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[Brian Wendt]

I don't see why you all hate ole Wes' so much... After all, the
Enterprise would have been blown up many times without him! I think
he's the coolest...

[G A R P]

Well, I wouldn't say *coolest*, but he has his uses, I suppose.

Jason.

[Damon Feldman]

GRRRR! I KNOW you're kidding, but just the thought of anyone being
favorably disposed toward that simpering little cretin makes my blood boil.
Who the hell put his miserable, whiny little ass in STNG anyway? Sounds
like something Steven Spielberg or John Hughes would do. I say we get
all child stars, and I mean all of them, from that Culkin kid to the
Terminator brat, and oh yes, young Mr. Crusher, and have them "star"
in some particularly gruesome flick where they all get knocked off like
they SHOULD have been in their respective movies/shows. The Terminator
brat would, say, get torn to pieces and then run over by a flaming
gas truck, and heh, heh, Crusher would...
--
Damon Feldman fel...@rex.cs.tulane.edu
Computer Science Dept. Tulane University, New Orleans LA, USA

[BogusMan]

In article <C9D39...@ucdavis.edu> ez03...@hamlet.ucdavis.edu (G A R P) writes:
>Well, I wouldn't say *coolest*, but he has his uses, I suppose.
>
>Jason.

well, he would make wonderful phaser-fodder, and I suppose there must be
some race of creatures that would like to eat his scrawny ass, but
I p[ersonally wish Picard would just beat the little shit to death,
in front of the whole crew.
god what a whiny little excuse for lazy scriptwriters to slack off.

Pax
--Judex--

[Scoobysnack]

In article <C9D39...@ucdavis.edu> ez03...@hamlet.ucdavis.edu (G A R P) writes:

>Well, I wouldn't say *coolest*, but he has his uses, I suppose.
>
>Jason.

About 400 yrs or so, they had very good uses for woosley like creatures--
they called them whipping boys. Whenever some little prince did something
bad, they'd thrash the life out of woosley instead. And it made everybody
happy (except woosley, but who cares about him?)
In more recent times of war, Woosleys were used to go searching for mines in
fields. They were given ice cream cones and told to skip around merrily.
(Then the soldiers were aloud to come watch for their evening's entertainment)
In colonial America, woosleys were burned at the stake for being.

That's all folks,

[Ross W. Starkey]

How many times HAS the Enterprise blown up, anyway?

--
Whom first, whom later No one is fool enough to choose war instead of
Did you kill in battle, peace - in peace sons bury fathers, but in war
Patroklos, when the gods fathers bury sons. It must have been heaven's
were calling deathward? HOMER will that this should happen... HERODOTUS

[Brian D. Stark]

In article <21eps7$f...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> bx...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ross W. Starkey) writes:
>
>How many times HAS the Enterprise blown up, anyway?

Well it happend two or three times in one episode, where the writers got
lazy and decided to write 15 minutes of material and repeat it three more
times just to bore everyone to death. I don't think weasley was on board
at the time to stop it.

brian

[William J Turner]

In article <21eps7$f...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, bx...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ross

W. Starkey) writes:
>
> In a previous article, bwe...@nyx.cs.du.edu (Brian Wendt) says:
>
> >
> > I don't see why you all hate ole Wes' so much... After all, the
> >Enterprise would have been blown up many times without him! I think
> >he's the coolest...
> >
>
> How many times HAS the Enterprise blown up, anyway?
>

Well, lets see. The original was destroyed in ST-III, and the 1701D was blown
up at least three times in that one episode. Sorry can't remember the name.

:) :) :) :) :)

[Darrell Schiebel]

Well I think it "actually" happened MANY more times in that
episode, but happily only three were shown and the rest were
alluded to. There was also the time the aliens built a "nest"
in the warp drive of a Romulan (sp?) war bird. I think the
Enterprise only blew up once that time, and Data prevented
a second "near" warp core breach.

Darrell Schiebel

[Reay, Robert S.]

In article <DSCHIEB.93...@muse.cv.nrao.edu>, dsc...@muse.cv.nrao.edu (Darrell Schiebel) writes...

{In article <21es6t$r...@pandora.sdsu.edu> st...@saturn.sdsu.edu (Brian D. Stark) writes:
{> In article <21eps7$f...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> bx...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ross W. Starkey) writes:
{> >
{> >How many times HAS the Enterprise blown up, anyway?
{>
{> Well it happend two or three times in one episode, where the writers got
{> lazy and decided to write 15 minutes of material and repeat it three more
{> times just to bore everyone to death. I don't think weasley was on board
{> at the time to stop it.

{
{ alluded to. There was also the time the aliens built a "nest"

{ in the warp drive of a Romulan (sp?) war bird. I think the
{ Enterprise only blew up once that time, and Data prevented
{ a second "near" warp core breach.

{
And the one in the alternate time line where tasha yar is back, and the
Big-E meets the 1701-C. It never actually blows up, but there were two
Klingon cruisers pounding away at it, and the flames were rising on the
bridge.

Now that you think about it, We never needed Pestly to save the ship in
the first place, if it just blows up, boot the little brat and jump back
in time, or across a few dimensions, or something.

Wesley is the Barney of the future.

rob

[Ben Luna]

This was saved long ago when alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die was formed...

The Top Ten episodes getting rid of Wesley on Star Trek: The Next
Generation:

10: After slugging down six Shirley Temple's in 10-forward, Wes
stumbles to the holodeck, which he commands to "take me to hell."
His broken body is later found on the empty holodeck in a pool of
vomit.

9: Wesley gets gang-raped by a group of female Klingons.

8: Riker gets carried away executing an order from Picard to "knock
the little snot around a bit."

7: Data catches him tossing off. Uncomprehending, he requires a
detailed explanation from Wesley, who dies of embarrassment.

6: Extensive lab analysis of a green slime found on one of the
control panels uncovers the fact that our favorite ensign has,
once again, been picking his nose. He is summarily fired.

5: Wes gets gang-raped by a group of male Klingons.

4: On an earlier episode, Wes got to kiss a girl who turned into a
Chewbacca-like creature. Here, she returns, and they once again
get involved. (Un)fortunately, once she gets really heated, she
mutates back into a wookie and forces Wesley to be her cringing
sex slave. She then tears him limb from limb and eats him.

3: In a rare episode involving characters from both ST and ST:TNG,
Spock attempts a Vulcan mind-meld with Weasley. Spock barely
survives, spending the next several days scratching himself and
whining.

2: Worf notices a Romulan ship on the scanners, and sends Wesley down
to clean out the photon tubes. Later, someone makes a comment
about the needs of the many having outweighed the needs of the
few.

1: Wes gets involved in a deviant sexual practice known as "tribble
stuffing," not realizing that tribbles multiply _anywhere_. Even
an emergency laser enema by Dr. Crusher fails to save him.

I'm sure there are worse ways...

msk
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[Ben Luna]

The following was from when alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die was formed...

[Bill Marcum]

Not counting reruns, when was the last time Wesley was on TNG, anyway?

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