How Who and Why

[bozo de niro]

How can you have crisp fruits and vegetables grow on both a TREE and in the dirt and earth under GROUND?

Shouldn't one of those be trafe and not kosher?

And how can you have "Hallelujah", the Hebrew word and interjection for praise, wonder and glory be the title for most celebratory musical composition in Christian liturgy?

Who put the bop in the bee bop?

And if you can't stop yourself from getting older, how can you have expressions like "save your time" or "investing your time", if you can't even go back in time?

And what exactly does Back to the future Mean?

[bozo de niro]

And if we can see back in time to literally within a few months of the Big Bang, how come we can't turn the camera and telescopes around and see the Future, Lucy?

[Snidely]

After allegedly serious thinking, bozo de niro wrote :

> And if we can see back in time to literally within a few months of the Big
> Bang, how come we can't turn the camera and telescopes around and see the
> Future, Lucy?

The Arrow of Time hits us in the eye when we try.

/dps


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[Jerry Friedman]

On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 2:21:38 AM UTC-6, Snidely wrote:
> After allegedly serious thinking, bozo de niro wrote :
> > And if we can see back in time to literally within a few months of the Big
> > Bang, how come we can't turn the camera and telescopes around and see the
> > Future, Lucy?

> The Arrow of Time hits us in the eye when we try.

Good one. Take a bow.

--
Jerry Friedman

[Kerr-Mudd, John]

Issat you, Fletcher? or have I got the wrong end of the stick, Dickie?

"What do points make?"
'a lot of holes in the target, guv.'


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Bah, and indeed Humbug.

[Thomas Joseph]

bozo de niro wrote:

> And what exactly does Back to the future Mean?

I guess it means, "Oh shit, here we go again", or, "We've been
down this road before." Here comes the future. Whoops, there
it goes.

Also, regarding your comments about 'saving time' remind me
of people always talking about wasting time like it's a bad thing.
I suppose it could be. But mainly I ask, "What good is time if it
can't be wasted?"

Yo, Boze..........!

[bozo de niro]

Sounds like the familiar rant about what to do with too much money and not enough time — as in you can't take it with you so give it to me.

With your money and my time, somebody can have some space and the bitches to do it with.

[Snidely]

Monday, Kerr-Mudd, John quipped:

One of you is stringing me along.

/dps "notch up your score"

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Yes, I have had a cucumber soda. Why do you ask?

[Thomas Joseph]

bozo de niro wrote:

> Sounds like the familiar rant about what to do with too much money and not enough time — as in you can't take it with you so give it to me.
>
> With your money and my time, somebody can have some space and the bitches to do it with.

If you have as little time as I have money you are not long for this world.
Times up! Get him outta here. It is true though, I think wasting time is a
luxury. But then just as you're about to die - the dark cloud descending -
you cry out, "I wish I had done something more constructive with my time
instead of wasting it", you yourself are wasted with one mighty slap from
God in heaven whose guests can be heard laughing in the background.

[bozo de niro]

> God in heaven whose guests can be heard laughing in the background. Do something about why we're going back. But why are you going back?

Notes to self: How do You go back in time? Well you can't go back in time you idiot. But let's talk about it anyway. When you go back in time and do something about whatever you're going back for, you quickly discover you can't cuz you or your machine moved a smidgen and you just can't scootch around like that in time and space or space and time together cuz dem is the rules and the all the atoms family will be there and not here and here and not there and that means you fucked it all up and everything else in time and space or even if you didn't that hokey clunky old time machine by HG Wells had parts cannibalized from it and a tin man and then some Wizard jacked off in one of the witches shoes and now she's got a hardon out for whoever did it and all the union goons at Hollywood & Vine time & time and space are calling wildcat strikes in the middle of hurt lockers and zero time and now all the shit in the world won't matter no matter what you do to make that big fucking wheel in the back the sled to turn in your dreams cuz some vandal took the handle and WD-40 too Capiche?

[Thomas Joseph]

bozo de niro wrote:

Thomas Joseph wrote:

> Sounds like the familiar rant about what to do with too
much money and not enough time — as in you can't take
it with you so give it to me.
>
> With your money and my time, somebody can have some space and the bitches to do it with.

I know what you mean. But you've got it wrong. We both have the
time but I certainly do not have the money. I'm living on $800 a
month. Not enough to sponsor any of your inane ideas, aka the
bleeding target. Also, as for money, yes you can take it with you.
I bought a cheap funeral suit years ago. It's in the closet, never worn.
Every so often I go in and sew a few dollars into the lining of the pants
and suit coat. By the time I'm dead there should be a decent sum of
money in my coffin. If you can get to it, it's yours.

[Thomas Joseph]

bozo de niro wrote:

> Notes to self: How do You go back in time? Well you can't go back in time you idiot. But let's talk about it anyway. When you go back in time and do something about whatever you're going back for, you quickly discover you can't cuz you or your machine moved a smidgen and you just can't scootch around like that in time and space or space and time together cuz dem is the rules and the all the atoms family will be there and not here and here and not there and that means you fucked it all up and everything else in time and space or even if you didn't that hokey clunky old time machine by HG Wells had parts cannibalized from it and a tin man and then some Wizard jacked off in one of the witches shoes and now she's got a hardon out for whoever did it and all the union goons at Hollywood & Vine time & time and space are calling wildcat strikes in the middle of hurt lockers and zero time and now all the shit in the world won't matter no matter what you do to make that big fucking wheel in the back the sled to turn in your dreams cuz some vandal took the handle and WD-40 too Capiche?

Your philosophical meandermentation baffles, bewilders, stymies, and
confused my brain. I have already read your screed 6 times and still
can't grasp it. But I'm not done yet. I will read your words into a newly
bought tape recorder and play it to myself while going to sleep. Perhaps
then I will fully absorb your meaning and grasp enough of it to become a
full-time official groupie under the auspices (and aegis) of your guruship.

[Peter Moylan]

Meandermentation - nice word.

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Peter Moylan Newcastle, NSW http://www.pmoylan.org

[Thomas Joseph]

Peter Moylan wrote:

> > Your philosophical meandermentation baffles, bewilders, stymies, and
> > confused my brain. I have already read your screed 6 times and still
> > can't grasp it. But I'm not done yet. I will read your words into a newly
> > bought tape recorder and play it to myself while going to sleep. Perhaps
> > then I will fully absorb your meaning and grasp enough of it to become a
> > full-time official groupie under the auspices (and aegis) of your guruship.


> Meandermentation - nice word.

I never considered it. But now after your post I thought about it and
have to agree, it does have a certain truth to it. Of course I was trying
to be funny or way out with that word, but it really does make sense.
Of course you could be lying to me just to make me feel good about
myself because you're such a nice guy. But in this case I think you're
telling the truth. I always tell the truth. Of course there are exceptions
to all rules. But yes, I went with meandermentation because I liked the
sound of it and also to attract some small amount of attention. Usually
I go beyond the call of duty when it comes to elongating words, such as
for example instead of meandermentation I might go with
meandermentationalisticalism.............. That will be my new philosophy.
My philosophies are really quite simple. Idiotic even. But by giving them
ultra long titles tend not to read them. Then I can say they can't argue
against my philosophies because they don't know anything about them.
That's the whole trick, finagle people into not reading my philosophies so
I can later tell them they don't read them because they are too way out
and profound to understand. I am basically full of shit and I love it because
it's all I've got. Thanks for your inspiring coo coo complementational
concurmentism.