Ahhhh Life Is Good
A ClockWork Red
Coors, it's a sunny day, the OU game is on
(tho I could really care less about that)
and there's two beautiful girls living in the
house down the street. One even waived at me!
They look hot enough to be call girls or
topless dancers. Maybe they'd like to come
inside my garage for a cold one.
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Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> I've got a 12 pack (- a few or so) of ice cold
> Coors, it's a sunny day, the OU game is on
> (tho I could really care less about that)
> and there's two beautiful girls living in the
> house down the street. One even waived at me!
> They look hot enough to be call girls or
> topless dancers. Maybe they'd like to come
> inside my garage for a cold one.
Why don't ya go ask em?
A ClockWork Red
goes...
It's weird just walking up to the door of someone that
you don't even know just because they waived at you
as you drive past. They could be anything and so could I
for all that they know!
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
> > > I've got a 12 pack (- a few or so) of ice cold
> > > Coors, it's a sunny day, the OU game is on
> > > (tho I could really care less about that)
> > > and there's two beautiful girls living in the
> > > house down the street. One even waived at me!
> > > They look hot enough to be call girls or
> > > topless dancers. Maybe they'd like to come
> > > inside my garage for a cold one.
> >
> > Why don't ya go ask em?
> >
> I'm afraid they'll call the police on me or something.
> It's weird just walking up to the door of someone that
> you don't even know just because they waived at you
> as you drive past. They could be anything and so could I
> for all that they know!
Never know tho you might just getcha some!
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
are just going to let me into their house and
do a three-way! Ha! I'm more likely to get
a gun aimed at me for knocking on the door
with a beer in my hand, glazed over eyes
and a bulge in my pants!
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
> > > > > I've got a 12 pack (- a few or so) of ice cold
> > > > > Coors, it's a sunny day, the OU game is on
> > > > > (tho I could really care less about that)
> > > > > and there's two beautiful girls living in the
> > > > > house down the street. One even waived at me!
> > > > > They look hot enough to be call girls or
> > > > > topless dancers. Maybe they'd like to come
> > > > > inside my garage for a cold one.
> > > >
> > > > Why don't ya go ask em?
> > > >
> > > I'm afraid they'll call the police on me or something.
> > > It's weird just walking up to the door of someone that
> > > you don't even know just because they waived at you
> > > as you drive past. They could be anything and so could I
> > > for all that they know!
> >
> > Never know tho you might just getcha some!
> >
> I mean: do you really think that these girls
> are just going to let me into their house and
> do a three-way! Ha! I'm more likely to get
> a gun aimed at me for knocking on the door
> with a beer in my hand, glazed over eyes
> and a bulge in my pants!
Leave the bulge at home then go back and get it after all is safe;-)
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
world no matter who I am or how bad I think that I am!
John
wrote:
> I have to get to know them a little bit. Understand, it's a dangerous
> world no matter who I am or how bad I think that I am!
You should work in your driveway a lot and in your yard if you have
one. And go jogging around the neighborhood. Then you play a little
rock music in your garage to let them know you are "hip" and then play
a little business news as if you are keeping track of some heavy
investments you have.
And everytime you see them walking around or something and catch their
eye , wave. Then eventually theyll come over probably to ask for a
favor when they really need one. You know like a ride somewhere or
they need to use the phone or one of them is locked outside the house
or something.
A ClockWork Red
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
news:MPG.1629742f1...@news.alt.net...
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 02:02:23 GMT in alt.life.sucks, John goes...
> > On Sat, 6 Oct 2001 20:24:30 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> > > I have to get to know them a little bit. Understand, it's a dangerous
> > > world no matter who I am or how bad I think that I am!
> >
> > You should work in your driveway a lot and in your yard if you have
> > one. And go jogging around the neighborhood. Then you play a little
> > rock music in your garage to let them know you are "hip" and then play
> > a little business news as if you are keeping track of some heavy
> > investments you have.
> >
> > And everytime you see them walking around or something and catch their
> > eye , wave. Then eventually theyll come over probably to ask for a
> > favor when they really need one. You know like a ride somewhere or
> > they need to use the phone or one of them is locked outside the house
> > or something.
> >
> Don't make me fucking laugh! Get out!
Ohhh.......... C'mon Scotty. He obviously doesn't know -anything- about
you, and his post had me absolutely ROTFLMSFAO !!!
Doug
A ClockWork Red
Laugh all you want. The joke's in your hand!
A ClockWork Red
> Doug
You need your head cut off with a chain saw.
Neo 1061
into the Matrix and remarked thus:
>Ohhh.......... C'mon Scotty. He obviously doesn't know -anything- about
>you, and his post had me absolutely ROTFLMSFAO !!!
SF?
--
There is no spoon.
John
>
>Ohhh.......... C'mon Scotty. He obviously doesn't know -anything- about
>you, and his post had me absolutely ROTFLMSFAO !!!
>
>
>Doug
Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
details.
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 02:58:07 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
>
> > Doug
>
> You need your head cut off with a chain saw.
You know how to get to Tucson. Errmm......... Wait a minute. No, maybe you
don't. As I recall Nick had to drive because you were too fuck'n drunk to
keep it between the ditches.
Oh well............ Find a map and try to puzzle it out. (Hint: It's on
Interstate 10 and West of you. That'd be to your left, as you're looking at
the map. That's assuming that you're holding it so you can read the words)
Doug
Doug
"Neo 1061" <inv...@erehwon.invalid> wrote in message
news:3bbfc5b9....@news.primus.ca...
"Silly Fuck'n"
> There is no spoon.
Alas, but that you had the right of it <g>
Doug
Doug
"John" <Jo...@Smith.com> wrote in message
news:2vivrt0qihh1ff99d...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 02:58:07 GMT, "Doug" <wol...@primenet.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >Ohhh.......... C'mon Scotty. He obviously doesn't know -anything- about
> >you, and his post had me absolutely ROTFLMSFAO !!!
> >
> >
> >Doug
>
> Im getting a very strange picture of him now.
He's a very strange case <g>
> Fill us in on the details.
Were I to do that, it would choke the server. As I suggested, scan through
Deja News during the time frame '98 and '99.
Maybe, if any of the 'old gang' are still lurking from time to time, someone
else might be so inclined.
Doug
A ClockWork Red
I'm just saying that I'd like to see it happen and it
prolly never will but we can all hope, right?
A ClockWork Red
name abuse - go ahead and prong on Mr Asshole!
Justa Hillbilly
"Larex Q. Zarazinzen: Oligarch" said....
> Can you really do that? I had a finger sewed back on once and it
> wasn't that wonderful.
Well then maybe he can hide it and not have to leave it.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
A lil bit is good....how long will that take?
Justa Hillbilly
"John" said...
*rofglamw!*
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:33:52 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> >
> > "A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.16298376e...@news.alt.net...
> > > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 02:58:07 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> > >
> > > > Doug
> > >
> > > You need your head cut off with a chain saw.
> >
> > You know how to get to Tucson. Errmm......... Wait a minute. No, maybe
you
> > don't. As I recall Nick had to drive because you were too fuck'n drunk
to
> > keep it between the ditches.
> >
> > Oh well............ Find a map and try to puzzle it out. (Hint: It's
on
> > Interstate 10 and West of you. That'd be to your left, as you're
looking at
> > the map. That's assuming that you're holding it so you can read the
words)
> >
> Nah, I'm too tired and court battled to bother with it!
Good call. Save your strength for tossing someones salad.
> I'm just saying that I'd like to see it happen and it
> prolly never will
'Prolly' not. It's been tried before. Several times. By people vastly
more qualified than yourself.
> but we can all hope, right?
Actually, it's my considered opinion that you're several thousand light
years beyond all hope.
Doug
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
John
wrote:
>On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT in alt.life.sucks, John goes...
>> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 02:58:07 GMT, "Doug" <wol...@primenet.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Ohhh.......... C'mon Scotty. He obviously doesn't know -anything- about
>> >you, and his post had me absolutely ROTFLMSFAO !!!
>> >
>> >
>> >Doug
>>
>> Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
>> details.
>>
> Okay, "John at Smith"!.. just before I bust you for domain
> name abuse - go ahead and prong on Mr Asshole!
Sounds like some interesting characters are in alt.life.sucks.
But Ive got to go. Off to get drink beer with some people.
I guess everyone is getting drunk tonight.
Doug
"Justa Hillbilly" <confusion@it's.finest> wrote in message
news:0bQv7.2595$os.7...@paloalto-snr1.gtei.net...
You'll never know how much self-control it's taking not to make a comment on
that.
Doug
Doug
"Justa Hillbilly" <confusion@it's.finest> wrote in message
For them, it will seem like an eternity,
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT in alt.life.sucks, John goes...
> > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 02:58:07 GMT, "Doug" <wol...@primenet.com> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >Ohhh.......... C'mon Scotty. He obviously doesn't know -anything-
about
> > >you, and his post had me absolutely ROTFLMSFAO !!!
> > >
> > >
> > >Doug
> >
> > Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> > details.
> >
> Okay, "John at Smith"!.. just before I bust you for domain
> name abuse - go ahead and prong on Mr Asshole!
<yawn> Did somebody shit in the corner? Or is that just Scott again?
Doug
Justa Hillbilly
"John" said.....
No worries.
You are one of the bestest peeps I know!
Have one fer me!!! (even tho I don't need it) heheheeeee
*hugs*
Justa Hillbilly
"Doug" said....
I ain't too worried about them really.... They are gurls...they can get it
whenever....
Justa Hillbilly
"Larex Q. Zarazinzen: Oligarch" said....
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:42:52 GMT, "Justa Hillbilly"
> Seems like a much better deal to me. I'd hate for him to get really
> lucky and have to explain that he left it at home today./
*giggles*
They might have a substitute;-)
*eg*
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
I take what I can get darlin!
Doug
"John" <Jo...@Smith.com> wrote in message
It's that, or drive past the Tucson Islamic Center with an Uzi and a couple
thousand rounds <g>
Doug
Doug
"Justa Hillbilly" <confusion@it's.finest> wrote in message
True enough. But somebody like Scott only comes along once in a lifetime.
(If you're lucky <g>)
Doug
Justa Hillbilly
"Doug" said....
C'mon. say it....
LOL
I ain't askeered of you!
But I will ask ya to be nice, for me, pls;-)
Justa Hillbilly
"Doug" said...
Ok...
Here we go..
This is none of my biz and no, I ain't goin to google to find out.
So tell me...
WTF is the deal with you two?
You both seem relatively harmless to me...
Can't we all justa get along?????
pls.
ty;-)
Justa Hillbilly
"Larex Q. Zarazinzen: Oligarch" said....
> Ahhhhhh--That one is unfixable.
Nothing is unfixable;-)
Robert ASF.
snip
>Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
>details.
Think obessive troll, stalker type, ex con, alcoholic, does that
leave anything out Scott?
Just Thought I Should Mention It
Methuselah Jones
> On Sat, 6 Oct 2001 20:24:30 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> wrote:
>
> > I have to get to know them a little bit. Understand, it's a dangerous
> > world no matter who I am or how bad I think that I am!
>
> And everytime you see them walking around or something and catch their
> eye , wave. Then eventually theyll come over probably to ask for a favor
> when they really need one. You know like a ride somewhere or they need to
> use the phone or one of them is locked outside the house or something.
Or they've gotten contaminated with some alien spores and need someone to
help decontaminate them.
--
Methuselah
"Big Bang Theory: In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. "
-- Terry Pratchett
Methuselah Jones
Be sure and put one in your head while you're at it.
--
Methuselah
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve
immortality through not dying."
-- Woody Allen
A ClockWork Red
goes...
> John wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 6 Oct 2001 20:24:30 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > I have to get to know them a little bit. Understand, it's a dangerous
> > > world no matter who I am or how bad I think that I am!
> >
> > And everytime you see them walking around or something and catch their
> > eye , wave. Then eventually theyll come over probably to ask for a favor
> > when they really need one. You know like a ride somewhere or they need to
> > use the phone or one of them is locked outside the house or something.
>
> Or they've gotten contaminated with some alien spores and need someone to
> help decontaminate them.
>
A ClockWork Red
goes...
> Doug wrote:
>
> > "John" <Jo...@Smith.com> wrote in message
> > news:sjkvrtsg6iggs6ld6...@4ax.com...
> > > On Sat, 6 Oct 2001 22:33:53 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT in alt.life.sucks, John goes...
> > > >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 02:58:07 GMT, "Doug" <wol...@primenet.com> wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Ohhh.......... C'mon Scotty. He obviously doesn't know -anything-
> > about
> > > >> >you, and his post had me absolutely ROTFLMSFAO !!!
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Doug
> > > >>
> > > >> Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> > > >> details.
> > > >>
> > > > Okay, "John at Smith"!.. just before I bust you for domain
> > > > name abuse - go ahead and prong on Mr Asshole!
> > >
> > > Sounds like some interesting characters are in alt.life.sucks.
> > > But Ive got to go. Off to get drink beer with some people.
> > > I guess everyone is getting drunk tonight.
> >
> > It's that, or drive past the Tucson Islamic Center with an Uzi and a couple
> > thousand rounds <g>
>
> Be sure and put one in your head while you're at it.
>
A ClockWork Red
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT, John <Jo...@Smith.com> wrote:
>
> snip
>
> >Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> >details.
>
> Think obessive troll, stalker type, ex con, alcoholic, does that
> leave anything out Scott?
>
A ClockWork Red
Zarazinzen: Oligarch goes...
> Islamic temples front door. I think he broke a leg or something.
> Nobody else was hurt.
>
Damn drunk drivers.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
beer bottle on them I guess.
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
or representative of Smith International? They own the
rights to that domain. For example: If I send an email
to your address, who do you think will get it?
http://www.smith.com/ You are in violation of your
ISP's terms of service! Cease and desist!
A ClockWork Red
>
> 'Prolly' not. It's been tried before. Several times. By people vastly
> more qualified than yourself.
>
> > but we can all hope, right?
>
> Actually, it's my considered opinion that you're several thousand light
> years beyond all hope.
>
>
No problem. You're getting older and soon I'll be in a position
to grab your wheel chair handles and shove you out on to I10
where you'll be flattened like the rodent you are... hopefully
by an 18 wheeler but it doesn't really matter. IF that never happens,
your punishment will be that you're always going to be a smelly-ass,
scraggly, pompous, old, alcoholic asshole. That's well enough. Now
go talk to Linda. She could probably use someone to talk to. You
going to punch her again? Make sure that she can't call the police
this time! Toodles!
> Doug
Oneson
Justa Hillbilly wrote in message
LMAO
Yeah, dang wemmins!
>
>
>
Doug
"Justa Hillbilly" <confusion@it's.finest> wrote in message
He wouldn't have much trouble hiding something that small <g>
> LOL
Just remember that *you* asked <g>
> I ain't askeered of you!
Why should you be? You haven't insulted, hassled, fucked over and abused
any of my friends. You haven't constantly disrupted serious conversations
about real-life problems with smart-assed comments and personal insults.
You haven't initiated a flame war that pretty much destroyed a very fine
newsgroup to satisfy your own petty, selfish need to be empowered. You
don't seem to have a neurotic, pathetic need to have your ego continuously
satisfied at others expense. In short, you seem like an OK person. And
I've enjoyed (and hope to continue to enjoy) chatting with you on this
newsgroup.
> But I will ask ya to be nice, for me, pls;-)
I have been being nice <g>
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
news:MPG.162a1bb6a...@news.alt.net...
Just be careful that the SPCA doesn't find out about it <g>
Doug
Doug
"Larex Q. Zarazinzen: Oligarch" <la...@usa.net> wrote in message
news:24677568...@news.aol.net...
> Islamic temples front door. I think he broke a leg or something.
> Nobody else was hurt.
That's a real fuck'n pity.
Doug
Doug
"Methuselah Jones" <methu...@altgeek.org> wrote in message
news:3BC03AF5...@altgeek.org...
> Doug wrote:
>
> > "John" <Jo...@Smith.com> wrote in message
> > news:sjkvrtsg6iggs6ld6...@4ax.com...
> > > On Sat, 6 Oct 2001 22:33:53 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT in alt.life.sucks, John goes...
> > > >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 02:58:07 GMT, "Doug" <wol...@primenet.com>
wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Ohhh.......... C'mon Scotty. He obviously doesn't
know -anything-
> > about
> > > >> >you, and his post had me absolutely ROTFLMSFAO !!!
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Doug
> > > >>
> > > >> Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> > > >> details.
> > > >>
> > > > Okay, "John at Smith"!.. just before I bust you for domain
> > > > name abuse - go ahead and prong on Mr Asshole!
> > >
> > > Sounds like some interesting characters are in alt.life.sucks.
> > > But Ive got to go. Off to get drink beer with some people.
> > > I guess everyone is getting drunk tonight.
> >
> > It's that, or drive past the Tucson Islamic Center with an Uzi and a
couple
> > thousand rounds <g>
>
> Be sure and put one in your head while you're at it.
Hmm......... It seems that I forgot to turn the \sarcasm switch on before
I made that comment. Sorry 'bout that.
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
news:MPG.162a1872a...@news.alt.net...
<yawn> Jeezus.......... Are they spreading that chicken shit on the fields
again? Oh....... Nah, I guess it's just Scotts breath. Have another
drink, Scott <g>
Doug
Doug
"Justa Hillbilly" <confusion@it's.finest> wrote in message
That depends, rather completely, upon the parameters within which you choose
to define (and limit) the meaning of the verb 'to fix'.
Doug
Doug
"Robert ASF." <ra_f...@alcor.concordia.ca> wrote in message
news:9posf6$h28$1...@newsflash.concordia.ca...
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT, John <Jo...@Smith.com> wrote:
>
> snip
>
> >Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> >details.
>
> Think obessive troll, stalker type, ex con, alcoholic, does that
> leave anything out Scott?
Hello Robert. Good to see you back. I think that 'type' may be a bit
misleading with respect to 'stalker'. He's been pestering Nick, on a
continuing basis, for a couple of years. And you might add borderline
psychotic, reality disconnected, neurotic, egocentric, disenfranchised,
prejudiced, untrustworty and an ex-drug addict to the list <g>
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> On 7 Oct 2001 06:24:38 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Robert ASF. goes...
> > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT, John <Jo...@Smith.com> wrote:
> >
> > snip
> >
> > >Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> > >details.
> >
> > Think obessive troll, stalker type, ex con, alcoholic, does that
> > leave anything out Scott?
> >
> I like pork and beans!
Pork is not a verb <g>
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 04:05:10 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> >
> > "A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1629891ea...@news.alt.net...
> > > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT in alt.life.sucks, John goes...
> > > > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 02:58:07 GMT, "Doug" <wol...@primenet.com>
wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Ohhh.......... C'mon Scotty. He obviously doesn't know -anything-
> > about
> > > > >you, and his post had me absolutely ROTFLMSFAO !!!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Doug
> > > >
> > > > Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> > > > details.
> > > >
> > > Okay, "John at Smith"!.. just before I bust you for domain
> > > name abuse - go ahead and prong on Mr Asshole!
> >
> > <yawn> Did somebody shit in the corner? Or is that just Scott again?
> >
> I thought that my poodle took a dump but it was Doug.
Nothing too original there, Scotto. But, from you, 'original thought' is
most unlikely.
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
news:MPG.162a1e4b8...@news.alt.net...
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 04:00:47 GMT in alt.life.sucks, John goes...
> > On Sat, 6 Oct 2001 22:33:53 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT in alt.life.sucks, John goes...
> > >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 02:58:07 GMT, "Doug" <wol...@primenet.com> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >
> > >> >Ohhh.......... C'mon Scotty. He obviously doesn't know -anything-
about
> > >> >you, and his post had me absolutely ROTFLMSFAO !!!
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >Doug
> > >>
> > >> Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> > >> details.
> > >>
> > > Okay, "John at Smith"!.. just before I bust you for domain
> > > name abuse - go ahead and prong on Mr Asshole!
> >
> > Sounds like some interesting characters are in alt.life.sucks.
> > But Ive got to go. Off to get drink beer with some people.
> > I guess everyone is getting drunk tonight.
> >
> >
> There you go again, John! I spoze that you're an employee
> or representative of Smith International? They own the
> rights to that domain. For example: If I send an email
> to your address, who do you think will get it?
> http://www.smith.com/ You are in violation of your
> ISP's terms of service! Cease and desist!
And Scott, as always, has to feel empowered in some (or any) slight way to
compensate for his complete inability to control himself, or anything else,
in his life.
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:50:58 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> >
>
> > 'Prolly' not. It's been tried before. Several times. By people vastly
> > more qualified than yourself.
> >
> > > but we can all hope, right?
> >
> > Actually, it's my considered opinion that you're several thousand light
> > years beyond all hope.
> >
> >
> No problem. You're getting older and soon I'll be in a position
> to grab your wheel chair handles and shove you out on to I10
> where you'll be flattened like the rodent you are... hopefully
> by an 18 wheeler but it doesn't really matter.
Scotto, you couldn't grab your own ass with both hands, a roadmap, a compas,
a well-lighted mirror and a seeing-eye dog.
> IF that never happens,
> your punishment will be that you're always going to be a smelly-ass,
> scraggly, pompous, old, alcoholic asshole.
Ref. the picture of myself at www.alt-life-sucks.org/netizens/netizens.html
(scroll down to Doug)
You really *are* getting pretty badly disconnected from reality, aren't you?
Have another drink, Scott.
> That's well enough. Now
> go talk to Linda. She could probably use someone to talk to.
Actually, she and Mike are out of town for the weekend.
> You going to punch her again? Make sure that she can't
> call the police this time!
Babble on, Scotto. Abusing women (physically, sexually and psychologically)
is in your nature, not mine. In point of actual fact, she has more guns
than *I* do. And she's even *less* inclined to refrain from violence than
am I.
> Toodles!
Hehehe. BTW, did I ever thank you for ordering those pizzas in my name?
There were a few friends of mine over that evening and that really hit the
spot. I'd offer to reimburse you for the long-distance charges you
incurred, but you probably never paid them before your phone was
disconnected anyway. Right?
Doug
A ClockWork Red
>
> "A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> news:MPG.162a1cecc...@news.alt.net...
> > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 04:05:10 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> > >
> > > "A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.1629891ea...@news.alt.net...
> > > > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT in alt.life.sucks, John goes...
> > > > > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 02:58:07 GMT, "Doug" <wol...@primenet.com>
> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Ohhh.......... C'mon Scotty. He obviously doesn't know -anything-
> > > about
> > > > > >you, and his post had me absolutely ROTFLMSFAO !!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Doug
> > > > >
> > > > > Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> > > > > details.
> > > > >
> > > > Okay, "John at Smith"!.. just before I bust you for domain
> > > > name abuse - go ahead and prong on Mr Asshole!
> > >
> > > <yawn> Did somebody shit in the corner? Or is that just Scott again?
> > >
> > I thought that my poodle took a dump but it was Doug.
>
> Nothing too original there, Scotto. But, from you, 'original thought' is
> most unlikely.
>
any original thought!
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
of a Cracker Jack box.
A ClockWork Red
>
> Why should you be? You haven't insulted, hassled, fucked over and abused
> any of my friends. You haven't constantly disrupted serious conversations
> about real-life problems with smart-assed comments and personal insults.
> You haven't initiated a flame war that pretty much destroyed a very fine
> newsgroup to satisfy your own petty, selfish need to be empowered. You
> don't seem to have a neurotic, pathetic need to have your ego continuously
> satisfied at others expense.
Is that what this is all about? I wondered if perhaps
I had done or said something to offend you.
That Doug's a good ole bloke, after all!
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
Zarazinzen: Oligarch goes...
>
> >>
> >> Be sure and put one in your head while you're at it.
> >>
>
> While you two are on the subject:
>
> I lean toward the Nosler Ballistic Tip 125 gr. or the Speer .30 cal
> 130 gr. Hollow Point .308 for personal head shooting.
> I guess the 110 gr. FMJ-RN would also make a good mess as compared to
> the Spitzer Boat Tails and such but I still prefer the Nosler with a
> quick burning powder such as IMR 3031 or a decent Ball Powder.
>
Is factory ammo not good enough for head-shooting?
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
Your neighbors might complain about their dog, if they knew.
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
news:MPG.162a71258...@news.alt.net...
I'd ask you the same thing, Scotto, but I understand that the local
authorities have, very wisely, taken your gun away from you.
Doug
Doug
"Doug" <wol...@primenet.com> wrote in message
news:T02w7.10012$2p1.1...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
Hmmmm.............. Scotto has tried to reply to everything *except* this.
Perhaps I should use smaller words and keep the sentence structure to the
simple, subject-verb variety.
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 19:37:46 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> >
> > "Robert ASF." <ra_f...@alcor.concordia.ca> wrote in message
> > news:9posf6$h28$1...@newsflash.concordia.ca...
> > > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT, John <Jo...@Smith.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > snip
> > >
> > > >Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> > > >details.
> > >
> > > Think obessive troll, stalker type, ex con, alcoholic, does that
> > > leave anything out Scott?
> >
> > Hello Robert. Good to see you back. I think that 'type' may be a bit
> > misleading with respect to 'stalker'. He's been pestering Nick, on a
> > continuing basis, for a couple of years. And you might add borderline
> > psychotic, reality disconnected, neurotic, egocentric, disenfranchised,
> > prejudiced, untrustworty and an ex-drug addict to the list <g>
> >
> You ain't gonna find a Coup Deville at the bottom
> of a Cracker Jack box.
Hehehe. *You* said it, Scotto.
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 19:38:34 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> >
> > "A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.162a189f6...@news.alt.net...
> > > On 7 Oct 2001 06:24:38 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Robert ASF. goes...
> > > > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT, John <Jo...@Smith.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > snip
> > > >
> > > > >Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> > > > >details.
> > > >
> > > > Think obessive troll, stalker type, ex con, alcoholic, does that
> > > > leave anything out Scott?
> > > >
> > > I like pork and beans!
> >
> > Pork is not a verb <g>
> >
> No, it's your head.
<yawn> Have another drink, Scotto.
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
<yawn> Have another drink, Scotto.
Doug
A ClockWork Red
>
> "A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> news:MPG.162a1f7ef...@news.alt.net...
> > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:50:58 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> > >
> >
> > > 'Prolly' not. It's been tried before. Several times. By people vastly
> > > more qualified than yourself.
> > >
> > > > but we can all hope, right?
> > >
> > > Actually, it's my considered opinion that you're several thousand light
> > > years beyond all hope.
> > >
> > >
> > No problem. You're getting older and soon I'll be in a position
> > to grab your wheel chair handles and shove you out on to I10
> > where you'll be flattened like the rodent you are... hopefully
> > by an 18 wheeler but it doesn't really matter.
>
> Scotto, you couldn't grab your own ass with both hands, a roadmap, a compas,
> a well-lighted mirror and a seeing-eye dog.
>
> > IF that never happens,
> > your punishment will be that you're always going to be a smelly-ass,
> > scraggly, pompous, old, alcoholic asshole.
>
> Ref. the picture of myself at www.alt-life-sucks.org/netizens/netizens.html
> (scroll down to Doug)
>
> You really *are* getting pretty badly disconnected from reality, aren't you?
> Have another drink, Scott.
>
> > That's well enough. Now
> > go talk to Linda. She could probably use someone to talk to.
>
> Actually, she and Mike are out of town for the weekend.
Vegas?
>
> > You going to punch her again? Make sure that she can't
> > call the police this time!
>
> Babble on, Scotto. Abusing women (physically, sexually and psychologically)
> is in your nature, not mine.
Well; everyone has their faults.
> In point of actual fact, she has more guns
> than *I* do. And she's even *less* inclined to refrain from violence than
> am I.
Scary woman!
>
> > Toodles!
>
> Hehehe. BTW, did I ever thank you for ordering those pizzas in my name?
> There were a few friends of mine over that evening and that really hit the
> spot.
Was it good? I didn't know what toppings you'd want.
> I'd offer to reimburse you for the long-distance charges you
> incurred, but you probably never paid them before your phone was
> disconnected anyway. Right?
>
No way, dude! You can make free phone calls with www.dialpad.com
... you prolly won't be able to use it with a unix/linix thingy
tho. The funny thing is it sounds *just* like a cheezy digital
cell phone.
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
Actually, I do. I've studied psychological profiles identical to yours many
times. Interestingly enough, your general profile is one that terrorist
organizations would usually try to recruit. And your general profile is,
almost invariably, the result of serious physical and psychological trauma
(usually of a pedophillic and disempowering type) suffered in childhood.
Doug
A ClockWork Red
Zarazinzen: Oligarch goes...
> On Sun, 7 Oct 2001 09:04:37 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >>
> >> <yawn> Did somebody shit in the corner? Or is that just Scott again?
> >>
> > I thought that my poodle took a dump but it was Doug.
>
>
I gave her to a relative.
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
Doug
>
> >>
> >> Be sure and put one in your head while you're at it.
> >>
>
> While you two are on the subject:
>
> I lean toward the Nosler Ballistic Tip 125 gr. or the Speer .30 cal
> 130 gr. Hollow Point .308 for personal head shooting.
> I guess the 110 gr. FMJ-RN would also make a good mess as compared to
> the Spitzer Boat Tails and such but I still prefer the Nosler with a
> quick burning powder such as IMR 3031 or a decent Ball Powder.
>
Any of those would do a very good job. I, personally, kinda like Hornady
bullets but, if you work up a good load for your rifle, any of them will do
the job. And, if you don't mind a bit higher prices, the Barnes X-bullet is
a *real* stopper if you have a couple of inches of bone to penetrate
(thinking of Scotto here <g>)
Doug
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 19:06:20 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> >
>
> > Why should you be? You haven't insulted, hassled, fucked over and
abused
> > any of my friends. You haven't constantly disrupted serious
conversations
> > about real-life problems with smart-assed comments and personal insults.
> > You haven't initiated a flame war that pretty much destroyed a very fine
> > newsgroup to satisfy your own petty, selfish need to be empowered. You
> > don't seem to have a neurotic, pathetic need to have your ego
continuously
> > satisfied at others expense.
>
> Is that what this is all about?
Oh my, no. This is just a continuation of old times <g>
> I wondered if perhaps I had done or said something to offend you.
Only by existing on the same planet.
> That Doug's a good ole bloke, after all!
I think that most would agree with that.
Doug
A ClockWork Red
that's what did it. My parents ignored me and gave my brother
all the cool GI Joes and wot not. Then when a GI Joe got broke,
it would be my new toy. I think that's why military sorts kinda
make me laugh.
The "sexual deviant" stuff is just part of the ole flame
grab bag. You'll call me a psycho and a pervo and a victim
and this and that till your blue in the face, trying your
best to be all the asshole you can be. God knows you wouldn't
have the balls to say any of that crap to anyone's face.
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
>
> "A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> news:MPG.162a6efeb...@news.alt.net...
> > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 19:38:34 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> > >
> > > "A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.162a189f6...@news.alt.net...
> > > > On 7 Oct 2001 06:24:38 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Robert ASF. goes...
> > > > > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 03:29:41 GMT, John <Jo...@Smith.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > snip
> > > > >
> > > > > >Im getting a very strange picture of him now. Fill us in on the
> > > > > >details.
> > > > >
> > > > > Think obessive troll, stalker type, ex con, alcoholic, does that
> > > > > leave anything out Scott?
> > > > >
> > > > I like pork and beans!
> > >
> > > Pork is not a verb <g>
> > >
> > No, it's your head.
>
> <yawn> Have another drink, Scotto.
>
I think that you're trying to get me drunk! You
bad boy!
A ClockWork Red
Zarazinzen: Oligarch goes...
> On Sun, 7 Oct 2001 14:58:50 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 19:06:20 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> >>
> >
> >> Why should you be? You haven't insulted, hassled, fucked over and abused
> >> any of my friends. You haven't constantly disrupted serious conversations
> >> about real-life problems with smart-assed comments and personal insults.
> >> You haven't initiated a flame war that pretty much destroyed a very fine
> >> newsgroup to satisfy your own petty, selfish need to be empowered. You
> >> don't seem to have a neurotic, pathetic need to have your ego continuously
> >> satisfied at others expense.
> >
> > Is that what this is all about? I wondered if perhaps
> > I had done or said something to offend you.
> >
> > That Doug's a good ole bloke, after all!
> >
> >
>
I'm still pissed off that Zeuss won! I tried my darndest!
A ClockWork Red
>
> "A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> news:MPG.162a6ff96...@news.alt.net...
> > On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 19:06:20 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> > >
> >
> > > Why should you be? You haven't insulted, hassled, fucked over and
> abused
> > > any of my friends. You haven't constantly disrupted serious
> conversations
> > > about real-life problems with smart-assed comments and personal insults.
> > > You haven't initiated a flame war that pretty much destroyed a very fine
> > > newsgroup to satisfy your own petty, selfish need to be empowered. You
> > > don't seem to have a neurotic, pathetic need to have your ego
> continuously
> > > satisfied at others expense.
> >
> > Is that what this is all about?
>
> Oh my, no. This is just a continuation of old times <g>
Are you masturbating?
>
> > I wondered if perhaps I had done or said something to offend you.
>
> Only by existing on the same planet.
Oh. Anything I can do to make you unhappy! ;)
>
> > That Doug's a good ole bloke, after all!
>
> I think that most would agree with that.
Most people when they aren't running from
your body odor.
>
>
> Doug
A ClockWork Red
I have a couple of inches of bone for you to suck on, bitch.
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
Can't figure out how to flip back through the thread? Yeah, I guess I could
repeat myself, but why waste the bandwidth on you?
Doug
A ClockWork Red
Zarazinzen: Oligarch goes...
> On Sun, 7 Oct 2001 15:15:35 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 16:02:03 -0400 in alt.life.sucks, Larex Q.
> >Zarazinzen: Oligarch goes...
> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Be sure and put one in your head while you're at it.
> >> >>
> >> > Yeah, Doug. Be sure and put a bullet in your head.
> >>
> >> While you two are on the subject:
> >>
> >> I lean toward the Nosler Ballistic Tip 125 gr. or the Speer .30 cal
> >> 130 gr. Hollow Point .308 for personal head shooting.
> >> I guess the 110 gr. FMJ-RN would also make a good mess as compared to
> >> the Spitzer Boat Tails and such but I still prefer the Nosler with a
> >> quick burning powder such as IMR 3031 or a decent Ball Powder.
> >>
> > Is factory ammo not good enough for head-shooting?
> >
>
My bookie used a 12 gauge! Bone, blood, brains and eyeballs
all over the place! I didn't even have to pay him the $50.00
that I owed him.
A ClockWork Red
Zarazinzen: Oligarch goes...
> On Sun, 7 Oct 2001 15:39:57 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 16:26:32 -0400 in alt.life.sucks, Larex Q.
> >Zarazinzen: Oligarch goes...
> >> On Sun, 7 Oct 2001 09:04:37 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> <yawn> Did somebody shit in the corner? Or is that just Scott again?
> >> >>
> >> > I thought that my poodle took a dump but it was Doug.
> >>
> >> Poodle? What happened to the husky type?
> >>
> > I gave her to a relative.
>
>
Shut up!
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
Zarazinzen: Oligarch goes...
> On Sun, 7 Oct 2001 16:03:07 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 16:58:05 -0400 in alt.life.sucks, Larex Q.
> >Zarazinzen: Oligarch goes...
> >> On Sun, 7 Oct 2001 14:58:50 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 19:06:20 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Doug goes...
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >> Why should you be? You haven't insulted, hassled, fucked over and abused
> >> >> any of my friends. You haven't constantly disrupted serious conversations
> >> >> about real-life problems with smart-assed comments and personal insults.
> >> >> You haven't initiated a flame war that pretty much destroyed a very fine
> >> >> newsgroup to satisfy your own petty, selfish need to be empowered. You
> >> >> don't seem to have a neurotic, pathetic need to have your ego continuously
> >> >> satisfied at others expense.
> >> >
> >> > Is that what this is all about? I wondered if perhaps
> >> > I had done or said something to offend you.
> >> >
> >> > That Doug's a good ole bloke, after all!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> Looks like I'm runner-up for asshole of the year award again! Shit!
> >>
> > I'm still pissed off that Zeuss won! I tried my darndest!
>
>
Yup! Then Zeuss gloated and gloated about it and
rubbed it in my face. Damn! I was so jealous!
Why is he always the home coming queen?
Doug
"A ClockWork Red" <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
news:MPG.162a73e23...@news.alt.net...
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2001 16:02:03 -0400 in alt.life.sucks, Larex Q.
> Zarazinzen: Oligarch goes...
> >
> > >>
> > >> Be sure and put one in your head while you're at it.
> > >>
> > > Yeah, Doug. Be sure and put a bullet in your head.
> >
> > While you two are on the subject:
> >
> > I lean toward the Nosler Ballistic Tip 125 gr. or the Speer .30 cal
> > 130 gr. Hollow Point .308 for personal head shooting.
> > I guess the 110 gr. FMJ-RN would also make a good mess as compared to
> > the Spitzer Boat Tails and such but I still prefer the Nosler with a
> > quick burning powder such as IMR 3031 or a decent Ball Powder.
> >
> Is factory ammo not good enough for head-shooting?
As any serious, intelligent and well-informed shooter knows, the usual
manufacturing tolerances make anything less than about 1 MOA (minute of arc)
accuracy pretty much impossible. With well-made hand loads, half-MOA
accuracy is pretty routine and quarter-MOA isn't unheard of. (Just for
reference, 1 MOA is about 1 inch for every hundred yards of range. At 600
yards, with a half-MOA load, the round would hit within 3 inches of the aim
point)
Doug
Doug
> On Sun, 7 Oct 2001 09:04:37 -0700, A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >>
> >> <yawn> Did somebody shit in the corner? Or is that just Scott again?
> >>
> > I thought that my poodle took a dump but it was Doug.
>
> Poodle? What happened to the husky type?
He's heartbroken that he isn't still sharing a cell with Scotto. A good
bitch is hard to find <g>
Doug
A ClockWork Red
>
> Doug
A ClockWork Red
"bitches"! Male - female - dog - cat - chicken, it's all the same
to Doug! Stay out of prison, folks! There are people JUST like
Doogie in there and you don't want them to see your bum!