He's back

[Richard Meese]

This is my first posting to this group, it has kept me amused for about a month
or so now - Cheers.

My only problem is that Sky One has started repeating the first TNG series, and
he's back! And the biggest problem is his bloody taste in Jumpers (as I
understand it, he gets to wear a uniform soon - so that problem will be gone at
least).

Regarding the ways that have been posted to kill him, there were a number that
stated that he was drinking alcohol, upset someone and then got wasted by Worf,
or whoever happened to be there at the time (hopefully that little mechanical
lifeform he created may have a go at him - then again, they may consider him
their God (bleurgh)), isn't it true the alcohol from the replicators are a form
of synthetic alochol, ie. taste, but no effect? (apart from that Irish chap on
the episode about cloning). Isn't all the real alcohol held secretly by Guinan
behind the bar?

Maybe he could get blasted by some form of trap and have the chief of smugness,
and Guinan teach him a lesson or two about stealing the Captains store of alcohol? (I keep saying alcohol because I can't remember the name of that blue
stuff Scottie drank when he came back).