Give him to the Borg as a peace present. Use him as a bargining chip at a man eating planet. -- -----

This is my first posting to this group, it has kept me amused for about a month or so now - Cheers.

Wow does this group really exist?

Jason. reig0001@student.tc.umn.edu

found this in comp.graphics.animation: In article <CBGBFz.DBF@slipknot.rain.com>, robert@

A few ways to kill/sautee/fry/incinerate/carbonize/implode a Weasel The Enterprise visits Deep Space

Where's the traffic? Where's the coordination? The wonk is still out there! Just the other

This is a message from my sister who is visiting for the day. Anyway guys, all this stuff about good

wcrusher@fetish.starfleet-acad.org (Ensign Wesley Crusher) writes: >> Does anyone know if Will

I was just pondering Gerry drivel instead of working, when an incredible revelation made its presence

So you want to know how Wesley croaks, huh? Well, it goes something like this... Ole Wes' is

>In article <1993Jul10.201648.16568@etl.go.jp> wcrusher@fetish.starfleet-acad.org (Ensign

In article <1993Jul10.201648.16568@etl.go.jp> wcrusher@fetish.starfleet-acad.org (Ensign Wesley

Hello fellow loathers of the Teenage Worm, I don't know how many have seen the episode of STNG

In article <1993Jul10.201648.16568@etl.go.jp> wcrusher@fetish.starfleet-acad.org (Ensign Wesley

More Ways to Kill the Weasel 1. The Weasel is sitting alone in his cabin, using the replicator to

I don't see why you all hate ole Wes' so much... After all, the Enterprise would have been

Does anyone know if Will Wheaton reads this stuff? If so, it's a small wonder he's not a

Did you notice that the actor who plays Wesley was given the part of the Borg that Lt. Commander Data

I thought it might be interesting if Q found the record of Kirk's battle vs. the Gorn and found

Why does this newsgroup exist? Wesley is a stud! Blind drunk, he saves the _Enterprise_ from certain

I think that the subject kind of says it all.... There are days where you would like to see Picard

There's only one problem with killing the weasel. If they ever did it can you imagine the putrid

I think that the wez should die the way he lived: stupidly. My imaginary favorite death sceen is one

The spoiled brat on the bridge never got laid! Unless of course, he's having some sort of

Top Ten Deaths of the Weasel 10. Geordie tosses him into the warp containment field after the Weasel

I present you with my humble suggestion for a new ST:TNG episode: Death of the Weasel Wesley "

Sorry to be rude, but this newsgroup already exists, or at least it did a few months ago under alt.

DIE DIE DIE! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Andrew M