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Adam Funk

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Jul 25, 2011, 4:19:24 PM7/25/11
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Yesterday I got two text messages from a relative asking if I knew
what some things written on a pub wall meant (she didn't say pub
toilet wall, so I assume they were witty signs deliberately placed in
one of the input rooms).

1. "nil illegitimus carborundum"

Well-known mock Latin for "don't let the bastard(s) grind you
down", although I've also seen "non illegitimi carborundum" & other
variations (reflecting Latin's relatively free word order) for
this.

My predictive text refused to make "bastards" but offered
"captaser" instead.

2. "pisces mortui solum cum flumine natant"

I get "only dead fish swim with the current", and I think this
could be real Latin, but shouldn't "solum" be "soli"?


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Prai Jei

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Jul 25, 2011, 4:35:49 PM7/25/11
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Adam Funk set the following eddies spiralling through the space-time
continuum:

> Yesterday I got two text messages from a relative asking if I knew
> what some things written on a pub wall meant (she didn't say pub
> toilet wall, so I assume they were witty signs deliberately placed in
> one of the input rooms).

Semper in faecibus sumus, sole profunditas quae variat.

(We're always in the sh--, it's only the depth that changes.)
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Dr Peter Young

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Jul 25, 2011, 5:07:50 PM7/25/11
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> 1. "nil illegitimus carborundum"

Sicut disintergat biscottum.

Peter.

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Joe Fineman

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Jul 25, 2011, 5:49:56 PM7/25/11
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Adam Funk <a24...@ducksburg.com> writes:

> 2. "pisces mortui solum cum flumine natant"
>
> I get "only dead fish swim with the current", and I think this
> could be real Latin, but shouldn't "solum" be "soli"?

No. "Solum" (besides being one of the forms of "solus") can be an
adverb meaning "only".

I looked this up to be sure, but, astonishingly, I remembered it right
after 60 years, during which I have forgotten a good deal.
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Stan Brown

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Jul 25, 2011, 8:09:11 PM7/25/11
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On Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:19:24 +0100, Adam Funk wrote:
> 2. "pisces mortui solum cum flumine natant"
>
> I get "only dead fish swim with the current", and I think this
> could be real Latin, but shouldn't "solum" be "soli"?

I think "solum" is an adverb here.

Dead fish can only swim with the current, or dead fish swim only with
the current.


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Stan Brown

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Jul 25, 2011, 8:11:11 PM7/25/11
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On Mon, 25 Jul 2011 22:07:50 +0100, Dr Peter Young wrote:
>
> Sicut disintergat biscottum.

That reminds me of a discussion in the faculty room of the prep
school where I taught for a couple of years. I asked the Latin
master the word for butter, because I was drawing a blank.

Without a moment's hesitation, he said, "I can't remember the
nominative, but the ablative is oleo [long e], by means of butter."

I laughed and laughed.

Peter Moylan

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Jul 25, 2011, 10:40:36 PM7/25/11
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Adam Funk wrote:

> 2. "pisces mortui solum cum flumine natant"
>
> I get "only dead fish swim with the current", and I think this
> could be real Latin, but shouldn't "solum" be "soli"?

Wouldn't "soli" mean that the fish were alone?

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Glenn Knickerbocker

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Jul 26, 2011, 12:00:39 AM7/26/11
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On Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:19:24 +0100, Adam Funk wrote:
>2. "pisces mortui solum cum flumine natant"
>
> I get "only dead fish swim with the current", and I think this
> could be real Latin, but shouldn't "solum" be "soli"?

I think it's supposed to modify the predicate, not the subject.

ŹR

Adam Funk

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Jul 26, 2011, 7:40:55 AM7/26/11
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On 2011-07-26, Stan Brown wrote:

> On Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:19:24 +0100, Adam Funk wrote:
>> 2. "pisces mortui solum cum flumine natant"
>>
>> I get "only dead fish swim with the current", and I think this
>> could be real Latin, but shouldn't "solum" be "soli"?
>
> I think "solum" is an adverb here.

Aha.

> Dead fish can only swim with the current, or dead fish swim only with
> the current.

I was thinking "only dead fish swim with the current" (where "soli"
ought to agree with "pisces"), but I guess "only" (solum) modifies
"with the current", so maybe a more idiomatic translation would be
"dead fish always swim downstream".


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Adam Funk

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Jul 26, 2011, 7:41:04 AM7/26/11
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OK, so "dead fish only swim downstream [or 'with the current']",
rather than "only dead fish...".


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R H Draney

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Jul 26, 2011, 11:16:30 AM7/26/11
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Adam Funk filted:

I think it's intended to translate the Palinism "only dead fish go with the
flow"...it's one of the things she said just before she said she was resigning
as governor because not resigning would mark her as a quitter....r


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Donna Richoux

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Jul 26, 2011, 4:16:14 PM7/26/11
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R H Draney <dado...@spamcop.net> wrote:
>
> I think it's intended to translate the Palinism "only dead fish go with the
> flow"...it's one of the things she said just before she said she was resigning
> as governor because not resigning would mark her as a quitter....r

Our pal Ben Zimmer wrote about that phrase in his column, saying among
other things that 'in 1826 this was already considered "an old saying."'

Sarah Palin, from Pit Bull to Dead Fish?
July 9, 2009
http://www.visualthesaurus.com/cm/wordroutes/1910/

Nothing about Latin, though.

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Adam Funk

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Jul 27, 2011, 8:09:37 AM7/27/11
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On 2011-07-26, R H Draney wrote:

> Adam Funk filted:

>>I was thinking "only dead fish swim with the current" (where "soli"
>>ought to agree with "pisces"), but I guess "only" (solum) modifies
>>"with the current", so maybe a more idiomatic translation would be
>>"dead fish always swim downstream".
>
> I think it's intended to translate the Palinism "only dead fish go with the
> flow"...it's one of the things she said just before she said she was resigning
> as governor because not resigning would mark her as a quitter....r

Aha, I clearly haven't been doing my patriotic duty <barf/> to keep up
with Palinisms.


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through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a
sucker you are. [Rufus T. Firefly]

ke...@cam.ac.uk

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Jul 27, 2011, 10:01:56 AM7/27/11
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In article <7nl2g8x...@news.ducksburg.com>,

Yes. It's surprising how many people have commented on this phrase without
apparently stopping to consider that one interpetation clashes with the grammar
*and* makes no sense, whereas the other at least makes sense (and I suspect is
grammatically OK as well).

Plenty of live fish swim with the current - as do people.

Katy

Adam Funk

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Aug 2, 2011, 3:57:24 PM8/2/11
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On 2011-07-26, Stan Brown wrote:

> On Mon, 25 Jul 2011 22:07:50 +0100, Dr Peter Young wrote:
>>
>> Sicut disintergat biscottum.

"Sic friat crustulum" is the version I've seen (in _Latina pro
Populo_, I think).


> That reminds me of a discussion in the faculty room of the prep
> school where I taught for a couple of years. I asked the Latin
> master the word for butter, because I was drawing a blank.
>
> Without a moment's hesitation, he said, "I can't remember the
> nominative, but the ablative is oleo [long e], by means of butter."
>
> I laughed and laughed.

Pumpkin, Mrs Farnsworth.

But isn't that "by means of oil"? ISTR that the notes in _Winnie Ille
Pu_ say that the Romans didn't have butter so the translator had to
adapt the Greek word as "butyros".


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but that's not why we do it. [Richard Feynman]

Stan Brown

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Aug 4, 2011, 5:22:15 PM8/4/11
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On Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:57:24 +0100, Adam Funk wrote:
> On 2011-07-26, Stan Brown wrote:
> > Without a moment's hesitation, he said, "I can't remember the
> > nominative, but the ablative is oleo [long e], by means of butter."
> >
> > I laughed and laughed.
>
> Pumpkin, Mrs Farnsworth.

Que?



> But isn't that "by means of oil"?

Probably, though I don't know off hand the Latin nominative for
"oil", much less the ablative.

But the joke was that, in English, "oleo" is short for
"oleomargarine" (now usually called "margarine", a butter substitute
that tastes bad and is full of nasty chemicals but costs less than
the real thing.

Joe Fineman

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Aug 4, 2011, 8:51:57 PM8/4/11
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Stan Brown <the_sta...@fastmail.fm> writes:

> Probably, though I don't know off hand the Latin nominative for
> "oil", much less the ablative.

Hey, I guessed right: oleum (neuter); hence, ablative (& dative)
oleo.


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Adam Funk

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Aug 5, 2011, 6:30:46 AM8/5/11
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On 2011-08-04, Stan Brown wrote:

> On Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:57:24 +0100, Adam Funk wrote:
>> On 2011-07-26, Stan Brown wrote:
>> > Without a moment's hesitation, he said, "I can't remember the
>> > nominative, but the ablative is oleo [long e], by means of butter."
>> >
>> > I laughed and laughed.
>>
>> Pumpkin, Mrs Farnsworth.
>
> Que?

http://ibcwiki.spaceroom.org/?q=book/export/html/29


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