I'LL GIVE A RATS ARSE
ONE LESS SEPTIC
.
Sell your pc and that should get you a few dollars.
Actually i may be able to help you out here, i recently got an email from a
bloke in Nigeria (i have lots of very kind benefactors there), now again it
just so happens hes trying to give me millions of dollars.
As i have been made, and accepted offers like this in the past i naturally
refused this time as i am not a greedy person.
why dont i pass you his email address and then you can give him your bank
account details and he will deposit a large sum into your account.
As you have a dodgy ticker i dont want to mention how many millions he was
trying to give me, as this may cause you palpitations and that would only
make your situation worse, lets just say it would be more than enough to get
your ticker sorted out, in fact you could probably afford your very own
specialist cardiolgy unit.
let me know and i'll put you in touch, or alternatively give me all your
bank details and i'll make sure he deposits in for you, that way you can
both maintain anonymity !
All the best
Dr. Hackenbush
PS although i am a Dr. i dont specialise in the heart otherwise i'd do it
for free for you, im a proctologist, i deal with assholes
Dear Dr Hackenbush
Please could you refrain from being so generous to our less able
cousins. The shock of your bountiful offer caused me to have a spasm,
which was unfortunate as I was imbibing a rather delightful brandy
cocktail at the time. This left a somewhat sticky residue on my keyboard
and monitor, which required emergency treatment.
Thank you kindly. :))
Deddajay
Note to self: do not read this group with mouth full!
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Put the big cat out to reach me.