Kill WC
Nic Percival (x5336)
There's only one problem with killing the weasel. If they ever did it
can you imagine the putrid teary barf barf etc etc aftermath. Unless
of course you kill off most of the other characters too..
No, I think that exile to re-runs is the best we're gonna do.
To be honest I didn't dislike WC in his last one o two episodes. Final
Mission is ok. But the early stuff. Jesus, the character makes me puke.
I think something I'd like to see is he's fooling with some replicator
device (oh your so clever Wes..) and suddenly he fucks up and is
submerged in 5000 gallons of Green Rigellian Sludge-Lizard dung.
Cheers,
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Ben Hekster
>There's only one problem with killing the weasel. If they ever did it
>can you imagine the putrid teary barf barf etc etc aftermath. Unless
>of course you kill off most of the other characters too..
There's an oh so simple and eminently practical solution-- The
Exterminator (Red Dwarf V, guys) is sent to the Enterprise on a special
mission. Utterly unable to justify his pithy existence and unworthy by
his own exacting standards (heck, anyone's standards), Measly Flusher is
deleted from the spacetime continuum and all memory of the Boy Wonder is
mercifully removed from the minds of every crewmember and TNG viewer.
That's after the episode where Crusher badly damages the ship's
computer system after attempting another crack in order to steal projects
from class mates and forge messages from senior officers to the captain
recommending him for promotion. A system crash nearly kills everyone on
board before Data brilliantly manages to bring the life support systems
back on-line in the nick of time. After Weasly is found trying to cover
his tracks by planting incriminating evidence in his mother's cabin, he
is forced to manually re-enter the OS bootstrap loader manually through
an 8-bit panel from an old hard-copy octal dump. Lucky for Wesley, the
bootstrap code for the Enterprise is only about 18 MB long.
Ben