Re: Laura's Cocktail Party

[Dr Nick]

fabzorba <myles....@gmail.com> writes:

> From:
> https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usage.english/browse_thread/thread/f330ce3863c99355/932e845757995b43?hl=en-GB&lnk=gst&q=laura+LFS+cocktail#932e845757995b43
> and apropos Harrison's comment that he has not been invited to Laura's
> Cocktail Party, which is pretty devastating, as her Cocktail Party
> explains just about all there is to know concerning human relations.
> Perhaps we could both get an invite, but then of course, only ONE of
> us could attend, as we can never be seen in the same room together.
>
> truck hitting the ground, and with about as much grace. <WWOOPS>
> <GIGGLE> <BURP> Oh, hi eberywwun. I’m not drunk or nuthink, just had a
> couple here. <GRIN> and more <GRIN>. Ok, lemme have those cocktail
> ffthrfrank thingos to go with the cocktail drinky pooos. <SLURP>
> <HEY> Face ache who you looking at you big fuggin creeeep? , dat
> one<GIGGLE> Wait <BURP> I gotta let off some gas here boyyos just
> lemme bend ova to the side <BELCH> and here goes <FART>. Oh, dat’s a
> bit <HICK> bedda. Which muddafucka is holding out onna <HICK> booze
> barrel? Wait, there’s more: <BELCH>Oh dat’s good, innit? Oh, annuda
> one <FARRRRRTTTTff fffeee ff> Dat one kinnda shizzled, don’t it,
> commmraddes, eh?
>
> Oh, wheres dat <HICK> chimmken sammich you bashtards? Quick get outa
> de way iffa you don’t wann be in the line of de big wind
> <FAAAAAaaaeeeemeemmeeFAAA FAAA Ffffffiffy fiffy fiffy FFFA!> Now de
> sammich Oh <OOH ERRRRRRRRR>
>
> (Some guests are concerned: "Laura, is there something wrong with the
> chicken sandwich?")
>
> Naww <BBOOH> <HOOOHHHHOOO> sammich ok, muddafuckas. <SOB> <BURP> I
> just <SHIT> me bloomers. <BBOOH> <HOOOO>. Quick!! whwheere’s the vomit
> bag? Oh too late you basshtards,
>
> <BARF> <BARF> <BARF><BARF> <WHIZZLE> <SLURP> <BARF> <BARF><BARF>
> <BARF> <BARF> <SOB> <SLURP>
>
> Myles [Frankly, I’ve just realized I have a prior engagement.
> <BYEEEE>] paulsen

You are a pathetic little twat aren't you?

I can't remember how you escaped from my kill file, but you are back in
it.

[fabzorba]

> fabzorba <myles.abzo...@gmail.com> writes:
>
> You are a pathetic little twat aren't you?
>
> I can't remember how you escaped from my kill file, but you are back in

> it.-"

Yes, that's the shot, Doc. My initial post had disappeared under yet
another avalance of Marius (Why, daddy, why?) Hancu's interminable
shit, but you ever so thoughtfully reposted it back up here, and in
full, so that everyone can see EXACTLY what it is that has you laying
mini brown golf balls in your knickerbockers. Thus giving it an
entirely new audience, and a chance for me to excoriate you in ways to
which you have no answer, and never will. Have a chattette to your
chums in Radio.BBC. cocktail.wankers or whatever it it, where you have
your tongue so firmly down the back of Laura's oversized bloomers.

The reason I escaped your kill file is coz, as with the estimable Tony
Cooper, you PROFESS to despise everything I write, but only as a
priest might do with the pornographic mags he has hidden under his bed
"for research". Like Tony, you are secretly obsessed with me, inflamed
in the heart, mind and loins by that which I write. Oh, you say to
yourself, I really MUST get back to that 569 long thread on the nature
of the dative, but let me have just ONE last little SQUIZZ at that
infernal Fabzorba's diabolical eloquence, just one more, only one....

Myles (Oh, and you might be Dr NIck, but for some reason, I only ever
see you as Dr Riviera) paulsen

[Guy Barry]

"fabzorba" wrote in message
news:5455a272-91e9-45d9...@i2g2000pbi.googlegroups.com...

> My initial post had disappeared under yet
> another avalance of Marius (Why, daddy, why?) Hancu's interminable
> shit,

I wish Marius could make your posts disappear.

--
Guy Barry

[the Omrud]

On 03/11/2012 09:08, Dr Nick wrote:

> You are a pathetic little twat aren't you?
>
> I can't remember how you escaped from my kill file, but you are back in
> it.

Ditto. Something must have changed.

--
David

[Athel Cornish-Bowden]

He escaped briefly from mine a few months ago when he added the f at
the beginning of his name, but it was the work of a moment to put him
back, and he hasn't escaped since.


--
athel

[CDB]

I thought Jenny Talia was probably <disturbing image warning>
Myles in a nylon stocking.

[LFS]

<chortle> I thought she was Mr Hill in a woolly hat.

--
Laura
(emulate St. George for email)

[Guy Barry]

"CDB" wrote in message news:k7asbt$dvv$1...@speranza.aioe.org...

> I thought Jenny Talia was probably <disturbing image warning>
> Myles in a nylon stocking.

Can't have been. Jenny's posts made me laugh.

--
Guy Barry

[CDB]

It's still just a working hypothesis; but I don't discount his talents
merely because he uses them for evil.

[Guy Barry]

"CDB" wrote in message news:k7b59b$4r6$1...@speranza.aioe.org...

How do you explain this exchange then?

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usage.english/msg/46febe631f3d7cac

--
Guy Barry

[Athel Cornish-Bowden]

Why would one bother?


--
athel

[Guy Barry]

"Athel Cornish-Bowden" wrote in message
news:afslq1...@mid.individual.net...

I wouldn't normally; but CDB seems to believe that various posters here are
sock puppets operated by Myles, which puzzles me. Myles has such a
distinctive posting style that he'd easily give himself away.

--
Guy Barry

[Guy Barry]

"Guy Barry" wrote in message news:jn9ms.168358$9D6.1...@fx27.am4...

> I wouldn't normally; but CDB seems to believe that various posters here
> are sock puppets operated by Myles, which puzzles me. Myles has such a
> distinctive posting style that he'd easily give himself away.

On the other hand, it occurs to me that Myles might be a sock puppet
operated by a regular poster harbouring a secret grudge...

--
Guy Barry

[Athel Cornish-Bowden]

In my innocence I thought it was her real name: after all "Talia"
exists as a surname, and "Jenny" is common as a given name. Like the
Italians who intended to call their new genetic engineering company
GenItalia until someone pointed out that that wouldn't be very wise I
didn't immediately see anything suspicious about the name.


--
athel

[Guy Barry]

"Athel Cornish-Bowden" wrote in message

news:afuldr...@mid.individual.net...

> In my innocence I thought it was her real name: after all "Talia" exists
> as a surname, and "Jenny" is common as a given name.

On a point of information, it was "Jenny Telia", not "Jenny Talia", so the
pun wouldn't have been immediately obvious.

--
Guy Barry

[CDB]

On 06/11/2012 9:16 AM, Guy Barry wrote:

> "CDB" wrote:
>> Guy Barry wrote:

>>> "CDB" wrote:

>>>> I thought Jenny Talia was probably <disturbing image warning>
>>>> Myles in a nylon stocking.

>>> Can't have been. Jenny's posts made me laugh.

>> It's still just a working hypothesis; but I don't discount his talents
>> merely because he uses them for evil.

> How do you explain this exchange then?

> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usage.english/msg/46febe631f3d7cac

His other characters do crosstalk, why not these? To elaborate: I guess
that Myles is an expat Englishman; Harrison is his memory of England,
Zorba is his freedom to be vulgar in his new home (whose tourist ads
once featured a sweet young lady wondering why the fuck* we couldn't
come on down, and where I believe the Puppetry of the Penis was first
conceived). Jenny is his better half, at least so far.

Can I answer Guy's comment to Athel a little downthread? It was
occasional incursions of Zorba's distinctive style into Harrison's
postings that first suggested puppetry to me.

*Not quite so strongly-worded when we saw it in Canada, but this was no
doubt the original virgin I mean version.

[Peter Duncanson [BrE]]

I've not previously seen it suggested that the word was "fuck". The
version that was initially rejected by the TV advertising regulator
asked "So where the bloody hell are you?"

In the UK the objections were to the word "bloody" and in Canada they
were to the word "hell".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_where_the_bloody_hell_are_you%3F#Controversy

The bafflement of Australians at the temporary banning of the advert
was, I think, due to their not realising that "bloody" as an expletive
is stronger in meaning in the UK than in Australia.[1] Because British
advertisers avoid "bad language" so as not to offend viewers and readers
the use of "bloody hell" in the Australian adverts took the regulators
by surprise and their reaction was overcautious.

Anyhow, the advertising campaign was unsuccessful and was withdrawn.

It is possible that it failed because of the aggressive and accusatory
nature of "So where the bloody hell are you?". Something more inviting
might have worked better.

[1]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody#Usage




--
Peter Duncanson, UK
(in alt.usage.english)

[Guy Barry]

"CDB" wrote in message news:k7dfvo$pc6$1...@speranza.aioe.org...

> His other characters do crosstalk, why not these? To elaborate: I guess
> that Myles is an expat Englishman; Harrison is his memory of England,
> Zorba is his freedom to be vulgar in his new home

Myles and fabzorba aren't different posters. He posts under the handle
"fabzorba" but signs himself as Myles.

> Jenny is his better half, at least so far.

I suspect that "Jenny" (who seems to have disappeared) was one of the
regulars posting under an alias, but I doubt very much whether it was Myles.
Myles is quite happy to slag off Marius's posts under his own name, so why
would he need to adopt an alias to do so?

> Can I answer Guy's comment to Athel a little downthread? It was
> occasional incursions of Zorba's distinctive style into Harrison's
> postings that first suggested puppetry to me.

Examples? They seem like chalk and cheese to me. In fact Harrison made a
post fairly recently saying he preferred posts that were "short and
unassuming", suggesting that he found Myles's posts hard to keep up with. I
expect I can dig out the thread. Harrison has also explicitly mentioned
that he's working in the SW London/Surrey area at the moment.

But maybe some of Myles's style has rubbed off on him. It wouldn't be
impossible.

--
Guy Barry

[Athel Cornish-Bowden]

On 2012-11-07 11:17:13 +0000, CDB said:

> On 06/11/2012 9:16 AM, Guy Barry wrote:
>> "CDB" wrote:
>>> Guy Barry wrote:
>>>> "CDB" wrote:
>
>>>>> I thought Jenny Talia was probably <disturbing image warning>
>>>>> Myles in a nylon stocking.
>
>>>> Can't have been. Jenny's posts made me laugh.
>
>>> It's still just a working hypothesis; but I don't discount his talents
>>> merely because he uses them for evil.
>
>> How do you explain this exchange then?
>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usage.english/msg/46febe631f3d7cac
>
> His other characters do crosstalk, why not these? To elaborate: I
> guess that Myles is an expat Englishman; Harrison is his memory of
> England, Zorba is his freedom to be vulgar in his new home (whose
> tourist ads once featured a sweet young lady wondering why the fuck* we
> couldn't come on down, and where I believe the Puppetry of the Penis
> was first conceived). Jenny is his better half, at least so far.

How does Brett fit into this? As the bighearted Californian that he
would like to have become if he had migrated to the Golden West?
Actually I don't seriously suggest the equation Brett = (f)abzorba, but
he did seem at one time to be part of the HH-(f)abzorba mutual
admiration society.


--
athel

[R H Draney]

Peter Duncanson [BrE]" <ma...@peterduncanson.net> filted:

>
>The bafflement of Australians at the temporary banning of the advert
>was, I think, due to their not realising that "bloody" as an expletive
>is stronger in meaning in the UK than in Australia.[1] Because British
>advertisers avoid "bad language" so as not to offend viewers and readers
>the use of "bloody hell" in the Australian adverts took the regulators
>by surprise and their reaction was overcautious.
>
>Anyhow, the advertising campaign was unsuccessful and was withdrawn.
>
>It is possible that it failed because of the aggressive and accusatory
>nature of "So where the bloody hell are you?". Something more inviting
>might have worked better.

ObDouglasAdams: Perhaps the slogan can now be taken up by Belgium....r


--
Me? Sarcastic?
Yeah, right.

[Harrison Hill]

On Nov 7, 1:49 pm, "Guy Barry" <guy.ba...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> "CDB"  wrote in messagenews:k7dfvo$pc6$1...@speranza.aioe.org...

Trust me it would be impossible!

[Guy Barry]

"Harrison Hill" wrote in message
news:755dc089-046b-49a4...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com...

Could you possibly do something to convince CDB that you're not Myles, then?
He seems increasingly convinced that a number of posters here are Myles's
sock-puppets. I'm starting to get worried in case he accuses me.

--
Guy Barry

[CDB]

On 08/11/2012 2:17 AM, Guy Barry wrote:

> "Harrison Hill" wrote:
>> "Guy Barry" <guy.ba...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>>> Examples? They seem like chalk and cheese to me. In fact Harrison
>>> made a
>>> post fairly recently saying he preferred posts that were "short and
>>> unassuming", suggesting that he found Myles's posts hard to keep up
>>> with. I
>>> expect I can dig out the thread. Harrison has also explicitly
>>> mentioned
>>> that he's working in the SW London/Surrey area at the moment.

Things are not always what they seem. Visits over 'ome could keep Myles
current; the other dodges would require creative recounting, but this is
usenet. The concept of a troll who tells the strict truth about
everything is an intriguing one, however.

>>> But maybe some of Myles's style has rubbed off on him. It wouldn't be
>>> impossible.

>> Trust me it would be impossible!

AOL to that.

> Could you possibly do something to convince CDB that you're not Myles,
> then? He seems increasingly convinced that a number of posters here are
> Myles's sock-puppets. I'm starting to get worried in case he accuses me.

Keep up the pose of literal-minded naivete and maybe I will. Seriously,
Guy, maybe you come here with your heart, and so on, a little too open,
like those PRs in _West Side Story_.

[CDB]

On 07/11/2012 10:41 AM, Athel Cornish-Bowden wrote:

BB has a very open attitude to life, as you say, and will play nicely
with anybody willing to do even approximately the same (whose behaviour
is almost like his own, as you might say). Zorba can play nice when he
wants to.

I agree that that way madness lies.

[Guy Barry]

"CDB" wrote in message news:k7g99b$m3e$1...@speranza.aioe.org...

> Things are not always what they seem. Visits over 'ome could keep Myles
> current; the other dodges would require creative recounting, but this is
> usenet.

But why? What would be in it for Myles?

[me to Harrison]

> > Could you possibly do something to convince CDB that you're not Myles,
> > then? He seems increasingly convinced that a number of posters here are
> > Myles's sock-puppets. I'm starting to get worried in case he accuses
> > me.

> Keep up the pose of literal-minded naivete and maybe I will. Seriously,
> Guy, maybe you come here with your heart, and so on, a little too open,
> like those PRs in _West Side Story_.

I've got it now. *You're* Myles's sock-puppet, aren't you? Obvious,
really. Should have guessed ages ago.

--
Guy Barry

[CDB]

On 08/11/2012 9:02 AM, Guy Barry wrote:
> "CDB" wrote:

>> Things are not always what they seem. Visits over 'ome could keep
>> Myles current; the other dodges would require creative recounting, but
>> this is usenet.

> But why? What would be in it for Myles?

The prestige, mainly. And the knee in the groin.

> [me to Harrison]
>> > Could you possibly do something to convince CDB that you're not Myles,
>> > then? He seems increasingly convinced that a number of posters here are
>> > Myles's sock-puppets. I'm starting to get worried in case he
>> accuses > me.

>> Keep up the pose of literal-minded naivete and maybe I will.
>> Seriously, Guy, maybe you come here with your heart, and so on, a
>> little too open, like those PRs in _West Side Story_.

> I've got it now. *You're* Myles's sock-puppet, aren't you? Obvious,
> really. Should have guessed ages ago.

Trust no one, Grasshopper. Yourself least of all.

[fabzorba]

You see, if you keep coming up with lines like that last one, you too
will be deemed a sock puppet of mine.

Here is the state of play so far as I can see it, judging from the
opinions expressed in this thread so far.

If you post in some material which is witty, funny, eccentric, and
rebellious, you will almost inevitably be accused of being a sock
puppet of Fabzorba. Otherwise, you most certainly will not. That is
why Harrison, who has biographical details and photos and a history
which prove that he is a resident of Britain, will nevertheless be
called a sock puppet of mine, coz he is funny, witty etc etc. And that
is why Peter Moylan, who is a resident of my home town Newcastle (in
NSW) and a graduate of my alma mater, will nevertheless NEVER be
called a sock puppet, coz he is a crashing bore and a brown tongue
lizard. And I don't do that.

I feel all that rather as a compliment, although it was never intended
as such, which of course makes it even more genuinely flattering.

Of course, it would be, paradoxically, even more flattering if I were
to be called a sock puppet of some serial dry masticator like Steve
Hayes. The hallmark of a great actor is that they can play ''against
type''. I must try it some time. Might start with something like
Athel's recent yawn fest intro:

"I've noticed recently that there has not been much of note on alt.
english.usage. Seems like they just have what we do, most of the time,
if not all of it. Anyone see anything there that they thought was
interesting? Course, I might have missed some of it. On the other
hand, one might think something there interesting but I might find it
less so. And I might find something there interesting, but you may
not. Although, as I said at the outset, I have not seen anything there
which I thought specially interesting.

And so on. That brain of his just charges along, don't it, on all two
cylinders, like Mrs Carruther's lawn mower it is. Goes all summer on
the smell of a greasy rag. Very economical.

[Guy Barry]

"fabzorba" wrote in message
news:e7567d12-2ab2-4d0f...@y5g2000pbi.googlegroups.com...

> On Nov 9, 1:10 am, CDB <bellemar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On 08/11/2012 9:02 AM, Guy Barry wrote:

[to CDB]

> > > I've got it now. *You're* Myles's sock-puppet, aren't you? Obvious,
> > > really. Should have guessed ages ago.
>
> > Trust no one, Grasshopper. Yourself least of all.

> You see, if you keep coming up with lines like that last one, you too
> will be deemed a sock puppet of mine.

He just was - by me. Still, I can't expect you to keep track of who said
what. I expect you think we're all sock-puppets of Laura.

--
Guy Barry

[CDB]

On 11/11/2012 1:36 AM, fabzorba wrote:

> CDB <bellemar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Guy Barry wrote:
>>> "CDB" wrote:

>>>> Things are not always what they seem. Visits over 'ome could keep
>>>> Myles current; the other dodges would require creative recounting, but
>>>> this is usenet.
>>> But why? What would be in it for Myles?
>> The prestige, mainly. And the knee in the groin.

>>> [me to Harrison]
>>>>> Could you possibly do something to convince CDB that you're not Myles,
>>>>> then? He seems increasingly convinced that a number of posters here are
>>>>> Myles's sock-puppets. I'm starting to get worried in case he
>>>> accuses > me.
>>>> Keep up the pose of literal-minded naivete and maybe I will.
>>>> Seriously, Guy, maybe you come here with your heart, and so on, a
>>>> little too open, like those PRs in _West Side Story_.
>>> I've got it now. *You're* Myles's sock-puppet, aren't you? Obvious,
>>> really. Should have guessed ages ago.

>> Trust no one, Grasshopper. Yourself least of all.

> You see, if you keep coming up with lines like that last one, you too
> will be deemed a sock puppet of mine.

Too late (see above).

> Here is the state of play so far as I can see it, judging from the
> opinions expressed in this thread so far.
>
> If you post in some material which is witty, funny, eccentric, and
> rebellious, you will almost inevitably be accused of being a sock
> puppet of Fabzorba.

So, that was a compliment, right?

> Otherwise, you most certainly will not. That is
> why Harrison, who has biographical details and photos and a history
> which prove that he is a resident of Britain, will nevertheless be
> called a sock puppet of mine, coz he is funny, witty etc etc.

He does you credit. Biographical details aren't hard to arrange. Now,
how about a closeup of the two of you grinning and holding up your
passports in front of the Sydney Opera House, next time HH passes through?

[Don't think the rest of it was complimentary. Not to me, anyhow.]

[Moonraker]

If I am a sock puppet it's because my left hand doesn't know what my
right is doing.
--

Moonraker

[fabzorba]

Well, that's coz your left hand is engaged in frenzied masturbation,
and your other hand is wedging an electric dildo up your arse. And no,
we are NOT asking for photos or a clip on YouTube.

As Bob Dylan might have penned it:

"All the whirring dildos up my bum
How'm aaaaaah gonna get any typin' duuuuuuunnnn...?

[fabzorba]

> [Don't think the rest of it was complimentary. Not to me, anyhow.]-

Yeah CDB, biographical details are easy to arrange. So how about a
piccy with Harrison and me on Sydney Harbour holding "passports" (and
how hard would that be to mock up?). Ever heard of photoshop?

Of course, Harrison is welcome to stay at my Pleasure Dome if and when
he comes to Sydney. In fact, so are you ALL, yes even athel. For you
see, Fabzorba is a river of largesse to his people, he does not hold
grudges. And athel could help with catering for us all. It's always so
retro-chic to have a hunchback in a white suit serving drinks off a
silver platter.

Of course, I am sure what would happen. Harrison comes over, at
considerable expense to himself. We get photo as per request. Does aue
throw themselves down in abject and blubbering apologies for having
pilloried both of us for transgressions of which we were both entirely
innocent? Or do they simply say: "Well, of course, photo shop, Fake
passports etc etc....

Uh no, I think we all know exactly what the response would be. We ALL
do, don't we?

[fabzorba]

On 11월11일, 오후9시39분, CDB <bellemar...@gmail.com> wrote:

> [Don't think the rest of it was complimentary. Not to me, anyhow.]- 원본 텍스트 숨기기 -
>
For the record, now that this thread has got to the denouement of an
Agatha Christie, where everyone is accusing everyone else of being the
murderer, let me chime in:

Laura and Marius Hancu. A no-brainer, on behalf of both respondents.

Steve Hayes and Tony Cooper. There's just something not quite RIGHT
about those two. Whenever one slags me off, the other one's there,
like a vulture standing on a stump and licking his bloodless lips.

[Arcadian Rises]

I thought of the usual suspect, the Father of Maledicta.

[Guy Barry]

"fabzorba" wrote in message
news:7f8e1048-30b4-4116...@g7g2000pbi.googlegroups.com...

> For the record, now that this thread has got to the denouement of an
> Agatha Christie, where everyone is accusing everyone else of being the
> murderer, let me chime in:

I have never seen any exchange between you and Laura. Therefore you are
clearly Laura. Case closed.

--
Guy Barry

[fabzorba]

Now I'm getting like Bruce Willis in 6th Sense, who doesn't know he's
dead. Maybe I HAVE been Laura all along! That is why I can't see her
in my mind's eye, but think about her a lot. Coz I AM her!! That way
madness lies!

But it would explain something else. That is why she and I can't
attend the SAME cocktail party. And it would explain why in my dream I
was locked in a cage in HER house. Coz, the cage is my subconscious
mind, and it is locked in HER body, i.e. HER house. And when she
bashes my cage, that is me trying to self-harm my true self, coz I
don't recognise it.

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usage.english/browse_thread/thread/9c33bf1ff2dcf565/6d6cac28d3d2b64c?lnk=gst&q=fabzorba+cage#6d6cac28d3d2b64c

And my extravagant depictions of her drinking herself blind, of course
they are all ways that I use to prevent myself from seeing the truth.
That she is me, and I am her. But what sex - sorry gender - am I then,
am I male or female, Myles or Laura? I'll have to have a little
fondle when I hit the sack tonite.

[R H Draney]

fabzorba filted:

>
>Steve Hayes and Tony Cooper. There's just something not quite RIGHT
>about those two. Whenever one slags me off, the other one's there,
>like a vulture standing on a stump and licking his bloodless lips.

Vultures got lips?...r

[CDB]

On 13/11/2012 11:50 AM, Arcadian Rises wrote:

[who is Jenny]

> I thought of the usual suspect, the Father of Maledicta.

Good point. I may have to reconsider Ms Telia.

[Athel Cornish-Bowden]

On 2012-11-14 12:39:21 +0100, CDB <belle...@gmail.com> said:

> On 13/11/2012 11:50 AM, Arcadian Rises wrote:
>
> [who is Jenny]

I think you need a ? in there. Otherwise people may think you're
accusing Arcadian of being Jenny!

>
>> I thought of the usual suspect, the Father of Maledicta.
>
> Good point. I may have to reconsider Ms Telia.

--
athel

[Jerry Friedman]

On Nov 14, 2:20 am, R H Draney <dadoc...@spamcop.net> wrote:
> fabzorba filted:
> >Steve Hayes and Tony Cooper. There's just something not quite RIGHT
> >about those two. Whenever one slags me off, the other one's there,
> >like a vulture standing on a stump and licking his bloodless lips.
>
> Vultures got lips?...r

Some people think it's funny and they laugh.

--
Jerry Friedman

[Arcadian Rises]

On Nov 14, 8:06 am, Athel Cornish-Bowden <athel...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 2012-11-14 12:39:21 +0100, CDB <bellemar...@gmail.com> said:
>
> > On 13/11/2012 11:50 AM, Arcadian Rises wrote:
>
> > [who is Jenny]
>
> I think you need a ? in there. Otherwise people may think you're
> accusing Arcadian of being Jenny!
>
>
>
> >> I thought of the usual suspect, the Father of Maledicta.
>
> > Good point.  I may have to reconsider Ms Telia.
>
> --
> athel

I would take it as as a compliment rather than an accusation.

[Reinhold {Rey} Aman]

Jerry Friedman wrote:
>
> R H Draney wrote:
>>
>> Vultures got lips?

>>
> Some people think it's funny and they laugh.
>

"Does a chicken have lips?"

--
~~~ Reinhold {Rey} Aman ~~~

[R H Draney]

Reinhold {Rey} Aman filted:

>
>Jerry Friedman wrote:
>>
>> R H Draney wrote:
>>>
>>> Vultures got lips?
>>>
>> Some people think it's funny and they laugh.
>>
>"Does a chicken have lips?"

Actually, I was thinking more of this:

https://images.nonexiste.net/img/irc/2011/02/17/clams-got-legs.gif

....r

[fabzorba]

On 11월14일, 오후7시20분, R H Draney <dadoc...@spamcop.net> wrote:
> fabzorba filted:
>
>
>
> >Steve Hayes and Tony Cooper. There's just something not quite RIGHT
> >about those two. Whenever one slags me off, the other one's there,
> >like a vulture standing on a stump and licking his bloodless lips.
>
> Vultures got lips?...r
>

Lips, like teeth, will be provided...