Q does away with Weasel

[Digital Facades]

Hello fellow loathers of the Teenage Worm,

I don't know how many have seen the episode of STNG where stiff-lipped
Bev gets zapped by Q, from a pedantic, nagging doctor into a barking
golden retriever...

I thought this was a very nice touch! Unfortunately for the Enterprise,
she was soon restored to her old ClairolColor self by a competing Q.

Anyhow, I figured that since the screenwriters probably read this
group, we might be able to come up with some suggestions that they can
ready, for a transmografication of the Welch-man... if you'll kindly
send your suggestions to

kes...@roses.stanford.edu

then I'll compile a top-ten animals (or other things) that Q should
turn the Wester into.

Some things I was thinking of were:

* A starved, rabid miniature poodle
* A black ooze-puddle, without the powers of the one that did away with
the luscious Tasha Yar,
* Huckleberry Hound's kid
* An adolescent ferengi with a pronounced lisp

Yours in Wheaton-bashing,

Will Kessler
kes...@roses.stanford.edu

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