..and if you ever get to mars, pack a stun-gun and a few extra 9V batteries to make breathable air and drinkable water.. ..Especially if y'all somehow got there without listening to me concerning nessitation of calsomagnoxyphosferite skeleton, which would mean y'all be hallucinating ghosts and worse, progressively, killing each other out of fear. [o;-)
..but if you begin understanding anybody actually, you're going to become even more confused about god.
Stargate 2025: S01E00 pilot trailer
(The new tokrah host is having initial conflicts with shared control, similar to marriage but closer to home.)
(scene is a one person monologue, seeming skitzo, with two voices.)
tokrah: If you don't drink, I can't drink.
host: I suppose innerspace is also double abandonware, but whiskey or anejo, no vodka.
(Christopher Lloyd walks in wearing a light blue jumpsuit with SG cloth emblems and an ID badge carrying a small toolbox.)
C.L.: I'm sorry I'm late boss, I'll have that deretrohemogenator fixed in no time. God damned rats chewed through the wires again.. ...oh wait, ..you're that one that doesn't need it.. (walks offscreen.)
tokrah: (at C.L.) You're the analogist, right?
tokrah: We found some new shit this morning, if you could decypher it for us and tell us where it came from when you get a chance..
tokrah: Speaking of which, I gotta take a shit.
C.L.: Talking to me? ..got some napkins in my pocket.. ..I like to relieve myself in the airlock, then smoke a cigarette. Can't even leave fingerprints in there.
tokrah: So you take a suit with you?
tokrah: I'll have to get him to try it.
C.L.: Who? ..Oh. Well I have to get back to work. (begins laughing) Do tokrah migrate prior to pooping in their host?
tokrah: Yes, as do the gould, otherwise we can taste our own urine and feces and idiot can't get to sleep.
tokrah: (at host) Sorry,.. ...what was your name again?
[end scene, intro rolls.]
Movie Trailer: Inception 2, / Amazing Stones S01E11 v.2 ~, [o;-)
[cam pans inscened to pretty girl, early twenties, laid back alert and comfortable in a chair in a room not devoid of furniture and things, similar age male voice begins speaking as camera pans to whoever we get to play L. DiCapprio]
L.D.: Ok, now we're gonna teach you autoprogram, the pill you took is a series of time released amino and sedative florin es,..
...I want you to start programing yourself to wake up at exactly 6:30am while programming yourself to hand yourself a 40 dollar bill so you know your dreaming, then rub your dream hands together, then your dream feet on whatever's under you like we practiced so you don't wake early,.. ..cause last time, you were eyes open europian zombie for 5hr23m until 6:30am.
potential girl, chumped: O.k., .. ..how?
L.D.: It's like shooting ducks in a barrel with a shotgun, just do it.
potential girl, chumped: Do I do this outloud?
L.D.: No, do it to yourself.
(Christopher Lloyd wakes up on a flatpan table, removes white sheet, sits up, turning body dropping feet to floor, nice designer shoes still affixed.)
C.L.: (at L.D., while stretching out a little.) Thanks again doc, (walking off, coming back, exiting scene.) See you next week probably.
[The Doctor walks in..]
The Doctor: (at L.D.) Hey doc,.. I'm gonna need about 20-30 minutes on the pan, the stroganoff I left in the fridge last week is still good, sealed pasteurized, fully cooked if you want some.
(The doctor, still wearing white coat and shoes migrates to a flatpan enthscenery in the back, lays down, placing white sheet over self.)
(pan to 2 second closeup video headshot of whoever we get to play L.D.)
L.D: (at the doctor) Everything O.k. doc?
The Doctor: (at L.D., off cam pan delayed to on cam..) ... ..yeah doc, ..under wraps, wrapped up. (rolls over on side.)
(camera pans back to prospect girl chumped, looking like she's trying hard via concentration w/eyelids closed to do something for 3 seconds, falls out/under.)
[end scene, intro rolls, end trailer.]
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Here freely eat properly, or rest with former pilgrim.
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..P.s.. Get over your soviet nazi forth richk drug addiction or max it out by eating poop and a grapefruit, I'm pressing fast forward.
Coming Soon! Soviburger 2 ~ Return of Manore.
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