Re: On dicklessness
Richard Henry
> I never cease to be amazed at how dickless you freaks are. Same shit,
> for years and years and years, trying to shame me and getting nowhere.
> The same pathetic tactic of cross posting into vets groups so you can
> try to bring in some other dickless nutcase usenet freaks to threaten
> and pose and lie. Horvath's buddies. Same tactics, and none of them
> have ever had the balls to spew their shit in person, either.
Which vets are you saying are "dickless, nutless, usenet freaks"?
> Richard Henry is still lying his ass off.
What lies?
> Bob Thompson comes up with
> the same old pathetic rationalizations, defamations, and excuses for
> never showing up in person. Horvath is Horvath: he lies like he
> breathes, and yet his buddies on the vet newsgroups never criticize
> his obvious and transparent bullshit, yet feel free to take cheap
> shots at me, knowing nothing about the truth or reality.
> Horvath's buddies. Says it all.
> You poor, dickless, nutless wack jobs. For nine years, you've been
> trying to silence voices of truth that tell you what an asshole you
> are, how pathetic and laughable you are. The voice inside yourself
> that tells you, over and over again, that you are a worthless,
> miserable excuse for a human being.
> How many times have you freaks tried this bullshit? Nobody has ever
> had and nobody ever will have the balls to spew this crap in person,
> of course: you hide behind your computers and talk like men....but
> know that real men see you for what you are, and recoil in disgust as
> your true self is exposed.
> Been fun fucking with ya. Gotta finish up some stuff and go riding,
> so you can fuck yourselves in my abscence.
> Toodle, bitches. I own you.......
>
> ps: dead and still stinking....
Liar.
Coward.
A mighty Hungarian warrior
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>> So? Jeffy said you never claimed to be in Viet Nam
>> yet you said you were. Who is right, you or Jeffy?
>
>
>Don't think I ever discussed it with Jeff. All he knows it what is
>here. Discuss you posting my home address after a freak threatened to
>kill me. So?
>What a dickless, despicable, vile, cowardly freak you are.
And what a manly man you are, dumbass.
Do us all a favor, and splatter your brains all over the basement
walls.
Hor...@Horvath.net
A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
twobuddha
wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:36:22 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
>
> >> So? Jeffy said you never claimed to be in Viet Nam
> >> yet you said you were. Who is right, you or Jeffy?
>
> >Don't think I ever discussed it with Jeff. All he knows it what is
> >here. Discuss you posting my home address after a freak threatened to
> >kill me. So?
> >What a dickless, despicable, vile, cowardly freak you are.
>
> And what a manly man you are, dumbass.
More manly than you, for damn sure.
>
> Do us all a favor, and splatter your brains all over the basement
> walls.
Clue time. A manly man never would have written that.......
Damn, you're stupid.
Horvath
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>> >What a dickless, despicable, vile, cowardly freak you are.
>>
>> And what a manly man you are, dumbass.
>
>More manly than you, for damn sure.
Are you going to say that in person? Dumbass.
>> Do us all a favor, and splatter your brains all over the basement
>> walls.
>
>Clue time. A manly man never would have written that.......
What a dumbass. I'll do the job for you, and prove what a liar, a
coward, and a bully you are.
>Damn, you're stupid.
Actually, I have a college degree, and I'm a retired military officer,
you fucking dumbass.
Geor...@Horvath.net
This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe.
A mighty Hungarian warrior
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>Just wanted to point out the obvious: the incredibly dickless behavior
>of rsa freaks in this thread. The same posing, the outrageous lies,
>the ridiculous demands, the blatant and transparent hypocrisy.....same
>old, same old.
What lies?
What demands?
What posing?
What hypocrisy?
>Usenet freaks being dickless freaks. RSA, sewer of usenet.
>Just spent a bit of time taking a look at some of the other ruined
>newsgroups. Dicklessness rules. Vileness has driven off anyone with
>ethical standards. The curse of the internet: every crazy dickless
>asshole in the world can now spew his shit while safely hiding from
>accountability.
>Thanks for cooperating, freaks.
>Now go fuck yourselves.
You have a focus on male members. You should get help.
A mighty Hungarian warrior
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>>
>> I don't give a rat's ass where you were. I know you weren't in
>> Vietnam.
>
>You do? Prove it. Facts. Not more bullshit lies from a freak who
>ducked another question. Amazing hypocrisy, Horvie: you demand I
>answer your questions, and you ain't even man enough to identify
>yourself.
I'm HORVATH. I put my name on every post, dumbass.
>What a pathetic freak you are.
Coming from you, that's probably a compliment.
>> You were probably at a truck stop with Bertrude and your mother.
>
>How pathetic.
>>
>> >> And you have a real problem with your focus on everyone's penis.
>>
>> >You ain't got a dick to focus on, Dickless Horvath.
>>
>> How would you know? Do you fantasize that it's under your pillow?
>
>I know you are not a man from how you act, Horvie. You'd understand
>if you really were a veteran.
Why don't you come for a visit?
You could use some manners.
pigo
wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:13:38 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
>
>
>
> >> I don't give a rat's ass where you were. I know you weren't in
> >> Vietnam.
>
> >You do? Prove it. Facts. Not more bullshit lies from a freak who
> >ducked another question. Amazing hypocrisy, Horvie: you demand I
> >answer your questions, and you ain't even man enough to identify
> >yourself.
>
> I'm HORVATH. I put my name on every post, dumbass.
Not to mention that I have identified myself. He's been to my house.
Yet I ask the same question. What's the excuse for not answering ME
again? How is it rational that they change depending on the person?
It reminds me of those bullshit tv shows or movies that are rather
full of twists and mystery only to cop out at the end with a dream
scenario to cover everything.
twobuddha
> On Jul 15, 7:47 pm, A mighty Hungarian warrior<Ha...@Weiner.com>
> wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:13:38 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
> > <scott...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
> > >> I don't give a rat's ass where you were. I know you weren't in
> > >> Vietnam.
>
> > >You do? Prove it. Facts. Not more bullshit lies from a freak who
> > >ducked another question. Amazing hypocrisy, Horvie: you demand I
> > >answer your questions, and you ain't even man enough to identify
> > >yourself.
>
> > I'm HORVATH. I put my name on every post, dumbass.
>
> Not to mention that I have identified myself. He's been to my house.
> Yet I ask the same question. What's the excuse for not answering ME
> again? How is it rational that they change depending on the person?
The rationale is that you can go fuck yourself, you insane asshole.
YOU have accused me of molesting children, hundreds of times, without
any corrorboration or evidence. You have accused me of horrible
crimes. As have your friends with no evidence. You have lied to the
police. Lied and lied and lied, with never a word of proof.
Yet you expect me to answer every single question about my life, while
your buddies hide and run and threaten my life from anonymity.
You truly are insane, Thompson. Stop drinking. Your brain is fried.
Hey, asshole? I'm ANSWERING you RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!
What is YOUR excuse for taking cheap shots and never having the balls
to answer me? How fucking rational is that, wet brain?
>
> It reminds me of those bullshit tv shows or movies that are rather
> full of twists and mystery only to cop out at the end with a dream
> scenario to cover everything.
You are insane. Stop drinking. Your brain is fried. Classic example
of not quitting in time.
BTW, what is your excuse for not showing up at over ten separate meets
set in Utah and spewing your shit in person?
You've never answered that one, Thompson. For obvious reasons.....
It reminds me of bullshit cowards spewing shit on the internet and
never having the balls to back it up in person......
Holy shit, wack job Thompson and nut job Horvath justifying their
cowardice together.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
twobuddha
wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:13:38 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
>
>
>
> >> I don't give a rat's ass where you were. I know you weren't in
> >> Vietnam.
>
> >You do? Prove it. Facts. Not more bullshit lies from a freak who
> >ducked another question. Amazing hypocrisy, Horvie: you demand I
> >answer your questions, and you ain't even man enough to identify
> >yourself.
>
> I'm HORVATH. I put my name on every post, dumbass.
You are not even man enough to identify yourself. Period. Dumbass.
I can't believe you are so fucking dicklessly stupid.....
>
> >What a pathetic freak you are.
>
> Coming from you, that's probably a compliment.
What a pathetic freak you are.
>
> >> You were probably at a truck stop with Bertrude and your mother.
>
> >How pathetic.
>
> >> >> And you have a real problem with your focus on everyone's penis.
>
> >> >You ain't got a dick to focus on, Dickless Horvath.
>
> >> How would you know? Do you fantasize that it's under your pillow?
>
> >I know you are not a man from how you act, Horvie. You'd understand
> >if you really were a veteran.
>
> Why don't you come for a visit?
>
> You could use some manners.
Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here. Gonna be in
Chicago come the fall, looks like. Bluff called, Dickless.
twobuddha
> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:13:33 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
>
> >> >What a dickless, despicable, vile, cowardly freak you are.
>
> >> And what a manly man you are, dumbass.
>
> >More manly than you, for damn sure.
>
> Are you going to say that in person? Dumbass.
Say a lot more than that, Dickless.
>
> >> Do us all a favor, and splatter your brains all over the basement
> >> walls.
>
> >Clue time. A manly man never would have written that.......
>
> What a dumbass. I'll do the job for you, and prove what a liar, a
> coward, and a bully you are.
Another pathetic death threat from a dickless freak hiding on the
internet.
>
> >Damn, you're stupid.
>
> Actually, I have a college degree, and I'm a retired military officer,
> you fucking dumbass.
Bullshit. You might have a degree. No way you did twenty and were an
officer. You're too fucking dickless. I think far more of our
military than that. Of course, you could always PROVE it.
Verifiable identity. Easy enough.
Bluff called again, Dickless Horvie.
Now go fuck yourself with a strap on.
Horvath
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>>
>> > >> I don't give a rat's ass where you were. I know you weren't in
>> > >> Vietnam.
>>
>>
Obviously you are going spaz. Do us all a favor and shove a gun
barrel in your mouth, and paint the walls of your mother's basement
with your brains.
A mighty Hungarian warrior
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>>
>> I'm HORVATH. I put my name on every post, dumbass.
>
>You are not even man enough to identify yourself. Period. Dumbass.
>I can't believe you are so fucking dicklessly stupid.....
My name is Horvath. I can't believe you are so stupid.
>> >What a pathetic freak you are.
>>
>> Coming from you, that's probably a compliment.
>
>What a pathetic freak you are.
>>
>> >> You were probably at a truck stop with Bertrude and your mother.
>>
>> >How pathetic.
>>
>> >> >> And you have a real problem with your focus on everyone's penis.
>>
>> >> >You ain't got a dick to focus on, Dickless Horvath.
>>
>> >> How would you know? Do you fantasize that it's under your pillow?
>>
>> >I know you are not a man from how you act, Horvie. You'd understand
>> >if you really were a veteran.
>>
>> Why don't you come for a visit?
>>
>> You could use some manners.
>
>Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here. Gonna be in
>Chicago come the fall, looks like. Bluff called, Dickless.
Sure you are. Come and visit me.
pigo
> Obviously you are going spaz. Do us all a favor and shove a gun
> barrel in your mouth, and paint the walls of your mother's basement
> with your brains.
Wouldn't that be like trying to paint a room with one of those tiny
little bottles of model paint?
twobuddha
> On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:29:10 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
>
> This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Damn, tell the truth, I'm going spaz. Typical Horvath. What amazes
me is that his fellow vets treat him with credibility.
twobuddha
wrote:
> On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:30:52 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
>
>
>
> >> I'm HORVATH. I put my name on every post, dumbass.
>
> >You are not even man enough to identify yourself. Period. Dumbass.
> >I can't believe you are so fucking dicklessly stupid.....
>
> My name is Horvath. I can't believe you are so stupid.
>
>
>
> >> >What a pathetic freak you are.
>
> >> Coming from you, that's probably a compliment.
>
> >What a pathetic freak you are.
>
> >> >> You were probably at a truck stop with Bertrude and your mother.
>
> >> >How pathetic.
>
> >> >> >> And you have a real problem with your focus on everyone's penis.
>
> >> >> >You ain't got a dick to focus on, Dickless Horvath.
>
> >> >> How would you know? Do you fantasize that it's under your pillow?
>
> >> >I know you are not a man from how you act, Horvie. You'd understand
> >> >if you really were a veteran.
>
> >> Why don't you come for a visit?
>
> >> You could use some manners.
>
> >Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here. Gonna be in
> >Chicago come the fall, looks like. Bluff called, Dickless.
>
> Sure you are. Come and visit me.
Bluff called. Dickless Horvie, transparent coward.
twobuddha
How pathetic. How wet brain. Go get drunk, Bob.
Jeff Davis
That would be Dickless Fucking Cunt. The transparency is the fact that
everything he publishes on rsa is pure bullshit all the time.
--
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."
Horvath
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>>
>> >Holy shit, wack job Thompson and nut job Horvath justifying their
>> >cowardice together.
>> >BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>> Obviously you are going spaz. Do us all a favor and shove a gun
>> barrel in your mouth, and paint the walls of your mother's basement
>> with your brains.
>>
>
>Damn, tell the truth, I'm going spaz. Typical Horvath. What amazes
>me is that his fellow vets treat him with credibility.
That would amaze you. You are amazed that men of honor would act like
men of honor.
Geor...@Horvath.net
Horvath
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>> I'm HORVATH. I put my name on every post, dumbass.
>
>You are not even man enough to identify yourself. Period. Dumbass.
>I can't believe you are so fucking dicklessly stupid.....
What part of "Horvath" isn't my real identity?
>> >What a pathetic freak you are.
>>
>> Coming from you, that's probably a compliment.
>
>What a pathetic freak you are.
>>
>> >> You were probably at a truck stop with Bertrude and your mother.
>>
>> >How pathetic.
>>
>>
>> Why don't you come for a visit?
>>
>> You could use some manners.
>
>Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here. Gonna be in
>Chicago come the fall, looks like. Bluff called, Dickless.
My name is HORVATH come for a visit.
Horvath
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>>
>> >> Do us all a favor, and splatter your brains all over the basement
>> >> walls.
>>
>>
>> Actually, I have a college degree, and I'm a retired military officer,
>> you fucking dumbass.
>
>
>Bullshit. You might have a degree. No way you did twenty and were an
>officer. You're too fucking dickless. I think far more of our
You wouldn't even know what a real man could do.
>military than that. Of course, you could always PROVE it.
>Verifiable identity. Easy enough.
>Bluff called again, Dickless Horvie.
>Now go fuck yourself with a strap on.
Go shove a gun barrel in your mouth. Put us all out of your misery.
Horvath
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>> >Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here. Gonna be in
>> >Chicago come the fall, looks like. Bluff called, Dickless.
>>
>> Sure you are. Come and visit me.
>
>Bluff called. Dickless Horvie, transparent coward.
Does that mean you will pay me a visit? My doormat says,"Welcome."
I will await you standing on it.
Hor...@Horvath.net
My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
Beacoup Map
"Horvath" <Hor...@Horvath.nossepam.net> wrote in message
news:hqjv74d5oj2491bvc...@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:31:38 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
> <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
>
> >> >Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here. Gonna be in
> >> >Chicago come the fall, looks like. Bluff called, Dickless.
> >>
> >> Sure you are. Come and visit me.
> >
> >Bluff called. Dickless Horvie, transparent coward.
>
>
> Does that mean you will pay me a visit? My doormat says,"Welcome."
>
> I will await you standing on it.
>
(in da KF that is) <G> you think he knows anything about skiing?
Dave Stallard
That's probably true: over the years, Schattie has become like the Terri
Schiavo of resentment. Only a very small amount of brain tissue is
remaining, just enough for reflex speech like "Go fuck yourself
psychopaths". The rest of it has been replaced with a clear
cerebrospinal fluid. So that wall might just get wet; it might not even
stain.
Dave
twobuddha
> On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:30:52 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
>
> >> I'm HORVATH. I put my name on every post, dumbass.
>
> >You are not even man enough to identify yourself. Period. Dumbass.
> >I can't believe you are so fucking dicklessly stupid.....
>
> What part of "Horvath" isn't my real identity?
The part where real identities include verification and first name.
How pathetically transparent.
>
>
>
> >> >What a pathetic freak you are.
>
> >> Coming from you, that's probably a compliment.
>
> >What a pathetic freak you are.
>
> >> >> You were probably at a truck stop with Bertrude and your mother.
>
> >> >How pathetic.
>
> >> Why don't you come for a visit?
>
> >> You could use some manners.
>
> >Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here. Gonna be in
> >Chicago come the fall, looks like. Bluff called, Dickless.
>
> My name is HORVATH come for a visit.
Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here.
What a dickless freak!
twobuddha
> On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:33:44 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
>
>
>
> >> >> Do us all a favor, and splatter your brains all over the basement
> >> >> walls.
>
> >> Actually, I have a college degree, and I'm a retired military officer,
> >> you fucking dumbass.
>
> >Bullshit. You might have a degree. No way you did twenty and were an
> >officer. You're too fucking dickless. I think far more of our
>
> You wouldn't even know what a real man could do.
I sure as hell know what a real man wouldn't do....which is pretty
much everything you do on usenet, Dickless Horvie.
>
> >military than that. Of course, you could always PROVE it.
> >Verifiable identity. Easy enough.
> >Bluff called again, Dickless Horvie.
> >Now go fuck yourself with a strap on.
>
> Go shove a gun barrel in your mouth. Put us all out of your misery.
>
A real man wouldn't write that.
twobuddha
Hell, your brain fluid and Bob Thompson's got replace with alcohol
years ago. Go fuck yourself, Dickless Dave.
Pepperoni
"twobuddha" <twob...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:f34fc550-be8d-4352...@v26g2000prm.googlegroups.com...
>
> Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here.
> What a dickless freak!
Go ahead, you first, Tooboo.
twobuddha
> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:28:11 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
>
>
>
> >> >Holy shit, wack job Thompson and nut job Horvath justifying their
> >> >cowardice together.
> >> >BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>
> >> Obviously you are going spaz. Do us all a favor and shove a gun
> >> barrel in your mouth, and paint the walls of your mother's basement
> >> with your brains.
>
> >Damn, tell the truth, I'm going spaz. Typical Horvath. What amazes
> >me is that his fellow vets treat him with credibility.
>
> That would amaze you. You are amazed that men of honor would act like
> men of honor.
Ain't you or anybody you know, for damn sure. Honorable men won't
have anything to do with a dickless freak like you.
Now go fuck yourself, Horvie.
Horvath
<twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
>>
>> What part of "Horvath" isn't my real identity?
>
>The part where real identities include verification and first name.
>How pathetically transparent.
What kind of verification would you like. First name, how is
"Vinnie?"
>> My name is HORVATH come for a visit.
>
>Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here.
>What a dickless freak!
Why don't you try Google? You wouldn't believe me anyway.
Horvath
<twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
>> You wouldn't even know what a real man could do.
>
>> >Bluff called again, Dickless Horvie.
>> >Now go fuck yourself with a strap on.
>>
>> Go shove a gun barrel in your mouth. Put us all out of your misery.
>>
>
>A real man wouldn't write that.
If I showed up and did it for you, the jury may not look favorably on
it. Especially if there's whackos who believe whackos like you should
be allowed to live.
Horvath
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>> That would amaze you. You are amazed that men of honor would act like
>> men of honor.
>
>Ain't you or anybody you know, for damn sure. Honorable men won't
>have anything to do with a dickless freak like you.
>Now go fuck yourself, Horvie.
Go shove a gun in your mouth.
A mighty Hungarian warrior
<twob...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
>> What part of "Horvath" isn't my real identity?
>
>The part where real identities include verification and first name.
>How pathetically transparent.
Verification of what? You want my blood type? My mother's maiden
name?
>> >> >> You were probably at a truck stop with Bertrude and your mother.
>>
>> >> >How pathetic.
>>
>> >> Why don't you come for a visit?
>>
>> >> You could use some manners.
>>
>> >Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here. Gonna be in
>> >Chicago come the fall, looks like. Bluff called, Dickless.
>>
>> My name is HORVATH come for a visit.
>
>Sure. Verifiable identity and address. Post it here.
>What a dickless freak!
What verification? Do you want my credit rating? My yacht club
member number?
Horvath
wrote this crap:
>>>> Go shove a gun barrel in your mouth. Put us all out of your misery.
>>>>
>>>
>>>A real man wouldn't write that.
>>
>>If I showed up and did it for you, the jury may not look favorably on
>>it. Especially if there's whackos who believe whackos like you should
>>be allowed to live.
>>
>But you would have to have his identity independently substantiated &
>verified first.
I know who he is, and I know where he lives. I also know that his
kind should be shot on site.
Horvath
wrote this crap:
>>>
>>> That would amaze you. You are amazed that men of honor would act like
>>> men of honor.
>>
>>Ain't you or anybody you know, for damn sure. Honorable men won't
>>have anything to do with a dickless freak like you.
>>Now go fuck yourself, Horvie.
>>
>But interestingly enough you want to flame him over the behavior you
>engage in (posting with a Nym), when he in fact doesn't.
I know who he is. He calls himself Scott Abraham, but his name is
Scott Spittle. I know where he lives in Seattle. I've been to
Seattle many times. He knows my name, and where I live. He's a big
asshole, a coward, a bully, and a liar. He boasts of his conquests in
Vietnam, but he's never been there. He boasts that he was trained by
SEALS, but he's never been in the military. You've seen his kind
before, but he's the worst of them.
>BTW -- What is the fascination with Dicks?
Should be obvious. He smoked too many cigars as a child.
Scott is bad news, he lives in his mother's basement, and he steals
clothes from collection boxes, which he sells on e-bay. He packs guns
wherever he goes. It would be best if he put a gun barrel in his
mouth and left us all alone.
Pepperoni
"Horvath" <Geo...@Horvath.nosepamm.net> wrote in message
news:8tf384lb682pg627s...@4ax.com...
>
>
> I know who he is. He calls himself Scott Abraham, but his name is
> Scott Spittle. I know where he lives in Seattle. I've been to
> Seattle many times. He knows my name, and where I live. He's a big
> asshole, a coward, a bully, and a liar. He boasts of his conquests in
> Vietnam, but he's never been there. He boasts that he was trained by
> SEALS, but he's never been in the military. You've seen his kind
> before, but he's the worst of them.
He talks a lot of nonsense. I remembered his prattle from years ago and
went to make a copy.
http://home.comcast.net/~numbauno/scott.htm
There's a lot more out there, claims of lots of manly jobs that he couldn't
pass a psych eval for; he's a real hoot.
I'm sure that he's probably a likeable guy, face-to-face. If he talked his
usenet rant around real people, they'd be drawing straws for first meat.
What 'ya say, we get Scotty something nice from AUK to wear around Usenet?
Horvath
<wasteba...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
>> I know who he is. He calls himself Scott Abraham, but his name is
>> Scott Spittle. I know where he lives in Seattle. I've been to
>> Seattle many times. He knows my name, and where I live. He's a big
>> asshole, a coward, a bully, and a liar. He boasts of his conquests in
>> Vietnam, but he's never been there. He boasts that he was trained by
>> SEALS, but he's never been in the military. You've seen his kind
>> before, but he's the worst of them.
>
>He talks a lot of nonsense. I remembered his prattle from years ago and
>went to make a copy.
>http://home.comcast.net/~numbauno/scott.htm
Good work.
>There's a lot more out there, claims of lots of manly jobs that he couldn't
>pass a psych eval for; he's a real hoot.
>
>I'm sure that he's probably a likeable guy, face-to-face. If he talked his
>usenet rant around real people, they'd be drawing straws for first meat.
Not here. My friend, Louie would smash his face in before anybody
else could take a shot.
>
>What 'ya say, we get Scotty something nice from AUK to wear around Usenet?
He's already got an AUK award.
Richard Henry
> "Horvath" <Geor...@Horvath.nosepamm.net> wrote in message
>
> news:8tf384lb682pg627s...@4ax.com...
>
>
>
> > I know who he is. He calls himself Scott Abraham, but his name is
> > Scott Spittle. I know where he lives in Seattle. I've been to
> > Seattle many times. He knows my name, and where I live. He's a big
> > asshole, a coward, a bully, and a liar. He boasts of his conquests in
> > Vietnam, but he's never been there. He boasts that he was trained by
> > SEALS, but he's never been in the military. You've seen his kind
> > before, but he's the worst of them.
>
> He talks a lot of nonsense. I remembered his prattle from years ago and
> There's a lot more out there, claims of lots of manly jobs that he couldn't
> pass a psych eval for; he's a real hoot.
>
> I'm sure that he's probably a likeable guy, face-to-face. If he talked his
> usenet rant around real people, they'd be drawing straws for first meat.
>
> What 'ya say, we get Scotty something nice from AUK to wear around Usenet?
Within the last few days, he has first offered to meet several people
in Seattle on Sunday, then scurried away (he has an emergency lunch
with biker buddies) when people took him up on it. To try to save
face, he started threatening people what would happen to t hem if he
saw them.
If I am ever in Seattle, I will offer to meet him - in an American
Legion hall.
pigo
> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:10:49 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
> engage in (posting with a Nym), when he in fact doesn't.
>
> "Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
> Moderation is for monks."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Here is what his brother said about him:
http://www.backlash.com/content/email/1996/em0196.htm
> I am Scott Barak Abraham's brother. I started to write a long
> rebuttal to his story in Backlash ("Repressed Memory Syndrome,"
> The Backlash, March 1995), but then I stopped. No matter what I
> say, some will accept, some will not. But there is a thing that
> must be said. Scott Barak Abraham was not, I repeat not, abused
> within our household. Since this alleged abuse is one of the
> pivotal points of the article, I feel it calls the validity of
> the whole article into question.
> Mr. Abraham was a multiple substance abuser for over twenty
> years, I have never used any drugs and haven't had a drink since
> I was 15 years old, 27 years ago, and was never drunk even once.
> I bring this up not for moral judgment, just for one point. Mr.
> Abraham poisoned his mind and body for over twenty years with
> mind altering drugs and substances, all of which have been
> scientifically proven to affect intelligence, perception and
> memory.
>
> Finally, as children, up to my 17th birthday Mr. Abraham molested
> me, violently abused me almost daily, and to this day uses words
> of derision and insult to attack and intimidate me. He denies
> this. If nothing else, I remember him doing this, he denies it.
> He says both of us were victims of multiple abusers, and I deny
> that with absolutely no hesitation or reservation. Since the
> article says False Memory Syndrome doesn't exist, he is quite
> wrong, as apparently one of us is the victim of said syndrome.
>
> A last thought. Mr. Abraham's behavior is nothing new, it hasn't
> changed ever. He threatened and intimidated when he was six, he
> threatened and intimidated when he was 15, he threatened and
> intimidated when he was 25, he threatens and intimidates when he
> is 43.
>
> I do not use my name at the request of the publisher.
>
pigo
> What so you and other Usenet KooKs can stalk him. Only the really
> insane would include a copy of their Passports with their Usenet
> posts.
Trunky should post his. He must have one. Remember that time he "was
in Europe" for the week?
twobuddha
> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:10:49 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
> engage in (posting with a Nym), when he in fact doesn't.
>
> BTW -- What is the fascination with Dicks?
Hey, Dickless? Everybody knows my name. They have regularly posted
my address and invited dickless freaks to come and do violence. Many
of them have met me.
Big difference, idiot. No surprise another usenet wack job defends
spewing shit while dicklessly hiding behind his computer.
What a pathetic freak you are. Go fuck yourself. As I was saying
about honorable men having nothing to do with dickless freaks like
you?
twobuddha
> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:11:53 -0400, Zombywoof <Zomby-W...@cox.net>
> wrote this crap:
>
> >>>> Go shove a gun barrel in your mouth. Put us all out of your misery.
>
> >>>A real man wouldn't write that.
>
> >>If I showed up and did it for you, the jury may not look favorably on
> >>it. Especially if there's whackos who believe whackos like you should
> >>be allowed to live.
>
> >But you would have to have his identity independently substantiated &
> >verified first.
>
> I know who he is, and I know where he lives. I also know that his
> kind should be shot on site.
Another pathetic death threat from Dickless Horvie, who continues to
hide behind his computer.
twobuddha
> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:16:04 -0400, Zombywoof <Zomby-W...@cox.net>
> wrote this crap:
>
>
>
> >>> That would amaze you. You are amazed that men of honor would act like
> >>> men of honor.
>
> >>Ain't you or anybody you know, for damn sure. Honorable men won't
> >>have anything to do with a dickless freak like you.
> >>Now go fuck yourself, Horvie.
>
> >But interestingly enough you want to flame him over the behavior you
> >engage in (posting with a Nym), when he in fact doesn't.
>
> I know who he is. He calls himself Scott Abraham, but his name is
> Scott Spittle. I know where he lives in Seattle. I've been to
> Seattle many times. He knows my name, and where I live.
Utter bullshit. I do not. Bluff called. Post it.
He's a big
> asshole, a coward, a bully, and a liar. He boasts of his conquests in
> Vietnam, but he's never been there. He boasts that he was trained by
> SEALS, but he's never been in the military. You've seen his kind
> before, but he's the worst of them.
I cannot be worse than Horvie.
>
> >BTW -- What is the fascination with Dicks?
>
> Should be obvious. He smoked too many cigars as a child.
>
> Scott is bad news, he lives in his mother's basement, and he steals
> clothes from collection boxes, which he sells on e-bay. He packs guns
> wherever he goes. It would be best if he put a gun barrel in his
> mouth and left us all alone.
I pack wherever I go? Mama's basement? Holy shit, Horvie, you sure
do love making up whoppers.
twobuddha
bWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Outright lies from Dickless Henry, who copped out of coming to Seattle
because of an EMERGENCY SOCCER GAME!!!!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>
> If I am ever in Seattle, I will offer to meet him - in an American
> Legion hall.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How about you stop by my house, freak? You posted the address often
enough. What a pathetic coward!!!!!!!!
Alan Baker
<422cba46-5b38-4fff...@u36g2000pro.googlegroups.com>,
twobuddha <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:
That wasn't a threat.
It was a comment; one I disagree with.
But when you die I won't mourn.
--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
<http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg>
Alan Baker
<90da01eb-8f21-4659...@p31g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
twobuddha <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:
He never agreed to come in the first place.
It's just like I predicted: you're rewriting history in what passes for
your mind.
Sharky
I nominate Scott Abraham aka twobuddha <scot...@hotmail.com> Coward
of the Month for July 2008 for his intanet threats [1] to meat peeps
IRL and his inevitable, however convenient, prior commitments when
they take him up on it. Scooter has demonstrated an unswerving
propensity to tork teh tork of an intanet tuff guy without having to
back any of it up...
Seconds?
[1]
Message-ID:
<90da01eb-8f21-4659...@p31g2000prf.googlegroups.com>
>How about you stop by my house, freak? You posted the address often
>enough. What a pathetic coward!!!!!!!!
Message-ID:
<a545699a-f8ad-4d56...@w34g2000prm.googlegroups.com>
>Because you didn't show up the last time, dumbfuck. Why waste my time
>on you again, when you did not, will not, and never will have the
>balls to show up? Proven. What an insane wack job you are. Get help.
Message-ID:
<b6438679-56fa-4413...@u12g2000prd.googlegroups.com>
>Been waiting for ten years or so, freak. Still waiting, freak. How
>laughable.
Message-ID:
<59710ff5-e016-41e6...@u12g2000prd.googlegroups.com>
>Now go suck a dick, freak. What a Dickless Bohunk Coward. Ain't even
>got the balls to give me a verifiable identity and location. Just the
>same dickless, obvious, transparent evasions. Every real man sees you
>for the freak you are, and we piss on you.
Message-ID:
<e02ebe7f-72f7-4212...@j33g2000pri.googlegroups.com>
>Hey, asshole? Here is a clue. I don't do conditions from insane
>freaks and criminals. I set a meet. You either show or you don't.
>Nobody ever has. You didn't. You knew where I would be and when I
>would be there. You ran. Dickless. Insane. Alan Baker.
Message-ID:
<0f9d1ed9-1df3-44a0...@t12g2000prg.googlegroups.com>
>The only people reading this stuff are freaks, pathological liars,
>nutcases, and dickless cowards. You and your buddies, dumbfuck. And
>you people brag about your lies. How laughable. How ridiculous.
>How Horvath. Are you insane?
Message-ID:
<81030e76-79cc-45ca...@h1g2000prh.googlegroups.com>
>Geez, Bob. You keep inviting me to stalk you. And I've invited YOU
>to show up on neutral ground over ten times in Utah.
>Big legal difference, as you well know. You chickenshit blowhard
>asshole.
etc....
Pepperoni
"Sharky" <sh...@he11sgates.org> wrote in message
news:48828090....@news.webtv.com...
I rise to second the nomination of Scott Abraham for "Coward of the month."
I note also that Scott Abraham is the only person in the history of Usenet
to be legally barred from posting to a newsgroup.
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19991117&slug=2995869
Note also his spurious claims to Vietnam combat wounds, without being a
member of the armed forces. Claims "journalist".
http://home.comcast.net/~numbauno/scott.htm
Respectfully submitted
Pepperoni
Horvath
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>>
>> I know who he is, and I know where he lives. I also know that his
>> kind should be shot on site.
>
>Another pathetic death threat from Dickless Horvie, who continues to
>hide behind his computer.
Who's hiding, loser?
Horvath
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>> Scott is bad news, he lives in his mother's basement, and he steals
>> clothes from collection boxes, which he sells on e-bay. He packs guns
>> wherever he goes. It would be best if he put a gun barrel in his
>> mouth and left us all alone.
>
>I pack wherever I go? Mama's basement? Holy shit, Horvie, you sure
>do love making up whoppers.
You've admitted you live in your mother's basement, and you boast that
you carry a gun wherever you go.
Sharky
ROTFLMAO!!1!! Scooter has also claimed he was a "protester" of the
Viet Nam war, yet he was a SEAL sk00ld mayhem killer of teh gooks! It
don't get funnier than that on UseRnet folks.
Bob F
Richard Henry
> > of the Month for July 2008 for his intanet threats [1] to meat peeps
> > IRL and his inevitable, however convenient, prior commitments when
> > they take him up on it. Scooter has demonstrated an unswerving
> > propensity to tork teh tork of an intanet tuff guy without having to
> > back any of it up...
>
> > Seconds?
>
> I rise to second the nomination of Scott Abraham for "Coward of the month."
>
> I note also that Scott Abraham is the only person in the history of Usenet
>
> Note also his spurious claims to Vietnam combat wounds, without being a
>
> Respectfully submitted
> Pepperoni
>
>
>
>
>
> > Message-ID:
> > <90da01eb-8f21-4659-9ff4-67c322547...@p31g2000prf.googlegroups.com>
> >>How about you stop by my house, freak? You posted the address often
> >>enough. What a pathetic coward!!!!!!!!
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>Because you didn't show up the last time, dumbfuck. Why waste my time
> >>on you again, when you did not, will not, and never will have the
> >>balls to show up? Proven. What an insane wack job you are. Get help.
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>Been waiting for ten years or so, freak. Still waiting, freak. How
> >>laughable.
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>Now go suck a dick, freak. What a Dickless Bohunk Coward. Ain't even
> >>got the balls to give me a verifiable identity and location. Just the
> >>same dickless, obvious, transparent evasions. Every real man sees you
> >>for the freak you are, and we piss on you.
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>Hey, asshole? Here is a clue. I don't do conditions from insane
> >>freaks and criminals. I set a meet. You either show or you don't.
> >>Nobody ever has. You didn't. You knew where I would be and when I
> >>would be there. You ran. Dickless. Insane. Alan Baker.
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>The only people reading this stuff are freaks, pathological liars,
> >>nutcases, and dickless cowards. You and your buddies, dumbfuck. And
> >>you people brag about your lies. How laughable. How ridiculous.
> >>How Horvath. Are you insane?
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>Geez, Bob. You keep inviting me to stalk you. And I've invited YOU
> >>to show up on neutral ground over ten times in Utah.
> >>Big legal difference, as you well know. You chickenshit blowhard
> >>asshole.
>
>
> - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
A few amplifying remarks about Mr. Bobaloobob's qualifications for
this honor: within the last few days, he has challenged a few
frequent correspondents of the newsgroup rec.skiing.alpine to meet him
in Seattle. When the offer was accepted, Mr. Spittal quickly backed
down, citing an unexpected lunch with some biker buddies. The group
then pledged several hundred dollars to pay for the lunch, if he would
only disclose its location and carry through with the meeting. Mr.
Abraham is now suffering from an episode of psychopathic projection,
accusing all the others who have been conversing with him the last few
days of backing away from the meet, including both those who still
wish to meet and those who never indicated any interest in the
meeting.
I think AUK may have to retire the cowrd of the month award after this
cycle, or at least name it after him: The Scott (Bobaloobob) Abraham
(nee Spital) Coward of the Month Award.
Richard Henry
"pepperoni" <wastebasket...@hotmail.com> wrote: on jul 19, 5:52 pm,
"pepperoni".
>
> I note also that Scott Abraham is the only person in the history of Usenet
> to be legally barred from posting to a newsgroup.http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19991117&slu...
>
> Note also his spurious claims to Vietnam combat wounds, without being a
In seattle. when the others who have been conversing with some biker
buddies. the group rec.skiing.alpine to pay for the last few days, he
has challenged sever indicated lunch with him the meeting. mr.
bobaloobob's qualificated any interest in seattle. when pledged sever
indicated a few days, he has challenged sever indicated any interest in
seattle. when the newsgroup rec.skiing.alpine to meet him in the others
who have been conversing with the last few days, he has challenged any
interest in then pledged any interest in seattle. when the others who
have been conversing away from an unexpected lunch, if he would only
disclose its location and those its locations for this honor: with some
biker buddies. the group rec.skiing. a few days, he would only disclose
who still wish to pay from an episode of the meeting. a few frequent
correspondents of the last few frequent correspondents of psychopathic
projections for this honor: with him the meeting. mr. abraham is now
suffer was accepted, mr. abraham is now suffering within then the others
who have been conversing both those who have been conversing away from
an episode of backing an episode offer was accepted, mr. abraham is now
suffering within the meet, including all the others who never
indications for this honor: with the meet and carry through with him
the meeting with the last few amplifying away from the meeting.alpine to
pay from the others who still wish to meeting with those who still wish
to pay for the lunch, if he has challenged.
Cycle, or at least name it after think auk may have to retire the cowrd
of the month award. i think auk may have to retire the cowrd of the
month award after him: the scott (bobaloobob) abraham (nee spital)
coward of the cowrd of the cowrd of the cowrd of the cowrd of the month
award of the month award of the month award after think auk may have to
retire the cowrd.
pigo
> > of the Month for July 2008 for his intanet threats [1] to meat peeps
> > IRL and his inevitable, however convenient, prior commitments when
> > they take him up on it. Scooter has demonstrated an unswerving
> > propensity to tork teh tork of an intanet tuff guy without having to
> > back any of it up...
>
> > Seconds?
>
> I rise to second the nomination of Scott Abraham for "Coward of the month."
>
> I note also that Scott Abraham is the only person in the history of Usenet
>
> Note also his spurious claims to Vietnam combat wounds, without being a
>
> Respectfully submitted
> Pepperoni
>
>
>
>
>
> > Message-ID:
> > <90da01eb-8f21-4659-9ff4-67c322547...@p31g2000prf.googlegroups.com>
> >>How about you stop by my house, freak? You posted the address often
> >>enough. What a pathetic coward!!!!!!!!
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>Because you didn't show up the last time, dumbfuck. Why waste my time
> >>on you again, when you did not, will not, and never will have the
> >>balls to show up? Proven. What an insane wack job you are. Get help.
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>Been waiting for ten years or so, freak. Still waiting, freak. How
> >>laughable.
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>Now go suck a dick, freak. What a Dickless Bohunk Coward. Ain't even
> >>got the balls to give me a verifiable identity and location. Just the
> >>same dickless, obvious, transparent evasions. Every real man sees you
> >>for the freak you are, and we piss on you.
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>Hey, asshole? Here is a clue. I don't do conditions from insane
> >>freaks and criminals. I set a meet. You either show or you don't.
> >>Nobody ever has. You didn't. You knew where I would be and when I
> >>would be there. You ran. Dickless. Insane. Alan Baker.
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>The only people reading this stuff are freaks, pathological liars,
> >>nutcases, and dickless cowards. You and your buddies, dumbfuck. And
> >>you people brag about your lies. How laughable. How ridiculous.
> >>How Horvath. Are you insane?
>
> > Message-ID:
> >>Geez, Bob. You keep inviting me to stalk you. And I've invited YOU
> >>to show up on neutral ground over ten times in Utah.
> >>Big legal difference, as you well know. You chickenshit blowhard
> >>asshole.
>
>
> - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
And let's not forget this keeper from his brother:
Pinku-Sensei
news:48828090....@news.webtv.com:
This nomination has been seconded and accepted. Scotty will run against
Yads of rec.arts.drwho for this award. The election will be held if
there are two seconded and accepted candidates for Kook of the Month.
Speaking of which, would you believe Scotty is one of two Bobo winners I
know that are still running around USENET who haven't already won Kook
of the Month, the other also being someone named Scott--Scott "Wereo"
Lifshine? Now, Wereo is being entertainly kooky, but he also is likely
to campaign for his award, which means I'd probably have to disqualify
him. Sigh. I'd rather not. Instead, I'll nominate Scotty
"twobuddhas" Abraham for Kook of the Month to run against Agamemnon of
rec.arts.drwho.
Nomination after the evidence.
> [1]
>
>
> Message-ID:
> <90da01eb-8f21-4659...@p31g2000prf.googlegroups.com>
>>How about you stop by my house, freak? You posted the address often
>>enough. What a pathetic coward!!!!!!!!
>
> Message-ID:
> <a545699a-f8ad-4d56...@w34g2000prm.googlegroups.com>
>>Because you didn't show up the last time, dumbfuck. Why waste my time
>>on you again, when you did not, will not, and never will have the
>>balls to show up? Proven. What an insane wack job you are. Get
>>help.
>
> Message-ID:
> <b6438679-56fa-4413...@u12g2000prd.googlegroups.com>
>>Been waiting for ten years or so, freak. Still waiting, freak. How
>>laughable.
Yes, it's been about 10 years since your Bobo, Scotty. AUK has been
waiting that long.
Based on the above evidence, I nominate Scott Abraham for Kook of the
Month for July 2008.
Seconds?
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://web.archive.org/web/20070626225733/http://www.caballista.org/auk/
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks (under construction)
Pinku-Sensei
news:g6k0lo$jt$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> Sharky <sh...@he11sgates.org> wrote in
> news:48828090....@news.webtv.com:
>> I nominate Scott Abraham aka twobuddha <scot...@hotmail.com> Coward
>> of the Month for July 2008 for his intanet threats [1] to meat peeps
>> IRL and his inevitable, however convenient, prior commitments when
>> they take him up on it. Scooter has demonstrated an unswerving
>> propensity to tork teh tork of an intanet tuff guy without having to
>> back any of it up...
>>
>> Seconds?
>
> This nomination has been seconded and accepted. Scotty will run
> against Yads of rec.arts.drwho for this award. The election will be
> held if there are two seconded and accepted candidates for Kook of the
> Month.
>
> Speaking of which, would you believe Scotty is one of two Bobo winners
> I know that are still running around USENET who haven't already won
> Kook of the Month, the other also being someone named Scott--Scott
> "Wereo" Lifshine? Now, Wereo is being entertainly kooky, but he also
> is likely to campaign for his award, which means I'd probably have to
> disqualify him. Sigh. I'd rather not. Instead, I'll nominate Scotty
> "twobuddhas" Abraham for Kook of the Month to run against Agamemnon of
> rec.arts.drwho.
....
> Based on the above evidence, I nominate Scott Abraham for Kook of the
> Month for July 2008.
>
> Seconds?
Oops, forgot to format the subject line. There, f1X0r3d.
Pepperoni
"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-...@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:g6k0rm$jt$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> I nominate Scott Abraham aka twobuddha <scot...@hotmail.com> Coward
>>> of the Month for July 2008 for his intanet threats [1] to meat peeps
>>> IRL and his inevitable, however convenient, prior commitments when
>>> they take him up on it. Scooter has demonstrated an unswerving
>>> propensity to tork teh tork of an intanet tuff guy without having to
>>> back any of it up...
>>>
>>> Seconds?
>>
>> This nomination has been seconded and accepted. Scotty will run
>> against Yads of rec.arts.drwho for this award. The election will be
>> held if there are two seconded and accepted candidates for Kook of the
>> Month.
>>
>> Speaking of which, would you believe Scotty is one of two Bobo winners
>> I know that are still running around USENET who haven't already won
>> Kook of the Month, the other also being someone named Scott--Scott
>> "Wereo" Lifshine? Now, Wereo is being entertainly kooky, but he also
>> is likely to campaign for his award, which means I'd probably have to
>> disqualify him. Sigh. I'd rather not. Instead, I'll nominate Scotty
>> "twobuddhas" Abraham for Kook of the Month to run against Agamemnon of
>> rec.arts.drwho.
>
> ....
>
>> Based on the above evidence, I nominate Scott Abraham for Kook of the
>> Month for July 2008.
>>
>> Seconds?
Despite the low volume and quality of the work of Scott Abraham, I find him
fully qualified to run on the KOTM ballot for July 2008.
I second the nomination.
Pepperoni
Archie Leach
Richard Henry
> "Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sen...@caballista.org> wrote:
> >"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sen...@caballista.org> wrote in
> >news:g6k0lo$jt$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> >> Sharky <sh...@he11sgates.org> wrote in
> >>news:48828090....@news.webtv.com:
>
> >>> of the Month for July 2008 for his intanet threats [1] to meat peeps
> >>> IRL and his inevitable, however convenient, prior commitments when
> >>> they take him up on it. Scooter has demonstrated an unswerving
> >>> propensity to tork teh tork of an intanet tuff guy without having to
> >>> back any of it up...
>
> >>> Seconds?
>
> >> This nomination has been seconded and accepted. Scotty will run
> >> against Yads of rec.arts.drwho for this award. The election will be
> >> held if there are two seconded and accepted candidates for Kook of the
> >> Month.
>
> >> Speaking of which, would you believe Scotty is one of two Bobo winners
> >> I know that are still running around USENET who haven't already won
> >> Kook of the Month, the other also being someone named Scott--Scott
> >> "Wereo" Lifshine? Now, Wereo is being entertainly kooky, but he also
> >> is likely to campaign for his award, which means I'd probably have to
> >> disqualify him. Sigh. I'd rather not. Instead, I'll nominate Scotty
> >> "twobuddhas" Abraham for Kook of the Month to run against Agamemnon of
> >> rec.arts.drwho.
>
> >....
>
> >> Based on the above evidence, I nominate Scott Abraham for Kook of the
> >> Month for July 2008.
>
> >> Seconds?
>
> >Oops, forgot to format the subject line. There, f1X0r3d.
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
See also his latest contributions in rsa thread "Ping: Richard" and
other concurrent threads which he apparently fled Seattle on a
motorcycle rather than attend a lunch (to be paid for and then some by
newsgroup pledges) with rsa regulars.
The Secretary of HomIntern
> Sharky wrote:
>> Richard Henry wrote:
>>>> "Horvath" wrote...
Actually, no, that's Agamemnon as well, for COTM. BTW, I'm not sure if
Aggie has made a proper acceptance speach for his Coward of the Month nom
(or his Kook of the Month nom, for that matter), so I'll ask him.
<space for Agamemnon's acceptance speach *here*>
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http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"
...with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.