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Here's another one from out of the closet

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Nomen Nescio

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Jun 23, 2011, 8:27:21 AM6/23/11
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Nomen Nescio

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Jun 23, 2011, 8:44:14 AM6/23/11
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Mr. V

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Jun 23, 2011, 11:13:20 AM6/23/11
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Good grief!

Ace* is "only" on six meds?

Xanax, Prozac, Celexa and three others?

Let me guess: is one of them Seroquel?

Kissing capt. laser?

Eating a bat?

Playing peek a boo with a potted plant?

Masonic swords?

*whistles, stomps feet.*

More!

More!

Corey

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Jun 23, 2011, 11:53:14 AM6/23/11
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To: Mr. V
Re: Re: Here's another one from out of the closet
By: Mr. V to alt.vacation.las-vegas on Thu Jun 23 2011 08:13 am

hmm, pot plants?

Nomen Nescio

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Jun 23, 2011, 9:08:05 PM6/23/11
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Nomen Nescio

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Jun 23, 2011, 9:30:45 PM6/23/11
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Split the Eights

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Jun 23, 2011, 9:27:25 PM6/23/11
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He claims to be married but never has a wedding ring on... I guess
it's best for the kids that Conchita left this sad mental case...

Nomen Nescio

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Jun 23, 2011, 10:10:33 PM6/23/11
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On 6/23/2011 6:27 PM, Split the Eights wrote:
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> He claims to be married but never has a wedding ring on... I guess
> it's best for the kids that Conchita left this sad mental case...

Look again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqpdDC4qiDE

Professor Kelley's critics all seem to have the same vision problem,
seeing things that aren't there and vice-versa.

Nomen Nescio

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Jun 23, 2011, 10:55:57 PM6/23/11
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Random Video - Intervention Needed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJb67Ku_l68


Mr. V

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Jun 24, 2011, 12:07:55 AM6/24/11
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On Jun 23, 7:55 pm, Nomen Nescio <n...@void.net> wrote:
> Random Video - Intervention Needed:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJb67Ku_l68

Ah, now THAT is AVLV's poster child.

*golf clap*

Someone wanna loosen up his restraints a bit, he's gonna get chafed.

Ace

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Jun 24, 2011, 3:46:07 AM6/24/11
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I actually didn't want to laugh. But hey, try keeping a straight face
doing something like that. Deadpan humor is very demanding.

You're about the only person in avlv who ever had a sense of humor.
This might come as a huge surprise, but as a kid I was a class clown.
I've been doing goofy stichk my whole life. I'm just as gratified by
those who find it annoying as I am by those who find it amusing. Now
after 53 years of acting goofy, a couple of Usenet dweebs think they
can what? Make me feel embarrassed? Yeah, riiiight. Good luck with
that fellas. Salad for one?

I know, what a waste of a mensa IQ...

A*

Corey

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Jun 24, 2011, 4:49:43 AM6/24/11
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To: Ace

Re: Re: Here's another one from out of the closet
By: Ace to alt.vacation.las-vegas,alt.usenet.kooks on Fri Jun 24 2011 12:46 am

acting goofy? do they work in disneyland?
then acting goofy is good.

]V[etaphoid

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Jun 24, 2011, 5:20:25 AM6/24/11
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"Nomen Nescio" <no...@void.net> wrote in message
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When was the last time that anyone, including your fat-fucked-self, saw your
penis?

--
"Don't make me get my IT friend, Ronson, to do a trace on you to find
out your real name." - Brian "Ace" Kelley flexing his online might...


]V[etaphoid

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Jun 24, 2011, 5:23:29 AM6/24/11
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"Ace" <syla...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Pfft! You bastard!

You owe me a can of coke and a new wireless keyboard, funny man...

Ace♠

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Jun 24, 2011, 6:01:25 AM6/24/11
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On Jun 24, 1:49 am, "Corey" <co...@tsgc.dyndns.org.remove-jm5-this>
wrote:

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> acting goofy? do they work in disneyland?
> then acting goofy is good.

Wearing a giant dog outfit is were I draw the line.
Of course, there's some debate as to whether or not Goofy actually is
a dog...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA-mYIDJ2Hw

A*

Nomen Nescio

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Jun 24, 2011, 7:04:08 AM6/24/11
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On 6/24/2011 2:20 AM, ]V[etaphoid wrote:
> "Nomen Nescio"<no...@void.net> wrote in message
> news:iu0rmm$c4l$1...@dont-email.me...
>> On 6/23/2011 6:27 PM, Split the Eights wrote:
>>>
>>> He claims to be married but never has a wedding ring on... I guess
>>> it's best for the kids that Conchita left this sad mental case...
>>
>> Look again:
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqpdDC4qiDE
>>
>> Professor Kelley's critics all seem to have the same vision problem,
>> seeing things that aren't there and vice-versa.
>
> When was the last time that anyone saw your
> penis?

Your wife, on a regular basis.

Ace*

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Jun 24, 2011, 7:09:35 AM6/24/11
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"Nomen Nescio" <no...@void.net> wrote in message
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As someone who has publicly clashed with ]v[r ]v[etaphoid on many occasions,
even I've got to say that is out of order.

Until you've been the victim of infidelity and falsely accused of hurting
your own children, you will never understand how hurtful such lies can be. I
suggest you proceed with caution.

A*


]v[etaphoid

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Jun 24, 2011, 7:26:43 AM6/24/11
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On 6/24/2011 4:09 AM, Ace* wrote:
> "Nomen Nescio"<no...@void.net> wrote in message
> news:iu1qv5$b3p$2...@dont-email.me...
>> On 6/24/2011 2:20 AM, ]V[etaphoid wrote:
>>> "Nomen Nescio"<no...@void.net> wrote in message
>>> news:iu0rmm$c4l$1...@dont-email.me...
>>>> On 6/23/2011 6:27 PM, Split the Eights wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> He claims to be married but never has a wedding ring on... I guess
>>>>> it's best for the kids that Conchita left this sad mental case...
>>>>
>>>> Look again:
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqpdDC4qiDE
>>>>
>>>> Professor Kelley's critics all seem to have the same vision problem,
>>>> seeing things that aren't there and vice-versa.
>>>
>>> When was the last time that anyone saw your
>>> penis?
>>
>> Your wife, on a regular basis.
>
> As someone who has publicly clashed with ]v[r ]v[etaphoid on many occasions,
> even I've got to say that is out of order.
>
> Until you've been the victim of infidelity and falsely accused of hurting
> your own children, you will never understand how hurtful such lies can be. I
> suggest you proceed with caution.
>
> A*

So Brian, when are you going to let me take a turn at bending Goldie
over a table?

Don in Vegas and Memphis!

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Jun 24, 2011, 5:37:04 PM6/24/11
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Playing peek a boo with a potted plant! OMG, now, truly, that is a
funny choice of words. ...potted plant and peek a boo...that was
good.

There are sparks og brain activity here from time to time. Ego ridens
durissimum. (I am laughing hard)

DOn

Ace

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Jun 25, 2011, 9:00:43 AM6/25/11
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On Jun 24, 2:37 pm, "Don in Vegas and Memphis!" <dstre...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>
> Playing peek a boo with a potted plant!  OMG, now, truly, that is a
> funny choice of words.  ...potted plant and peek a boo...that was
> good.
>
> There are sparks og brain activity here from time to time.  Ego ridens
> durissimum.  (I am laughing hard)
>
> DOn

Stop out-weirding me.

A*

Don in Vegas and Memphis!

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Jun 27, 2011, 11:34:41 PM6/27/11
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OK, you win. I am going out to play peek a boo with the stuff in the
potted plants. God, that is so funny! :) LMAO!

Don

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