Re: apologies
duab
>" Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>news:C_mdnRaptKxYykHV...@pipex.net:
>
>>
>> "Puck" <pou...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B24E5B5...@194.177.97.96...
>>>" Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>> news:2sCdnc4NIYTGDkbV...@pipex.net:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Puck" <pou...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns9B22BFD3...@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>" Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:sa2dnbaTj8xcLkrV...@pipex.net:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Puck" <pou...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Xns9B20BE0A...@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>" Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:JtWdnUfDGIfg80vV...@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pou...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B20A5F...@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:W6gBk.60825$E41....@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:0cWdnRiHe_d5TlrV...@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:pvPxk.55737$E41....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Ash Wensdee" <a...@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:jqcec4ptrq01tddnh...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> was an ugly child, and now
>the
>>>>>>> world
>>>>>>>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <a...@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:hg7ec4h6g9ogi0v49...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> was an ugly child, and now
>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <a...@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:js3ec491itr7m3hvm...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> was an ugly child, and
>now
>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <a...@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:jrudc4lll71a2fgm5...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pou...@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and
>>> now
>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ash Wensdee <a...@wensdee.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:61fbc4l5lfebd35qv...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pou...@googlemail.com> was an ugly child,
>and
>>>>> now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> world
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ash Wensdee <a...@wensdee.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:nr3ac45194js367d5...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pou...@googlemail.com> was an ugly child,
>>> and
>>>>>>> now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> world
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am criticised for many things but the thing
>>>>>>> containing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the least
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>swearwords is usually that I don't include my
>>>>> playlits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>when I lyricbomb.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That is a novel interpretation of "fuck off with
>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shitty lyrics
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you cunt".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think that in my whole entire life I have never
>>> come
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>across someone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>quite so violently objectionable as you, sir.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me this
>>> week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hmm. It's just a thought but have you tried being
>>> funny?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I mean I know there's a fine line between finding
>>> someone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>really funny
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wanting to punch them hard in the face - but I think
>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>with a bit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>practice, you might actually pull it off. Jay could
>>> give
>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lessons
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>as a nice little reward or incentive, I promise to
>say
>>>>> lots
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of nice
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>things
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WTF? You are stooping pretty fucking low in the
>>>>> gangfucking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stakes if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you are willing to say Jay's funny.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I have me moments, cunt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would you mind citing one for me? Just one will do.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:7Juwk.53880$E41....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Ash Wensdee" <a...@wensdee.com> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> was an
>>> ugly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> child
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you ever, I mean even once, have anything to say
>>>>> except
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to express
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spite?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hit a nerve did I Dave? Spite? what a hypocrite.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rolf
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>That was quite good.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THAT WAS QUITE GOOD.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What was quite good?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> This was....
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Jay Kaner" <ski...@will.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:7Juwk.53880$E41....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Ash Wensdee" <a...@wensdee.com> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Gr...@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> was an
>>> ugly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> child
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you ever, I mean even once, have anything to say
>>>>> except
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to express
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spite?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hit a nerve did I Dave? Spite? what a hypocrite.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rolf
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It was so funny it had Grant rolling on laughing floor.
>>> Twice.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Would you like me to show you another one of me moments?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Or would that be going tuvaaaa, way tuvaaaa?
>>>>>>>>>>> fifl
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Heh, ain't seen a fifl for so long I forgot all about 'em!!
>Oh
>>>>> how
>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>> wish I hadn't smoked so much pot, I wouldn't have forgotten
>the
>>>>>>> lovely
>>>>>>>>>> little fifl.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's a bit gay though, dontchya find? I felt uncomfortable
>using
>>>>> it
>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>> I'm a female... so the legend goes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nah to me your always be a bloke.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And don't you forget it, cunty.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You know if I was gay I might actually fancy you!
>>>>>
>>>>> Darling, I've never been convinced of your sexuality so why don't
>we
>>>>> just draw a line under this.
>>>>>
>>>> Oh you call me Darling! I must still be in with a chance.
>>>>>
>>>>> Whichever sex you are, I ain't. And if you're not gay, whichever
>sex
>>>>> you are, I am.
>>>>>
>>>> OK you win I'm Bi!
>>>
>>> I had to fight my way through the crowds of potential suitors to get
>to
>>> this post. Coff.
>>>
>> Really should see a doctor about that Coff.
>
>Why, have they found a cure for sarcasm?
Yes, the Americans have it.
Has anyone seen Potters, Domywoms, or anyone?
Albert Ross
Being too thick to know when they've been made fun of isn't a cure, it's
more like an immunity
mick
I have, they're having a circle jerk, but don't worry, they've saved you
a place.
J Kaner
"mick" <u...@dawn.bbb> wrote in message news:3iq4f8....@news.alt.net...
They have??
Told me they hated the cunt.
Wanted nothing more to do with him.
mick
It was a choice between him and Gordon Brown.
They had no choice but to take him back.
J Kaner
"mick" <u...@dawn.bbb> wrote in message news:3j2pg0....@news.alt.net...
Bunch of fucking Tories. Poor Gordon was devastated.
mick
except for he spun it around into a victory for his fat self.
Nevermind he'll be out on his ear soon, get old Nick settled in,
whatdoyathink?
J Kaner
"mick" <u...@dawn.bbb> wrote in message news:3j5b8n....@news.alt.net...
St Nick? Father Christmas as PM?!?!? What a fucking great idea. I think I
know what will be top of Gordon's prezzy list. Two Tonka toys, new Ken and
Barbie action figures (that's ken livingstone and barbie cartland) and a
buoyant new economy.
mick
I've got his wishlist right here, it's got on it
1) to smile without looking insincere/gormless
2) an eye
3) to not be a bullying cunt
4) some gardening tools for two months time
5) the pox
I added the last one to his list.
duab
mogga
>>Why, have they found a cure for sarcasm?
>
>Yes, the Americans have it.
>
>Has anyone seen Potters, Domywoms, or anyone?
>
No.
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mogga
>mogga <d...@NOSPAMPLEASEmogga.com> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:25:08 +0000, duab <du...@duab.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>Why, have they found a cure for sarcasm?
>>>
>>>Yes, the Americans have it.
>>>
>>>Has anyone seen Potters, Domywoms, or anyone?
>>>
>>
>>
>>No.
>
>kinell... it's aliiiive it's ALIIIIIIVE!! :-)
>
Indeed. Just not been here for a while.
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Mike
>On Wed, 09 Jun 2010 14:14:28 +0100, mike <mi...@nospam.net> wrote:
>
>>mogga <d...@NOSPAMPLEASEmogga.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:25:08 +0000, duab <du...@duab.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Why, have they found a cure for sarcasm?
>>>>
>>>>Yes, the Americans have it.
>>>>
>>>>Has anyone seen Potters, Domywoms, or anyone?
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>No.
>>
>>kinell... it's aliiiive it's ALIIIIIIVE!! :-)
>>
>
>Indeed. Just not been here for a while.
I check in about once a year.