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Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names

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Dec 9, 2011, 6:38:27 AM12/9/11
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Dai Uy

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Dec 10, 2011, 12:03:41 AM12/10/11
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On Dec 9, 1:38 am, Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names
<PopUlist...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Want to read a REALLY BIG pile of bullshit?
>
> Go to this URL.  Start on Page 84 and read the story by "John."  If
> there's a word of truth in the tale, I can't find it.
>
> http://books.google.com/books?id=MV4bV8ktucsC&pg=PA88&lpg=PA88&dq=ope...

Wow.

If you look at the contents page, you'll note that the only pages
Google Books previews are John's. I imagine that little preview would
keep most people from buying it.

Thank you Google.

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Bill Clarke

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Dec 10, 2011, 12:38:58 PM12/10/11
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In article <3a30162b-f4f2-475f...@v6g2000yqv.googlegroups.com>,
Dai Uy says...
>
>On Dec 9, 1:38=A0am, Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names
><PopUlist...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Want to read a REALLY BIG pile of bullshit?
>>
>> Go to this URL. =A0Start on Page 84 and read the story by "John." =A0If
>> there's a word of truth in the tale, I can't find it.
>>
>> http://books.google.com/books?id=3DMV4bV8ktucsC&pg=3DPA88&lpg=3DPA88&dq=
>=3Dope...
>
> Wow.
>
> If you look at the contents page, you'll note that the only pages
>Google Books previews are John's. I imagine that little preview would
>keep most people from buying it.
>
> Thank you Google.
>
> ***
>

Evidently this liar didn’t see the “Tailwind” bullshit on CNN that got Peter
Arnet and several others fired for their bullshit story about American deserters
and our governments attempt to kill them.

If you’re going to tell a lie it should at least be half way believable.

Bill Clarke

!Jones

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Jan 2, 2012, 10:50:59 PM1/2/12
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On Fri, 09 Dec 2011 06:38:27 -0500, in alt.war.vietnam Kickin' Ass and
Takin' Names <PopUl...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Want to read a REALLY BIG pile of bullshit?

Uuuh... do I have to?

!Jones

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Jan 2, 2012, 10:51:50 PM1/2/12
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On 10 Dec 2011 09:38:58 -0800, in alt.war.vietnam Bill Clarke
<Bill_...@newsguy.com> wrote:

>Evidently this liar didn’t see the “Tailwind” bullshit on CNN that got Peter
>Arnet and several others fired for their bullshit story about American deserters
>and our governments attempt to kill them.
>
>If you’re going to tell a lie it should at least be half way believable.
>
>Bill Clarke

Did I ever tell the story 'bout the ducks?

Jones

Daryl

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Jan 2, 2012, 11:11:12 PM1/2/12
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No, but you are going to........:)

Where you been, Jonsie



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Bill Clarke

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Jan 3, 2012, 12:35:52 AM1/3/12
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In article <tpu4g79tn7jsiji49...@4ax.com>, !Jones says...
I remember the bees but not sure about the ducks. My memory is fading. My god,
you didn’t molest a Vietnamese duck did you? Was this atrocity reported? Was
it good for the duck?
Bill Clarke

!Jones

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Jan 4, 2012, 6:29:58 PM1/4/12
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On 2 Jan 2012 21:35:52 -0800, in alt.war.vietnam Bill Clarke
<Bill_...@newsguy.com> wrote:

>I remember the bees but not sure about the ducks. My memory is fading. My god,
>you didn’t molest a Vietnamese duck did you? Was this atrocity reported? Was
>it good for the duck?
>Bill Clarke

Well, sir... I was walking one day out in the jungle, and a duck flew
by my head. It was doin' what most ducks do... you know, the old,
"quack quack" thing.

But, me bein' lost in the moment, I thought it said: "quark quark!"

Now, we all know what goes "quark quark," right?

Yup, it was a quantum duck... aka a Depleted-Uranium Duck (DUD), and
we *all* know how dangerous DUDs are.


Is anybody listening to my story?


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