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Dec 11, 2022, 1:18:42 AM12/11/22
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Alternative Leadicine
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A midget imam from Mombassa
Remarked in a raunchy madrasa
I can chew chicken halal--
Marry more than one gal.
Can a cock caress a kielbasa?

A short sheikh from Mozambique
Replied to the madrasic pique
A cock--you can chew,
A chick--you can screw,
But a rooster can't peck his own beak.

A Catholic from Constantinople
Replied to their Arabic scruple,
A cock--you can suck,
But a girl--you can't fuck.
Holy popes poke boys in the poop hole.

A Hillbilly quite Appalachian
Reviled their raunchy liaison:
It don't breed 'till it bleeds,
A boy's arse is for seats,
So you sickos can suck on my shotgun.

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Moral of the story: a liberal dose of lead cures pedophilia.
That is the science of alternative leadicine.

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