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Jason Robbins

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Jun 27, 1993, 3:00:10 PM6/27/93
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Did you notice that the actor who plays Wesley was given the part
of the Borg that Lt. Commander Data strangles in this season's last
episode?

"Stop it. Stop it. Stop it! STOP IT!!... Oh baby, YES!!!!" --Data


Ok, so it's not true. But we can always pretend.

-jason
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I was put here to collect specimens to take back to my planet.

Ananimuz

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Jun 28, 1993, 8:22:52 AM6/28/93
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Jason Robbins (jrob...@kingston.cs.ucla.edu) wrote:


: Did you notice that the actor who plays Wesley was given the part

:

I think you guys are just jealous that Wesley is hella smart with an
IQ of 300+!
heh

Robert Landsparger

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Jun 28, 1993, 10:11:05 AM6/28/93
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In article <asiamC9...@netcom.com> as...@netcom.com (Ananimuz) writes:
>
>I think you guys are just jealous that Wesley is hella smart with an
>IQ of 300+!
>heh
>

Well, if Diana Troy can be a specialist on Romulan Engine systems, then
most all of the characters have near 300+ IQ's. This just makes Wesley
a cheap "super kid" who can save the show. Used, abused, and thrown
away.

rel

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Robert E. Landsparger, r...@mtu.edu
"Fall behind early, it gives you more time to catch up." -rel

Damon Feldman

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Jun 28, 1993, 11:34:01 AM6/28/93
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In article <asiamC9...@netcom.com> as...@netcom.com (Ananimuz) writes:
>Jason Robbins (jrob...@kingston.cs.ucla.edu) wrote:
>
>
>
>: "Stop it. Stop it. Stop it! STOP IT!!... Oh baby, YES!!!!" --Data
>
>
>: Ok, so it's not true. But we can always pretend.
>
>: --

>:
>
>I think you guys are just jealous that Wesley is hella smart with an
>IQ of 300+!
>heh
>
Actually, to tell the truth, I was jealous of Wesley's cool haircut.
By the way, does anybody but me find that episode where Crusher was
romantically involved with that cute young thing that helped him
solve the mystery of the addicting game painful and embarrassing to
watch?
I've always wanted to see Wesley & Will rubbed out. I think
both of the characters are put there to annoy us and create an
emotional charge whereby we continue watching and praying and hoping
that somehow, in the 2x Century, there are still some excruciating ways
to die...


John Davis

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Jun 28, 1993, 4:21:31 PM6/28/93
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Damon Feldman (fel...@cs.tulane.edu) wrote:
: I've always wanted to see Wesley & Will rubbed out. I think

: both of the characters are put there to annoy us and create an
: emotional charge whereby we continue watching and praying and hoping
: that somehow, in the 2x Century, there are still some excruciating ways
: to die...

So how do you feel about two Wills!?
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Jeffrey David Hagen

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Jun 28, 1993, 5:01:41 PM6/28/93
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In article <1993Jun28....@cs.tulane.edu>, fel...@cs.tulane.edu (Damon Feldman) writes:

|> I've always wanted to see Wesley & Will rubbed out. I think
|> both of the characters are put there to annoy us and create an
|> emotional charge whereby we continue watching and praying and hoping
|> that somehow, in the 2x Century, there are still some excruciating ways
|> to die...


No, your making it much to easy on the brat. A much better episode would be for Weasley to get caught violating the Prime Directive in a really hideous fashion, say by some sort of horribly deviant and immoral sexual perversion, and consequently court-martialed and sentenced to death.


Jeff Hagen
Rice University

Ananimuz

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Jun 29, 1993, 2:30:45 AM6/29/93
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Damon Feldman (fel...@cs.tulane.edu) wrote:

You know, I can see this, Wesley & Will are killed in a transporter accident,
the end.

Hans Bodlaender

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Jun 29, 1993, 6:49:07 AM6/29/93
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Now, what do you all have against Wesley?

(I like him, but then, here they showed only some of the earlier episodes
... does he get more irritating later?)

Bryan Matthey

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Jun 29, 1993, 7:29:57 AM6/29/93
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In article <preacherC...@netcom.com> prea...@netcom.com (John Davis) writes:
> Damon Feldman (fel...@cs.tulane.edu) wrote:
> : I've always wanted to see Wesley & Will rubbed out. I think
> : both of the characters are put there to annoy us and create an
> : emotional charge whereby we continue watching and praying and hoping
> : that somehow, in the 2x Century, there are still some excruciating ways
> : to die...

> So how do you feel about two Wills!?

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Ananimuz

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Jun 30, 1993, 5:11:10 PM6/30/93
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Hans Bodlaender (ha...@cs.ruu.nl) wrote:
: In <asiamC9...@netcom.com> as...@netcom.com (Ananimuz) writes:


: Now, what do you all have against Wesley?

: (I like him, but then, here they showed only some of the earlier episodes
: ... does he get more irritating later?)

Lets see, its a balls-biased hatred toward Wesley cuz for a little man he's
getting too much pussy, hahaha.. who knows.

Mark A. Morrell

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Jun 29, 1993, 10:10:48 PM6/29/93
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I have a friend who wrote a Star Trek novel with had Wesley Crusher
thrown in a Klingon penal colony and repeatedly raped before he died.
Unfortunately, the novel was never published...
--
An attorney is really just a librarian with an attitude. -me

Mark Morrell
mg...@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu

Curtis Fennell

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Jul 2, 1993, 8:46:04 AM7/2/93
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In article <1993Jun28....@cs.tulane.edu> fel...@cs.tulane.edu (Damon Feldman) writes:
>In article <asiamC9...@netcom.com> as...@netcom.com (Ananimuz) writes:
>>Jason Robbins (jrob...@kingston.cs.ucla.edu) wrote:
>>
>>: "Stop it. Stop it. Stop it! STOP IT!!... Oh baby, YES!!!!" --Data
>>
>>: Ok, so it's not true. But we can always pretend.
>>
>Actually, to tell the truth, I was jealous of Wesley's cool haircut.

Me too! But I was really happy to see Wesley get accepted to Star
Fleet Academy. That way, he's not on the show very much.

> I've always wanted to see Wesley & Will rubbed out. I think
>both of the characters are put there to annoy us and create an
>emotional charge whereby we continue watching and praying and hoping
>that somehow, in the 2x Century, there are still some excruciating ways
>to die...

My personal fantasy episode: While on vacation on a remote planet,
Will Riker, Beverly Crusher and Wesley Crusher are found in a local
motel enjoying each other in a menage-a-trois'. On this planet,
incest and homosexuality are crimes punishable by death, in the form
of being torn apart by the large, hungry local carnivore. Naturally
the Enterprise rushes to the rescue, but it's too late.

In a fit of anger and remorse, Picard uses the Enterprise's phasers to
blast the major city into a molten slag heap. Naturally, we'd also
have to have the obligatory scene afterward where he ponders his moral
"slip".

After he reports his minor violation of the Prime Directive to Star
Fleet, he gets chewed out by some admiral that we've never seen
before, but then he/she ultimately forgives Picard, because the
circumstances were "understandable" and almost identical to one that
the admiral faced 40 years ago.

Not only do we get rid of the three most annoying characters on the
show in one episode, but we also get sex and violence. Maybe we'd
even get Dr. Pulasky back.

Curt

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Damon Feldman

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Jul 2, 1993, 1:47:17 PM7/2/93
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In article <13...@ceylon.gte.com> ch...@roger.gte.com (Curtis Fennell) writes:
>In article <1993Jun28....@cs.tulane.edu> fel...@cs.tulane.edu (Damon Feldman) writes:
>
>Not only do we get rid of the three most annoying characters on the
>show in one episode, but we also get sex and violence. Maybe we'd
>even get Dr. Pulasky back.
>
>Curt
>
BTW I think Dr. Pulaski is the only semi-regular character on STNG that
appeared in the old star trek. Remember the episode with Sargon, and his
wife and friend, who were glowing brains in some cavern on some planet?
they needed receptacles. Kirk was Sargon's, Spock was his friend's, and
Diana Muldaur (Dr. Pulaski) was the wife's.

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Computer Science Dept. Tulane University, New Orleans LA, USA

Bill Mallon

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Jul 4, 1993, 5:07:57 PM7/4/93
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In article <1993Jul2.1...@cs.tulane.edu>, fel...@cs.tulane.edu (Damon
Feldman) writes:
> BTW I think Dr. Pulaski is the only
> semi-regular character on STNG that
> appeared in the old star trek. Remember
> the episode with Sargon, and his
> wife and friend, who were glowing brains
> in some cavern on some planet?

Diana Muldaur *also* appeared as the blind babe in
love with the ugly rock-in-a-box in "Is There In Truth
No Beauty?"

As to returning actors, Malachi Throne, who portrayed
Commodore Mendez of Starbase 11 in "The Menagerie",
reappeared as Romulan Senator Pardek in "Reunification".

HEY -- wasn't this newsgroup "alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die"?
I've been working too hard the last couple of weeks....

Now let's see. We can tie up these threads to be newsgroup-
relevant. Pardek takes little Wesley to check-out the old
1701A in a Starfleet museum, and decides to atone for his sin of
turning in Ambassador Spock and his followers. The spirit of
Doctor Pulaski inspires him to take the little puke to the turbo-
lift shaft. Of course, this isn't the usual, regulation-sized turbo-
shaft - - it's the one that Shatner's art director dreamed-up for
"Star Trek V: The Search For Sybok" in which the decks are
numbered from bottom-to-top instead of top-to-bottom, and go on
in a straight line for about three times the real height of the
Starship Enterprise.
Wes and Pardek engage in normal conversation (which for Wes
involves his latest class experiment --"Gee, I think I have a little
anti-matter left in this drawer SOMEWHERE..."), they wait for the lift,
the door opens, and Pardek stands back as the Wease plummets
about a thousand feet....

"I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory
circuit, using stone knives and bearskins." --Spock
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