Top Ten Ways to Kill the Weasel
chi...@fnalo.fnal.gov
10. Geordie tosses him into the warp containment field after the Weasel
makes fun of his visor looking like an automobile air filter one too
many times.
9. Sprayed in the face with anit-matter mace while trying to pick up
a female cadet in 10 Forward.
8. Snapped in half by Worf after grabbing his ponytail and saying, "Yah,
yah, giddyup."
7. Immolated while trying to prove to peers that farts aren't flammable.
6. Beaten to a pulp by Troi after thinking of some disgusting Weasly
sex thing when she walks by (Hey, she's a telepath, right?)
5. Crew hold surprise birthday party for him in the shuttle bay....then
they run out and open the airlocks.
4. He gets shot with a phaser while standing next to a temporal anomaly.
He gets shot with a phaser while standing next to a temporal anomaly(again).
He gets shot with a phaser while standing next to a temporal anomaly(again).
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3. "Ok, guys, you can let me out of the torpedo tube now....Ok?....Guys....
C'mon, this isn't funny....Hello....Let me out!....Mommy, help!....
Let me ooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttt!" ZAP
2. The deadly weasel-eaters of Santagginus V.
1. Remember in Return of the Jedi, the creature in the pit that would
digest you slowly in its stomach over 1000 years? Well, suppose
the Enterprise went to that planet and....
Jeff Chilton
Damon Feldman
Hey! How about this one? I think it's pretty plausible that maybe, just
once, one of the weasel's stupid ship-saving schemes finally backfires
and he gets caught in a probability loop whereby he suddenly gets thrust
into the *real* world, about thirty years older, and is forced to endure
endless repeat episodes of his "witty" and "precocious" escapades.
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Damon Feldman fel...@rex.cs.tulane.edu
Computer Science Dept. Tulane University, New Orleans LA, USA