The Gem Of Fine Beer
A ClockWork Red
It Looks Like A Stroh Light NIGHT or
Pearl THE GEM OF FINE BEER cuz It Just
Doesn't Get Any Better Than This!
I'm going to turn on the Stroh lighted
bar sign. It's pretty kewl! Then I'm
gonna go get me some beers!
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"we've got our best minds jerking on it!"
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
> It's nearly Miller Time again. Or maybe
> It Looks Like A Stroh Light NIGHT or
> Pearl THE GEM OF FINE BEER cuz It Just
> Doesn't Get Any Better Than This!
>
> I'm going to turn on the Stroh lighted
> bar sign. It's pretty kewl! Then I'm
> gonna go get me some beers!
Is it a neon light? Those things are expensive!
BTW Corona is better than any of the above.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
and really purdy at night!
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > It's nearly Miller Time again. Or maybe
> > > It Looks Like A Stroh Light NIGHT or
> > > Pearl THE GEM OF FINE BEER cuz It Just
> > > Doesn't Get Any Better Than This!
> > >
> > > I'm going to turn on the Stroh lighted
> > > bar sign. It's pretty kewl! Then I'm
> > > gonna go get me some beers!
> >
> > Is it a neon light? Those things are expensive!
> > BTW Corona is better than any of the above.
> >
> It's back-lit by a neon light. It's all multi-coloured
> and really purdy at night!
I like those;-)
I used to work at a convenient store that had a bunch of those on the
windas... if, when we cleaned the windows, and we broke one, we had to pay
for it.
I'm glad I never had to clean the windas!
A ClockWork Red
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>
for sale at a shop in Redding California
for like $300.00 a piece.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > > > It's nearly Miller Time again. Or maybe
> > > > > It Looks Like A Stroh Light NIGHT or
> > > > > Pearl THE GEM OF FINE BEER cuz It Just
> > > > > Doesn't Get Any Better Than This!
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm going to turn on the Stroh lighted
> > > > > bar sign. It's pretty kewl! Then I'm
> > > > > gonna go get me some beers!
> > > >
> > > > Is it a neon light? Those things are expensive!
> > > > BTW Corona is better than any of the above.
> > > >
> > > It's back-lit by a neon light. It's all multi-coloured
> > > and really purdy at night!
> >
> > I like those;-)
> > I used to work at a convenient store that had a bunch of those on the
> > windas... if, when we cleaned the windows, and we broke one, we had to
pay
> > for it.
> > I'm glad I never had to clean the windas!
> >
> >
> Do you know how much those cost? I saw them
> for sale at a shop in Redding California
> for like $300.00 a piece.
I know! It's outrageous.
Free Radical
Justa Hillbilly wrote:
I want to learn how to make neon lights. It is not too hard to do.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
were making big money doin those.
A ClockWork Red
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>
þrêlüdè
Free Radical wrote:
I heard on the news that a lot of the State Fair booths got sited because the
neon signs weren't installed properly. But they also mentioned that there are
quite a few businesses here that make them.
Justa Hillbilly
"Free Radical" said...
Have you seen it being done?
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
Really? I never noticed but then again I ain't been to a whole lotta bars.
Free Radical
Justa Hillbilly wrote:
No but I have read quite a few discussions about technique. The glass used is
soft so it is easy to work. should be a peace of cake compared to what I am
used to.
A ClockWork Red
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>
all filled with seedy individuals and then the cops wait
fer ya to drive off after a few drinks.
Free Radical
A ClockWork Red wrote:
>
> > > Neon lights always enhance the drinking experience.
> >
> > Really? I never noticed but then again I ain't been to a whole lotta bars.
> >
> Prolly that's a good thing. I don't like bars and they're
> all filled with seedy individuals
You mean like them dudes that get all pretty in them suits and ties and stuff?
Yeah I like to have my back in the corner when folks like that are crowded around
too!
þrêlüdè
Free Radical wrote:
I would like to make peace with a cake since I cannot make peace in the Middle
East.
Free Radical
"þrêlüdè" wrote:
What is it with the editors today?
A ClockWork Red
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>
>
steal tips right off of the tables!
Free Radical
A ClockWork Red wrote:
>
> > > Prolly that's a good thing. I don't like bars and they're
> > > all filled with seedy individuals
> >
> > You mean like them dudes that get all pretty in them suits and ties and stuff?
> > Yeah I like to have my back in the corner when folks like that are crowded around
> > too!
> >
> They're prolly a bunch of evil dump-truck lawyers! They'll
> steal tips right off of the tables!
>
They damn sure will. I have seen them do it.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
>
>
Grant Triggs
>
> On Sat, 13 Oct 2001 14:35:33 -0700 in alt.life.sucks, Free Radical
> goes...
> >
> >
> > A ClockWork Red wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > > > Prolly that's a good thing. I don't like bars and they're
> > > > > all filled with seedy individuals
> > > >
> > > > You mean like them dudes that get all pretty in them suits and ties and stuff?
> > > > Yeah I like to have my back in the corner when folks like that are crowded around
> > > > too!
> > > >
> > > They're prolly a bunch of evil dump-truck lawyers! They'll
> > > steal tips right off of the tables!
> > >
> >
> > They damn sure will. I have seen them do it.
> >
> I'd rather get drunk with telemarketers.
Spoon -that is REALLY FUNNY. I'm not sure why .
--
Trigger - Oh. It's because telemarketers are the lowest form of life. We
should eat them. Who'd care? Not even the vegifucks.
A ClockWork Red
> A ClockWork Red wrote:
> >
> > On Sat, 13 Oct 2001 14:35:33 -0700 in alt.life.sucks, Free Radical
> > goes...
> > >
> > >
> > > A ClockWork Red wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > > Prolly that's a good thing. I don't like bars and they're
> > > > > > all filled with seedy individuals
> > > > >
> > > > > You mean like them dudes that get all pretty in them suits and ties and stuff?
> > > > > Yeah I like to have my back in the corner when folks like that are crowded around
> > > > > too!
> > > > >
> > > > They're prolly a bunch of evil dump-truck lawyers! They'll
> > > > steal tips right off of the tables!
> > > >
> > >
> > > They damn sure will. I have seen them do it.
> > >
> > I'd rather get drunk with telemarketers.
>
> Spoon -that is REALLY FUNNY. I'm not sure why .
>
> --
> Trigger - Oh. It's because telemarketers are the lowest form of life. We
> should eat them. Who'd care? Not even the vegifucks.
>
of the fact that they are worthless and therefore
they are more likely to enjoy the odd drink! A
"dump-truck lawyer" is even a worse bottom feeder
because some of us *have* to resort to using their
services! Hell; you can always just hang up on
a telemarketer!
Justa Hillbilly
"Free Radical" said...
you should look into it.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
Yeppers it sure is!
A ClockWork Red
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>
Little Nemo
<dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> writes
I noticed you didn't distinguish between the cops and the seedy
individuals, figures.
--
Little Nemo
(All email will be blatantly ignored)
A ClockWork Red
Free Radical
Justa Hillbilly wrote:
It is worth a try.
Free Radical
A ClockWork Red wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Oct 2001 14:35:33 -0700 in alt.life.sucks, Free Radical
> goes...
> >
> >
> > A ClockWork Red wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > > > Prolly that's a good thing. I don't like bars and they're
> > > > > all filled with seedy individuals
> > > >
> > > > You mean like them dudes that get all pretty in them suits and ties and stuff?
> > > > Yeah I like to have my back in the corner when folks like that are crowded around
> > > > too!
> > > >
> > > They're prolly a bunch of evil dump-truck lawyers! They'll
> > > steal tips right off of the tables!
> > >
> >
> > They damn sure will. I have seen them do it.
> >
> I'd rather get drunk with telemarketers.
uh huh! As annoying as Telemarketers are they are definitely the lesser of the evils.
A ClockWork Red
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
Sounds like a plan!
A ClockWork Red
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>
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > Ya. I'll stick to the garage!
> >
> > Sounds like a plan!
> >
> I'm still here!!!!
I'm over there ~~~~~~~~~~~>
A ClockWork Red
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>
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
> > > > > Ya. I'll stick to the garage!
> > > >
> > > > Sounds like a plan!
> > > >
> > > I'm still here!!!!
> >
> > I'm over there ~~~~~~~~~~~>
> >
> I'm further out there ----------------->
I thought you was under there.
A ClockWork Red
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>
8====>
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> >
> > > > > > > Ya. I'll stick to the garage!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Sounds like a plan!
> > > > > >
> > > > > I'm still here!!!!
> > > >
> > > > I'm over there ~~~~~~~~~~~>
> > > >
> > > I'm further out there ----------------->
> >
> > I thought you was under there.
> >
> Bollocks!
>
> 8====>
LOL You were sposed to say underwear!!!!!
Next time play along eh?;-)~
A ClockWork Red
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>
Grant Triggs
like semi-amusing and shit for a very short while? You've really begun to
piss me off.
I know, I KNOW, how little that means to you. But if you could just stick
your head in the barbeque for a bit and SHUT THE FUCK UP, that would be okay
with me.
--
Trigger - just a *little* bored with the horseshit
--------------------------------------------
A ClockWork Red
goes...
> Spoon, you useless cunt. I just want to say this. Altho I thought you were
> like semi-amusing and shit for a very short while? You've really begun to
> piss me off.
Yer just mad cuz you blew all yer money in 3 days
and you can't maintain an erection. ;P
> I know, I KNOW, how little that means to you. But if you could just stick
> your head in the barbeque for a bit and SHUT THE FUCK UP, that would be okay
> with me.
Barbecue?
prelude
Grant Triggs wrote:
> Gimme a Spoon, you useless cunt. I just want to dig this outta my ass. Altho
> I smell semi-amusing and like shit for a very short while, and there are people
> who have really begun to
> piss on me.
>
> I know, I KNOW, how little my penis is and what that means to you. But if you
> could just stick
> a penis pumper and my head a little bit further up my ass and REALIZE I AM A
> FUCK UP, that would be okay
> with me.
>
> --
> Trigger - too *little* to hange with a horse.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
> > > > > > > > > Ya. I'll stick to the garage!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Sounds like a plan!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm still here!!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm over there ~~~~~~~~~~~>
> > > > > >
> > > > > I'm further out there ----------------->
> > > >
> > > > I thought you was under there.
> > > >
> > > Bollocks!
> > >
> > > 8====>
> >
> > LOL You were sposed to say underwear!!!!!
> >
> > Next time play along eh?;-)~
> >
> Oops! Okay: underwear. Okaayyyy?
It's too late now. *humph*
Justa Hillbilly
"prelude" said...
A ClockWork Red
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>
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
> > > > LOL You were sposed to say underwear!!!!!
> > > >
> > > > Next time play along eh?;-)~
> > > >
> > > Oops! Okay: underwear. Okaayyyy?
> >
> > It's too late now. *humph*
> >
> Too late for underpants? Oh my. ;P
Yes, yes it is. You shoulda had yer depends on!
A ClockWork Red
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>
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > Too late for underpants? Oh my. ;P
> >
> > Yes, yes it is. You shoulda had yer depends on!
> >
> That all depends. ;P
On what?
A ClockWork Red
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>
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
> > > > > Too late for underpants? Oh my. ;P
> > > >
> > > > Yes, yes it is. You shoulda had yer depends on!
> > > >
> > > That all depends. ;P
> >
> > On what?
> >
> Depends.
I heard they were quite dependable.
A ClockWork Red
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>
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > Depends.
> >
> > I heard they were quite dependable.
> >
> Only if you change them so often!
How often is so often?
A ClockWork Red
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>
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > > > Depends.
> > > >
> > > > I heard they were quite dependable.
> > > >
> > > Only if you change them so often!
> >
> > How often is so often?
> >
> Just whenever. 3 weeks usually is fine.
U tinky
*crinklin nose up*
A ClockWork Red
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>
wear Depends. I wear filthy boxer shorts.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said....
> > > > > Only if you change them so often!
> > > >
> > > > How often is so often?
> > > >
> > > Just whenever. 3 weeks usually is fine.
> >
> > U tinky
> > *crinklin nose up*
> >
> I was just speaking hypothetically. I don't
> wear Depends. I wear filthy boxer shorts.
Whats the diff? The thickness?
A ClockWork Red
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>
shorts. I wear them when I work in
the yard or sit in front of the puter
drinkin beer. Actually, I basically
live in my boxers! When they get too
funky, I throw them in the warsher.
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > I was just speaking hypothetically. I don't
> > > wear Depends. I wear filthy boxer shorts.
> >
> > Whats the diff? The thickness?
> >
> Must be. These are jail issued boxer
> shorts. I wear them when I work in
> the yard or sit in front of the puter
> drinkin beer. Actually, I basically
> live in my boxers! When they get too
> funky, I throw them in the warsher.
Hehehhee
Do you like the jail issued boxers? I'm surprised they let ya keep em!
A ClockWork Red
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>
Justa Hillbilly
"A ClockWork Red" said...
> > Hehehhee
> > Do you like the jail issued boxers? I'm surprised they let ya keep em!
> >
> I took them as a souvenir!
LOL As a reminder I could see...but as a souveneir? hehehe yer silly!
A ClockWork Red
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>
back, I quickly put on my jeans over the boxers and took them.
When I was in city jail the next night some woman screeched,
"Where did you get those shorts!" "I donno", I said. Heheh.
They have a big number on them - that's they know they're
county shorts.
Free Radical
A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
news:MPG.163cf3393...@news.alt.net...
> On Sun, 21 Oct 2001 10:28:47 -0400 in alt.life.sucks, Justa Hillbilly
> goes...
> >
> > "A ClockWork Red" said...
> >
> > > > Hehehhee
> > > > Do you like the jail issued boxers? I'm surprised they let ya keep
em!
> > > >
> > > I took them as a souvenir!
> >
> > LOL As a reminder I could see...but as a souveneir? hehehe yer silly!
> >
> I thought it'd be kinda funny. When they gave me my clothes
> back, I quickly put on my jeans over the boxers and took them.
> When I was in city jail the next night some woman screeched,
> "Where did you get those shorts!" "I donno", I said. Heheh.
> They have a big number on them - that's they know they're
> county shorts.
>
Prison T-shirts are highly coveted casual wear.
A ClockWork Red
goes...
clothes tho - they just want to get the fuck out!
Free Radical
A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> On Sun, 21 Oct 2001 15:27:31 -0600 in alt.life.sucks, Free Radical
> goes...
> >
> > A ClockWork Red <dk7...@dkdkd.dkd> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.163cf3393...@news.alt.net...
> > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2001 10:28:47 -0400 in alt.life.sucks, Justa Hillbilly
> > > goes...
> > > >
> > > > "A ClockWork Red" said...
> > > >
> > > > > > Hehehhee
> > > > > > Do you like the jail issued boxers? I'm surprised they let ya
keep
> > em!
> > > > > >
> > > > > I took them as a souvenir!
> > > >
> > > > LOL As a reminder I could see...but as a souveneir? hehehe yer
silly!
> > > >
> > > I thought it'd be kinda funny. When they gave me my clothes
> > > back, I quickly put on my jeans over the boxers and took them.
> > > When I was in city jail the next night some woman screeched,
> > > "Where did you get those shorts!" "I donno", I said. Heheh.
> > > They have a big number on them - that's they know they're
> > > county shorts.
> > >
> >
> > Prison T-shirts are highly coveted casual wear.
> >
> Most prisoners don't try to rip off county or state
> clothes tho - they just want to get the fuck out!
>
Most likely it is the employees that steal them most.
A ClockWork Red
A ClockWork Red
> minimum wage. Hell, minimum wage hardly buys the amenities you get in jail.
>
I got paid $150.00 per day to go toward my fines + free
room and board!
Jailers have to smuggle in contraband to supplement
their incomes.