Weasel Extermination Tactics
IO2...@maine.maine.edu
The Enterprise visits Deep Space Nine, and the Weasel is needed to be used to
host the conciousness of a visiting ambassador. The ambassador, is then lost in
a very BIG explosion planted by Kardassian terrorists, which also happens to
get Sisko's kid in the bargain.
Someone needs to clean out the warp reaction chamber, and Geordi conventiently
forgets to turn it off before Weasel enters.
One of the Weasel's science experiments accidentally creates a black hole in
the current location of Starfleet Academy, conveniently wiping out all hopes
of another spinoff.
The Borg.
Seduced by Riker.
Accidentally caught in between the Saucer section and the main ship when it
returns to it's normal state.
Spacewalk without a communicator.. or oxygen.
Mistake for Data by a blind technician, and dissassembled with a laser torch.
Boards a shuttle named 'Challenger'
Is time warped onto a planet to fight a Gorn.
Gets way drunk at 10-forward, hits on Guinan.. and SUCCEEDS.
.... ... ..... .. ........... .... .. Worf.... ... .........
Calls Q a Kneebiter.
Last, but not least.. Wil Wheaton attends a Trek convention near a place that
recieves this alt group, located by a nearby SSO and .. No more Weasel.
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