Too Weird!
A ClockWork Red
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
NEW YORK — Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame Street?
Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin Laden?
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A ClockWork Red wrote:
> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
>
> NEW YORK — Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame Street?
> Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin Laden?
I never really liked Bert. He was way toooooo controling of Ernie. NOW
Ernie is quite an upstanding Muppet.
This affair of Berts with Bin is probably the same old Hollywood story:
Bert started way to young in T.V.... Got hooked on alcohol, drugs and
sex.... Heard that Bin has been blowing the The Three Billy Goats.... And
wanted some of the action.
<sigh>
It's tragic really......
~pree
Free Radical
"þrêlüdè" wrote:
> A ClockWork Red wrote:
>
> > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
> >
> > NEW YORK — Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame Street?
> > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin Laden?
>
> I never really liked Bert. He was way toooooo controling of Ernie. NOW
> Ernie is quite an upstanding Muppet.
>
> This affair of Berts with Bin is probably the same old Hollywood story:
>
> Bert started way to young in T.V.... Got hooked on alcohol, drugs and
> sex.... Heard that Bin has been blowing the The Three Billy Goats.... And
> wanted some of the action.
>
> <sigh>
>
> It's tragic really......
>
> ~pree
>
At least he was strong enough to avoid the lure of rap and hip hop.
þrêlüdè
Free Radical wrote:
The world of hip hop and wrap pretty much punked him. Just like they did with
his human look alike Vanilla Ice.
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Free Radical
"þrêlüdè" wrote:
I thought he snubbed rap and decided to live in a trash can for the rest of his
life. I am not exactly a muppet groupy so maybe I have it all mixed up.
A ClockWork Red
>
>
> A ClockWork Red wrote:
>
> > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
> >
> > NEW YORK — Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame Street?
> > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin Laden?
>
> I never really liked Bert. He was way toooooo controling of Ernie. NOW
> Ernie is quite an upstanding Muppet.
>
> This affair of Berts with Bin is probably the same old Hollywood story:
>
> Bert started way to young in T.V.... Got hooked on alcohol, drugs and
> sex.... Heard that Bin has been blowing the The Three Billy Goats.... And
> wanted some of the action.
>
> <sigh>
>
> It's tragic really......
>
I thought that Ernie ran off with Tinky Winky and that's what
set off Bert. (oh well). What can you expect from those puppet
types?
A ClockWork Red
goes...
lived in the dumpster.
þrêlüdè
Free Radical wrote:
Naw,
Oscar the Grouch lives in the trash can by the store on the show, and Vanilla Ice
lives in a trash can off of Rodeo Drive in L.A.
Free Radical
"þrêlüdè" wrote:
With similarities like that it is no wonder I get confused. The rap scene and the
muppet scene have a lot in common.
þrêlüdè
Free Radical wrote:
Quiz time:
Which two are Muppets?
A) Big Bird
B) Lil' Bow Wow
C) Missy Elliott
D) Miss Piggy
E) Snoop Doggie Dog
Free Radical
"þrêlüdè" wrote:
The onl;y one I am sure of is E)
þrêlüdè
Free Radical wrote:
What are sure of about E)?
Is E) a:
A)Rapper
B)Muppet
C) taste of the Month from McDonalds
D)fun way to perform some of the Karma Sutra
Free Radical
"þrêlüdè" wrote:
He is that muppet that works as a double agent for the CIA and M-7. He gathers most of his
intelegence by sleeping with the husbands and wives of other double agents instead of going out
and gathering his own data.
þrêlüdè
A ClockWork Red wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2001 18:35:01 -0600 in alt.life.sucks, þrêlüdè goes...
> >
> >
> > A ClockWork Red wrote:
> >
> > > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
> > >
> > > NEW YORK — Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame Street?
> > > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin Laden?
> >
> > I never really liked Bert. He was way toooooo controling of Ernie. NOW
> > Ernie is quite an upstanding Muppet.
> >
> > This affair of Berts with Bin is probably the same old Hollywood story:
> >
> > Bert started way to young in T.V.... Got hooked on alcohol, drugs and
> > sex.... Heard that Bin has been blowing the The Three Billy Goats.... And
> > wanted some of the action.
> >
> > <sigh>
> >
> > It's tragic really......
> >
>
> I thought that Ernie ran off with Tinky Winky and that's what
> set off Bert. (oh well). What can you expect from those puppet
> types?
Really?
I heard that he stood outside of a monster's house and said "I'm a cookie. Why
don't you come on out and eat me?"
Haven't heard about him since.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
>
> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
>
> NEW YORK - Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame Street?
> Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin Laden?
Why's everybody always pickin on Bert? LOL
Justa Hillbilly
"þrêlüdè" said...
>
> A ClockWork Red wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 10 Oct 2001 18:35:01 -0600 in alt.life.sucks, þrêlüdè goes...
> > >
> > >
> > > A ClockWork Red wrote:
> > >
> > > > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
> > > >
Street?
> > > > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin
Laden?
> > >
> > > I never really liked Bert. He was way toooooo controling of Ernie.
NOW
> > > Ernie is quite an upstanding Muppet.
> > >
> > > This affair of Berts with Bin is probably the same old Hollywood
story:
> > >
> > > Bert started way to young in T.V.... Got hooked on alcohol, drugs and
> > > sex.... Heard that Bin has been blowing the The Three Billy Goats....
And
> > > wanted some of the action.
> > >
> > > <sigh>
> > >
> > > It's tragic really......
> > >
> >
> > I thought that Ernie ran off with Tinky Winky and that's what
> > set off Bert. (oh well). What can you expect from those puppet
> > types?
>
> Really?
>
> I heard that he stood outside of a monster's house and said "I'm a cookie.
Why
> don't you come on out and eat me?"
>
> Haven't heard about him since.
Cookie monster is my fav;-)
Justa Hillbilly
"þrêlüdè" said...
> Ice, Ice Baby!!
*dances*
I justa love that song!!!!
A ClockWork Red
goes...
and the way he's always losing his temper, he's
bound to snap eventually and kill someone. ;P
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
> > >
> > > NEW YORK - Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame
Street?
> > > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin Laden?
> >
> > Why's everybody always pickin on Bert? LOL
> >
> It's Bert's asinine attitude! He's a malcontent
> and the way he's always losing his temper, he's
> bound to snap eventually and kill someone. ;P
I always thought Grover was a suspicious one.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
at first as a crotchety old homeless fellow
who eats garbage; he's actually got a multi
level condo in that can! I know! I saw the
episode where they gave the tour of it!
Curious Gene
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2001 19:11:31 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Justa Hillbilly
> goes...
>>
>> "A ClockWork Red" said...
>> >
>> > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
>> >
>> > NEW YORK - Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame Street?
>> > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin Laden?
>>
>> Why's everybody always pickin on Bert? LOL
>>
> It's Bert's asinine attitude! He's a malcontent
> and the way he's always losing his temper, he's
> bound to snap eventually and kill someone. ;P
It used to just break my little heart when Bert would get angry, and
Ernie, with that terrified look on his face, would clutch the blankets
and say, "you're yelling at me again, Bert". And then Bert would fling
his bottle of Jack Daniels into the corner, and go out to buy smokes,
and Ernie would curl up and picture those pleasant days when they still
lived on Sesame street, and he could go shopping with Big Bird while
Bert worked at the steel mill, and then they would disco all night at
the Trash Can (and don't forget that night that Elmo and Oscar got into
that big fight, when Big Bird got so smashed that he started plucking
himself right up there on the bar), and sleep in late on Saturdays
before Ernie had to go off to his job at the Salon...
--
Gene Sullivan | System Operator | ge...@xlrn.ucsb.edu
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man had affected us as
kids, now we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, bumping into
people, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
A ClockWork Red
> In alt.geek A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> said, and I quote:
> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2001 19:11:31 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Justa Hillbilly
> > goes...
> >>
> >> "A ClockWork Red" said...
> >> >
> >> > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
> >> >
> >> > NEW YORK - Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame Street?
> >> > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin Laden?
> >>
> >> Why's everybody always pickin on Bert? LOL
> >>
> > It's Bert's asinine attitude! He's a malcontent
> > and the way he's always losing his temper, he's
> > bound to snap eventually and kill someone. ;P
>
> It used to just break my little heart when Bert would get angry, and
> Ernie, with that terrified look on his face, would clutch the blankets
> and say, "you're yelling at me again, Bert". And then Bert would fling
> his bottle of Jack Daniels into the corner, and go out to buy smokes,
> and Ernie would curl up and picture those pleasant days when they still
> lived on Sesame street, and he could go shopping with Big Bird while
> Bert worked at the steel mill, and then they would disco all night at
> the Trash Can (and don't forget that night that Elmo and Oscar got into
> that big fight, when Big Bird got so smashed that he started plucking
> himself right up there on the bar), and sleep in late on Saturdays
> before Ernie had to go off to his job at the Salon...
>
>
all got pissed and fight...
Neo 1061
<freera...@yahoo.com> jacked into the Matrix and remarked thus:
>> What are sure of about [Snoop Doggie Dog]?
>>
>> A)Rapper
>> B)Muppet
>> C) taste of the Month from McDonalds
>> D)fun way to perform some of the Karma Sutra
>
>He is that muppet that works as a double agent for the CIA and M-7. He gathers most of his
>intelegence by sleeping with the husbands and wives of other double agents instead of going out
>and gathering his own data.
No, that's Mata Hari, and you misspelled MI7.
--
It has been my experience that women are no more cranky during their
period than the rest of the month. They're always cranky. Feed them
chocolate.
-- D.S.Martin in soc.sexuality.general
Neo 1061
<confusion@it's.finest> jacked into the Matrix and remarked thus:
Yeah, it's always the quiet, unassuming one. The one nobody notices
.. until it's too late.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > > > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
> > > > >
> > > > > NEW YORK - Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame
> > Street?
> > > > > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin
Laden?
> > > >
> > > > Why's everybody always pickin on Bert? LOL
> > > >
> > > It's Bert's asinine attitude! He's a malcontent
> > > and the way he's always losing his temper, he's
> > > bound to snap eventually and kill someone. ;P
> >
> > I always thought Grover was a suspicious one.
> >
> Grover's alright, actually. Tho he may appear
> at first as a crotchety old homeless fellow
> who eats garbage; he's actually got a multi
> level condo in that can! I know! I saw the
> episode where they gave the tour of it!
LMAO Grover didn't live in the garbage can silly!
Grover is the red scraggly d00d!
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
Grumbler? Whatever his name was!
Wait, Grover isn't red; he's blue. Emmo is the red
freak. Emmo is the eunuch and Grover is the
cordial burn-out.
Justa Hillbilly
"Neo 1061" said...
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2001 20:57:20 GMT, "Justa Hillbilly"
> <confusion@it's.finest> jacked into the Matrix and remarked thus:
>
> >
> >"A ClockWork Red" said...
> >
> >> > > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
> >> > >
> >> > > NEW YORK - Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame
> >Street?
> >> > > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin
Laden?
> >> >
> >> > Why's everybody always pickin on Bert? LOL
> >> >
> >> It's Bert's asinine attitude! He's a malcontent
> >> and the way he's always losing his temper, he's
> >> bound to snap eventually and kill someone. ;P
> >
> >I always thought Grover was a suspicious one.
>
> Yeah, it's always the quiet, unassuming one. The one nobody notices
> .. until it's too late.
The thing I remember the most is when he was teachin you the difference
between 'near' and 'far'. Running back and forth and his arms justa floppin
around.. and getting outta breath by the end of it.... hehehe
I miss Sesame Street and how it usedta be.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > > > > > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > NEW YORK - Do the global terror links reach even as far as
Sesame
> > > > Street?
> > > > > > > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama
bin
> > Laden?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why's everybody always pickin on Bert? LOL
> > > > > >
> > > > > It's Bert's asinine attitude! He's a malcontent
> > > > > and the way he's always losing his temper, he's
> > > > > bound to snap eventually and kill someone. ;P
> > > >
> > > > I always thought Grover was a suspicious one.
> > > >
> > > Grover's alright, actually. Tho he may appear
> > > at first as a crotchety old homeless fellow
> > > who eats garbage; he's actually got a multi
> > > level condo in that can! I know! I saw the
> > > episode where they gave the tour of it!
> >
> > LMAO Grover didn't live in the garbage can silly!
> > Grover is the red scraggly d00d!
> >
> Oh right! I was thinking of whassis name! hahahaha.
> Grumbler? Whatever his name was!
Oscar, silly!
> Wait, Grover isn't red; he's blue. Emmo is the red
> freak. Emmo is the eunuch and Grover is the
> cordial burn-out.
Yer right. My bad. Grover is blue;-)
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
'Emmo' (the red one). Oh well. Close enough.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
They are still there LOL
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
My daughter has a tickle me Elmo. I love that thing!
A ClockWork Red
No way! I havn't seen them! I've missed them so!
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
Burn it! Burn it!
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
I haven't watched in quite some time so I dunno fer sure but I don't think
Sesame Street woulda killed off their characters or nothin. And if you
remeber ol Snuffy was more of 2nd character...he only came around once or
twice a week anyways.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
I loved Rosie before she had kids.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
them to Baskin Robbins. Think about how screwed up those
kids will become after gettin raized by that big lezbo!
A ClockWork Red
Free Radical
Is there anyone in the world who thinks Paula Poundstone is funny besides that
nerdy host of "To Tell the Truth?"
A ClockWork Red
goes...
entertainment value. Funny? No. Funny-funny? Sure.
Free Radical
The guy who hosts that show seems to get the biggest kick out of every word she
utters. I have yet to hear her say anything funny or intelligent. Maybe both of
them do the same drugs.
þrêlüdè
Justa Hillbilly wrote:
Ahhhh...
But you know what I really really really miss?
The Electric Company
HHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYY YYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUU
GGGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
þrêlüdè
A ClockWork Red wrote:
> On Fri, 12 Oct 2001 11:59:10 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Justa Hillbilly
> goes...
> >
> > "Neo 1061" said...
> >
> > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2001 20:57:20 GMT, "Justa Hillbilly"
> > > <confusion@it's.finest> jacked into the Matrix and remarked thus:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > >
> > > >> > > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > NEW YORK - Do the global terror links reach even as far as Sesame
> > > >Street?
> > > >> > > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind Usama bin
> > Laden?
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Why's everybody always pickin on Bert? LOL
> > > >> >
> > > >> It's Bert's asinine attitude! He's a malcontent
> > > >> and the way he's always losing his temper, he's
> > > >> bound to snap eventually and kill someone. ;P
> > > >
> > > >I always thought Grover was a suspicious one.
> > >
> > > Yeah, it's always the quiet, unassuming one. The one nobody notices
> > > .. until it's too late.
> >
> > The thing I remember the most is when he was teachin you the difference
> > between 'near' and 'far'. Running back and forth and his arms justa floppin
> > around.. and getting outta breath by the end of it.... hehehe
> > I miss Sesame Street and how it usedta be.
> >
> What happened to The Count and Snuffaluffagus? <-(sp)
The Count went on counting and sucking on stuff, and the Snuff man has something
very big to do both of those things with.
þrêlüdè
A ClockWork Red wrote:
I asked my children about it. They declaired that the count hasn't been on for a
while, but Snuff is is still there. And one of them finished off "And we have
been watching it since we were kids." she is 8.
I love it when they say silly things with all the meaning and conviction of their
little hearts.
A ClockWork Red
there who can translate Rosie Speak to Porky
Pig talk - "badeee badeee ehbaddeeee". She makes
a lot more sense that way.
þrêlüdè
Justa Hillbilly wrote:
Try it on Christmas Morn.
Picture this:
Peaceful morning.
Everyone happy.
They actually got things they wanted.
They each got a Tickle me Elmo!
By New Years Eve you are on edge and ready to kill the next person who cracks a
grin.
I hate Tickle me Elmo.
þrêlüdè
Justa Hillbilly wrote:
I never did. Not even on that sit com with Nel Carter.
Maybe I will like her better once she comes out of the closet.....
þrêlüdè
Free Radical wrote:
Hmmmm.....
To tell the truth childbirth was funnier than Paula Should-be-Stoned.
Free Radical
I like it when your oldest refers to his brothers and sister as "the kids" hehehe.
þrêlüdè
Free Radical wrote:
Right now he is telling me how much he wants to see America's Most WAnted because of a
special request the FBI has of John Walsh.
The other kids are ready to gag, bind and throw him in the closet.
SABRINA IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank God for Usenet if those are my two choices!
Free Radical
Sabrina is on? Oh shoot I have to run.
þrêlüdè
Free Radical wrote:
Damn!
Lost another one to that blonde witch!!
Justa Hillbilly
"þrêlüdè" said...
LOL
I wanted to watch AMW(isn't it usually on saturdays....?? why are ppl always
messin with my routine?? ) LOL
.... but it is on the Simpsons....which if given a choice between those
two... The Simpsons kick ass;-)
Free Radical
LOL I was kidding of course.
þrêlüdè
> because of a
> > special request the FBI has of John Walsh.
> >
> > The other kids are ready to gag, bind and throw him in the closet.
> > SABRINA IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > Thank God for Usenet if those are my two choices!
>
> LOL
> I wanted to watch AMW(isn't it usually on saturdays....?? why are ppl always
> messin with my routine?? ) LOL
> .... but it is on the Simpsons....which if given a choice between those
> two... The Simpsons kick ass;-)
I have to agree with you on that one. I really like the Simpsons. Homer is my
fav.
þrêlüdè
> > >
> > > Sabrina is on? Oh shoot I have to run.
> >
> > Damn!
> > Lost another one to that blonde witch!!
>
> LOL I was kidding of course.
Whew! Close one.
Oneson
A ClockWork Red
Hehehe. Ya, I think that The Count was too scary for
a children's show. Those were different times. I'm
glad that snuff is still around. I was afraid he'd
gone off and did a snuff film or something.
>
> I love it when they say silly things with all the meaning and conviction of their
> little hearts.
Kids is like that.
Justa Hillbilly
"þrêlüdè" said...
LOL Kinda like a furby!
Justa Hillbilly
"þrêlüdè" said...
Yeah that too!
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
LMAO I could see that!
Justa Hillbilly
"þrêlüdè" said...
LMAO @ Should be stoned. heheheeeeeee
Justa Hillbilly
"þrêlüdè" said....
Most definately!
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
> > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2001 11:59:10 GMT in alt.life.sucks, Justa
Hillbilly
> > > > > goes...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Neo 1061" said...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2001 20:57:20 GMT, "Justa Hillbilly"
> > > > > > > <confusion@it's.finest> jacked into the Matrix and remarked
thus:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> > > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
> > > > > > > >> > >
> > > > > > > >> > > NEW YORK - Do the global terror links reach even as far
as
> > > > Sesame
> > > > > > > >Street?
> > > > > > > >> > > Is Bert the Muppet a henchman of terrorist mastermind
Usama
> > bin
> > > > > > Laden?
> > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > >> > Why's everybody always pickin on Bert? LOL
> > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > >> It's Bert's asinine attitude! He's a malcontent
> > > > > > > >> and the way he's always losing his temper, he's
> > > > > > > >> bound to snap eventually and kill someone. ;P
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >I always thought Grover was a suspicious one.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah, it's always the quiet, unassuming one. The one nobody
> > notices
> > > > > > > .. until it's too late.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The thing I remember the most is when he was teachin you the
> > difference
> > > > > > between 'near' and 'far'. Running back and forth and his arms
justa
> > > > floppin
> > > > > > around.. and getting outta breath by the end of it.... hehehe
> > > > > > I miss Sesame Street and how it usedta be.
> > > > > >
> > > > > What happened to The Count and Snuffaluffagus? <-(sp)
> > > >
> > > > They are still there LOL
> > >
> > >
> > > No way! I havn't seen them! I've missed them so!
> >
> > I haven't watched in quite some time so I dunno fer sure but I don't
think
> > Sesame Street woulda killed off their characters or nothin. And if you
> > remeber ol Snuffy was more of 2nd character...he only came around once
or
> > twice a week anyways.
> >
> Sesame Street died with Jim wassis name and Kermit.
Yeah, me too.
Justa Hillbilly
"þrêlüdè" said...
I am tryin to hear the theme song and I just can't.... Howw does it go?
þrêlüdè
Justa Hillbilly wrote:
Homer and my inner child have a lot in common.
þrêlüdè
Justa Hillbilly wrote:
to be hones, I don't remember. Usually my mom would be reading a book and I
would yell
HHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYY YYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUU
> GGGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
She would jump like something bit her; call me by my first, middle and last
name; then send me to my room for my father to handle "When he got home!"
But isn't that where Tony Danza got his start.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
That's fine. I don't care. Should she have kids tho?
A ClockWork Red
It's just an evil show now; I don't know if its because every
thing is in EsPanol~ or its that Elmo wussy.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > > > It's evil! It's possessed by the evil powers of Rosie!
> > > > > Burn it! Burn it!
> > > >
> > > > I loved Rosie before she had kids.
> > > >
> > > She should do a Paula Poundstone and get drunk and drive
> > > them to Baskin Robbins. Think about how screwed up those
> > > kids will become after gettin raized by that big lezbo!
> >
> > LMAO I could see that!
> >
> I can tell by watching the show that Rosie's an alcoholic lesbian!
> That's fine. I don't care. Should she have kids tho?
She has changed a whole lot since havin kids. I'm really not sure.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
LMAO I meant I agreed.
Justa Hillbilly
LOL You were a handful!
> But isn't that where Tony Danza got his start.
I don't remember Tony Danza being on it... Hmmmmm
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
> >
> > > > > > > It's evil! It's possessed by the evil powers of Rosie!
> > > > > > > Burn it! Burn it!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I loved Rosie before she had kids.
> > > > > >
> > > > > She should do a Paula Poundstone and get drunk and drive
> > > > > them to Baskin Robbins. Think about how screwed up those
> > > > > kids will become after gettin raized by that big lezbo!
> > > >
> > > > LMAO I could see that!
> > > >
> > > I can tell by watching the show that Rosie's an alcoholic lesbian!
> > > That's fine. I don't care. Should she have kids tho?
> >
> > She has changed a whole lot since havin kids. I'm really not sure.
> >
> How so? I don't watch her show. She gets on my nerves big time.
I don't watch it anymore either. She is just too mommyfied now.
Free Radical
Justa Hillbilly wrote:
Alcoholics are at a disadvantage when it comes to parenting. But I can
see no reason why a lesbian couldn't be a successful Mother.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
A ClockWork Red
þrêlüdè
Justa Hillbilly wrote:
I could be wrong.
Did I mention my mom used to smoke Js while reading.
þrêlüdè
Free Radical wrote:
I was a wonderful mother when I was a lesbian.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said.,..
> > > > > Sesame Street died with Jim wassis name and Kermit.
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, me too.
> > > >
> > > Me too; well; at least the part of me that liked Sesame Street.
> > > It's just an evil show now; I don't know if its because every
> > > thing is in EsPanol~ or its that Elmo wussy.
> >
> > LMAO I meant I agreed.
> >
> OH! I see!
D'oh!
Justa Hillbilly
"þrêlüdè" said...
LMAO Did she really? hehehehe
How do you feel about that now and then??
Justa Hillbilly
"Free Radical" said...
Me either.
Justa Hillbilly
"þrêlüdè" said...
LOL
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > >
> > > > > > > > > It's evil! It's possessed by the evil powers of Rosie!
> > > > > > > > > Burn it! Burn it!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I loved Rosie before she had kids.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > She should do a Paula Poundstone and get drunk and drive
> > > > > > > them to Baskin Robbins. Think about how screwed up those
> > > > > > > kids will become after gettin raized by that big lezbo!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > LMAO I could see that!
> > > > > >
> > > > > I can tell by watching the show that Rosie's an alcoholic
lesbian!
> > > > > That's fine. I don't care. Should she have kids tho?
> > > >
> > > > She has changed a whole lot since havin kids. I'm really not sure.
> > > >
> > > How so? I don't watch her show. She gets on my nerves big time.
> >
> > I don't watch it anymore either. She is just too mommyfied now.
> >
> Ya, there's definitely that 2nd childhood thingy goin on.
She needs to get over it!
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
She's the white Oprah!
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
> > > > > > > > > > > It's evil! It's possessed by the evil powers of
Rosie!
> > > > > > > > > > > Burn it! Burn it!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I loved Rosie before she had kids.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > She should do a Paula Poundstone and get drunk and drive
> > > > > > > > > them to Baskin Robbins. Think about how screwed up those
> > > > > > > > > kids will become after gettin raized by that big lezbo!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > LMAO I could see that!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I can tell by watching the show that Rosie's an alcoholic
> > lesbian!
> > > > > > > That's fine. I don't care. Should she have kids tho?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She has changed a whole lot since havin kids. I'm really not
sure.
> > > > > >
> > > > > How so? I don't watch her show. She gets on my nerves big time.
> > > >
> > > > I don't watch it anymore either. She is just too mommyfied now.
> > > >
> > > Ya, there's definitely that 2nd childhood thingy goin on.
> >
> > She needs to get over it!
> >
> I guess in her mind, she's got a good thing goin. Why go changin'?
> She's the white Oprah!
Oprah aint got no kids!
þrêlüdè
Justa Hillbilly wrote:
It never really bothered me too much. My mom was pretty much a flower child who
thought that anything that grew from the ground was great.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
þrêlüdè
A ClockWork Red wrote:
Maybe she is smarter than I gave her credit for. Mine belong in a basement
dungeon.
Neo 1061
jacked into the Matrix and remarked thus:
>It never really bothered me too much. My mom was pretty much a flower child who
>thought that anything that grew from the ground was great.
Umm, your real name doesn't happen to have a 'y' for a fifth letter
does it?
--
It has been my experience that women are no more cranky during their
period than the rest of the month. They're always cranky. Feed them
chocolate.
-- D.S.Martin in soc.sexuality.general
þrêlüdè
Neo 1061 wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Oct 2001 17:38:52 -0600, "þrêlüdè" <pree...@yahoo.com>
> jacked into the Matrix and remarked thus:
>
> >It never really bothered me too much. My mom was pretty much a flower child who
> >thought that anything that grew from the ground was great.
>
> Umm, your real name doesn't happen to have a 'y' for a fifth letter
> does it?
Yes it does. Is that symbolic of something?
Neo 1061
jacked into the Matrix and remarked thus:
>
>
>Neo 1061 wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 13 Oct 2001 17:38:52 -0600, "þrêlüdè" <pree...@yahoo.com>
>> jacked into the Matrix and remarked thus:
>>
>> >It never really bothered me too much. My mom was pretty much a flower child who
>> >thought that anything that grew from the ground was great.
>>
>> Umm, your real name doesn't happen to have a 'y' for a fifth letter
>> does it?
>
>Yes it does. Is that symbolic of something?
Because I think maybe I know you from somewhere?
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
þrêlüdè
Neo 1061 wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Oct 2001 18:55:01 -0600, "þrêlüdè" <pree...@yahoo.com>
> jacked into the Matrix and remarked thus:
>
> >
> >
> >Neo 1061 wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2001 17:38:52 -0600, "þrêlüdè" <pree...@yahoo.com>
> >> jacked into the Matrix and remarked thus:
> >>
> >> >It never really bothered me too much. My mom was pretty much a flower child who
> >> >thought that anything that grew from the ground was great.
> >>
> >> Umm, your real name doesn't happen to have a 'y' for a fifth letter
> >> does it?
> >
> >Yes it does. Is that symbolic of something?
>
> Because I think maybe I know you from somewhere?
Ok. Tell me everywhere you have been and I will tell you if I have been there too.
þrêlüdè
A ClockWork Red wrote:
Poor kiddies my butt. It is a matter of public saftey.
A ClockWork Red
Little Nemo
writes
Today's episode was sponsored by the letter 'J'
--
Little Nemo
(All email will be blatantly ignored)
þrêlüdè
A ClockWork Red wrote:
LOL
Neo 1061
It would have to be ICQ if you are who I think you might be.