46. <VKlaatu> Pij, you just stole *MY* line, my lawyer will be in touch, LOL
<Pijavica> sorry vk, you must be rubbing
47. <VKlaatu> bloody squares, READ SOME DAMN Burroughs! <Pijavica> as in
edgar rice? <VKlaatu> as in William S!
48. <Oublie> tickling is bad.... | <Visigoth> so is sex. | <Sanguinarius>
only if you do it
49. <AutumnMoon> I wonder where all the brains are if ppl aren't getting
them anymore | <Sangi-roll`n-a-ciggie> in cats
50. <LastLocust> "Never underestimate the abilities of the mentally ill."
51. <Pijavica> we've even seen **shudder** some of us nude <Arknight> Pij,
you know you liked seeing Skadi in the raw :P <Pijavica> its actually cool
cassie its like a giant dysfunctional family <cassandravamp> like, with all
the bros and cousins you wanna kill? <Pijavica> skadi bet me....... i dont
have this nervous twitch for nothing
52. <skadifridr> Pijavica - 'getting screwed by em....you want him... with
rabid hyenas...
53. <Angel_of_Inferno> sorry some moron was asking me earlier if I was
REALLY an angel and if I knew God | <Angel_of_Inferno> I told him yes |
<Angel_of_Inferno> and that God told him to lick his forehead
54. <Sanguinarius> hey, when a feminist laughs, does she go "she-she-she"?
55. <^BabyDo||> strange is what makes the world spin and the heart beat and
the sky fall
56. <TKarrde> I pooped in to say heyas... | <Arky_AFK_ff1> Dalnet sh*tted
you into our room *snicker* | <TKarrde> you guys can say later: " Yeah, TK
was here... he came in and took a Sh*t and left | <TKarrde> see, DALnet
makes you shitty
57. <Sangi-hard-at-work-on-sumthin> Pretzel Soup = 1 package Cream of Tomato
Soup, 4 baked, salted pretzels, 1 package of tiny crispy pretzels, 1/2
bottle worcestershire sauce, 1/2 box of cheerrios and a sprig of parsley,
with a chicken bone thrown in for flavoring if desired
58. <LastLocust> Captain Kirk is my TV hero | <Pijavica> i thought pee wee
herman was | <LastLocust> close
59. <Id-bloodb0t> You might be a Vampire if you are immediately recognized
when you sign into Sangi's chan.
60. <Bloodletting> Perverts are people too goddamnit!
61. * AutumnMoon has sworn off sex - she's dating her handheld showerhead
now and is having a very intense and loving relationship finally heh
62. * skadi hops back into the bed and sits on Narradas again <skadi>
so...where were we? <Narradas> wrong channel lol <skadi> oh. shit. <skadi>
nobody saw that.
63. <D|SPLACER> ow me arse
64. * skadi grabs some handcuffs and whips and offers to test Narradas'
limits | <Narradas> I'm not a sub | <skadi> all the more fun for me
65. <skadi> you gonna go listen to my talk in HON? | <Narradas> hon? oh baby
| * Narradas blushes | <Narradas> oh in hon | * Narradas blushes even more
66. <Narradas> Diablos: no masturbating in channel | <Diablos> dammit
67. * Narradas directs diablos to a hole in the corner of the channel | *
Diablos hangs out his d*ck and pisses in the hole.....AHHHHHHHH. |
<Narradas> it's raining in #vampirismchat
68. * cene is lost:( <dark_r0nin> Found: One Cene. Short and Cute. Call
1-800-VAM-PIRE to pick her up. <Bateau> everyone leave cene alone, she's
mine <dark_r0nin> * dark_r0nin latches on to cenes leg <dark_r0nin> I won't
give her up, i've grown too attatched!
69. * VKlaatu tries to do a Vulvan mind meld with his Minolta X-7A <VKlaatu>
oops! <VKlaatu> *blush* <VKlaatu> thats VULCAN <VKlaatu> gadzooks, now THAT
was a Freudian slip! <cene> way to go with the freudian slips vk:)
70. <[awayish]Narradas> be one with the snail ChaosMage ;) | <VKlaatu>
sometimes you get the snail, sometimes the snail gets you
71. * Narradas is just a poor celibate mundane researcher :: <skadi>
Narradas - we ALL know you're a loaded kinky-as-hell were-slut
72. <Darkness_Rising> oh no! not the chickens again! <Panther\}> chickens?!
*Etchi-Meow laughs at demonic chickens <Generic_Sangi> I have a demonic
chicken in me <Panther\}> yes, Sangi has demonic chickens! lol
*Generic_Sangi 's face contorts and she bellows out a demonic sounding
*CLUCK!*
73. <nosferatu_> err, what is this..a rooster farm? <Narradas> if this is a
rooster farm, who's the chief cock?
74. <GhostChild> Just cause i am psi doesn't mean i don't crave a steak once
in a while
75. <deadkid> Vampire Advice Tip #109: We all know about stakes, crosses,
garlic and running water, but most people forget the power that a good .45
calibre pistol has over a vampire. It seems that they're particularily
sensitive to having their brains blown out. What strange, mystical creatures
they are!
76. <TurkeySteak> lastspoke TurkeySteak <TurkeySteak> AHH!! YOU DONT KNOW!!
<TurkeySteak> seen turkeysteak <TurkeySteak> have i killed it
<EnerujiDeragon> i belive so <dark_r0nin> you guys overloaded it, and it's
having some quiet time to itself *** bloodb0t
(sangu...@morpheus.nocturna.org) Quit (Ping timeout) <EnerujiDeragon>
woah. thats quiet time!
77. <skadi> Narr's a were-slut | <Arknight> Maybe he's not a were slut |
<Arknight> maybe you've gotta pay him | <Arknight> he's a were-man-whore :P
78. <TurkeySteak> Oh dear. 3 way squirrel sex :P
79. <D`s_Advocate> well since I'm drunk I'm off to feel sorry for myself and
jerk off in the bathroom :P
80. <Wolf_Kin> How big is the Black Goliath Lif? <LifFosimilis> They can get
up to 8 inches <LifFosimilis> But that's kinda rare.. <LifFosimilis> 6
inches is the average
81. <LifFosimilis> If God existed, I'd find a way to fool Him
82. <Singing_Itchy-Fruit> Ya can't fool God, though *Sangi sez ominously* |
<LifFosimilis> If God existed, I'd find a way to fool Him
83. *Darkness_Rising thinks that the chicken spasm has subsided.... ::
<dark_r0nin> forget the typo bug, we've got a friggin typo chicken here
84. <dark_r0nin> forget the typo bug, we've got a friggin typo chicken here
:: <Darkness_Rising> cluck cluck :: * dark_r0nin spreads chicken feed on the
ground :: <cene> I used to breed chickens and geese ..I am not afraid:)
::<Darkness_Rising> Ahhh....but were your chickens demonic? :: * Wolf_Kin
thinks with all this stuff about chickens mabe we should call Col. Sanders
:) :: <cene> mmmm KFC:) <Darkness_Rising> Mmmmm chicken
85. <Gwynvyd> support colds! its the only culture some folks have!
86. <Emperor_Arky> but Ice has the self control that he DIDN'T attack
someone. If he HAD attacked someone, his chances of getting a donor and
getting blood drop to zilch, because you don't find donor's in jail. You
might find Bubba, but he's more interested in your ass than in giving you
blood.
87. <VKlaatu> death is an old friend of mine - she has a cold nose and wears
pumps
88. * VKlaatu passes out razor blades <VKlaatu> just cut and shut up!
89. <VKlaatu> television - rich assholes of all colours trying to sell us
shit we dont need, blah
90. *** Panther\} has quit IRC (Quit: I want to die peacefully, in my sleep,
like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.)
91. <Madie> Vlad: You two have some fun for me tonight :) The last time I
went out and had fun...hmmm..I can't remember :) <Bloodspice> The closest
thing I get to do is get chased by cops in the cemetery
92. <Visceroth> Can somebody wipe my bottom pleeeeeeeeez? <Dennis21> no
toilet paper <Wolf_Kin> Don;t you hate that Visceroth ? <Visceroth> indeed
93. * Gwynvyd throws a Kilgon dildo at skadi * Visceroth eats it * Visceroth
grins mmmm,....ribbed <bloody-kisses> Oh my what on earth did I walk in on!
94. <Gwynvyd> what the hell was the topic? necrophilia? <RoseKitten> maybee
when my porn site goes up
95. <skadi> i listen to marilyn manson and i cut myself with razor blades
and drink the blood and i killed my cat to drink its blood! i'm a TEENAGE
GOTHIC VAMPIRE!!!
96. <skadi> damn you to the deepest dankest pit of all the nine hells,
Narradas
97. <Visceroth> Everyone knows at least *one* gay dog
98. <Visceroth> RoseK> You think our Anthem should be changed to Aussie!
Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! ? | <Arknight> Visc: Given the vocabulary of the
average austrailian, that might be a bit too complex. A series of grunts
might work better
99. <Gwynvyd> well I'm off like a cheap prom dress!
100. <Gwynvyd> ok.. put the crack pipe down and step away from your
computer!!
101. * Narradas decides on a cold shower <skadi> Narradas - forget to pay
the bill again? <mereheart> maybe he or she wants nipples hard
102. *** Quits: Narradas (Quit: ) <Ligeia`> oh i feel so sorry for that lil
boi <skadi> don't feel sorry for narradas, just tease the daylights outta
him. it's more fun. ;)
103. <Visceroth> Nothing is True. Truth is Illusion. If Life is Truth then
Life is Illusion= Let's all get drunk and steal roadcones
104. <ChaosMage> I'm tired of hearing the same shit from different bulls
105. <ChaosMage> My imagination is better than real girls <Visceroth>
Another valentines day card to your right hand? <ChaosMage> Right hand loves
me if I remember valentines day or not *vampyrebunny prefers 2 handed,lol
106. <TurkeySteak> just dont get started on those STUPID apocalyptic vampire
religeons that Mariguano got his ideas from <Morella> what apocalyptic vamp
religions are those? <TurkeySteak> the ones where the humans always end up
dead
107. <Morella> If your Lord is a shepherd.. doesn't that make you a sheep?
108. Tathaenhi--And we all know what happens to sheep.. pass the mint jelly?
109. <Sukmet> You're a Bad Person. Jesus doesn't Love you.
110. <AntonDeFreak> Im talking about my assignment damn you Narradas-
Twister of Words
111. * Narradas wonders if he can get a waterproof wireless keyboard..... *
AntonDeFreak wonders why Narrs keyboard would get wet...or
sticky...wait..he's celibate...self explanatory really
112. * Ligeia` presses up to her man and gives him a soft, gentle ans loving
kiiiiiiiiss <AntonDeFreak> anus loving? <iCEhOT> all this sex talk is making
me hard
113. <Ven_uk> we don't have cheerleaders here...well not until they make a
cheerleading song that goes 'Why the F*** are we out here in this godawful
weather?'
114. * skadi curls up on narr's lap * Ligeia` starts to hyperventilate
<Ligeia`> VEN!! SHIT! * Visceroth loves sexual politics
115. <Narradas> just wait till you see me skadi...you'll so regret your
teasing! <skadi> Narradas - oh? and why is that, my dear? <Narradas> 'cause
I\"m not <skadi> cuzyer not what? <Narradas> hot damnit hot LOL
116. <skadi> you love me :) <Narradas> lol no you love me <skadi> like a
funny drooling mentally-retarded cousin? of course i love you like that,
Narradas :)
117. * Visceroth spanks skadi with a ...a....erm...with Narradas!
<Visceroth> heh. there is no witty repost to that <skadi> i didn't know you
swung that way, Narradas! <skadi> see? i can make a witty response to
*anything*
118. <Ven_uk> ah, a little pain never hurt anyone...er, wait a minute..
119. <UPanther\}> i'm not getting any | <Ven_uk> don't worry hon, only a few
more months to wait :) | * Ven_uk grins cheekily
120. <Morella> well. i guess blood boogers is a much more important topic
than possible Dark Forces lurking in irc channels
121. * LifFosimilis knows Jujitsu, Tae Kwan Do, Ninjitsu, and about 15 other
Japanese words... :P
122. <Ven_uk> R0nin: set a permident | <`Id> what does permident do? |
<LastLocust> seals dentures ?
123. <dark_r0nin> Who wants to kill my siblings <dark_r0nin> I won't pay you
for it, but you'll make me a much better person
124. Immortal Vampires....i just find the whole idea so difficult to buy
into. Now, if it was immortal amazon beauties that went through the
centuries kicking ass, then
it would be perfect. -dark_r0nin on Vampire: the Masquerade : Redemption
125. <Arknight> Skadi, have I ever told you you're my hero when it comes to
lampooning Narradas?
126. <Jon_Hastings> Bullfight: 1 little man against a 1/2 ton of pissed-off
pot roast.
127. <Wolfy^> Fine REvel in your abhorition of the english language and
slaughter it with alll you can muster but remember this mister, it'll come
back and bite you in the ass someday!
128. * Arknight isn't big on drugs. Except alchohol. And I try to avoid that
now too. | <Wolfy^> cause you puked all over my house | <Wolfy^> you bastard
129. <rosekitten> id give u my chans list (LOL) BUT theres a few chans that
are kinda private :-p | <Wolfy^> Not your sex channels | <Visceroth>
#furniture_porn (watch that hot chair on chair action!!)
130. <Arknight> Why is it that dreams always end right when you're about to
get laid?
131. On cybersex: <iCEhOT> i dunno it's great to start with, then it's just
fun, then it's just boring | <Belindal> kinda like real sex
132. * skadi sings 'tell me...what could be better than a...swan dive...into
the asphalt...i don't know...what could be better than a...swan dive...into
the asphalt...'
133. <Bloodletting> I am God Liffy, you're screwed ;) | <LifFosimilis>
Bloodletting - You're God? | <Bloodletting> Of course | <LifFosimilis> That
being the case, if you had nuts, I'd kick you in 'em right here...
134. <Wolfy^> WTF is Sukmet? <Wolfy^> First word being where <skadi>
Wolfy^ - he's having netsex with your mom. <Wolfy^> Somehow I'm not
surprised skadi <Wolfy^> Mom was always looking at him like that
135. <Wolfy^> I'm going to kill myself | <Arknight> Here's some rope and a
bottle of sleeping pills. Good luck soldier. | <Wolfy^> thanks, these should
do nicely | <Wolfy^> i was hoping for something a bit more painful though |
* Arknight digs through the cupboards | * Arknight hands Wolfy a spork |
<Arknight> here ya go. | * Wolfy^ stabs the spork into his eye | <Wolfy^>
Wow, now that's perspective
136. <dark_r0nin> drugs. crack. a jedi knight wants not these things. but
smoking it Luke probably is. get some where can i?
137. <SeraphimChilde> Save the Werewolves! Vampires need pets too!!!
138. <Zygos> Arknight: You should know that we can only crucify
ourselves.... <Arknight> Zygos: Incorrect. Gimme 2 planks, some nails, and a
2x4 to club the victim with and I can crucify anyone.
139. <regarding a channel quotes list page> * Arknight cringes undeer the
channel's(females) wrath and whimpers... ok, ok, I'll get it up...
<Arknight> ... that just sounds wrong
140. <SphynxCatVP> Blood is thicker than water.....and much tastier!
141. <SphynxCatVP> I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat
*veggies*! | <Arknight> Thaz cuz you never clawed your way up there, your
ancestors did the work for ya :P
142. <Armanth> epicenter of the universe, god speaking...can I assist you?
143. <Wolf_Kin> LOL Ark,I don't want Skadi mad at Me <Arknight> Aw you wuss
<Wolf_Kin> LOL Arknight, she can Hurt me. <Arknight> So can I, gimme a 2x4
:P
144. <Arknight> Skadi: You want ne? <skadi> Arknight - do i want you? well,
no, notreally... and isn't asking in front of Tath a BAD idea? <Arknight>
That's japanese for 'no'. thus 'You want, no?' <skadimundr> no. no i don't
want you <Arknight> that's fine, my fiance would have a fit :P
145. <CountChocula> hooray for phallic gestures
146. <Slayn> I have a question.. <Bloodspice> All questions must be
submitted in writing with full name and address with SASE; thank you, please
come again!
147. <ChaosMage> I'm not -really- that concerned with tact
148. <Arknight> Actually, if you want the answers to life, the mirror is
usually the best place to find them <Morella> only if you can use it to look
withIN, ark
149. <Arknight> You're the only one who determines your reality, letting
other people tell you what your life is about is stupid. Different
viewpoints are good, but they are NEVER more important than your own
<ChaosMage> Ark: Actually, people let other people define reality all the
time. <Morella> yep; tis called television, isn't it?
150. <Slayn> look - I'm damn catholic - I know nothing <Morella> gee.. never
thought I'd hear one of them admit it!
151. <ChaosMage> You don't find out, you know, and then you are.
152. <Bateau> someone tell turkey that I'm not talking, and you're all just
pretending that I am so he'll go insane
153. <Darknessembrace> Anyone here ever had a Chesapeake bay Retriever?
<Madie> no <LastLocust> that sounds serious <LastLocust> is there some sort
of antibiotic they can give you for that?
154. <Arknight> jesus mcfuck <Arknight> there were only 85 of them this
morning. <Arknight> you people have serious verbal diarrhea -Arky in
response to the quotes list
155. * Gwynvyd grabs the jump rope, and hog ties down Skadi! <skadi>
AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! * skadi tries to kick <Gwynvyd> eh hush.. ya know you
like it.. LOL <skadi> well yeah <skadi> but it's the principle of the matter
156. <Pijavica> arky remember this..... | <Pijavica> its just energy, and
its all about the women! | <Arknight> so you're saying throw dildo
constructs at her until she stops fighting?
157. <Narradas> yes. I fear the salami
158. <TurkeySteak> if anyone can send me tired energy to make me go to sleep
sooner <ChaosMage> Turkey: You don't send tired energy you take wakey energy
* cene sends TS sleepy vibes...you are a sloth...feel the sleeeep....:)
159. <cene> how do you know she is bigger than me? | <skadi> oh | <skadi> um
| <skadi> because you got a little nick | <skadi> and she gots a BIG nick
160. <Sukmet> The devil is my master. He gives me money to kill old people,
and steal babies and sell them to Argentinians.
161. <Mirae> I mean my gut reaction to when someone gets cut is can I see
that <Mirae> but then I know I am supposed to be sympathetic and all I can
think is yum
162. <Narradas> Benronin: @ means you've been stalwart enough to stay here 2
months. + means you're super cool :P <skadi> and what does 'Narradas' mean?
<Arknight> Skadi: Fuckchop. ;)
163. <Arknight> Seth, it's too early to kill us all. Wait til we're all
about to sleep anyways, you inconsiderate bastard
164. <Erisian> In fact, I love all of you. | <Arknight> Seth: But you can't
stick that in me, no matter HOW much you love me | <Erisian> Bill, I've seen
your insides. All over the kitchen floor in fact. You don't need to be
embarrassed.
165. <Benronin> How do you know anyone you've met online is a real vamp? All
online text could be lies... <skadi> vee haf VAYS off findink dese tinks out
166. <skadifridr> Erisian - yeah? well, um... i'm a 4th generation Brujah
and i'm gonna kick yer ass!
167. <Narradas> You know skadi, if you insult me much more, I really will
start to think you're in love with me :) | * Narradas pets skadi fondly on
the head | <skadifridr> Narradas - but if i'm <shudder> NICE to you, won't
you think the same thing? | * skadifridr bites Narradas on the arm |
<Narradas> foreplay?
168. <Arknight> silly ark. Pij IS a horny old bastard. :: <Pijavica> yup but
an honest one ;o) :: <Arknight> Yeah but that doesn't explain the undies on
your head.
169. <Drunkies> size doesnt matter! <skadi> ANY woman who says size doesn't
matter is _LYING_ <Armanth> hang on measuring something...
170. * Arknight pulls out a 2x4 and chases Narr | * Arknight knocks Narradas
out cold | * Arknight then pulls out some planks | * Arknight turns and
rallys the crowd | * Arknight ties Narr to the planks and puts them up...
Inverse Crucifixion! | * Narradas wonders if he could still kiss this
way..... | * skadi offers to help Narradas find out | <Arknight> Young,
bound, and in love.
171. <waaagh> Visceroth: I am the first messiah in a non-prophet religion.
Go figure =)
172. * Morella has very little patience with the cult of bob <Morella> they
really ARE a cult, didyaknow? seriously, they are! * Morella is serious
<Visceroth> Morella> yeah they are weird
173. * Morella has very little patience with the cult of bob <Morella> they
really ARE a cult, didyaknow? seriously, they are! <Visceroth> yeah they are
weird. but they are no worse than xtians <Morella> well, thats like saying
being strangled is no worse than being burned to death, isnt it?
174. <Visceroth> Everyone knows Money is the New God anyway <waaagh> I must
be an Atheist, I'm Broke.
175. <Shazier> tits a bit nipply out, breast we go whack inside
176. <Narradas> ok this is vamp support folks not #vampsex and not
#vampinfection and not #vampdouche
177. <Visceroth> I really worry about myself sometimes you know <Narradas> I
worry about you too Visceroth
178. <Ven_uk> so, it looks like I just missed a good convo hmm? <Narradas>
it was decent. On possession :) <Ven_uk> a guy I know got 5 years for that a
while back
179. <Narradas> eh? when did we end up in bed?
180. * skadi finds it slightly ironic that Narradas is gonna be sharing a
room with a bunch of females while *I* will be sharing a room with a bunch
of *guys* | <Narradas> it's not ironic, it's smart :)
181. <skadi> okay | <skadi> i'll say it | *** skadi was kicked by Narradas
(Narradas) | <Narradas> she was going to be mean
182. <Ven_uk> I could not, would not, on a boat, <Ven_uk> I will not, will
not, with a goat, <skadi> unless you're from scotland or new zealand
<Ven_uk> no that's sheep. get it right :)
183. <Brittania> I wAANA be Quoted!!! | <Brittania> I'm never quoted!!
184. <Dennis21-FOOD> turkey..... * Dennis21-FOOD wanders off <TurkeySteak>
TURKEY!! * TurkeySteak runs *** TurkeySteak has left #Sanguinarius
185. <Slavegrrl_> damn my train of thought left without me
186. <Pijavica> piercing the darkness? the lifestylers guide to the vamp
world? roflmao
187. * waaagH is currently a spaghetti vamp...I am enhancing my lifeforce
with pasta
188. <MysteriousStranger> No chance turning over the world order. Please
reboot and try again later. ;-))
189. <MsSerpentX> Jesus died on the cross because he forgot his safeword
190. <MsSerpentX> Yeah, I found Jesus... I tied his ass up, threw him in the
trunk of my car and drove around for an hour. Yanno what? He didn't do a
damn thing for me! | <Arknight> that's not the way it works MsSerpentX |
<Arknight> You're supposed to beat Him like a pinata until salvation pops
out | <MsSerpentX> Oh ok
191. <Narradas> wow this channel has gone to new levels :) | <Caelix> i
think you mean sunk Narr
192. <Panther\}> heaven forbid, Narradas be mean!
193. * Narradas counts down the seconds until Ven kills him :: <Ven_uk`> no,
I'm not going to kill you :: <Ven_uk`> the crows will do that after I
castrate you and crucify you upside down on a red hot iron crucifix
194. <Arknight> you're really not that far away, you should drive over here
sometime before the roads become solid sheets of ice :P <skadi> Arknight -
not that far away as the crow flies, no, but, see, there's kinda sorta a
HUGE F***ING *LAKE* between us <Arknight> Skadi: technicalities are for
pansies.
195. * Narradas holds out his hand to Arknight Come to the darkside! ::
<Arknight> Narradas, I RUN the dark side. :: <Narradas> shite. so much for
my job aspirations
196. * skyvlad1 Sky grabs Vlad's butt & tries to seduce him to get in the
hot tub :) | <Arknight> Dude, it's sex, this is irc, get yer ass offline and
into that tub | *** skyvlad1 (~sky...@c04-201.012.popsite.net) has left
#sanguinarius
197. <bloody-kisses> Yah only lesbians and 40 year old men who want me
because I like to be spanked hit on me <bloody-kisses> Oh christ wrong
window
198. <Wolfy^> I'll chew out your eyes, and move the furniture every day
199. * cene s ex got stripped and had his genitals covered with permanent
black marker when he was drunk...still have photos:) :: <Wolfy^> I did that
sober once :: <Wolfy^> but it sure was fun
200. <ScArrEd_AngEL> Damn... I need to pee | <ScArrEd_AngEL> But the toilet
is faaaaaaaaar away
201. <ScArrEd_AngEL> Everyone should have a tube going from penis to
toilet...
202. <SeraphimChilde[sick]> Damn I wish I was cool enough to have a quote.
203. ::MysteriousStranger perks at Sangib0ot:: yeah, little smartass, you
know me better than most animated beings... | <Sangib0t> I was young, and I
needed the money!
204. <Sangib0t> <Sukmet> You're a Bad Person. Jesus doesn't Love you. |
<`Id> I'm so bad Jesus doesn't even exist.
205. <Bloodletting> Ack..I have a cramp in my left thigh and my right foot
fell asleep <Bloodletting> To bad I'm not a guy, I could blame it on too
much wanking :P
206. <slayn> Anybody ever heard of a webpage telling us how to do excorcisms
<slayn> I just need to do one... no matter
207. <slayn> some albino demon is after me | <slayn> half of his face is
like deformed | <`Id> LOL. It's Elric | <`Id> Elric is chasing slayn |
<slayn> is that good?
208. <Arknight> skadi, haven't you ever read Michael Moorcock? | <skadi> no
| <Arknight> you poor thing | * Arknight patpats Skadi | <Arknight> don't
worry, the local library can fix you | <insert ominous silence from skadi> |
* Arknight notes that he likely just mortally offended skadi and she's now
plotting his demise. Yay!
209. <Arknight> Got a spell to rewind time by about 2 months skadi? :P |
<skadi> um | <skadi> no | <Arknight> how about fast forward 2 months? :P |
<skadi> well | <skadi> actually | <skadi> get a bottle of everclear |
<skadi> and drink till you fall into a coma
210. <Arknight> Seth, why is your answer to everything death? Torture works
too y'know | <Wolfy^> Torture is fun, but death gives you a satisfaction
that noone can take away | <Sukmet> Bill, I'm all about death | <Sukmet> If
I stopped now, I wouldn't be me. | <Sukmet> It'd be like denying that sacred
part of me that some people call religion
211. <LastLocust> The Donnas are like the Ramones but with bigger breasts
212. <skadi> and he's picking my ass up tomorrow night | <Ven_uk> what about
the rest of you? | <skadi> Ven_uk - possibly my boobs, too? i dunno
213. [Dennis Miller TV show] ...I believe America thrives on new blood |
<SphynxCatVP> That's 'cause we got a bunch of vampires as politicians!
(wisecracking to the TV) [Dennis Miller TV show] Garlic is *NOT* a cologne!!
214. <Ven_uk> (Best computer jokes and errors): Error! No keyboard detected.
Press F1 to continue.
215. <Wolfy^> Watch your ass, cause thas me biting it!
216. <Wolfy^> You know, it's not bad enough, this whole b0t quote thing, but
my friends, the people i work with, my parents, they all fucking quote me!
man i must be funny or something
217. <Arknight> sheesh <Arknight> I can't type. <Jon_Hastings> Ark, mate...
Nothing new about your lack of typing ability... Just like the rest of us
<G> <Arknight> Jon: I hold myself t a higher standard ;) * Jon_Hastings
laughs at Arky's comment
218. -Snow_Angel- I have added you to my: (FRIEND) list ! I will now
autojoin a channel if you invite, stop you from triggering any flood
protections and give you special FRIEND replies by my script ! <=- °SD v11
PrO° -=> <dark_r0nin> I feel SO special now.
219. <GhostChild> reality? *blinks* what's that? <Morella> it's for those
who cannot handle drugs.. I think...
220. * Memm grins a verry stupid grin | * Memm is happy | <Arknight> ...
MEMMY GOT LAID! | <Memm> nope | <Memm> got hugg and kiss ... but from this
person twas enough ;) | <Arknight> ... MEMMY'S GONNA *GET* LAID! ;)
221. <KinkySlaveGr> convo goes like this: KinkySlaveGrrlFromUrAnus: bruk!
bruk! bruk! Brave_chicken: what do u want? KinkySlaveGrrlFromUrAnus: kfc?
222. <Caelia> goddamn, why does my cat smell so bad? it's devastating in
here.. *opens bed curtains* time for Persia-cat to go the hell outside, i
dont care how cold it is | <SphynxCatVP> Is it time to clean the litterbox?
| <Caelia> i dunno maybe he farted or something. i picked him up and the
smell was atrocious. he's not old enough to fart with impunity. he's only 3!
223. <Scendera_> wait, if I get it my macs will outnumbers my pcs |
<Scendera_> pathetic lol | <Lystro> how many macs at current? | <Lystro>
more than 0 is bad
224. <Slavegrrl_> coke is good coke is great I surender my will as of this
date. | <Slavegrrl_> Sorry simpson moment
225. <Morella> LadyNocturnal, do you have a webpage perchance? <DawnRazor>
Morella: No, she doesn't...But you can see her naked pics on my webpage!@
226. <SoulSteal> steal from one source and it's plagiarism <SoulSteal> steal
from many and it's research
227. <Sukmet> Just because I'm all of yous's saviour, doesn't mean you can
treat me like it. | * Arknight stabs Seth with the Spear of Destiny again |
<Arknight> shut up and bleed for my sins, bitch.
228. <Sukmet> Hey... suck my crucifix.
229. * Wolfy^ thinks ChaosMage is being possessed <Wolfy^> hehhe, not
really, but kinda <ChaosMage> Possessed how and by what and not again
damnit!
230. <Anhkharu> hell if worse comes to worse I'll sell my soul...errm
services as an HTML editor <sarasvati> Anhk...if you sell your soul, use
e-bay ;)
231. * sarasvati might sell her soul for a cup of blood right now... *think*
or maybe I already did that awhile back...
232. <Wolfy^> Just buy a frigging meat hook and stick the closest available
neighbor on it!
233. Aarisa lost her milk under two years ago
234. <'lostsoul> how many lost souls are there?
235. <D's_Advocate> Life is a nasty cough.
236. <UnknownSoul> i am a christian so i am biased on this subject
<Bloodspice> I am a Satanic Vampire, so I am biased on this subject even
more... heh
237. <BloodStone_> BRB....potty lurk <Morella> he is lurking in the potty?
<Morella> shouldn't that be lurching TO the potty? * Morella ponders
<Pijavica> not if he's the tidy bowl vamp <sarasvati> tidy bowl vamp...now
THAT makes me afraid to sit down.
..
238. <VKlaatu> well at least we dont see TOO much misinformation here about
cutting and other sang related things of real importance, but clowns with
retractable fangs get to be WAY too much <Arknight> I would personally find
a clown with retractable fangs hilarious
239. <JeweleKitten`> the world sucks doesn't it? <VKlaatu> not hard enough
240. <SphynxCatVP> I have people telling me getting into my head is like
trying to get into Fort Knox <Tiamatu> *knock, knock* ;)))))) * Arknight
knox on SC's head <Arknight> ... We're gonna need the power drill boiz!
241. <AntonDeFreak> Your future is like a good woman Betrayer: you have to
work hard to make it come the right way, but when it does...well, nuff said!
242. <VKlaatu> besides, I doubt that you could possibly be as much of a
disaster area as I am, so take heart <VKlaatu> not that that's much
consolation
243. <Visceroth> Don't put yourself down VK, there are others who will do it
for you, and it is rude to deny them the privilege! ;-) <VKlaatu> They
usually don't know me well enough to do an adequate job of it either.....
244. <VKlaatu> FrontPuke blows gooey chunks all over the Net <Arknight>
unfortunately said gooey chunks ARE all over the net <SphynxCatVP> bg sounds
blow gooey chunks all over the net too
245. <Tiamatu> ALL: sorry, was cut off... what did I miss in private chat?
:) <Arknight> The meaning of life :P - can only be told once, too.
<Arknight> Too bad. ;) <Tiamatu> Ark: sorry dude, already knew that one: To
pester Arknight! ;)))) <Arknight> you told them all! NOW how much free time
you think I'll get? :P
246. <Narcosynthesis> thank you...hopefully I will pass inspection and be
welcomed back here <Narcosynthesis> I'd say keep your fingers crossed, but
you know...crosses and all...
247. <Narradas> wow. I don't know whether to be honoured or afraid for my
soul ;)
248. <fdragon> anyone seen g0th lately? <Wolfy^> yeah, I ate breakfast with
him this morning <Wolfy^> He was on the milk carton
249. <_Bane_> people suck dick, that's all there is to it
250. <Visceroth> Rage Against the Machine has broken up? Will the torment
never end!!
251. <AntonDeFreak> D Advocate pisses me off, but he says some funny shit
<Morella> you said a mouthful there, damn, if he even POs you, imagine how
he affects my delicate sensibilities.. heh <AntonDeFreak> Indeed. How many
times I've come a bee's dick away from kicking him you'll never know.. *
Morella assumes that a bee's dick is very tiny indeed...
252. <VKlaatu> three cheers for the Community <VKlaatu> *fart fart fart*
253. <Arknight> I want to climb the Eiffel Tower and throw bags of flaming
poop. Juvenile yes, but it'd be hilarious until the mob caught up.
<JewelKitten`> I just learnt what alt f4 does..
254. * AntonDeFreak invented a new goth category word the other day
<AntonDeFreak> Bohemi-Goth! <VKlaatu> then there's beat-goth <AntonDeFreak>
I've seen BeateN-Goth, bleeding in the gutter...but not Beat-Goth...
255. *** Vanne is now known as Vanne`uploadingcrap <VKlaatu> wow, how does
one fit feces through a phone line? <AntonDeFreak> Easy, talk shit :-)
<Arknight> VK: You could quote scripture over the phone...
256. <Wolfy^> I'm a thousand terrible things that can happen
257. <Cephalic_Carnage> if you won't vote nader, then vote cephalic carnage.
i will demand free blood and corpses for the masses <Tathaenhi> Ceph I don't
WANT premade corpses <Tathaenhi> I wanna make my OWN <Pijavica> i'll take a
corpse light please
258. <VKlaatu> in that case I'll get my belt....... <Wolfy^> ooooooooo a
belt VK you're so naughty <VKlaatu> naughty, hell, I'm NASTY!
259. <Armanth> I get paid 9.38 an hour to sit on my ass and tell people
where their orders are... <skadi> i get paid 2.65 to run my ass off and
*take* orders :P <Wolfy^> I get paid to be difficult <Pijavica> I get paid
to check people's shorts ;o) <Wolfy^> me too, cept, its usually done against
their will
260. <^DarkLight^> Catholicism - Two thousand years of blood, carnage and
slavery can't be all wrong!
261. <sarasvati> I love the work :) it's a 50-50 split on who's better
though...people don't typically slip collars and go running off through the
neighborhood, but dogs don't sue so much
262. <Wolf_Kin> Caelix,could you actually be developing one of those things
called a conscience?? <Narradas> I gotta get me one of them from ebay
sometime <skadi> is that like a polaroid?
263. <_Bane_> Mmmm... | <D`s_Advocate> HARDER! | <D`s_Advocate> AAAAAAA~!!!!
| <_Bane_> wow... you're wonderful D`s_Advocate... | <D`s_Advocate> i try :P
264. <mereheart> what do I have to do for attention around here? <VKlaatu>
mereheart - you have to either be a blatant poser or play really sick games
or get brutally honest
265. <Dakisha> Never argue with an idiot. they drag you down to their level
then beat you with experience.
266. <skadi> if vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made
from? <sarasvati> of course, and if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do
humanitarians eat?
267. <BloodStone_> Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it
remains so popular?
268. <BloodStone_> I can only please one person a day, and today ain't your
day... (tomorrow ain't looking good either).
269. <Dakisha`al> I've decided that if you plan to get drunk, plan to get
very drunk... You can't regret what you can't remember!
270. <Wolf_Kin> DarknessEmbrace,what lesson have you learned from this?
<DarknessEmbrace> not to listen to a damn word that Narradas says?
271. <VKlaatu> well at least my cats can stand me tonight - they weren't
coming anywhere near me last night <Morella> heh. you know yer in a
dangerous state of mind when your cats won't go near you...
272. <Bloodspice> We do everything that the holy bible tells us not too. |
<Zygos> So in other words...your a sect of christianity....
273. <Obsidian_Butterfly> why are vampires such stupid, shallow, arrogant
assholes? <Sanguinarius> cause we're vein? ;)
274. <Sukmet> I've been told that everyone has a hole in their soul that
never goes away, no matter what. Mine's really starting to piss me off.
275. <Sanguinarius> I need to clone myself, dammit!
276. <sapphire-kitten> LOL Jon_Hastings
277. <Narradas> quick, hide the bodies, skadi get dressed, Jon wipe the BDG
off your face, we're getting company :P
278. <skadi> big meanie <Narradas> aww I'll make it up to you <skadi> and
how are you gonna do THAT? <Caelix> sex, stupid:)
279. <sl0bber> the day is so stupid, people could get so much more done at
night
280. <Caelix> May a thousand camels weave your armpit hair with dental
floss.
281. <Zyd> virgins have issues
282. <Arknight> Yes Skadi has eclipsed me in the art of making fun of
Narradas. I'm still the best at broiling Pyramus though ;)
--
Mhzjunkie
Sharon
32. <VKlaatu> alienation sux
112. * Liguria` presses up to her man and gives him a soft, gentle ands
loving
kiiiiiiiiss <AntonDeFreak> anus loving? <iCEhOT> all this sex talk is making
me hard
113. <Venn_auk> we don't have cheerleaders here...well not until they make a
cheerleading song that goes 'Why the IF*** are we out here in this god-awful
weather?'
114. * skadi curls up on nark's lap * Liguria` starts to hyperventilate
<Liguria`> VENN!! SHIT! * Viscera loves sexual politics
115. <Narradas> just wait till you see me skadi...you'll so regret your
teasing! <skadi> Narradas - oh? and why is that, my dear? <Narradas> 'cause
I\"me not <skadi> cozier not what? <Narradas> hot dam hot LOL
116. <skadi> you love me :) <Narradas> lol no you love me <skadi> like a
funny drooling mentally-retarded cousin? of course i love you like that,
Narradas :)
117. * Viscera spanks skadi with a ...a....arm...with Narradas!
<Viscera> heh. there is no witty repost to that <skadi> i didn't know you
swung that way, Narradas! <skadi> see? i can make a witty response to
*anything*
118. <Venn_auk> ah, a little pain never hurt anyone...err, wait a minute..
119. <Panther\}> I'm not getting any | <Venn_auk> don't worry hon, only a
few
more months to wait :) | * Venn_auk grins cheekily
120. <Morella> well. i guess blood boogers is a much more important topic
than possible Dark Forces lurking in IRC channels
121. * LifFosimilis knows Jujitsu, Tae Kwan Do, Ninjas, and about 15 other
Japanese words... :P
122. <Venn_auk> R0nin: set a president | <`Id> what does president do? |
<LastLocust> seals dentures ?
123. <dark_r0nin> Who wants to kill my siblings <dark_r0nin> I won't pay you
for it, but you'll make me a much better person
124. Immortal Vampires....i just find the whole idea so difficult to buy
into. Now, if it was immortal Amazon beauties that went through the
centuries kicking ass, then
it would be perfect. -dark_r0nin on Vampire: the Masquerade : Redemption
125. <Arknight> Skadi, have I ever told you you're my hero when it comes to
lampooning Narradas?
126. <Jon_Hastings> Bullfight: 1 little man against a 1/2 ton of pissed-off
pot roast.
127. <Wolf^> Fine Revel in your abortion of the English language and
slaughter it with all you can muster but remember this mister, it'll come
back and bite you in the ass someday!
128. * Arknight isn't big on drugs. Except alcohol. And I try to avoid that
now too. | <Wolf^> cause you puked all over my house | <Wolf^> you bastard
129. <rose> id give up my chins list (LOL) BUT threes a few chins that
are kinda private :-up | <Wolf^> Not your sex channels | <Viscera>
#furniture_porn (watch that hot chair on chair action!!)
130. <Arknight> Why is it that dreams always end right when you're about to
get laid?
131. On cypresses: <iCEhOT> i don't it's great to start with, then it's just
fun, then it's just boring | <Belinda> kinda like real sex
132. * skadi sings 'tell me...what could be better than a...swan dive...into
the asphalt...i don't know...what could be better than a...swan dive...into
the asphalt...'
133. <Bloodletting> I am God Iffy, you're screwed ;) | <LifFosimilis>
Bloodletting - You're God? | <Bloodletting> Of course | <LifFosimilis> That
being the case, if you had nuts, I'd kick you in 'me right here...
134. <Wolf^> WET is Sukmet? <Wolf^> First word being where <skadi>
Wolf^ - he's having nested with your mom. <Wolf^> Somehow I'm not
surprised skadi <Wolf^> Mom was always looking at him like that
135. <Wolf^> I'm going to kill myself | <Arknight> Here's some rope and a
bottle of sleeping pills. Good luck soldier. | <Wolf^> thanks, these should
do nicely | <Wolf^> i was hoping for something a bit more painful though |
* Arknight digs through the cupboards | * Arknight hands Wolf a spark |
<Arknight> here yaw go. | * Wolf^ stabs the spark into his eye | <Wolf^>
Wow, now that's perspective
136. <dark_r0nin> drugs. crack. a Jedi knight wants not these things. but
smoking it Luke probably is. get some where can i?
137. <SeraphimChilde> Save the Werewolves! Vampires need pets too!!!
138. <Segos> Arknight: You should know that we can only crucify
ourselves.... <Arknight> Segos: Incorrect. Game 2 planks, some nails, and a
2x4 to club the victim with and I can crucify anyone.
139. <regarding a channel quotes list page> * Arknight cringes under the
channel's(females) wrath and whimpers... ok,, I'll get it up...
<Arknight> ... that just sounds wrong
140. <SphynxCatVP> Blood is thicker than water.....and much tastier!
141. <SphynxCatVP> I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat
*veggies*! | <Arknight> THz cusp you never clawed your way up there, your
ancestors did the work for yaw :P
142. <Armand> epicenter of the universe, god speaking...can I assist you?
143. <Wolf_Kin> LOL Ark,I don't want Skadi mad at Me <Arknight> Aw you was
<Wolf_Kin> LOL Arknight, she can Hurt me. <Arknight> So can I, game a 2x4
:P
144. <Arknight> Skadi: You want new? <skadi> Arknight - do i want you? well,
no, not... and isn't asking in front of Tat a BAD idea? <Arknight>
That's Japanese for 'no'. thus 'You want, no?' <skadimundr> no. no i don't
want you <Arknight> that's fine, my fiancé would have a fit :P
145. <CountChocula> hooray for phallic gestures
146. <Slain> I have a question.. <Blood> All questions must be
submitted in writing with full name and address with SASE; thank you, please
come again!
147. <ChaosMage> I'm not -really- that concerned with tact
148. <Arknight> Actually, if you want the answers to life, the mirror is
usually the best place to find them <Morella> only if you can use it to look
within, ark
149. <Arknight> You're the only one who determines your reality, letting
other people tell you what your life is about is stupid. Different
viewpoints are good, but they are NEVER more important than your own
<ChaosMage> Ark: Actually, people let other people define reality all the
time. <Morella> yep; ties called television, isn't it?
150. <Slain> look - I'm damn catholic - I know nothing <Morella> gee.. never
thought I'd hear one of them admit it!
151. <ChaosMage> You don't find out, you know, and then you are.
152. <Bateau> someone tell turkey that I'm not talking, and you're all just
pretending that I am so he'll go insane
153. <Darkness> Anyone here ever had a Chesapeake bay Retriever?
<Made> no <LastLocust> that sounds serious <LastLocust> is there some sort
of antibiotic they can give you for that?
154. <Arknight> Jesus cluck <Arknight> there were only 85 of them this
morning. <Arknight> you people have serious verbal diarrhea -Ark in
response to the quotes list
155. * Gwynvyd grabs the jump rope, and hog ties down Skadi! >
AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! * skadi tries to kick <Gwynvyd> eh hush.. yaw know you
like it.. LOL <skadi> well yeah <skadi> but it's the principle of the matter
156. <Pijavica> ark remember this..... | <Pijavica> its just energy, and
its all about the women! | <Arknight> so you're saying throw dildo
constructs at her until she stops fighting?
157. <Narradas> yes. I fear the salami
158. <TurkeySteak> if anyone can send me tired energy to make me go to sleep
sooner <ChaosMage> Turkey: You don't send tired energy you take wake energy
* cene sends TS sleepy vibes...you are a sloth...feel the sleeve....:)
159. <cene> how do you know she is bigger than me? | <skadi> oh | <skadi> um
| <skadi> because you got a little nick | <skadi> and she guts a BIG nick
160. <Sukmet> The devil is my master. He gives me money to kill old people,
and steal babies and sell them to Argentineans.
161. <Mirage> I mean my gut reaction to when someone gets cut is can I see
that <Mirage> but then I know I am supposed to be sympathetic and all I can
think is yum
162. <Narradas> Bernie: @ means you've been stalwart enough to stay here 2
months. + means you're super cool :P <skadi> and what does 'Narradas' mean?
<Arknight> Skadi: Buckshot. ;)
163. <Arknight> Seth, it's too early to kill us all. Wait till we're all
about to sleep anyways, you inconsiderate bastard
164. <Eurasian> In fact, I love all of you. | <Arknight> Seth: But you can't
stick that in me, no matter HOW much you love me | <Eurasian> Bill, I've
seen
your insides. All over the kitchen floor in fact. You don't need to be
embarrassed.
165. <Bernie> How do you know anyone you've met online is a real vamp? All
online text could be lies... <skadi> vie have VANS off find dose tanks out
166. <skadifridr> Eurasian - yeah? well, um... I'm a 4th generation Rajah
and I'm gonna kick year ass!
167. <Narradas> You know skadi, if you insult me much more, I really will
start to think you're in love with me :) | * Narradas pets skadi fondly on
the head | <skadifridr> Narradas - but if I'm <shudder> NICE to you, won't
you think the same thing? | * skadifridr bites Narradas on the arm |
<Narradas> foreplay?
168. <Arknight> silly ark. Pig IS a horny old bastard. :: <Pijavica> yup but
an honest one ;of) :: <Arknight> Yeah but that doesn't explain the undoes on
your head.
169. <Drunkest> size doesnt matter! <skadi> ANY woman who says size doesn't
matter is _LYING_ <Armand> hang on measuring something...
170. * Arknight pulls out a 2x4 and chases Knar | * Arknight knocks Narradas
out cold | * Arknight then pulls out some planks | * Arknight turns and
rallies the crowd | * Arknight ties Knar to the planks and puts them up...
Inverse Crucifixion! | * Narradas wonders if he could still kiss this
way..... | * skadi offers to help Narradas find out | <Arknight> Young,
bound, and in love.
171. <Waugh> Viscera: I am the first messiah in a non-prophet religion.
Go figure =)
172. * Morella has very little patience with the cult of bob <Morella> they
really ARE a cult, didyaknow? seriously, they are! * Morella is serious
<Viscera> Morella> yeah they are weird
173. * Morella has very little patience with the cult of bob <Morella> they
really ARE a cult, didyaknow? seriously, they are! <Viscera> yeah they are
weird. but they are no worse than stains <Morella> well, thats like saying
being strangled is no worse than being burned to death, isn't it?
174. <Viscera> Everyone knows Money is the New God anyway <Waugh> I must
be an Atheist, I'm Broke.
175. <Shadier> tits a bit nippy out, breast we go whack inside
176. <Narradas> ok this is vamp support folks not #vamped and not
#vamp and not #vamp
177. <Viscera> I really worry about myself sometimes you know <Narradas> I
worry about you too Viscera
178. <Venn_auk> so, it looks like I just missed a good convoy hmm?
<Narradas>
it was decent. On possession :) <Venn_auk> a guy I know got 5 years for that
a
while back
179. <Narradas> eh? when did we end up in bed?
180. * skadi finds it slightly ironic that Narradas is gonna be sharing a
room with a bunch of females while *I* will be sharing a room with a bunch
of *guys* | <Narradas> it's not ironic, it's smart :)
181. <skadi> okay | <skadi> I'll say it | *** skadi was kicked by Narradas
) | <Narradas> she was going to be mean
182. <Venn_auk> I could not, would not, on a boat, <Venn_auk> I will not,
will
not, with a goat, <skadi> unless you're from Scotland or new Zealand
<Venn_auk> no that's sheep. get it right :)
183. <Britannia> I wane be Quoted!!! | <Britannia> I'm never quoted!!
184. <Dennis-FOOD> turkey..... * Dennis-FOOD wanders off <TurkeySteak>
TURKEY!! * TurkeySteak runs *** TurkeySteak has left #Sanguinarius
185. <Slavery_> damn my train of thought left without me
186. <Pijavica> piercing the darkness? the lifestyles guide to the vamp
world? rifleman
187. * Waugh is currently a spaghetti vamp...I am enhancing my life-force
with pasta
188. <Mysterious> No chance turning over the world order. Please
reboot and try again later. ;-))
189. <Serpent> Jesus died on the cross because he forgot his safe
190. <Serpent> Yeah, I found Jesus... I tied his ass up, threw him in the
trunk of my car and drove around for an hour. Yank what? He didn't do a
damn thing for me! | <Arknight> that's not the way it works Serpent |
<Arknight> You're supposed to beat Him like a piñata until salvation pops
out | <Serpent> Oh ok
191. <Narradas> wow this channel has gone to new levels :) | <Caelix> i
think you mean sunk Knar
192. <Panther\}> heaven forbid, Narradas be mean!
193. * Narradas counts down the seconds until Venn kills him :: <Venn_auk`>
no,
I'm not going to kill you :: <Venn_auk`> the crows will do that after I
castrate you and crucify you upside down on a red hot iron crucifix
194. <Arknight> you're really not that far away, you should drive over here
sometime before the roads become solid sheets of ice :P <skadi> Arknight -
not that far away as the crow flies, no, but, see, there's kinda sort a
HUGE IF***INGO *LAKE* between us <Arknight> Skadi: technicalities are for
pansies.
195. * Narradas holds out his hand to Arknight Come to the dark! ::
<Arknight> Narradas, I RUN the dark side. :: <Narradas> site. so much for
my job aspirations
196. * skidlid Sky grabs Lad's butt & tries to seduce him to get in the
hot tub :) | <Arknight> Dude, it's sex, this is IRC, get year ass offline
and
into that tub | *** skidlid (~sky...@c04-201.012.popsite.net) has left
#sanguinities
197. <bloody-kisses> Yah only lesbians and 40 year old men who want me
because I like to be spanked hit on me <bloody-kisses> Oh Christ wrong
window
198. <Wolf^> I'll chew out your eyes, and move the furniture every day
199. * cene s ex got stripped and had his genitals covered with permanent
black marker when he was drunk...still have photos:) :: <Wolf^> I did that
sober once :: <Wolf^> but it sure was fun
200. <Scarred_Angel> Damn... I need to pee | <Scarred_Angel> But the toilet
is faaaaaaaaar away
201. <Scarred_Angel> Everyone should have a tube going from penis to
toilet...
202. <SeraphimChilde[sick]> Damn I wish I was cool enough to have a quote.
203. ::Mysterious perks at Sangib0ot:: yeah, little smartass, you
know me better than most animated beings... | <Sangib0t> I was young, and I
needed the money!
204. <Sangib0t> <Sukmet> You're a Bad Person. Jesus doesn't Love you. |
<`Id> I'm so bad Jesus doesn't even exist.
205. <Bloodletting> Ask..I have a cramp in my left thigh and my right foot
fell asleep <Bloodletting> To bad I'm not a guy, I could blame it on too
much winking :P
206. <slain> Anybody ever heard of a webpage telling us how to do exorcisms
<slain> I just need to do one... no matter
207. <slain> some albino demon is after me | <slain> half of his face is
like deformed | <`Id> LOL. It's Eric | <`Id> Eric is chasing slain |
<slain> is that good?
208. <Arknight> skadi, haven't you ever read Michael Moorcock? | <skadi> no
| <Arknight> you poor thing | * Arknight pat Skadi | <Arknight> don't
worry, the local library can fix you | <insert ominous silence from skadi> |
* Arknight notes that he likely just mortally offended skadi and she's now
plotting his demise. Yet!
209. <Arknight> Got a spell to rewind time by about 2 months skadi? :P |
<skadi> um | <skadi> no | <Arknight> how about fast forward 2 months? :P |
<skadi> well | <skadi> actually | <skadi> get a bottle of ever |
<skadi> and drink till you fall into a coma
210. <Arknight> Seth, why is your answer to everything death? Torture works
too y'know | <Wolf^> Torture is fun, but death gives you a satisfaction
that no can take away | <Sukmet> Bill, I'm all about death | <Sukmet> If
I stopped now, I wouldn't be me. | <Sukmet> It'd be like denying that sacred
part of me that some people call religion
211. <LastLocust> The Donnas are like the Ram but with bigger breasts
212. <skadi> and he's picking my ass up tomorrow night | <Venn_auk> what
about
the rest of you? | <skadi> Venn_auk - possibly my boobs, too? i don't
213. [Dennis Miller TV show] ...I believe America thrives on new blood |
<SphynxCatVP> That's 'cause we got a bunch of vampires as politicians!
(wisecracking to the TV) [Dennis Miller TV show] Garlic is *NOT* a cologne!!
214. <Venn_auk> (Best computer jokes and errors): Error! No keyboard
detected.
Press F1 to continue.
215. <Wolf^> Watch your ass, cause this me biting it!
216. <Wolf^> You know, it's not bad enough, this whole but quote thing, but
my friends, the people i work with, my parents, they all fucking quote me!
man i must be funny or something
217. <Arknight> sheet <Arknight> I can't type. <Jon_Hastings> Ark, mate...
Nothing new about your lack of typing ability... Just like the rest of us
<GO> <Arknight> Jon: I hold myself to a higher standard ;) * Jon_Hastings
laughs at Ark's comment
218. -Snow_Angel- I have added you to my: (FRIEND) list ! I will now
auto a channel if you invite, stop you from triggering any flood
protections and give you special FRIEND replies by my script ! <=- °SD v11
Prow° -=> <dark_r0nin> I feel SO special now.
219. <GhostChild> reality? *blinks* what's that? <Morella> it's for those
who cannot handle drugs.. I think...
220. * Meme grins a very stupid grin | * Meme is happy | <Arknight> ...
MAMMY GOT LAID! | <Meme> nope | <Meme> got hug and kiss ... but from this
person taws enough ;) | <Arknight> ... MAMMY'S GONNA *GET* LAID! ;)
221. <KinkySlaveGr> convoy goes like this: KinkySlaveGrrlFromUrAnus: brook!
brook! brook! Brave_chicken: what do up want? KinkySlaveGrrlFromUrAnus:
kick?
222. <Celia> goddamn, why does my cat smell so bad? it's devastating in
here.. *opens bed curtains* time for Persia-cat to go the hell outside, i
dont care how cold it is | <SphynxCatVP> Is it time to clean the letterbox?
| <Celia> i don't maybe he farted or something. i picked him up and the
smell was atrocious. he's not old enough to fart with impunity. he's only 3!
223. <Sender_> wait, if I get it my maces will outnumbers my paces |
<Sender_> pathetic lol | <Klystron> how many maces at current? | <Klystron>
more than 0 is bad
224. <Slavery_> coke is good coke is great I surrender my will as of this
date. | <Slavery_> Sorry Simpson moment
225. <Morella> Lady, do you have a webpage perchance? <Dawn>
Morella: No, she doesn't...But you can see her naked picks on my webpage!@
226. <Soul> steal from one source and it's plagiarism <Soul> steal
from many and it's research
227. <Sukmet> Just because I'm all of yes's savior, doesn't mean you can
treat me like it. | * Arknight stabs Seth with the Spear of Destiny again |
<Arknight> shut up and bleed for my sins, bitch.
228. <Sukmet> Hey... suck my crucifix.
229. * Wolf^ thinks ChaosMage is being possessed <Wolf^> heehaw, not
really, but kinda <ChaosMage> Possessed how and by what and not again
dam!
230. <Ankara> hell if worse comes to worse I'll sell my soul...err
services as an HTML editor <sarasvati> Ankh...if you sell your soul, use
a-bay ;)
231. * sarasvati might sell her soul for a cup of blood right now... *think*
or maybe I already did that awhile back...
232. <Wolf^> Just buy a frigging meat hook and stick the closest available
neighbor on it!
233. Arias lost her milk under two years ago
234. <'lost> how many lost souls are there?
235. <D's_Advocate> Life is a nasty cough.
236. <Unknown> i am a Christian so i am biased on this subject
<Blood> I am a Satanic Vampire, so I am biased on this subject even
more... heh
237. <Bloodstone_> BARB....potty lurk <Morella> he is lurking in the potty?
<Morella> shouldn't that be lurching TO the potty? * Morella ponders
<Pijavica> not if he's the tidy bowl vamp <sarasvati> tidy bowl vamp...now
THAT makes me afraid to sit down.
..
238. <VKlaatu> well at least we dont see TOO much misinformation here about
cutting and other sang related things of real importance, but clowns with
retractable fangs get to be WAY too much <Arknight> I would personally find
a clown with retractable fangs hilarious
239. <Jewel`> the world sucks doesn't it? <VKlaatu> not hard enough
240. <SphynxCatVP> I have people telling me getting into my head is like
trying to get into Fort Knox <Teammate> *knock,* ;)))))) * Arknight
Knox on SC's head <Arknight> ... We're gonna need the power drill bios!
241. <AntonDeFreak> Your future is like a good woman Betrayer: you have to
work hard to make it come the right way, but when it does...well, muff said!
242. <VKlaatu> besides, I doubt that you could possibly be as much of a
disaster area as I am, so take heart <VKlaatu> not that that's much
consolation
243. <Viscera> Don't put yourself down VK, there are others who will do it
for you, and it is rude to deny them the privilege! ;-) <VKlaatu> They
usually don't know me well enough to do an adequate job of it either.....
244. <VKlaatu> FrontPage blows gooey chunks all over the Net <Arknight>
unfortunately said gooey chunks ARE all over the net <SphynxCatVP> big
sounds
blow gooey chunks all over the net too
245. <Teammate> ALL: sorry, was cut off... what did I miss in private chat?
:) <Arknight> The meaning of life :P - can only be told once, too.
<Arknight> Too bad. ;) <Teammate> Ark: sorry dude, already knew that one: To
pester Arknight! ;)))) > you told them all! NOW how much free time
you think I'll get? :P
246. <Narcosynthesis> thank you...hopefully I will pass inspection and be
welcomed back here <Narcosynthesis> I'd say keep your fingers crossed, but
you know...crosses and all...
247. <Narradas> wow. I don't know whether to be honored or afraid for my
soul ;)
248. <dragon> anyone seen g0th lately? <Wolf^> yeah, I ate breakfast with
him this morning <Wolf^> He was on the milk carton
249. <_Bane_> people suck dick, that's all there is to it
250. <Viscera> Rage Against the Machine has broken up? Will the torment
never end!!
251. <AntonDeFreak> D Advocate pisses me off, but he says some funny shit
<Morella> you said a mouthful there, damn, if he even POs you, imagine how
he affects my delicate sensibilities.. heh <AntonDeFreak> Indeed. How many
times I've come a bee's dick away from kicking him you'll never know.. *
Morella assumes that a bee's dick is very tiny indeed...
252. <VKlaatu> three cheers for the Community <VKlaatu> *fart fart*
253. <Arknight> I want to climb the Eiffel Tower and throw bags of flaming
poop. Juvenile yes, but it'd be hilarious until the mob caught up.
<Jewel`> I just learnt what alt f4 does..
254. * AntonDeFreak invented a new goth category word the other day
<AntonDeFreak> Bohemia-Goth! <VKlaatu> then there's beat-goth <AntonDeFreak>
I've seen Beaten-Goth, bleeding in the gutter...but not Beat-Goth...
255. *** Vanne is now known as Vanne`uploading <VKlaatu> wow, how does
one fit feces through a phone line? <AntonDeFreak> Easy, talk shit :-)
<Arknight> VK: You could quote scripture over the phone...
256. <Wolf^> I'm a thousand terrible things that can happen
257. <Cephalic_Carnage> if you won't vote nadir, then vote cephalic carnage.
i will demand free blood and corpses for the masses <Tathaenhi> Cap I don't
WANT remade corpses <Tathaenhi> I want make my OWN <Pijavica> I'll take a
corpse light please
258. <VKlaatu> in that case I'll get my belt....... <Wolf^> ooooooooo a
belt VK you're so naughty <VKlaatu> naughty, hell, I'm NASTY!
259. <Armand> I get paid 9.38 an hour to sit on my ass and tell people
where their orders are... <skadi> i get paid 2.65 to run my ass off and
*take* orders :P <Wolf^> I get paid to be difficult <Pijavica> I get paid
to check people's shorts ;of) <Wolf^> me too, kept, its usually done against
their will
260. <^Dark^> Catholicism - Two thousand years of blood, carnage and
slavery can't be all wrong!
261. <sarasvati> I love the work :) it's a 50-50 split on who's better
though...people don't typically slip collars and go running off through the
neighborhood, but dogs don't sue so much
262. <Wolf_Kin> Caelix,could you actually be developing one of those things
called a conscience?? <Narradas> I got get me one of them from eBay
sometime <skadi> is that like a Polaroid?
263. <_Bane_> Mom... | <D`s_Advocate> HARDER! | <D`s_Advocate> ASANA~!!!!
| <_Bane_> wow... you're wonderful D`s_Advocate... | <D`s_Advocate> i try :P
264. <mere> what do I have to do for attention around here? <VKlaatu>
mere - you have to either be a blatant poser or play really sick games
or get brutally honest
265. <Darkish> Never argue with an idiot. they drag you down to their level
then beat you with experience.
266. <skadi> if vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made
from? <sarasvati> of course, and if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do
humanitarians eat?
267. <Bloodstone_> Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it
remains so popular?
268. <Bloodstone_> I can only please one person a day, and today isn't your
day... (tomorrow isn't looking good either).
269. <Darkish`al> I've decided that if you plan to get drunk, plan to get
very drunk... You can't regret what you can't remember!
270. <Wolf_Kin> Darkness,what lesson have you learned from this?
<Darkness> not to listen to a damn word that Narradas says?
271. <VKlaatu> well at least my cats can stand me tonight - they weren't
coming anywhere near me last night <Morella> heh. you know year in a
dangerous state of mind when your cats won't go near you...
272. <Blood> We do everything that the holy bible tells us not too. |
<Segos> So in other words...your a sect of Christianity....
273. <Obsidian_Butterfly> why are vampires such stupid, shallow, arrogant
assholes? <Sanguinarius> cause we're vein? ;)
274. <Sukmet> I've been told that everyone has a hole in their soul that
never goes away, no matter what. Mine's really starting to piss me off.
275. <Sanguinarius> I need to clone myself, dammit!
276. <sapphire-kitten> LOL Jon_Hastings
277. <Narradas> quick, hide the bodies, skadi get dressed, Jon wipe the BEG
off your face, we're getting company :P
278. <skadi> big Melanie <Narradas> awe I'll make it up to you <skadi> and
how are you gonna do THAT? <Caelix> sex, stupid:)
279. <slobber> the day is so stupid, people could get so much more done at
night
280. <Caelix> May a thousand camels weave your armpit hair with dental
floss.
281. <Zed> virgins have issues
282. <Arknight> Yes Skadi has eclipsed me in the art of making fun of
Narradas. I'm still the best at broiling Paramus though ;)
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