I am a Troll

[Johnny Ashcroft]

What can I say? I am a Troll. I have never done anything useful in my
life. I am a sick pathetic bastard that is jealous of everyone in this
group. I have no friends and I have no life, I cannot think of anything
useful or constructive that I have or will ever do with my life. I am a
nasty little person who craves far more attention than I deserve. I am
an inadequate loser who cannot succeed in anything in my real life. My
brain and morals have not developed beyond childhood, I am just seeking
attention.

I am permanently disgruntled, or "physically short changed", if you
will, and seek out ways to compensate for my shortcomings through
vicious attacks against others in order to achieve a "Mental Erection"
(that's the only kind I can get). I am a loathsome and contemptible
piece of shit bent on disrupting the ordinarily peaceful exchange of
useful information for my own perverted pleasure. I suck.

I am a coward that talks all kinds of shit from the safety of my
mother's basement where she keeps me locked up and makes me wear her
soiled panties. I am a loser in life who has no more value than the
stains in my mom panties. The only enjoyment I get out of life is
licking my dogs butt while I surf the internet. I would do more to him,
but he doesn't like me either.

I have to go now, my dog wants me.