good place to get laid in vegas
SPIDERMAN
Ss1120
casino bars, late night, weekends
>>>and how much
$100's
droyus
There's no legal place to pay for sex in Clark County. But of course
if you're set on taking care of business locally, call an escort
service. You can find dozens of services in the Yellow Pages, or you
can pick up a vast number of sex pamphlets handed out by smutpeddlers on
the strip. You can specify the type of girl you prefer, and she'll come
to your room. Or if you found a girl you like in one of the pamphlets
you find on the strip, you can call her direct. The average rate will
be $500 assuming you're not stinking drunk or horrifically ugly, and
you'll be required to wear a condom. If your hotel checks room keys
before allowing access to elevators, you'll have to go down and
accompany her to your room. This is gonna look fishy to security when
you exit the elevator alone, but you go back up with a beautiful woman
on your arm. Just act like you've known each other for 10 years and you
should be fine.
If you want to take the legal route, the closest brothel is in Pahrump
country...the good ol' world famous Chicken Ranch. It's 50 minutes one
way and you can call them for a free limo ride (don't forget to tip the
driver, he works only for tips). The average rate is $200 - $300 if all
you want is fairly straightforward sex. Adding on a trip to the
jacuzzi, shower, massages, that's all extra and it can add up FAST. But
it's all negotiable. The girls are independant contractors by
definition and can quote their own price on anything, but trying to talk
her down in price could lead to a less enjoyable time. My advice is to
just go prepared to pay, and if all you want is straight sex and she
quotes $300 or less, accept it and party hearty. There are other
brothels around, but this is the closest and reputedly the best. The
Cherry Patch is also supposed to be high quality, it's to the north of
Vegas I think and it could be over an hour each way.
Have fun!
droyus
you absolutely have to find something within the city limits legal or
not, call an escort service. The yellow pages has about 20 pages full
of them, or you can get brochures and pamphlets aplenty from the
smutpeddlers in the middle of the strip. It'll run you about $500, and
you'll be required to wear a condom. You can request the type of girl
you like and she'll come right to your room...or if she takes in-calls,
you can go to her. A friend of mine actually got picked up at the hotel
by a dead ringer for Pam Anderson and she took him to her place. If
your hotel checks room keys before allowing access to the elevators,
you'll have to go down and escort her up. Use caution, the security
staff could catch on real quick when you go down to the casino alone and
go back up with a gorgeous girl on your arm. Just act like you've known
each other for 10 years and you should be fine.
minutes to 2 hours outside Las Vegas. The closest and most popular is
probably The Chicken Ranch in Pahrump county, close to the California
border 50 minutes to the west. You can call them up and get a free limo
sent out to get you and take you back. Just don't forget to tip the
driver, he works only for tips. A $40 tip is relatively little compared
to the $250 cab ride you'd otherwise take. Other places like Sherry's
and The Cherry Patch have similar services probably. They're all in the
LV phone book.
Then there's the good ol' streetwalkers. Take this route at your own
peril. Disease, spending the night in the Las Vegas County Jail instead
of your favorite casino or hotel room, robbery, they all await you with
open arms.
droyus
price! Many factors can affect this. If all you want is straight sex
and nothing fancy, then $200-$300 is the average rate you should pay.
If you want to tack on extras like a trip to the jacuzzi, shower,
massages, kinky specialties, all of these add up FAST. Each girl is an
independent contractor by definition, so they can set their own
individual prices. Outside of choosing extra pleasures, the price you
pay could go up or down depending on your level of attractiveness and
your level of sobriety. Ugly & drunk guys generally pay more, but the
drunk guys REALLY pay more. But even if you naturally look like a
junkyard fashion victim, as long as you're freshly showered, well
groomed, smelling good, fresh breath, looking as good as you possibly
can, and behaving like a courteous gentleman, your unchangeable looks
shouldn't affect the price too drastically. If you go there drunk,
looking and smelling like ass and acting like like a soccer hooligan,
you'll either pay twice what most others would or you'll be refused
service flat out and asked to leave.
The above advice on personal hygene and behaviour also applies to the
escort service girls. These ladies are also independent contractors,
and you could pay more or less depending on your attitude and grooming.
Somehow I doubt any of that matters if you require the raw thrill of
scoring yourself a hooker on Fremont......
Party Hearty!